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			The family of a Connecticut woman mauled and blinded by a chimpanzee is seeking to sue the state for $166.06 million.  
Lawyers for Charla Nash's family filed a notice on Wednesday with a state agency asking for permission to sue.  
The 90kg chimpanzee named Travis went berserk in February when his owner asked Nash to help lure him back into her house.  
The animal ripped off Nash's hands, nose, lips and eyelids. She remains in stable condition at the Cleveland Clinic in Ohio.  
A Connecticut state biologist had warned state officials beforehand that Travis could seriously hurt someone.  
A telephone message was left on Wednesday with the Department of Environmental Protection.  
Nash's family has also filed a $55.35 million lawsuit against chimp owner Sandra Herold.   http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/927...-sue-for-a166m         |       
		
		
		
		
		 
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			11-11-2009, 12:17 AM
			
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			lol she looks exactly the same as the chimp...  
Hes the husband and let his wife know who's  boss.                            
but not funny that shes blind.
		     
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				The animal ripped off Nash's hands, nose, lips and eyelids.
			
		 |       You srs? Thats one fucking insane chimp........90kg is 198lbs. That's like a pretty big build man!  
Poor woman......=\
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			Man, people seem to be under the impression that chimps and dolphins are cuddly clowns. They're dangerous fucking creatures. Chimps are strong assed motherfuckers who will fuck you up and dolphins have been known to kill for fun.    
Stick with kitties. Kitties are fucking awesome.
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					Originally Posted by  El Bastardo      Chimps are strong assed motherfuckers who will fuck you up.   |       priceless
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			Dang...that chimp ain't no Curious George, that's for sure.    
And dolphins kill for fun? Damn.. Dolphins...You scary.
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			wait, what does the state have to do with this?? its just bad luck she ran into a berserk chimp.... if anything she shud sue the owner of the chimp all 200million...    Quote:     
					Originally Posted by  124Y     Damn...they're that strong!?      |       ya man, orangutans have 8x the strength of average man 
i think chimp is 4x or something
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			I'd rather be scratched than to have my eyelids ripped off.    
But I think that people should have appropriate pets. Make responsible choices, goddammit.
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					Originally Posted by  El Bastardo     I'd rather be scratched than to have my eyelids ripped off.    
But I think that people should have appropriate pets. Make responsible choices, goddammit.   |       +1 
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					Originally Posted by  124Y     Damn...they're that strong!?      |        
those fuckin buggers are 10x stronger then humans, look at those ugly ass orangutan monkeys!!! they can rip a car door right off!!!!
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			holy crap, they're strong.
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			should of made him a sandwich!
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			EDIT  
Sorry guys, I posted a link and pics I found but they were not of her. They looked realy familiar though. I think they were of a lady that was shot in the face by an ex or something and got her face reconstructed.  
If you want to know what she really looks like now, she's on Oprah and just took her veil off for the first time since the accident. She literally, looks like a monster.  
edit:   http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_354001.html     
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			yo dawg that chimp went apeshitttt on her ass
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			Ugh I just saw the pictures on Oprah's website. SO SAD. I had no idea it was that bad.
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			Holy shit, thats one of the craziest things i've ever seen.  Poor lady        
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			p.s. the story's on Oprah right now (4:24 PM) Channel 11
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			yeah just saw it on oprah
		    
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			Ripped her hands off.. holy shit.
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