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AzNightmare
10-20-2009, 02:17 PM
My turn to webrage! :mad:

So if you think you had a hard childhood? Well fuck you! Its got nothing on mine.

My mom practically kicked my ass out the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend until I was 10 was this faggot prick next door who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn't worth shit. It's not like I even had a choice. The entire fucking town had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

You think that's the worst? My only friend was this blind asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick. Sure, she was flat as a pancake, but damn, she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something, cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of queer couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other's sentences? Yeah, they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were. I swear, this thing would never shut the fuck up.


Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.

silk
10-20-2009, 02:26 PM
wow simply wow

ToyotaPowah
10-20-2009, 02:42 PM
So.... are you a pokemon master now?

XxFcukxX
10-20-2009, 02:45 PM
was the story one of those bel air retard stories or no? can someone tell me?

MelonBoy
10-20-2009, 02:47 PM
lol.. gg

ilvtofu
10-20-2009, 02:55 PM
:haha: not too bad

JHuJHu
10-20-2009, 03:02 PM
BHhahahhaha I did not expect that at all lololloll
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Gumby
10-20-2009, 03:05 PM
This one's like the Mystery Machine one... :)

Not really racist!
10-20-2009, 04:07 PM
i acutally fucking lol'd

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this one > the mystery machine one

liu13
10-20-2009, 04:15 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3229/2341187888_109587aa7a.jpg

seriously

now im gonna hope u get hit by a bus and rant about it next week

Euro7r
10-20-2009, 04:17 PM
:worthless:

hahaha

woozzle
10-20-2009, 04:18 PM
i get it

ilvtofu
10-20-2009, 04:18 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3229/2341187888_109587aa7a.jpg

seriously

now im gonna hope u get hit by a bus and rant about it next week

did you read past the 1st paragraph?

woob
10-20-2009, 04:21 PM
ahahahahhahah awesome story.

ajax
10-20-2009, 05:01 PM
seriously

now im gonna hope u get hit by a bus and rant about it next week

lol Reading fail.

1exotic
10-20-2009, 05:12 PM
lol, banned.

murd0c
10-20-2009, 05:23 PM
Your dad's lucky he left before you were born. You sound like a real winner :D

Gnomes
10-20-2009, 05:55 PM
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/6188/therock1n.jpg (http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/6188/therock1n.jpg/)

Gt-R R34
10-20-2009, 05:59 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3229/2341187888_109587aa7a.jpg

seriously

now im gonna hope u get hit by a bus and rant about it next week

idiots that post pictures and fail to read.

hahahaha...
:duh:

penner2k
10-20-2009, 06:05 PM
I dont get it.. But I'm guessing if I was into pokemon it might make sense

CorneringArtist
10-20-2009, 06:05 PM
LOL. I started by thinking "WTF is this shit?" and then it started to settle in.

greendb7
10-20-2009, 06:38 PM
hahah the flat ginger!!

KingDeeCee
10-20-2009, 07:54 PM
FUUUUU

I got Pokemon Master'd

you!
10-20-2009, 08:00 PM
hhahahaha good shit :lol

jdmhaze
10-20-2009, 08:28 PM
Well played sir

PiuYi
10-20-2009, 08:36 PM
LOL u kno that ginger chicks got sisters ;)

nack
10-20-2009, 08:49 PM
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/6188/therock1n.jpg (http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/6188/therock1n.jpg/)

i lol'd, rofl'd, lmao'd and other things

asian_XL
10-20-2009, 09:17 PM
I like the scooby doo version more.

XxFcukxX
10-20-2009, 09:54 PM
.... OHHHHH


ash just kicked in yo !

1990TSI
10-20-2009, 10:03 PM
I dont get it.. But I'm guessing if I was into pokemon it might make sense

I seriously hope your joking....

seeing as how you of all people started this trend with the scooby doo post.

you're either more sarcastic than I (almost impossible) or fail at the internet.


one of the two anyhow.

liu13
10-20-2009, 10:10 PM
idiots that post pictures and fail to read.

hahahaha...
:duh:

did you read past the 1st paragraph?


couldn't even tell if this was a troll post or not

still nothing to bitch about if he's gonna sit at home and jerk off on the internet all day

Qmx323
10-20-2009, 10:49 PM
When Ash was 17, he became a pokemon master,


WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING FOR THE PAST 19 YEARS

t8v6
10-20-2009, 11:31 PM
lolll awesome post
thought u were actually raging until the last two words haha

CP.AR
10-21-2009, 12:21 AM
Hey AzNightmare I'm real happy for you, Ima let you finish. But Garry was the best Pokemon Master of all time.

The_AK
10-21-2009, 01:20 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3229/2341187888_109587aa7a.jpg

seriously

now im gonna hope u get hit by a bus and rant about it next week

funny u mentioned that,
some prick bus driver almost hit me when crossing the road at sfu, i had to jump to avoid pancakage.

pure.life
10-21-2009, 01:30 AM
sweet, this can be published and you can write a autobiography!

JF.
10-21-2009, 02:08 AM
i lol'd, rofl'd, lmao'd and other things

HAHAHA i did the same

shenmecar
10-21-2009, 10:55 AM
When Ash was 17, he became a pokemon master,


WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING FOR THE PAST 19 YEARS

On RS? :rolleyes:

+Kardboard+
10-21-2009, 12:06 PM
HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

:haha::haha:

jtanner_
10-21-2009, 12:25 PM
Definitely unexpected haha that's an awesome read. Just as
good as the mystery machine hahaha and that picture with the rock hahahahahaha
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q0192837465
10-21-2009, 02:49 PM
Team Rocket is the best

tonyvu
10-21-2009, 03:32 PM
lol good read :haha: