[haymura]

Anyone here living alone without any families or relatives and spending christmas holidays pretty much by yourself? I want to know what you guys do or what you spend your time on by yourself. This is my first christmas here in vancouver and im all alone since all my friends have families to spend christmas with.

[Gnomes]

You could try a church

[Vansterdam]

jackoff!


hell, ill smoke a doob with ya :thumbsup:

[haymura]

^
hahaha Now thats a true friend right there!

[silk]

watch x'mas movies alone at home.....

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

find a girl and get laid

[quasi]

Go spend it with one of your close friends and their family.

[danizer]

cook a big ass turkey....and then have sex with it

[hotjoint]

^
hahaha Now thats a true friend right there!

Vansterdam is always up to blaze you up

[hJe6]

or have sex with the turkey THEN cook it....a little sauce would help

[alcohol]

you guys got it all wrong... why not put everything together here!!

-invite your close friend and his/her family at your place
-have sex with the turkey THEN you cook it avec that special sauce
-after when its all nice and cooked, jackoff to it for added special sauce
-blaze.. to get the munchies...
-then EAT while watching xmas movies

then go to church to pray for all the sins you've just commited that day!

[spoon.ek9]

cook a big ass turkey....and then have sex with it

find a girl and get laid

jackoff!


hell, ill smoke a doob with ya :thumbsup:

you guys got it all wrong... why not put everything together here!!

-invite your close friend and his/her family at your place
-have sex with the turkey THEN you cook it avec that special sauce
-after when its all nice and cooked, jackoff to it for added special sauce
-blaze.. to get the munchies...
-then EAT while watching xmas movies

then go to church to pray for all the sins you've just commited that day!

:haha: /thread

[too_slow]

lol this thread is epic.. go clubbing on xmas eve, and hope to score a one "week" stand or smth ..

[J____]

fuk. i was goin to say wank it, but you sickos beat me to it...

[tiger_handheld]

try hitting up a local church. great way to meet new people..

[nns]

You could volunteer at 1 of those homeless shelters, serving food to the homeless.

Think of all the turkeys you could have sex with. Nah, JK.

[Dan_Guy]

Drink and cry your loneliness away... what else? =\

[tonyvu]

stay at home, invite some friends over, and smoke as much weed as you can :thumbsup:

[The_AK]

Craigslist some other lonely souls and invite them over for god knows what
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[Gh0stRider]

Think of all the turkeys you could have sex with.

wtf

[Noir]

Read the RS Christmas Lobster Story. That ought to keep you occupied til Boxing morning.
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[Mugen EvOlutioN]

watch american pie so u can learn the technique and fuck the pie after

[InvisibleSoul]

Join Hyde for hot pot.

[you!]

what an epic thread :lol

[Dinan3]

Join Hyde for hot pot. I vote for this one. :haha:

[Ch28]

Join Hyde for hot pot.

Just make sure you bring some lobster.

[too_slow]

^The ice cubes better not have melted!!

[The_AK]

chill at 7-11?

[rb]

Casino

[Gt-R R34]

we need to give Hyde aka Renne.Sport

his account back, I miss the replies every christmas

[Euro7r]

Watch channel 4 or something on tv. With the fire log burning all day.

[xyz123]

Go around town spreading joy and signing Christmas caroles?! Apparently Christmas has the highest suicide rate O_O...

[jeff_alexander]

You could hang yourself on Chritmas eve outside the door of your favourite church all naked with a cross strapped to you back and the words "where is your god now?" written on your chest while defecating all over their main entrance during your final moment earth. Also be sure to not shower for the week leading up to the event and singe all your body hair before you hang yourself, the smell of burning hair really puts people off.

[StylinRed]

u could go volunteer

[murd0c]

Vansterdam is always up to blaze you up

I'm still waiting for the day :cry:

[TOS'd]

Anyone here living alone without any families or relatives and spending christmas holidays pretty much by yourself? I want to know what you guys do or what you spend your time on by yourself. This is my first christmas here in vancouver and im all alone since all my friends have families to spend christmas with.

Call me. ;)

[shenmecar]

call your family. wish them a merry christmas. go to sleep early. wake up. boxing day shopping. win.

[kangel]

club

[mr sinister]

LOL at all the turkey fucking ideas

[Harvey Specter]

Find some 2 for 1 hooker specials on Kingsway.

[spoon.ek9]

buy a $500 beater and rip it up on the empty, snow covered streets.

[murd0c]

You could hang yourself on Chritmas eve outside the door of your favourite church all naked with a cross strapped to you back and the words "where is your god now?" written on your chest while defecating all over their main entrance during your final moment earth. Also be sure to not shower for the week leading up to the event and singe all your body hair before you hang yourself, the smell of burning hair really puts people off.

not even funny, a women at my work's B/F hung him self in the washroom last x-mas and she found him in the morning with a sign on him saying merry x-mas.

No joke, it fucked her up good :eek:

[spoon.ek9]

not even funny, a women at my work's B/F hung him self in the washroom last x-mas and she found him in the morning with a sign on him saying merry x-mas.

No joke, it fucked her up good :eek:

shiiiit.. OP better not do this hah.. rs would be on the news with all the turkey fucking comments!

[JSALES]

use your tears as lubricant and go jerk off since you'll be alone

[danizer]

not even funny, a women at my work's B/F hung him self in the washroom last x-mas and she found him in the morning with a sign on him saying merry x-mas.

No joke, it fucked her up good :eek:

problem 1: your bf? are you a chick or gay?
problem 2: a woman hung himself...so is that a guy or girl in what washroom and how did your bf see if it was a woman?...im offishally mindfucked

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/9885/1253904551309.jpg

[spoon.ek9]

he probably just meant a dude hung himself in the washroom and the woman later found him.

[CivicTypeRice]

use your tears as lubricant and go jerk off since you'll be alone
:haha: but mean :(

[The_AK]

problem 1: your bf? are you a chick or gay?
problem 2: a woman hung himself...so is that a guy or girl in what washroom and how did your bf see if it was a woman?...im offishally mindfucked

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/9885/1253904551309.jpg

he ment this place where he works this woman's bf hun himself,

also, black dude hiding between two of the guys,
quite the mindfuck

[haymura]

this thread is full of win! i got my whole christmas planned now!

buy a turkey, fuck the turkey, cook the turkey, invite vansterdam to blaze with me while eating the turkey, hang hyde in the washroom with an x-mas sign, sleep with the tv on to channel 4, wake up to boxing day and go shopping!

perfect holiday!

[jeff_alexander]

Well at least he won't be alone for next christmas.

[jeff_alexander]

this thread is full of win! i got my whole christmas planned now!

buy a turkey, fuck the turkey, cook the turkey, invite vansterdam to blaze with me while eating the turkey, hang hyde in the washroom with an x-mas sign, sleep with the tv on to channel 4, wake up to boxing day and go shopping!

perfect holiday!

you're missing something, bomb strapped across chest to metrotown. preferrably near the children's toy section.

[tool001]

Anyone here living alone without any families or relatives and spending christmas holidays pretty much by yourself? I want to know what you guys do or what you spend your time on by yourself. This is my first christmas here in vancouver and im all alone since all my friends have families to spend christmas with.


get together with people in the same boat as u, and party it up together.. thats what ive been doing last few years. ... maybe again this year... sometimes end up with 20 guys/gals... think half of them slept on my floor last year _passed out.....good times....... if i end up doing the same...come by... more the merrier...

[CivicTypeRice]

Im down for a threesome with the turkey!

[Durrann1984]

join someones family would be the best

[unit]

hell, ill smoke a doob with ya :thumbsup:

if i still blazed we'd be best friends.

[JSALES]

not even funny, a women at my work's B/F hung him self in the washroom last x-mas and she found him in the morning with a sign on him saying merry x-mas.

No joke, it fucked her up good :eek:

that's fucking crazy!

[TOS'd]

get together with people in the same boat as u, and party it up together.. thats what ive been doing last few years. ... maybe again this year... sometimes end up with 20 guys/gals... think half of them slept on my floor last year _passed out.....good times....... if i end up doing the same...come by... more the merrier...

invite plox!

[Vansterdam]

erotics section of craigslist on a lonely christmas night ftw. get that bitch to dress like santa or whatever sick fetish you got :)

[hotjoint]

:lol at the responses in here

[The_AK]

Have you considered masturbating with a jar of jelly... while watching channel 4... through a window of an old folks home?
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[CivicTypeRice]

^ you misspelled masturbate.

[silk]

also, black dude hiding between two of the guys,
quite the mindfuck

LOL..usually im pretty quick spotting this kind of picture... but this pic took me a good 5 mins before giving up and search for answer :thumbsup:

[InvisibleSoul]

problem 1: your bf? are you a chick or gay?
problem 2: a woman hung himself...so is that a guy or girl in what washroom and how did your bf see if it was a woman?...im offishally mindfucked
I think it's your reading comprehension that's the problem... I understood what he was trying to say perfectly... and I'll rephrase it into proper English.

"not even funny, a women at my work's B/F hung him self in the washroom last x-mas and she found him in the morning with a sign on him saying merry x-mas."

means

"The boyfriend of a woman that I work with, hung himself in a washroom last Christmas, and she found him in the morning..."

[MG1]

Volunteer at Sally Ann or someplace where you can bring hapiness and cheer to others. Your sharing will rid you of your lonliness and you will feel way better about yourself and your situation. Lots of people would love to do this, but have family. You, on the other hand, is perfect for this calling. Go forth, young man, and make a difference!



Edit: Sorry.... it has already been suggested by others. **note to self** read entire thread and replies before replying.

[shenmecar]

also, black dude hiding between two of the guys,
quite the mindfuck

i got mindfucked. I did not see that black guy at all!

[q0192837465]

i got mindfucked. I did not see that black guy at all!

Same here, why r black guys so hard to spot

[JSALES]

Same here, why r black guys so hard to spot

because they're camouflage

[danizer]

I think it's your reading comprehension that's the problem... I understood what he was trying to say perfectly... and I'll rephrase it into proper English.

"not even funny, a women at my work's B/F hung him self in the washroom last x-mas and she found him in the morning with a sign on him saying merry x-mas."

means

"The boyfriend of a woman that I work with, hung himself in a washroom last Christmas, and she found him in the morning..."

original looked like bad english to me :D

[spoon.ek9]

i got mindfucked. I did not see that black guy at all!

Same here, why r black guys so hard to spot

black hair
black shirt
black skin
black taco!
http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Black-Jack-Taco-from-Taco-Bell1.jpg

that's why :lol

[JSALES]

^ imagine if in that commercial they said "black guy" haha

[danizer]

i ran out of thanks so im gonna have to fail you jonathan 8D

[The_AK]

i ran out of thanks so im gonna have to fail you jonathan 8D

wheres my thanks? my idea was sick

[PiuYi]

wheres my thanks? my idea was sick

i think it was the part about jerking off to old wrinkly seniors is where you lost the thanks :haha:

[Shun Izaki]

Join Hyde for hot pot.
I might do just that... for real XD

Just make sure you bring some lobster.
It'd already be there :(

Find some 2 for 1 hooker specials on Kingsway.
baaahhaha as Raiden likes to call it, the rub n' tug on kingsway... he speaks from experience

[spoon.ek9]

i ran out of thanks so im gonna have to fail you jonathan 8D

haha well.. i returned the favour.

[danned]

we are alone in the dark

[TOS'd]

^ no, just you. and op.

[danizer]

so what u end up doing? hahaha

one month thread revival!

[124Y]

This song is perfect for the OP.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r6FPEghwFc

[josh t-1]

buy a $500 beater and rip it up on the empty, snow covered streets.

^ this is the best idea... go out to the back roads in south Langley, turkey fucking is fun but lets not forget we are car people, if he doesnt do this spoon.ek9 i think we should!

[yellowpower]

So what did OP end up doing?

He hasn't replied since..........LOL