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: Man teaches his son Klingon as first language, ensures his lifelong virginity


El Bastardo
11-18-2009, 11:50 AM
d'Armond Speers spoke only Klingon to his child for the first three years of its life.

Klingon? Not Spanish, French, Mandarin? Not some gutteral genuflecting concoction from the deepest recesses of Borneo? Klingon? You heard it right.

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"I was interested in the question of whether my son, going through his first language acquisition process, would acquire it like any human language," Speers told the Minnesota Daily. "He was definitely starting to learn it."



http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2009/11/dinkytown_dad_s.php

http://www.mndaily.com/2009/11/17/local-company-creates-klingon-dictionary


These Star Trek fans are getting out of control........

CP.AR
11-18-2009, 01:38 PM
tlhIngan 'oH Hol vo' quv

q0192837465
11-18-2009, 01:45 PM
lol, reminds me of 17 Again & their elf language. He got a hot principal in the end, so all is good

you!
11-18-2009, 03:06 PM
some really good looking dude should learn this and report back on girls' reactions

StylinRed
11-18-2009, 03:17 PM
lol... wow child services should get in there

shenmecar
11-18-2009, 03:19 PM
how do you say "FUCK YOU DAD" in Klingon?

CP.AR
11-18-2009, 03:31 PM
I don't know, I said "KLINGON IS A LANGUAGE OF HONOR" above in well, Klingon

Noir
11-18-2009, 04:39 PM
Virginity? Thank's to the dad, the kid's a social outcast from the get-go.

emmvee
11-18-2009, 05:02 PM
haha sucks to be that kid
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Vansterdam
11-18-2009, 05:19 PM
pwned

impactX
11-18-2009, 05:47 PM
I am sure the kid will get to Stovokor. Q'apla, house of Speers!

ntan
11-18-2009, 06:49 PM
It's actually possible to speak fluent Klingon? I thought there's just phrases people catch from the tv series etc.

CP.AR
11-18-2009, 07:07 PM
^ yes. its a fully developed language. All the "Fictional" languages in Star Trek are fully developed, functioning languages.

Hell, there's a version of Wikipedia in Klingon

impactX
11-18-2009, 08:06 PM
There are five lights, Captain.