[1990TSI]

My life is hell. I have a son that’s a piece of shit troublemaker. I’m always having to go to school to deal with some shit he has done. I have a daughter that’s cute and all, but corrects everyone. She literally gets on everyone’s nerves and I wonder how she’s going to adjust socially. She’ll probably turn into a lesbian, but I’ll still love her. Wife and I had an “accident” that’s about three years old now. She grows up in this house with constant fights and drama. You would not believe how crazy a household with three kids can be. My wife is stuck way in the past. She says and does things like her mother did. She has two fucked up annoying sisters that hang out and critique me. Nothing I do is good enough to them or the rest of her family. They think I’m a loser and the worst thing that ever happened to my wife. I’m fat. I work a very dangerous job that pays shit. I’m not getting any younger. My car is a piece of shit. I’m going nowhere. Life has felt like it has been at a standstill for over a decade. I’m bald. I’m over forty. My skin is yellow. I love donuts.

[murd0c]

good job homer

[MG1]

I was so close to clicking the fail button.................

[CRS]

I was so close to clicking the fail button.................

Reading replies before posting is a good habit!

[twitchyzero]

^ and it's not a good idea to glimpse over the replies before reading the OP

[Vansterdam]

dont kill urself there homer

[MG1]

I was so close to clicking the fail button.................

[CRS]

I was so close to clicking the fail button.................

I was so close to clicking the fail button.................

Double post that is 21 mins apart. Nice.

:lol

That is pretty deserving of a fail.

*edit

Vapour lock has reading comprehension fails.

[Noir]

saw it coming since the scooby doo thread.

[GabAlmighty]

The 2010 Genesis Coupe threw it off

[PiuYi]

that pink sedan is fcking indestructible!!!! i can think of 5x off the top of my head where that car's died n comes back to life the next episode (with the same crumpled up front end)

- they drive into a monster truck show
- grandpa crashes it into the tree in their backyard
- homer tries to roll it off a hill into the ocean
- it got wasted it in the forest one time
- i think barney took it one time n never gave it back

[ajax]

that pink sedan is fcking indestructible!!!! i can think of 5x off the top of my head where that car's died n comes back to life the next episode (with the same crumpled up front end)

- they drive into a monster truck show
- grandpa crashes it into the tree in their backyard
- homer tries to roll it off a hill into the ocean
- it got wasted it in the forest one time
- i think barney took it one time n never gave it back

Remember that one episode where they got super drunk and then in the morning they wake up and Homers like "LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY CAR!"
Yeah, that episode too.

[deuel_1]

that pink sedan is fcking indestructible!!!! i can think of 5x off the top of my head where that car's died n comes back to life the next episode (with the same crumpled up front end)

- they drive into a monster truck show
- grandpa crashes it into the tree in their backyard
- homer tries to roll it off a hill into the ocean
- it got wasted it in the forest one time
- i think barney took it one time n never gave it back

wasn't that moe's car?

[TRD Rs200]

^ homer got his wheels locked, but still had to drive fender's gone

[rsx]

fail for trying to pretend it was you. double fail for it not being funny.

[Qmx323]

My life sucks, I'm a fat-ass american with severe mental retardation, but somehow i've managed to marry an amazing, smart and beautiful woman, if only my kids were as great as my wife. My son is fat and retarded like me, and somehow even with a hot mom, my daughter is ugly and everyone in the family hates her. My dog is probably smarter than me and my baby boy is most likely smarter than me too

[!Aznboi128]

^ read the 1st sentence and already knew it's peter

[Qmx323]

^ read the 1st sentence and already knew it's peter

the fuck my name aint peter

[AVS_Racing]

lol wtf is this

[4chinit]

the fuck my name aint peter

pea tear......griffin?

[ilvtofu]

as far as these go
Pokemon one waa the best lawl
and scooby doo one wasnt bad
but this one was kinda predictable
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[Todd Martinez]

wow dude thats sweet when reading i was thinking to myself who gives a shit but now i do lol

[drunkrussian]

was it u that posted that thread about how u caught your wife cheating and all you could think about was damage to the car?

as soon as i read the first sentence i knew it would be the same thing lol

[JHatta]

don't try again

[Leopold Stotch]

as far as these go
Pokemon one waa the best lawl
and scooby doo one wasnt bad
but this one was kinda predictable
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post the pokemon one

[TheKingdom2000]

yeh. when there is just one paragraph. you can see it coming..

however, for a split second i just though you had a shitty life but you liked doughnuts...

spell it right you yank

[XxFcukxX]

this is bad compared to the ash one

[KingDeeCee]

Where's the scooby-doo one?

[danizer]

link to the rest of these plox!

[jdmhaze]

Where's the scooby-doo one?

http://www.revscene.net/forums/my-job-why-t587358.html?t=587358

[hotjoint]

cool

[Jsunu]

That sucked because it was painfully obvious from the get go.

[TRD Rs200]

FYL

[kwistol]

bummer.

[MelonBoy]

saw it coming since the scooby doo thread.

+1, this is recylcing a joke but just changing the words =/

[Soundy]

http://www.crazy-frankenstein.com/pictures-files/the-simpsons-homer-pictures/HomerSimpson38.gif

[Ch28]

My life...for Aiur!

http://ui13.gamespot.com/908/ss45hires_2.jpg