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: How did your parents give you the sex talk?


ZhangFei
10-31-2009, 06:39 PM
When I was 14, my mom asked me "Do you watch pornography? Do you masturbate? Noooo... don't do that." Yep. That was pretty much it. thanks mom! lol

most of my exposure to sex ed was from watching Super Channel late at night....I thought that shit was mad funny when I was like 12 or so....

btw... I'm Asian and I'm male.

how did your parents give you the sex talk? what's your ethnicity/sex?

SizzleChest
11-01-2009, 06:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vEx2RwJHLA NSFW
0:40 - 1:40

doesn't answer your question, but related topic and funny.

ZhangFei
11-01-2009, 09:37 AM
anyone like to share their stories?

liu13
11-01-2009, 11:27 AM
i'm chinese, the word "sex" is never mentioned

RacePace
11-01-2009, 03:38 PM
i'm chinese, the word "sex" is never mentioned

yep

Ulic Qel-Droma
11-01-2009, 04:29 PM
"Son... no drugs. no gay. ok go do your homework now."

Rx harnek
11-01-2009, 06:24 PM
Im East Indian, that talk never came up in my life and it never will.

DC5-S
11-01-2009, 09:23 PM
Im East Indian, that talk never came up in my life and it never will.

same

Razor Ramon HG
11-02-2009, 08:56 PM
Asian cultures don't get the talk, unless your family is extremely white-washed. Besides, with porn so accessible nowadays, kids probably know more shiz than their parents.

BD2002
11-02-2009, 08:59 PM
I literally clicked this thread just to see how many fails TS had.

Girl
11-02-2009, 09:03 PM
LoL my Mother's pretty open, she'll straight up ask the guy to his face "are you having sexual relations with my daughter?"

I think I was 20 or something when my mother sat down and casually said "Girl, I want to talk to you about masturbation." I think I almost choked, she then delve into a full explanation of what it was to me and that if I ever got the urge...

I ended up telling her that she was about 10 years too late telling me and that I had learned all of it at a little place called school. That's when she almost choked. :lol good times.

I remember when my younger sister would Google crazy thing for her to see, like splitting tongues and penis piercings. Or talking about beastiality with our Mother. hahahahhaa

MR_BIGGS
11-02-2009, 09:07 PM
Im East Indian, that talk never came up in my life and it never will.

same

+3.

ZhangFei
11-02-2009, 10:10 PM
any white people wanna chime in?

hoodrunners
11-02-2009, 10:13 PM
they told me it's a sin

wuuhoo
11-03-2009, 12:15 AM
"Son... no drugs. no gay. ok go do your homework now."

yup, that pretty much sums it up.

Gumby
11-03-2009, 09:14 AM
I'm Chinese. What sex talk?

"Son... no drugs. no gay. ok go do your homework now."
Hahaha... sounds like something my dad would say to his 19-month old grandson. My mom bought him pretend food to play with. Dad said "he should be playing with cars, machine guns, and cannons. None of this kitchen crap."

hotjoint
11-03-2009, 10:22 AM
I'm nammer. My parents are really cool. I was about 18 or 19, my mom was like you're having sex arent you? I was like what? then she said I can tell because of the color of your skin. I was like WTF? :lol. Then she said if you're gonna have sex then do it here at home and protect yourself instead of going out to other places.

penner2k
11-03-2009, 10:53 AM
My talk went something like this

mom - "so who is your gf?"
me - "uh.. I dont have a gf"
mom - "you dont have a gf?"
me - "nope"
mom - "well if you are gonna leave out the laundry for me to do make sure you take the condoms out of your pockets first"
me - *face goes red... I walk away*

She left the condoms sitting out on my bed

I come from an extremely christian family so it was a little awkward after I pretty much told my mom I was banging random chicks. I guess she sorta figured I didnt need a talk about anything else since I was at least being safe about it.

6793026
11-04-2009, 02:11 PM
my mom was a nurse so she did draw pictures of diagrams when we were 9
didnt' show us what a condom was but did told us about it.

didn't say much about it, everything was self learnt. they do think that touching themselves is somethign that's not to be done.

6insomnia9
11-04-2009, 02:21 PM
i'm chinese, the word "sex" is never mentioned

"Son... no drugs. no gay. ok go do your homework now."


:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

CP.AR
11-04-2009, 03:56 PM
im chinese... Basically she said: son don't screw around, i don't want to be a grandma yet
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TekDragon
11-05-2009, 12:28 PM
any white people wanna chime in?

Simple talk from my dad.

"Son, don't get her pregnant" and he shoved a bunch of condoms in my hand. I was a few months into my relationship at that point.

asahai69
11-05-2009, 05:25 PM
Im East Indian, that talk never came up in my life and it never will.

same

+3.

+4

Ulic Qel-Droma
11-05-2009, 05:54 PM
Dad said "he should be playing with cars, machine guns, and cannons. None of this kitchen crap."

hahaha! awesome

im chinese... Basically she said: son don't screw around, i don't want to be a grandma yet
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Yeah I've heard that plenty of times too, especially before going on vacations. "don't come back with a grandson."

1exotic
11-05-2009, 06:19 PM
wow your such a fag lol

Gumby
11-06-2009, 08:50 AM
wow your such a fag lol
That's the "sex talk" your parents had with you? :p

hotjoint
11-06-2009, 09:53 AM
That's the "sex talk" your parents had with you? :p

haha thats what im guessing since it isnt a reply to anyones responses from what I can see

!Aznboi128
11-06-2009, 09:56 AM
I'm chinese and male

I've been with my girlfriend for almost 5 years now and this is what she asks

" where's my grandson? "

" why aren't you married? "

" Why isn't she pregnant? "

my parent's odd....

LemonH2O
11-08-2009, 01:59 PM
i'm chinese, the word "sex" is never mentioned

yep

Yup

wuuhoo
11-08-2009, 02:04 PM
I'm chinese and male

I've been with my girlfriend for almost 5 years now and this is what she asks

" where's my grandson? "

" why aren't you married? "

" Why isn't she pregnant? "

my parent's odd....

lmao. I'd be so scared if my parents said that

ajax
11-08-2009, 04:03 PM
Im East Indian, that talk never came up in my life and it never will.

same

+3.

+4

+5, google taught me.

stotch
11-08-2009, 04:25 PM
I'm white, my parents told me "when a man and a woman fall in love blah blah penis into vagina" I was pretty young probably grade 3 or something.

It didnt really help me learn anything about sex though, I thought people had sex standing up kinda like a hug with penetration until I saw ace ventura, and saw them in bed playing around under the covers and was told they were having sex, I remember thinking "WTF sex in a bed, I wonder why". Also I assumed you just put your penis into a girls vagina, left it there for a few seconds and then took it out and she was pregnant.

I think my parents sex talk left me with alot more questions I was unwilling to ask than answers.

underscore
11-08-2009, 07:42 PM
Oh man this explains why China/India have such massive populations :lol. I'm white and my mom told me a bunch when I was like 14 or 15 (condoms, birth control, std's etc). That plus I looked up a lot of stuff online, to the point where I'm correcting the girls I've slept with on stuff, especially the one really naive one, what a pain that was.

Asian cultures don't get the talk, unless your family is extremely white-washed. Besides, with porn so accessible nowadays, kids probably know more shiz than their parents.

lol the talk isn't supposed to be about positions, it's about not getting the chick pregnant and not getting STD's. Which I think trying to learn from porn would be kinda shit for lol.

ilvtofu
11-08-2009, 08:45 PM
OMG someone banned zhangfei!?!?!?!

nabs
11-08-2009, 09:00 PM
sorry coulnd't figure out how to quote

nabs
11-08-2009, 09:01 PM
+5, google taught me.

+6

yuusha
11-08-2009, 09:19 PM
"I know you were having sex with your ex. Don't get too physical with your new girl. I don't wanna be a grandma yet." too late
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jeffh
11-19-2009, 10:26 PM
my mom had the chat with me after i was dating a girl for a year, we were in a car driving a long distance so there was no escape, she trapped me. but i told her we were already having sex, her mom knew and we used protection, so that was the end of it

my dad jsut gave me a high five the first time the girl slept over at my parents place haha

im a white boi, parents arent religious atall

skyxx
11-19-2009, 10:36 PM
None cause we all will learn it by ourselves someday. :lol

JSALES
11-20-2009, 02:18 AM
never had it even when they suspected i slept with this girl who my parents hated, my mom said if i did get her pregnant, she'd want her to get an abortion