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Brentwood Mall Douchebag
The_AK
10-01-2009, 01:20 PM
Saw a funny/ridiculous site today.
I just parked at Brentwood mall and was walking through parking getting ready to get myself a Quiznos sub (more on that later) when all of a sudden I hear a REALLY loud fart can. This guy just keeps reving his engine and the fart noise is just blasting through the entire parking lot. I get closer and I see an older woman (like aged 55 or so) in a red car waiting for someone to get out of their parking space. Meanwhile some jackass is behind her reving the hell out of his engine. Old lady finally gets fed up with the douche bag and gets out of her car, looks at the guy, "What the fuck is your problem?!?" she yells at him!
Guy opens his window, "Wtf are you doing! Get off the fucking road you old hag!" He gets ready to say something else but his gf covers his mouth. He keeps reving.
Finally woman gets into her parking spot and the ricer drivers away to drop his gf off near the entrance. After witnessing this i just walk away and burst laughing. I see the guy's gf get out of his car and shes clearly NOT AMUSED.
Anyways, guy drives a black honda crx with a fucked up exhaust or something. Also has chrome "visors" on his rear window. If you see this guy, just point and laugh at his douchebagness. :haha:
And if you're actually on here and reading this right now, you're a lolfag.
Edit* my bad guys,
Quiznos sub was quite decent. Excellent job by the locals (i've eaten with them before). I ordered a Regular Mesquite chicken, HOWEVER, (heres the twist) SWISS cheese instead of Cheddar! :O
Overall i'd rate my sub a good 8.5 out of 10 because one of the pieces of chicken had a small piece of some chewy substance in it.
http://tastesbetter.com/html3689/MesquesiteChic1.jpg
Also, gf was not that pleasant to look it.
/shrugs
Edit 2* Did not get a combo, but, I did purchase a bottle of water. Excellent choice.
skyxx
10-01-2009, 01:27 PM
Who cares about the Douchebag, more about the GF and the QUIZNO's you said you'll elaborate later.
Dragon-88
10-01-2009, 01:28 PM
More info on the quiznos?
I havent had lunch yet.. MMMM Quiznos...
TOS'd
10-01-2009, 01:31 PM
And????? Did you buy a sub or not? What flavour was it? Did it have all the fixings? Did you get a combo? Details man, come on don't leave me hanging here!
I bet OP is a troll :[
InvisibleSoul
10-01-2009, 01:34 PM
This thread does not deliver!
It's not delivery, it's Delissio!
pics of the gf now
or the sub
vo_hantu
10-01-2009, 01:47 PM
Hi I drive a black CRX with a busted exhaust, but you can call me lolfag.
mr_piggy
10-01-2009, 01:50 PM
Lame.
!Tigger
10-01-2009, 02:00 PM
it would be easier if you told us what the driver looked like lol
more on the sub too and the chick
SumAznGuy
10-01-2009, 02:01 PM
Thread does not deliver. I sue you now.
!Aznboi128
10-01-2009, 02:03 PM
pics of the sub....
fucking hungry
Grandmaster TSE
10-01-2009, 02:11 PM
i'll give the girlfriend some of my sub, of course we need pics first
skyxx
10-01-2009, 02:14 PM
^ Your sub isn't even half a footlong. You're false advertising.
dizzystar
10-01-2009, 02:15 PM
black crx with busted exhaust.
30,000 members on this board have that... I am more interested in the old lady...
Dinan3
10-01-2009, 02:29 PM
CRiXy?
vapour_lock
10-01-2009, 02:35 PM
Who cares about the Douchebag, more about the GF and the QUIZNO's you said you'll elaborate later.
i was also waiting for the quiznos story.
thread didnt deliver... cant find the pic..
m4k4v4li
10-01-2009, 02:38 PM
cool story bro
jlo mein
10-01-2009, 02:47 PM
Quizno's has large subs on sale for $5 or something.
KingDeeCee
10-01-2009, 02:49 PM
So you ate the crx? That's amazing.
Jsunu
10-01-2009, 02:52 PM
I have seen the depths of hell, the nightmare of which unspeakable cruelty thou has never witness. I have committed unspeakable horrors of which the devil himself quivers in it's wake. Yet, sir, you have committed the most terrible unspeakable crime that forever is etched in the souls of man.....
You did not reference the quinzos later in the story
hotjoint
10-01-2009, 03:01 PM
was his gf hot or what?
hirevtuner
10-01-2009, 03:09 PM
does not deliver...boo!
shenmecar
10-01-2009, 03:16 PM
http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1251404220-819713-400x408-thread_does_not_deliver.jpg
Gary Oak
10-01-2009, 03:21 PM
im still waiting for the quizno's part of the story...
thats was the most intersting bit
The_AK
10-01-2009, 03:26 PM
included edits as well as photo of the sub,
also, the driver was "some angry white guy"
skyxx
10-01-2009, 03:44 PM
Now that's a story. Makes me want to head out and get some Quizno's
hongy
10-01-2009, 03:44 PM
hahaha awesome thread
Vansterdam
10-01-2009, 03:44 PM
FYI-
the quiznoes at broadway/commercial station chinses you and rips you off.
i experienced and heard stories from friends that they sometimes rip you off by not adding cheese to your sub, ESPECIALLY when you take it out to go
dont know if any of you had this happen to you but fuck those guys
pictures of the quiznos or it didnt happen
oh wait nm
lol
i love quiznos. beats subway any day
The_AK
10-01-2009, 04:13 PM
You know the fucking slut working at Quiznos had the decency to ask me if i wanted lettuce on my sub? What kinda question is that?
Not Amused
murd0c
10-01-2009, 04:16 PM
maybe it was that n00b asnoobasitgets. It could be his first time able to leave the house since the post and he needed to take his hurt feeling out on this poor older women.
Simplex123
10-01-2009, 04:18 PM
quizno's is wayyyy better than subway
or maybe cuz quizno's is fatter than subway. LOL
The_AK
10-01-2009, 04:28 PM
quizno's is wayyyy better than subway
or maybe cuz quizno's is fatter than subway. LOL
I left the sfu campus just for that reason. Not kidding.
Euro7r
10-01-2009, 04:28 PM
Screw that dickhead. Quizno's is always good, but subway is more healthier I guess.
Gh0stRider
10-01-2009, 04:29 PM
CRiXy?
nope...
Mugen EvOlutioN
10-01-2009, 04:37 PM
was his gf hot or what?
:thumbsup: +1
pictures of the quiznos or it didnt happen
oh wait nm
lol
:haha:
quizno is the shit
Mugen EvOlutioN
10-01-2009, 04:38 PM
Screw that dickhead. Quizno's is always good, but subway is more healthier I guess.
why is that
jdmhaze
10-01-2009, 05:05 PM
Guy opens his window, "Wtf are you doing! Get off the fucking road you old hag!" He gets ready to say something else but his gf covers his mouth. He keeps reving.
Also, gf was not that pleasant to look it.
/shrug.
quoted for lulz.
Owned by ugly gf FTL.
TOS'd
10-01-2009, 05:13 PM
Edit* my bad guys,
Quiznos sub was quite decent. Excellent job by the locals (i've eaten with them before). I ordered a Regular Mesquite chicken, HOWEVER, (heres the twist) SWISS cheese instead of Cheddar! :O
Overall i'd rate my sub a good 8.5 out of 10 because one of the pieces of chicken had a small piece of some chewy substance in it.
http://tastesbetter.com/html3689/MesquesiteChic1.jpg
Edit 2* Did not get a combo, but, I did purchase a bottle of water. Excellent choice.
OMG SWISS CHEESE, did it feel like surprise sex butt rape when you bite into it? And good job picking water. I would have held up the line with so many choices.
Thread of the year! You winz the interwebz! :thumbsup:
The_AK
10-01-2009, 05:34 PM
OMG SWISS CHEESE, did it feel like surprise sex butt rape when you bite into it? And good job picking water. I would have held up the line with so many choices.
Thread of the year! You winz the interwebz! :thumbsup:
Felt like I was giving surprise butt sex rape to his ugly gf (while eating the quiznos sandwhich)
Mugen EvOlutioN
10-01-2009, 05:52 PM
swiss beats
:D
StylinRed
10-01-2009, 05:59 PM
I just encountered a douchebag at the Snap 24/7 Fitness in Maple Ridge, it was an East Indian lady and her family enquiriing about membership and she asks the guy working in there "and its owned by East Indian people right?" (the guy working in there was EI) and he's like "uh... no, its chinese people" and she's like "OH!..."
then they didnt sign up and said they would "think about it"
-__-
place is really cool btw (Snap 24.7) key fob for after hours (its only staffed 9-9) and monitored etc, supposedly they're going to open 5-6 more in BC
AzNightmare
10-01-2009, 06:07 PM
http://tastesbetter.com/html3689/MesquesiteChic1.jpg
wow... that looks so good....... mouth watery now.
http://enigma.dune.net/~eric/Do-not-feed-the-troll.PNG
underscore
10-01-2009, 07:04 PM
So you ate the crx? That's amazing.
Man, with my special workout, you can eat 100 CRX's a week!
Mugen EvOlutioN
10-01-2009, 07:05 PM
^
lol wtf
KingDeeCee
10-01-2009, 08:04 PM
You know the fucking slut working at Quiznos had the decency to ask me if i wanted lettuce on my sub? What kinda question is that?
Not Amused
You fucked the slut? Got pics?
underscore
10-01-2009, 08:55 PM
^
lol wtf
you must not have seen the workout -> cheeseburger -> treadmill cap.
JSALES
10-01-2009, 09:35 PM
stupid ricers these days haha
B-DiZzLe
10-01-2009, 09:44 PM
omg the sub looks fuckin delicious.. haven't eaten at quiznos for years.. gonna check that shit out...
Dan_Guy
10-01-2009, 11:27 PM
Man, with my special workout, you can eat 100 CRX's a week!
A Whole CRX!?:eek:
The_AK
10-01-2009, 11:46 PM
omg the sub looks fuckin delicious.. haven't eaten at quiznos for years.. gonna check that shit out...
emarketing ftw haha :thumbsup:
http://tastesbetter.com/html3689/MesquesiteChic1.jpg
wow... that looks so good....... mouth watery now.
How much is this sub now? I haven't been to Quiznos in ages.
Shun Izaki
10-03-2009, 05:37 AM
pics of slut/gf/eating crx's plz.
LemonH2O
10-03-2009, 10:01 PM
i love quiznos. beats subway any day
TRUE
BUT, has anyone here tried the SAFEWAY deli? Beats Quiznos, in quality and price.
Gh0stRider
10-03-2009, 10:50 PM
werd...the safeway subs are good.
CP.AR
10-03-2009, 11:56 PM
old lady yelling at a ricer... priceless
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