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10-15-2009, 02:10 AM
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#1 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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| pretty funny joke
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a Fortune. 'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog..
They say it's been Trained to give blow jobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.
'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said...
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...
No More blow jobs for her!
She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely Sceptical and laughed it off! ..
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this Less than riveting act again..
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans Flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading Cook books.
'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.
The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone.'
haha
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10-15-2009, 03:48 AM
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#2 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Really old, but a good one.  | |
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10-15-2009, 07:27 AM
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#3 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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|  nice
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10-15-2009, 09:17 AM
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#4 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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HAhaha i chuckled
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10-15-2009, 09:22 AM
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#5 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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hahahah,
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10-15-2009, 10:07 AM
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#6 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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would that be considered bestiality?
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10-15-2009, 01:24 PM
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#7 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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yeh cuz we all like to fuck frogs
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10-15-2009, 01:29 PM
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#8 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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haha,
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10-15-2009, 02:22 PM
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#9 | | misfortune cookie (V)
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LOL. nicee
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