[ZhangFei]

... and then the person beside you is trying to read it too? or if you have an ipod video or something goin on... and the guy beside you is trying to watch it too?

what are some fun things to do when you catch them paying too much attention to your newspaper/ipod?

[CRS]

Why does it bother you?

I would be more than likely to share the paper or what I'm watching.

[butter_sashimi]

.... You can read?!
I'm posting from the skytrain now and I hope someone is reading your post via my phone

[Dan_Guy]

Once my gf was texting me on the bus.

she sent me a message " sorry, I can't make it"

and an old lady beside her said: Why can't you make it?

[jeff_alexander]

I like to sit beside people who seem the type to play sudoku on a bus and purposely put in wrong numbers everywhere in plain view while pretending to listen to my iPOD so I can overhear their conversation and frustration. It's fun to troll in real life.

[Poonpee]

I dont see anything is wrong with that...
Its ppl like you i fucking hate ! does it hurt you to share ?
If you hate it that much then dont fucking take public trans !

[murd0c]

whats the biggie, your bored trying to get where ya need to go. People like you that get so bitter about something so small make this world a shitter place.

[JulyZerg]

I dont see anything is wrong with that...
Its ppl like you i fucking hate ! does it hurt you to share ?
If you hate it that much then dont fucking take public trans !

whats the biggie, your bored trying to get where ya need to go. People like you that get so bitter about something so small make this world a shitter place.

Why does it bother you?

I would be more than likely to share the paper or what I'm watching.

Exactly +1

ZhangFei you're such a douche.

[!Tigger]

i usually shift it over so someone else can read it too,but when im done i flip it and i dont care about them haha

[flawless]

i usually shift it over so someone else can read it too,but when im done i flip it and i dont care about them haha

Hahha I used to do this too when I took the skytrain to school.

[death_blossom]

I like to sit beside people who seem the type to play sudoku on a bus and purposely put in wrong numbers everywhere in plain view while pretending to listen to my iPOD so I can overhear their conversation and frustration. It's fun to troll in real life.

that's friggin genious.

[moomooCow]

yeah i also hate it when people FUCKING BREATHE MY AIR. BITCHES NEED TO KNOW THEIR PLACE.

[liu13]

just be happy the person sitting beside you isn't obese or smelly

[b0unce. [?]]

It's fun to troll in real life.

http://i33.tinypic.com/x1n5ft.gif

[spoon.ek9]

it IS a little bit annoying, but not something i would hate hah. especially if someone reads your text messages, that's just rude.

[TOS'd]

next time you see someone watching a video on an ipod or anything, accuse him of watching gay porn but make it loud enough for everyone to hear. haha

[tonyvu]

i don't see what's the harm in sharing what you read/watch =/

[ilvtofu]

What gets on my nerves the most is when people are looking over at you texting!

[you!]

wow

[Milhouse]

put porn on ipod. if hot girl is looking at your ipod, turn on the porn video

[CP.AR]

IMO i think it's fine as long as the person isn't violating my space... ie: sticking their head right in my way that it obscures the view of the paper.

[124Y]

next time you see someone watching a video on an ipod or anything, accuse him of watching gay porn but make it loud enough for everyone to hear. haha

LOL!! Fucking hilarious! :haha:

But yea...I hate it when ppl look over @ my phone when I'm texting...

[static]

cute girl was next to me as i read the paper and when i was about to flip i asked her if she was done, she sheepishly replied...yea. hahha. so i flipped.

then i got an amazing blowjob.

that was in my imagination though.

true story.

[ZhangFei]

how can you share a newspaper? hand it to them and say "ohh you want to read this part? I'm done... here"

they are probably gonna shake their head and say "its okay"

then later they'll look over with voyeuristic eyes again.

[Gnomes]

yeah i also hate it when people FUCKING BREATHE MY AIR. BITCHES NEED TO KNOW THEIR PLACE.

Did someone just watched tonight's episode of southpark?

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

translink is the most fucking unreliable piece of shit


braid and lougheed station was out of service, fucking had to get off at production...and take the bus to lougheed which delayed my fucking schdule for about 40 minutes, bus was fucking packed like sardines. Gotta be kidding me. There was like 200 ppl waiting at production, everyone was like wat the fuck is this shit


fucking hell

[wahyinghung]

I noticed that someone siting next to me read my econ notes while I was studying for my final exam a couple years back

[El Bastardo]

I was playing Burnout on my PSP on the Expo line and every time I'd crash or run someone into the wall and the animation would play the old Chinese dude beside me who had to be like 70 would laugh and flip out like it was the most awesome thing he'd ever seen.

Even when I fucked up I had a fan club. He loved every minute of it.

It was awesome.

[VooDood]

lol, its not so much annoying for me, but when im reading it and i finish what im done with, iuno if i should turn it over cause i dont want to be mean and cut someone off from an amazing read....

[jeff_alexander]

lol, its not so much annoying for me, but when im reading it and i finish what im done with, iuno if i should turn it over cause i dont want to be mean and cut someone off from an amazing read....

Wow, you must be the most gentle human being to have ever lived, cutting off someone in mid reading is devasting and will have life long impacts on their social and welbeing. You should be awarded the nobel peace prize for your sacrafices for letting complete strangers finish reading your paper.

[tool001]

well, alright buddy, it might be annoying, but u know whats more annoying, when u turn the page and they are half way in the article they were reading..so.. it evens out. ;)

[CivicTypeRice]

Get a car you faggot!

[orange7]

just sit next to a girl, then you won't need to feel annoyed when she leans over.

[bimmer91]

Get a car you faggot!

what this man said

go big or go home, all the bitches will go after your cock when you roll up in a vtec.

[seto604]

put porn on ipod. if hot girl is looking at your ipod, turn on the porn video

you'll end up with 15 guys watching ur ipod instead

[!Tigger]

true that. i dont mind sitting next to anyones aslong as they dont smell or get in my space

[CivicTypeRice]

what this man said

go big or go home, all the bitches will go after your cock when you roll up in a vtec.
lol wut. Mostly asian bitches I guess:rolleyes:

[VooDood]

Wow, you must be the most gentle human being to have ever lived, cutting off someone in mid reading is devasting and will have life long impacts on their social and welbeing. You should be awarded the nobel peace prize for your sacrafices for letting complete strangers finish reading your paper.

=/ my bad... grown up being taught to be nice to others.

[TOS'd]

just sit next to a girl, then you won't need to feel annoyed when she leans over.

people with no girlfriends do that. closest thing to looking like a couple for them.

[NimbeeTT]

true that. i dont mind sitting next to anyones aslong as they dont smell or get in my space

+1
Ya, for sure. The 480 from UBC during rush hour is ALWAYS so packed, impossible to get a seat most of the time.
The other day i stood until we got to riverport casino,finally got a seat but the girl sitting next to me smelled so bad like she hasnt showered in weeks.
I ended up standing the rest of the 10 minutes. Already stood 40, another 10 won't hurt.

But people looking/watching while i text on bus is so freaking annoying

[The_AK]

I like to sit beside people who seem the type to play sudoku on a bus and purposely put in wrong numbers everywhere in plain view while pretending to listen to my iPOD so I can overhear their conversation and frustration. It's fun to troll in real life.

copy pasta, i've seen this post before, but yea, its beauty

on another note, when im talking to someone on the phone i'll talk about people around me, but not directly,
for example, today i was talking to gf on the phone explaining how some fat chick didnt realize she had a phone in her ass-pocket when the security guard ran the metal detector over it,
at the time i was walking beside a fat person and was like "god i hate fat folks"
Its a way of teaching people not to listen in on other people's conversations by Not being that douche bag who talks way too loud on his phone..

[sxe010]

I used to feel uncomfortable when somebody else reading my newspaper while I'm on a public transit, but then I totally changed my mind after one time a hot chick standing right next to me staring carefully at my newspaper columns and I was staring carefully at the columns on her chest. Very welcome hot chicks reading my newspaper but for men, please go get your own newspapers.

[hotjoint]

I like it when I'm sitting next to a chick with a huge rack and she looks over at me and then I look down her shirt :)

[anl27]

who cares if theyre looking over your shoulder?
as long as theyre not fat or smell bad, its all good. trust me, ive had my share of fat/smelly people sitting next to me on the bus.....

[shenmecar]

who cares if theyre looking over your shoulder?
as long as theyre not fat or smell bad, its all good. trust me, ive had my share of fat/smelly people sitting next to me on the bus.....

You mean a fat brown guy. Armageddon bro.

[shenmecar]

I like it when I'm sitting next to a chick with a huge rack and she looks over at me and then I look down her shirt :)

you know she might be taking the bus to the clinic to make her rack even bigger right? :eek:

you should take that same bus more often.

[hotjoint]

you know she might be taking the bus to the clinic to make her rack even bigger right? :eek:

you should take that same bus more often.

:lol i havent taken transit for over 5 years but back in the day it was great :D you meet alot of interesting people on the transit and luckily for me most of them have been cool. No crackheads or bums have tried to attack or rob me :)

[shenmecar]

:lol i havent taken transit for over 5 years but back in the day it was great :D you meet alot of interesting people on the transit and luckily for me most of them have been cool. No crackheads or bums have tried to attack or rob me :)

But thats 5 years ago and before the Canada Line!!!!!!!!!! :)

[azzurro32]

But thats 5 years ago and before the Canada Line!!!!!!!!!! :)

Lol that's true. I haven't used transit in years and
just other day wanted to go dt so I took the Canada line. Who sits infront of me on the first step? Yup, a lovely crackhead couple.

Only good thing was the 2 cute girls
to my right.

Skytrain is a big win for girls

[AzNightmare]

Hahaha, it's like when someone reads over your shoulder, it's weird.\

I've done it to people with newspaper before, but I don't make it obvious.
Impossible to read people's text without being obvious though. The text is too small in a phone and with glare and all that, etc.

[you!]

I like it when I'm sitting next to a chick with a huge rack and she looks over at me and then I look down her shirt :)

+1
i like it more when they smile after i look down their shirt :)

[TOS'd]

2 years ago i was on the bus, back corner seat. the bus was relatively empty. there was this one guy with a sling over his right arm (broken arm i guess), he approached me when we got to nanaimo station and put a vicodin pill on the edge of a chair and told me to take it cause he said i looked like i was feeling "down". he got off the bus and i looked to my right at a girl on the bus and gave the wtf face. then we got off the bus.

[LemonH2O]

Kind of off topic, but I've noticed something everytime we're at the theatres.

When guys sit down, they refuse to sit beside a stranger, even more anti it when it's another dude. They always leave a single empty seat between them and the next person. What ends up happening is that there are a few empty single seats in one row. Another couple then comes in and looks at the single seats and it is ALWAYS the girl who asks someone if they can move over to free up 2 seats side by side. The guy never has the balls to ask or something, just stand there at the stairs waiting while his gf does the asking. Reason???

[TOS'd]

^ they are homophobic?

[azzurro32]

You need a buffer space in theaters. That's one reason I go in the matinees cause less people and I can spread out.

And the girl asking things is cause they come across friendlier and better
chance to get a yes

[jeff_alexander]

Kind of off topic, but I've noticed something everytime we're at the theatres.

When guys sit down, they refuse to sit beside a stranger, even more anti it when it's another dude. They always leave a single empty seat between them and the next person. What ends up happening is that there are a few empty single seats in one row. Another couple then comes in and looks at the single seats and it is ALWAYS the girl who asks someone if they can move over to free up 2 seats side by side. The guy never has the balls to ask or something, just stand there at the stairs waiting while his gf does the asking. Reason???

Need to have my space when wanking off in a theater.

[The_AK]

Kind of off topic, but I've noticed something everytime we're at the theatres.

When guys sit down, they refuse to sit beside a stranger, even more anti it when it's another dude. They always leave a single empty seat between them and the next person. What ends up happening is that there are a few empty single seats in one row. Another couple then comes in and looks at the single seats and it is ALWAYS the girl who asks someone if they can move over to free up 2 seats side by side. The guy never has the balls to ask or something, just stand there at the stairs waiting while his gf does the asking. Reason???

its a bro thing,
dudes not going to tell another dude to move, then he'll seem like a he-bitch, unless he actually cares about the lady hes with, then he'll be like "yo bro"

[StylinRed]

wow.... if this forum was closed to people who had cars only i bet it would be soooo dead in here

[spoon.ek9]

I like to sit beside people who seem the type to play sudoku on a bus and purposely put in wrong numbers everywhere in plain view while pretending to listen to my iPOD so I can overhear their conversation and frustration. It's fun to troll in real life.

copy pasta, i've seen this post before, but yea, its beauty

i knew i heard this before. jeff_alexander seems to have a nack for copy and paste.

[jeff_alexander]

i knew i heard this before. jeff_alexander seems to have a nack for copy and paste.

Isn't everything on the internet a repost?

[RFlush]

Kind of off topic, but I've noticed something everytime we're at the theatres.

When guys sit down, they refuse to sit beside a stranger, even more anti it when it's another dude. They always leave a single empty seat between them and the next person. What ends up happening is that there are a few empty single seats in one row. Another couple then comes in and looks at the single seats and it is ALWAYS the girl who asks someone if they can move over to free up 2 seats side by side. The guy never has the balls to ask or something, just stand there at the stairs waiting while his gf does the asking. Reason???

If there are only single seats available that are not together and it's an action movie or a movie that requires some thinking, the guy won't ask someone else to move over because the guy rather sit away from his girlfriend so he won't get bothered with "I don't get this" "what does that mean" "what's going on" "how come the protagonist is doing that". The girl of course will do the asking or else they wont be sitting together :D

[CP.AR]

+1
Ya, for sure. The 480 from UBC during rush hour is ALWAYS so packed, impossible to get a seat most of the time.
The other day i stood until we got to riverport casino,finally got a seat but the girl sitting next to me smelled so bad like she hasnt showered in weeks.
I ended up standing the rest of the 10 minutes. Already stood 40, another 10 won't hurt.

But people looking/watching while i text on bus is so freaking annoying

LOL 480, its such a joke when two of them come at the same time, and they are BOTH PACKED.
Seriously - the 480 was the reason I got a car.

and I swear some of the morning 480 drivers are either high or bored, or just want to wake the passengers up; I once got a bus driver that yelled on the PA once we pulled into the UBC bus loop "ALRIGHT BOYS AND GIRLS, TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL AND LEARN PHYSICS.... E=MC^2 YEAHHHHHHH"

[LemonH2O]

its a bro thing,
dudes not going to tell another dude to move, then he'll seem like a he-bitch, unless he actually cares about the lady hes with, then he'll be like "yo bro"

SOOOOOOO it's a male ego thing :rolleyes:


If there are only single seats available that are not together and it's an action movie or a movie that requires some thinking, the guy won't ask someone else to move over because the guy rather sit away from his girlfriend so he won't get bothered with "I don't get this" "what does that mean" "what's going on" "how come the protagonist is doing that". The girl of course will do the asking or else they wont be sitting together :D

So instead of looking like you have a date, you'd rather look like the loser who goes to movies by himself, sits by himself. :D

[Amuse]

SOOOOOOO it's a male ego thing :rolleyes:
Yes, but if the guy cares about the girl or is a "man", then he will do the asking, not the girl.

[PiuYi]

i hate it when ppl are falling asleep and start to lean over... then when their heads are like 2 inches from my face i hav to nudge them hard to wake them up... only to have the same thing happen again 5minutes later...

diu.

[PiuYi]

what this man said

go big or go home, all the bitches will go after your cock when you roll up in a vtec.

so THIS explains why my honda Fit is packed full of horny sluts... n i thot it was my air freshner :D

[TOS'd]

^ fml. i should have bought a civic...but it has to be an si. :thumbsup:

[hotjoint]

+1
i like it more when they smile after i look down their shirt :)

haha :werd:

[c32]

fuck the skytrain

[Qmx323]

^
http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu36/sfields145/Beating_a_dead_horse.jpg

I remember once b4 I got my car, on the bus to Langara this chick standing next to me dropped her books on my balls while I was sitting as we went over a bump, then 4 minutes later I just told her to take my seat.

Poor balls

[moomooCow]

^ LOL

that fucking sucks man
did she realize what happened??

[jimzilla]

^
http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu36/sfields145/Beating_a_dead_horse.jpg

I remember once b4 I got my car, on the bus to Langara this chick standing next to me dropped her books on my balls while I was sitting as we went over a bump, then 4 minutes later I just told her to take my seat.

Poor balls

did she at least offer to make your balls feel better?

[The_AK]

lmao my friend texted me yesterday when he was riding the bus

LMFAO sitting at the back of the bus, girl is sitting in the very back in the centre seat. Bus slows down to stop, girl slips off seat and falls on ass. Laughing infront of her face

[Not really racist!]

^ wow

shit must of been embarrassing

hahahh

[illicitstylz]

Public transit is for the lose, especially with the flu season
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