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: Why I fired my Secretary.


silk
10-05-2009, 07:14 AM
I dont care if its repost or not, i just want to post it !!!!!!!

bring it on ..repost police, i didnt even bother use the search button:D:D:D:D





Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
' Happy Birthday.'

I thought....

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids...
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
'Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?'
She said,
'Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,





' Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.


And I just sat there....

On the couch...

Naked.

Mugen EvOlutioN
10-05-2009, 07:31 AM
say wat

Death2Theft
10-05-2009, 07:31 AM
You and that tryhard r32coupe shoudl get a room and repost each other to orgasm.

Supafly
10-05-2009, 07:32 AM
old...many variations..but i still laughed.

tonyvu
10-05-2009, 08:40 AM
:haha::haha::haha: good read

shenmecar
10-05-2009, 08:43 AM
Could've guessed.

!Tigger
10-05-2009, 09:17 AM
still good

124Y
10-05-2009, 10:09 AM
lol i can just picture it in my head! :lol

triplexcel
10-05-2009, 10:13 AM
repost, but awesome bawahah

d1
10-05-2009, 10:30 AM
repost, not awesome.

gnat.
10-05-2009, 10:50 AM
^ lolol op doesn't care...!!

but that's hilarious!!! haha. but the ending is pretty clear.

AzNightmare
10-05-2009, 10:50 AM
should have kept those condoms in the car...

jeff19
10-05-2009, 11:40 AM
^ bahahha

kwistol
10-05-2009, 11:49 AM
haha...kind of predictable.. good read though :)

hotjoint
10-05-2009, 01:17 PM
i thought he woulda have followed her in the room :lol

jello24
10-05-2009, 01:26 PM
always funny reading that... never gets old.

TRD Rs200
10-05-2009, 01:41 PM
haha never gets old

B-DiZzLe
10-05-2009, 02:24 PM
:repost: of a :repost:

HonestTea
10-05-2009, 02:27 PM
You and that tryhard r32coupe shoudl get a room and repost each other to orgasm.

:haha::haha:

ilvtofu
10-05-2009, 02:53 PM
:haha: nice story :thumbsup:

Mancini
10-05-2009, 02:55 PM
say wat

Say "what"! Say it!

happybunnie`
10-05-2009, 02:58 PM
always love a good joke even if its old

Drow
10-05-2009, 03:15 PM
You and that tryhard r32coupe shoudl get a room and repost each other to orgasm.

bahahahah

Vansterdam
10-05-2009, 03:53 PM
cool story bro

Raid3n
10-05-2009, 05:50 PM
Say "what"! Say it!

say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

azzurro32
10-05-2009, 05:57 PM
This repost = relaugh

KingDeeCee
10-05-2009, 06:22 PM
I LIE TWORTOLS

Unagi
10-05-2009, 07:55 PM
Haha!

k20a
10-05-2009, 07:57 PM
LOL good story but it is a damn repost.

MelonBoy
10-05-2009, 09:44 PM
i think iv reda this story like 3 times and it never seems to get old =)

hal0g0dv2
10-06-2009, 09:14 AM
lol

PiuYi
10-06-2009, 12:04 PM
i dont get it....

metal
10-06-2009, 12:42 PM
^Are you serious?

q0192837465
10-06-2009, 12:46 PM
i'm falling asleep @ work

PiuYi
10-07-2009, 12:34 PM
^Are you serious?

no, it was my lame attempt at a joke, sorry :(

yellowpower
10-07-2009, 06:48 PM
harharharharhar not a repost for me! Thanks!