This is probably one of the best Chuck Norris Jokes ever.
thought this was funny
http://tiny.cc/ChuckNorris416
From the link above ^
"
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.
Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
* Run, before he finds you
* Try a different person"