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asian_XL
10-15-2009, 04:51 AM
who came up with it?

schmooot
10-15-2009, 06:19 AM
A healthy digestive system should excrete waste 12-16 hours after every major meal. SO if you eat 3 square a day at 9, noon and 5, you should be shitting around the same times as well...give or take. Anything less and your poor colon is just reabsorbing all those toxins making way for major problems down the road.

hotjoint
10-15-2009, 07:03 AM
I take a shit every morning at exactly 6:55am once I get to work and sometime I'll shit at 3:15 when Im at home. Shitting on a schedule is good for you, I've heard.

Euro7r
10-15-2009, 07:47 AM
Shitting is good, but not when your at work or at school. Hate it when it happens outside of home.

Marioo1991
10-15-2009, 08:57 AM
I eat very healthy, and get a lot of fibre, but the only time i shit is in the morning, between 6-8, sometimes 2-3 times.

I rarely shit in the afternoon or night.. is this bad?

waddy41
10-15-2009, 03:03 PM
I eat very healthy, and get a lot of fibre, but the only time i shit is in the morning, between 6-8, sometimes 2-3 times.

I rarely shit in the afternoon or night.. is this bad?

Me too...90% of the time I do it in the morning...

I get up....drink some water or have a pre work out drink...wait 30-50 minutes and I poop a lot....

SkinnyPupp
10-15-2009, 08:04 PM
There are no studies that show you have to be 'regular' to be healthy. The whole trend of bulking yourself up with fiber and taking supplements to irritate your gut causing it to excrete mucous has no foundation at all.

As long as you are not feeling gut pains, and don't have blood in your shit, there is no "right" way to shit. There is no reason to believe that the shit won't eventually come out on its own, when you're ready. Just stay hydrated and eat enough vegetables, and regularity will come on its own, in its own form. It might be every morning, it might skip a day. Or two. None of that matters.

HonestTea
10-15-2009, 11:36 PM
Shitting is good, but not when your at work or at school. Hate it when it happens outside of home.

Same! Fucking hate it when I have to take a dump anywhere but MY home..

Jackwimmer
10-16-2009, 12:29 AM
god it feels like the end of the world when u have to take a dump in a public facility :lol

SkinnyPupp
10-16-2009, 12:31 AM
You guys are a bunch of pussies, probably the type who goes pee in the stalls because they get no flow when other people are around :lol

Harvey Specter
10-16-2009, 03:15 PM
god it feels like the end of the world when u have to take a dump in a public facility :lol

LOL, I feel ya' pain but the worst is when you have to go on the plane.

fliptuner
10-16-2009, 03:56 PM
god it feels like the end of the world when u have to take a dump in a public facility :lol

Fuck that. If you have to go in public, you probably HAVE to go. I can just feel the relief..........

tiger_handheld
10-16-2009, 03:59 PM
You guys are a bunch of pussies, probably the type who goes pee in the stalls because they get no flow when other people are around :lol


it could be that ppl just like their privacy?

liu13
10-16-2009, 04:07 PM
i shit mostly in late afternoons, rarely ever in mornings

i use to reserve it for evenings only

DasHooch
10-16-2009, 06:46 PM
If you go at work you're getting paid.

goo3
10-16-2009, 07:28 PM
If you go at work you're getting paid.

Getting paid to shit. I like that. If you wait for housekeeping, you get paid to shit on a clean toilet. Even better.

SkinnyPupp
10-16-2009, 07:31 PM
it could be that ppl just like their privacy?
Maybe if they are doing more than taking a dump... But I don't know what else you do in mens room stalls....

B-DiZzLe
10-16-2009, 08:02 PM
god it feels like the end of the world when u have to take a dump in a public facility :lol

It's okay when you're alone but when there's somebody next to you shitting bricks and exploding like dynamite it gets to a point where I wanna knock on the wall seperating us and say "COURTESY FLUSH MOTHER FUCKER".

IronCork
10-16-2009, 08:28 PM
I used to have to take a shit in the middle of an exam all the time and it was just the worst feeling. Now I try to force as much shit out the hour before the exam, and it seems to be working lololol

schmooot
10-16-2009, 09:06 PM
There are no studies that show you have to be 'regular' to be healthy. The whole trend of bulking yourself up with fiber and taking supplements to irritate your gut causing it to excrete mucous has no foundation at all.

As long as you are not feeling gut pains, and don't have blood in your shit, there is no "right" way to shit. There is no reason to believe that the shit won't eventually come out on its own, when you're ready. Just stay hydrated and eat enough vegetables, and regularity will come on its own, in its own form. It might be every morning, it might skip a day. Or two. None of that matters.
I disagree, think about it. Your body is made up of some hundred trillion cells....each and every one of those cells need to be fed and need to get rid of waste, this all happens through your bowels. If you bowels aren't working properly then every one of your cells can't properly dispose of their waste...so it just builds up in your body now

What do you think happens to waste when it doesn't come out the other end within a day? it putrifies and cakes up the fine hairs on the walls of your intestines...making them unable to extract nutrients from the food you eat...it just keeps building up and building up until you are so constipated that the food you eat just goes right though you without providing your body with any nutrition at all.

IMO if your bowels are working....you can't be sick.

SkinnyPupp
10-16-2009, 09:17 PM
If your waste doesn't come out within a day, it doesn't "putrify" or "cake up". It just sits there until the next day. Unless you have a bowel obstruction, there is no such thing. And if you had this condition, you would know it (you would be in severe pain and would require surgery).

You have been fed some misinformation, probably by vegetarian lobbyist groups.

lacubrious1
10-16-2009, 09:18 PM
I also shit in the morning everyday, its a pretty big shit too. Rarely Do i need to shit again for the rest of the day.

nabs
10-16-2009, 09:21 PM
i carry my own TP for public toilets... i don't trust that shit and i only use the public ones if i absolutely have to.

c-audigier
10-18-2009, 01:47 AM
I always shit in the morning 100%...and at least 6 other times during the day. Never at night tho...or I just forget about those.
My ex, she used to hold shits/farts everything for like days more like 4-5 days while she sleptover, cause she's too embarassed to go to the washroom and lock the door.

Now I think that's got to be a problem

SkinnyPupp
10-18-2009, 03:38 AM
I always shit in the morning 100%...and at least 6 other times during the day. Never at night tho...or I just forget about those.
My ex, she used to hold shits/farts everything for like days more like 4-5 days while she sleptover, cause she's too embarassed to go to the washroom and lock the door.

Now I think that's got to be a problem
You shit 7 times a day??

Jesus fucking christ, you have some serious issues going on man. You better go see a doctor!

c-audigier
10-18-2009, 02:17 PM
Yeah, i should get that seen.

its like food goes right through me...done eating...then like 20mins later im on the shitter

schmooot
10-18-2009, 02:28 PM
If your waste doesn't come out within a day, it doesn't "putrify" or "cake up". It just sits there until the next day. Unless you have a bowel obstruction, there is no such thing. And if you had this condition, you would know it (you would be in severe pain and would require surgery).

You have been fed some misinformation, probably by vegetarian lobbyist groups.
I'm not talking bowel obstruction....just toxins getting reabsorbed into your body, the thin walls of the bowels will pass nutrients/waste both ways

SkinnyPupp
10-18-2009, 06:27 PM
I'm not talking bowel obstruction....just toxins getting reabsorbed into your body, the thin walls of the bowels will pass nutrients/waste both ways
More alternative health/alternative reality bullshit

k20a
10-18-2009, 08:14 PM
Same! Fucking hate it when I have to take a dump anywhere but MY home..

Eh, I use to think like that but for some reason after knowing that I have to do what I need to do (i.e - taking a shit), I don't really care if I take a shit outside of home.

SkinnyPupp
10-18-2009, 08:43 PM
Eh, I use to think like that but for some reason after knowing that I have to do what I need to do (i.e - taking a shit), I don't really care if I take a shit outside of home.
Wow I thought I was the only MAN here

Do what you gotta do.. It's shit! Everyone's shit stinks.

Amaru
10-18-2009, 10:06 PM
More alternative health/alternative reality bullshit

+1 ... I wish I had a dime for every time the word "toxin" was misused or abused by health nuts making claims based in fantasy rather than scientific fact.

Hondaracer
10-19-2009, 07:47 PM
lol after working in construction i'll take a shit anywhere anytime

the fucking WORST though by far.. at an unamed strip club which was just starting to get bumping, i had the worst fucking stomach ache, and i ended up having to take not 1, not 2, but 3 fucking shits in a mens washroom that only had 1 stall..

uhg...

MR_BIGGS
10-19-2009, 07:55 PM
lol after working in construction i'll take a shit anywhere anytime

the fucking WORST though by far.. at an unamed strip club which was just starting to get bumping, i had the worst fucking stomach ache, and i ended up having to take not 1, not 2, but 3 fucking shits in a mens washroom that only had 1 stall..

uhg...

Ah man...

One time I was at a club and the alcohol from the night before had my stomach all messed up...I know the guy in the washroom handing out napkins didn't enjoy it..so I tipped him 2 bucks..

SkinnyPupp
10-19-2009, 08:05 PM
If you have ever taken a dump in China, you can take a dump fucking anywhere.

skyxx
10-19-2009, 08:16 PM
^ Speaking of that. During my visit in China at the Guilin Airport, I was sitting at the passenger terminal waiting area. Sitting in front of me was a mother and her 9 month old son. At first she was breast feeding right in front of me with her left breast exposed. I thought, "Okay, that's fine since the baby was hungry or whatever". I was playing with my PSP while she was doing that. Then after a while the kid started to nag and the mother knew right then that he had to pee. So what does she do?, She basically pulls down the kid's pants and the kid pees right on to the ceramic/marble tile floor. She was spreading that kids legs and where the kid was aiming, it almost hit me. "I was like WTF man" in my mind. I didn't say anything or wanted any trouble cause she looked like those type of woman who would throw a Hissy fit at you. Anyway, after the kid was done, there was a small puddle of piss on the ground. I basically just walked off and sat somewhere else.

asian_XL
10-19-2009, 09:11 PM
If you have ever taken a dump in China, you can take a dump fucking anywhere.

5 stars hotel...ok.

Taking a dump at a gas station bathroom and you realize there's no toilet bowl, but a plastic funnel which slides your shit to no where. After you walked out that building, you see the funnel leads to the neighbour's farm land....that's not ok

SkinnyPupp
10-19-2009, 09:23 PM
^ Speaking of that. During my visit in China at the Guilin Airport, I was sitting at the passenger terminal waiting area. Sitting in front of me was a mother and her 9 month old son. At first she was breast feeding right in front of me with her left breast exposed. I thought, "Okay, that's fine since the baby was hungry or whatever". I was playing with my PSP while she was doing that. Then after a while the kid started to nag and the mother knew right then that he had to pee. So what does she do?, She basically pulls down the kid's pants and the kid pees right on to the ceramic/marble tile floor. She was spreading that kids legs and where the kid was aiming, it almost hit me. "I was like WTF man" in my mind. I didn't say anything or wanted any trouble cause she looked like those type of woman who would throw a Hissy fit at you. Anyway, after the kid was done, there was a small puddle of piss on the ground. I basically just walked off and sat somewhere else.
ya I was oing a river raft cruise in yangshuo, and at the side of the river was this 5 year ol girl squatting to pee in th river, twat exposed and everything. Pedobear would be proud :lol

You see china people pissing and shitting all over HK too, it's gross.
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