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InvisibleSoul
11-27-2009, 03:17 PM
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ittTFCRuwinSaWLa0oesRehTxoMwD9C867O80
Police chief: Woods' wife helped after accident
By DOUG FERGUSON (AP) – 32 minutes ago
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident early Friday outside his Florida mansion, and a local police chief said his wife used a golf club to smash out the back window and help get the world's No. 1 golfer out of the SUV.
Woods was treated and released from a hospital in good condition, his spokesman said. The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods' vehicle hit a fire hydrant and a tree in his neighbor's yard as he pulled out of his driveway at 2:25 a.m.
Windermere police chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press that officers found the 33-year-old PGA star laying in the street with his wife, Elin, hovering over him.
She told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and "came out and broke the back window with a golf club."
Woods had lacerations to his upper and lower lips, and he had blood in his mouth, Saylor said.
The chief said Woods was in and out of consciousness when his two officers arrived. He said the officers held Woods to the ground and "when he woke up, he tried to get up and lost consciousness."
He said officers treated Woods for 10 minutes until an ambulance arrived.
The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods was alone in his 2009 Cadillac when he pulled out of his driveway from his mansion at Isleworth, a gated waterfront community just outside Orlando.
The patrol reported Woods' injuries as serious, although Woods spokesman Glenn Greenspan issued a statement that Woods was treated and released.
The patrol said alcohol was not involved, although the accident remains under investigation and charges could be filed.
Left unanswered was where Woods was going at that hour. Greenspan and agent Mark Steinberg said there would be no comment beyond the short statement of the accident on Woods' Web site.
Woods, coming off a two-week trip to China and Australia earlier this month, is host of the Chevron World Challenge in Thousand Oaks, Calif., which starts Thursday. He is scheduled to have his press conference Tuesday afternoon at Sherwood Country Club. Steinberg said he did not know if Woods planned to play next week.
The accident report was not released until nearly 12 hours after Woods was injured. Patrol spokesman Kim Montes said the accident did not meet the criteria of a serious crash, and the FHP only put out a press release because of inquiries from local media.
Montes said the patrol reports injuries as serious if they require more than minor medical attention.
Air bags in the SUV did not deploy.
Investigators still have not had a chance to speak to Woods, but when they do, "we will ask him everything," Montes said. "We just haven't had a chance to do so because he was being medically treated."
Montes said charges could be filed if there was a clear traffic violation, although troopers still do not know what caused Woods' SUV to hit the hydrant and the tree.
Woods' $2.4 million home is part of an exclusive subdivision near Orlando, a community set on an Arnold Palmer-designed golf course and a chain of small lakes. The neighborhood, which is fortified with high brick walls and has its own security force, is home to CEOs and other sports stars such as the NBA's Shaquille O'Neal.
The Orlando Sentinel reported that an orange and white barricade sat on top of a hole in front of Woods' home. About 10 feet away, there was a tire track near an oak tree in his neighbor's yard. The tree had a few scuff marks but was largely unscathed.
Woods, who has won 82 times around the world and 14 majors, attended the Stanford-Cal football game last Saturday, where he tossed the coin at the start of the game and was inducted into Stanford's sports Hall of Fame at halftime.
He won six times this year after missing eight months recovering from reconstructive surgery on his left knee. Even though he failed to win a major, Woods said he considered this a successful year because he did not know how his knee would respond.
Doug Ferguson reported from Jacksonville, Fla. Associated Press writers Tamara Lush and Lisa Orkin Emmanuel in Miami contributed to this report.
MR_BIGGS
11-27-2009, 03:42 PM
I LOL'd at the title.
pure.life
11-27-2009, 03:48 PM
HAHA, love the title!
he's ok though.. thats the good thing.
nothing serious
Harvey Specter
11-27-2009, 04:01 PM
Late night hooker run gone bad.
"Guess he still has troubles driving straight" - poster on canada.com
murd0c
11-27-2009, 05:01 PM
Heard he was on the way to KFC with 3 empty 40s in the back.
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/6637/oe3bottles.jpg (http://img29.imageshack.us/i/oe3bottles.jpg/)
cadillac? i thought he was driving his fav car, the buick rendevous?
Bouncing Bettys
11-27-2009, 05:05 PM
impossible. the blacks claimed him in the racial draft, much to the chagrin of the asians
spyker
11-27-2009, 05:30 PM
For a guy that had surgery done to get better than perfect vision,he still can't see worth a shit at night.
maybe he was in a hurry to go meet his crack dealer,that's probably what happened.
Qmx323
11-27-2009, 05:45 PM
impossible. the blacks claimed him in the racial draft, much to the chagrin of the Asians
lol....
And the blacks select... TIGER WOODS! Ohhh you can see the disappointment in the Asians eyes... as small as they are the disappointment is there.
hotjoint
11-27-2009, 05:53 PM
:lol
Delish
11-27-2009, 09:41 PM
oh snap!
Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
Posted Nov 28th 2009 12:08AM by TMZ Staff
Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.
Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.
We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.
Tiger WoodsWe're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.
We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations#ixzz0Y8MD4V1T
Obsideon
11-28-2009, 12:11 AM
^ LOL wow that makes more sense! Why the hell would the wife smash the rear window of all windows and attempt to drag him from the drivers seat all the way through the SUV and out the BACK of the car? Wouldn't it make more sense to just open the back doors? Unless it autolocks or he locked them so the psycho bitch wouldn't get in the car.
Also the fact that he's leaving the house at 2am? All hooker/drug run jokes aside the most sensible conclusion would be that he wanted to GTFO of the house cuz the wife was going hardcore emo on his billion-dollar ass!
If there was some insane chick smashed my window with a golf club I'd book it too and maybe he wasn't paying attention and rammed the tree!
AVS_Racing
11-28-2009, 12:41 AM
lol damn crazy bitch
Damn...his wife is pretty hot too.
Guess that saying still holds true.
"No matter how hot a woman is ... there's always some guy that is sick of her shit"
aznsuperman
12-01-2009, 10:57 AM
apple news have a animated version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE
Gumby
12-01-2009, 11:04 AM
There's got to be more to this story - but knowing Tiger Woods and his team of lawyers, we'll probably never hear the real story. Most of us suspect he probably cheated though, I bet. :p
static
12-01-2009, 11:05 AM
From another board,
Tiger hit a fire hydrant and a tree ? Guess he couldn't decide between and iron or a wood...
bcedhk
12-01-2009, 11:06 AM
lol wtf is he driving, a VW eurovan? lol
Mugen EvOlutioN
12-01-2009, 11:14 AM
apple news have a animated version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE
:haha::haha::haha: hahahaha thats some funny shit dude
Gumby
12-01-2009, 01:00 PM
Another Tiger Woods joke I heard:
What's the difference between a golf ball and a SUV?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
StylinRed
12-01-2009, 01:08 PM
I think TIgers swedish model wife is hotter than the club-ho they say he's tied up with
wth was he thinkin
spyker
12-01-2009, 02:16 PM
I think TIgers swedish model wife is hotter than the club-ho they say he's tied up with
wth was he thinkin
I'm sure alot of guys in this world thinks she's hot,but pretty sure Tiger is sick of her shit by now,why else would he be cheating on her.
There's only so much bitching,nagging and whining a guy can put up with,regardless of how hot she is.
asahai69
12-01-2009, 04:06 PM
leave the guy alone. he just wanted to stick his driver in somebody elses sand trap. jeez
mr.rakkar
12-01-2009, 04:13 PM
:haha::haha::haha::haha:
Gumby
12-02-2009, 08:24 AM
In light of what was revealed this morning, Tiger Woods, you bad boy... :nono:
Vansterdam
12-02-2009, 08:26 AM
I'm sure alot of guys in this world thinks she's hot,but pretty sure Tiger is sick of her shit by now,why else would he be cheating on her.
There's only so much bitching,nagging and whining a guy can put up with,regardless of how hot she is.
QFT
Tiger Woods voice message to his mistress
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGDTBM-Xwpw
Ouch...
MR_BIGGS
12-02-2009, 09:22 AM
http://www.clevelandleader.com/files/jaimegrubbswoods.jpg
Mistress #1 on the left.
http://www.theimproper.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rachel31.jpeg
Mistress #2 (my personal favourite)
http://www.wbttn.org/images/kalika.jpg
ugly Mistress # 3....
These days, you get married to get divorced. In Mrs Woods case, take the money and leave or take it like a champ and stay.
StylinRed
12-02-2009, 09:41 AM
I'm sure alot of guys in this world thinks she's hot,but pretty sure Tiger is sick of her shit by now,why else would he be cheating on her.
There's only so much bitching,nagging and whining a guy can put up with,regardless of how hot she is.
yeah what i meant by that though is if youre gonna cheat find something better not worse ;)
http://lh5.ggpht.com/fisherwy/R1vrG6zeTqI/AAAAAAAAL4w/rhPppT2El0g/elin-nordegren+tiger++woods+wife+picture%5B2%5D
http://thesportsculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/tigers-wife.jpg
Tim Budong
12-02-2009, 11:56 AM
to put it in simple words
Tigers fucked
Gumby
12-02-2009, 01:38 PM
to put it in simple words
Tigers fucked
I don't know about that... Will he lose some money as a result of this? Probably. But he's in control of his earnings. It's not like he's a singer or actor, and people will stop buying his stuff, watching his movie, or attending his concert. As long as he continues to win golf tournaments, he'll continue to collect his winnings.
kwistol
12-02-2009, 04:37 PM
In Mrs Woods case, take the money and leave or take it like a champ and stay.
I agree.
StylinRed
12-02-2009, 05:04 PM
rofl, that phone call msg was from Tigers 1st known mistress.. i thought it was to this latest chick
Jsunu
12-02-2009, 05:52 PM
I don't know about that... Will he lose some money as a result of this? Probably. But he's in control of his earnings. It's not like he's a singer or actor, and people will stop buying his stuff, watching his movie, or attending his concert. As long as he continues to win golf tournaments, he'll continue to collect his winnings.
I wonder if he will lose some of his sponsers (ie phelps) as a result of this.
MR_BIGGS
12-02-2009, 06:43 PM
http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivatorfe0c911ae1fe260d9f72bc188c205b9587f19fe3. jpg
pure.life
12-02-2009, 06:56 PM
Appledailynews in English!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPPY1Omr7CY
StylinRed
12-02-2009, 06:58 PM
^^^ rofl oh shit i dunno whats funnier the Sims or the commentary
Soundy
12-02-2009, 07:01 PM
So does this mean Tiger will be changing his name to Cheetah?
spoon.ek9
12-02-2009, 07:36 PM
:lol at this whole thing. sure, he's a cheater but that doesn't mean he'll lose much if anything at all.
Onassis
12-02-2009, 07:38 PM
Tiger might be a golfing god, but at the end of the day he's still just a man. I wonder if he has a iron clad pre-nup.
StylinRed
12-02-2009, 07:51 PM
no pre-nup can't be broken
Tim Budong
12-02-2009, 07:55 PM
heard this from 1040 this afternoon
the prenup pays Ellen 20mil after 10years
now Ellen has her lawyers up woods ass trying to change the terms and increase the dollar amount drastically
Rich Sandor
12-03-2009, 01:56 AM
crouching tiger, hidden fire hydrant!
Manic!
12-03-2009, 02:22 AM
no pre-nup can't be broken
Like any other contract, the parties in a Premarital Agreement can mutually agree to terminate the agreement. But the terms cannot be nullified by just one of the parties to the contract without valid legal grounds.
But valid legal grounds do exist that would nullify the agreement: fraud, coercion, a factual mistake, etc. These grounds are set forth in case law (i.e. a court’s decisions) and have specific elements to each that require detailed review.
http://www.standardlegal.com/blog/can-a-prenuptial-agreement-be-nullified/
Tim Budong
12-03-2009, 02:41 AM
I think Tiger will accept whatever is thrown at him to save himself as a public figure more than anything
mr sinister
12-03-2009, 02:55 AM
OHHH NOEZ! another black male cheating on his wife with multiple women.. its nothing new
..The guy's still a God on the golf course though
7seven
12-03-2009, 06:10 AM
heard this from 1040 this afternoon
the prenup pays Ellen 20mil after 10years
now Ellen has her lawyers up woods ass trying to change the terms and increase the dollar amount drastically
Going to cost Tiger more than 20mil now, haha all this has actually made me like Tiger a tiny bit, I was never a fan of his before, actually disliked him because he was so boring and vanilla, it was like he was a boring monotone robot.
http://www.thestar.com/sports/article/733988--tiger-set-to-pay-off-wife
Tiger Woods has offered his wife, Elin Nordegren, as much as $60 million (U.S.) to stay with him for another two years, according to reports. But even that might not be enough, if tabloid reports of further sexual revelations to come are true.
The Chicago Sun-Times reported on Wednesday that Woods and Nordegren agreed to immediately revisit the pre-nuptial agreement they signed upon getting married in 2004.
The original document had Nordegren reaping a relatively meagre $20 million if she remained married to Woods for a decade. Woods was already vastly wealthy when he married. His worth now hovers around $1 billion, the most ever for an athlete.
The Sun-Times report had the amount bumped "substantially."
This morning, the Daily Beast website released the numbers. According to its unnamed source, Woods agreed to immediately transfer $5 million into Nordegren's personal account.
Also, the pre-nup has been torn up and rewritten. Nordegren will now take an additional $55 million if she stays with Woods for two more years.
The presumed goal here is to preserve normalcy – both for personal and business reasons – inside the Woods household.
The couple have reportedly begun a binge of marriage-counselling sessions inside their home "several" times per day.
The relative calm of the past 24 hours may be put to the test again today. Various outlets report that Rachel Uchitel, the hostess who initially denied a sexual affair with Woods, may change her story today.
Uchitel's face was splashed on the cover of last week's National Enquirer. The magazine alleged an affair with Woods. TMZ.com reported Thursday that Woods was texting back and forth with her in the early hours of last Friday, just before Woods embarked on a bizarre, low-speed bumper car routine down his own driveway.
Uchitel has since vehemently denied any affair with Woods. She has called a press conference for Thursday afternoon and may now admit an affair.
Meanwhile, Woods and Nordegren remain hidden from the public eye. If Woods hoped that his online message of apology would sate the public appetite for news, that apparently is impossible.
According to the Daily Beast, paparazzi are offering $250,000 for a single picture of Nordegren with the two young Woods children, and as much as $100,000 for a tip that leads to a successful photo.
And Woods friend Jesper Parnevik has also begun what could turn in to moral pile up.
The Swedish golf pro once employed Nordegren as a nanny.
"I would be especially sad about it – I really feel sorry for Elin – since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with (Woods)," Parnevik told the Golf Channel on Wednesday. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her."
Onassis
12-03-2009, 11:23 AM
LoL
I love how his wife has become a long term prostitute. That's absolutely ridiculous that he has to pay her 60 million for two years of marital service.
Out of curiosity 7seven, have you ever met him in person ? Is he always "dry" ?
bcedhk
12-03-2009, 11:25 AM
50million is chump change for him. all he need to do is swing a couple of times and pose for a buick regel car for 30 seconds in China and he will get his $ back.
carisear
12-03-2009, 11:35 AM
LoL
I love how his wife has become a long term prostitute. That's absolutely ridiculous that he has to pay her 60 million for two years of marital service.
Out of curiosity 7seven, have you ever met him in person ? Is he always "dry" ?
shows everyone that she was just a gold digging whore. no respect for her at all.
7seven
12-03-2009, 11:41 AM
Out of curiosity 7seven, have you ever met him in person ? Is he always "dry" ?
No not really, just very briefly, like a 10 second convo. I do know a few buddies that have worked with him on commericals and at EA on his golf game. Seems like a nice enough person, boring tho.
Renthal
12-03-2009, 02:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY&feature=player_embedded
Going to cost Tiger more than 20mil now, haha all this has actually made me like Tiger a tiny bit, I was never a fan of his before, actually disliked him because he was so boring and vanilla, it was like he was a boring monotone robot.
http://www.thestar.com/sports/article/733988--tiger-set-to-pay-off-wife
I might have missed this earlier but is there a reason why he's paying her to stay with him for another 2 years?
Athletes and celebs cheating shouldn't come as a surprise especially with somebody like Tiger Woods. Good looking guy, world's wealthiest athlete and known world wide. Women line up just to throw themselves at him :mamoru:
MR_BIGGS
12-03-2009, 02:52 PM
As long as he keeps winning majors and I get to witness his god-mode skills on the course, I could care less about his cravings for sex with women that are not his wife. I know it will probably affect him game, but I hope we get to witness him
beat the golden bears record for major titles.
og_greek
12-03-2009, 06:13 PM
I've never liked Woods and I have hope all hi sponsors drop him.
pure.life
12-03-2009, 08:18 PM
Woods lover no.3 is Kalika!
Appledailynews with an animated English report yet again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Yhl_i1qDw
pay attention to 0:42 LOL
chinesespareribs
12-04-2009, 06:08 AM
tiger hunting...
http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html
tiger hunting...
http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html
fun game
hotjoint
12-04-2009, 09:53 AM
:lol wow he's givng her money tto stay with him?
MR_BIGGS
12-04-2009, 11:42 AM
Woods lover no.3 is Kalika!
Appledailynews with an animated English report yet again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Yhl_i1qDw
pay attention to 0:42 LOL
At 42 seconds, Woods wifey sounds asian!:haha::haha:
pure.life
12-04-2009, 12:50 PM
the emphasis on the "HUS"band made it sound so c-lai
Tim Budong
12-04-2009, 01:06 PM
Tigers going to pay people off to shutup
not a smart thing to do
echoboy
12-06-2009, 02:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsqCdMMY6tY
Hope U like it.... his Press Conference!
the_rickster
12-06-2009, 03:37 PM
no pre-nup can't be broken
especially if one of the parties is involved in extra marital affairs.
original agreement was that elin receives $20m if the marriage lasts 10 years or longer. i'm not sure if i completely understand the new offer, but its said to be around $60m for 2 two years. i'm not sure if thats two years from today or an additional 2 on top of the ten. also, she is said to have demanded $5m to be immediately transferred into her personal account.
headlines said tiger is paying her to stay, but from what i've heard, its just an ammendment to the existing pre-nup.
the_rickster
12-06-2009, 03:38 PM
50million is chump change for him. all he need to do is swing a couple of times and pose for a buick regel car for 30 seconds in China and he will get his $ back.
actually, buick dropped him when GM started going banko. maybe TAG Heuer???
LiquidTurbo
12-06-2009, 03:55 PM
A geez, a fourth?!
http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/Tiger+Woods+mistress+comes+forward+reports/2309875/story.html
pure.life
12-06-2009, 04:28 PM
Tiger is good. He's stimulating our economy by giving away his money to these mistresses.
the entertainment biz is profiting from this while tiger woods parody merchandises are one of the best sellers for Christmas presents.
Cheetah is saving us from recession!!!!
HAHA
Gumby
12-06-2009, 08:25 PM
This is stupid. Why would you pay a chick to stay with you? Doesn't she gain more by divorcing him now? I highly doubt the prenup has a clause that says "it's ok for Tiger to have a mistress or two or five".
Tiger should just divorce her now, and sleep with a bunch of other chicks cuz obviously he's not happy with her.
bcedhk
12-06-2009, 09:23 PM
just do what kobe did, get her a 24 karat ring. problem solved
Senna4ever
12-06-2009, 09:41 PM
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5."
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400yds
It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette after admitting that his crash was the closest shave he had ever had.
A movie is being developed base on events, titled "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant".
EA Sports are releasing new Playstation game... "Tiger Woods 2010, Grand Theft Auto"
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
penner2k
12-07-2009, 01:44 PM
Going to cost Tiger more than 20mil now, haha all this has actually made me like Tiger a tiny bit, I was never a fan of his before, actually disliked him because he was so boring and vanilla, it was like he was a boring monotone robot.
http://www.thestar.com/sports/article/733988--tiger-set-to-pay-off-wife
I think he will be better off not married though. Hell even if he somehow manages to lose a quarter of his money from all of this he could still sit back and put Hugh Hefner to shame for pretty much the rest of his life.
penner2k
12-07-2009, 01:48 PM
Speaking of Hugh Hefner..
http://perezhilton.com/2009-12-05-hugh-hefner-is-on-team-tiger
"I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised. If you're a good-looking guy and young and healthy, the notion that there would be something else going on, well, marriage is just a convenience. It's very nice for raising kids, but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a wish!"
Its funny reading the comments on that site.. People talking about how girls just just Hugh Hefner for his money. No shit.. Not like he doesnt know that. haha
Soundy
12-08-2009, 04:41 AM
The plot thickens!
From News1130:
Medical Emergency At Woods Mansion
Reports say a blonde woman was taken away from Tiger Woods' home by ambulance early this morning. It could be the golfer's mother-in-law.
Vansterdam
12-08-2009, 06:04 AM
this is getting very interesting 6>10
7seven
12-08-2009, 07:05 AM
Tiger Woods was admitted to Health Central Hospital the day after Thanksgiving as an overdose.
Sources connected with the hospital tell TMZ the admissions chart lists "OD" and that he was having trouble breathing.
We're told the fifth floor of the hospital was put on lockdown when Tiger arrived. Tiger was admitted under an alias -- William Smith. His wife, Elin Nordegren was by his side.
As we first reported, Elin gave paramedics two pill bottles at the accident scene -- we now know the prescriptions were for Ambien
and Vicodin. Tiger was in and out of consciousness, snoring at the scene, and our sources say he clearly appeared to be under the influence of something -- not alcohol.
We're also told doctors used a breathing tube to assist his respiration.
We're also told hospital officials changed Tiger's alias after a few hours to another alias because they feared people would find out he was there.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/tiger-woods-hospital-overdose/
7seven
12-08-2009, 07:08 AM
I think he will be better off not married though. Hell even if he somehow manages to lose a quarter of his money from all of this he could still sit back and put Hugh Hefner to shame for pretty much the rest of his life.
Why anyone would want to get married these days is beyond my understanding, all it is is another business contract anyways, saying "I do" doesn't mean you love someone more or less just because you are married or not, if anything it just causes more problems.
i just saw the appledaily 3d rendering on the score as part of their highlights ROFL :haha:
Soundy
12-08-2009, 07:22 AM
Woods' Mother-In-Law In Stable Condition: Hospital
The medical facility in Ocoee, Florida confirms Tiger Woods' mother-in-law was brought in by ambulance after a 9-1-1 call from the golfer's home early this morning.
Tune into News1130 for the very latest on this story, or visit News1130.com
Hmmmmm...
InvisibleSoul
12-08-2009, 11:38 PM
What do Florida night spots and Tiger Wood's face have in common?
They're both places that Elin has gone clubbing!
http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/tiger-woods-hospital-overdose/
alias -- William Smith LOL :thumbsup:
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=cec2cdd2-0c32-4ac2-97f9-fa0ebb209102
note the date at the end
fa1civic
12-09-2009, 03:52 PM
too bad it was censored :(
penner2k
12-09-2009, 04:22 PM
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
Santa stops after 3 Hos
7seven
12-09-2009, 05:45 PM
alias -- William Smith LOL :thumbsup:
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=cec2cdd2-0c32-4ac2-97f9-fa0ebb209102
note the date at the end
bwhahahahaa fuck :eek:, Brent, the guy she mentioned that intro'd them is one of my buddies :haha:
InvisibleSoul
12-10-2009, 10:15 PM
http://www.torontosun.com/news/world/2009/12/10/12104171-sun.html
The titillating news of Woods' "transgressions," which he admitted in a statement on his website last week, and subsequent reports of alleged mistresses, appear to be taking a toll on his lucrative endorsement deals. Companies and brands that use Woods seem to be backing away.
The last national commercial featuring Woods, one extolling the virtues of Gillette products, aired on Nov. 29, according to Nielsen Co., the market research firm. Since then, no commercials starring Woods have aired on any broadcast or cable network across the United States.
Moreover, a Tiger-branded drink made by Gatorade has been shelved. The company said the decision was made before Woods' controversy began on Nov. 27 when he hit a tree at his home.
It also looks as if the future awards and honours may not be coming the golfer's way. The Los Angeles Times is reporting that a bill recommending Woods for a Congressional Gold Medal -- the highest civilian honour awarded by Congress -- is being withdrawn.
The citation would have read: "In recognition of his service to the nation in promoting excellence and good sportsmanship, and in breaking barriers with grace and dignity by showing that golf is a sport for all people."
California Dem. Joe Baca, who had lobbied for the honour, stated yesterday that "in light of the recent developments surrounding Tiger Woods and his family," he is not pursuing the legislation.
Gumby
12-11-2009, 08:59 AM
This was published two days before Tiger's incident, and they couldn't pull it in time:
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/dec2009/8/3/golf-digest-217434100.jpg
spoon.ek9
12-11-2009, 09:03 AM
at least the guy isn't as boring as everyone thought he was. :thumbsup:
he kept a good public image for so long, given time this will go away.
Greenstoner
12-11-2009, 09:11 AM
he has the worse taste among all athletic
spoon.ek9
12-11-2009, 09:30 AM
^ you sure about that?
http://images.waggleroom.com/images/admin/ian_pouter_fashion.jpg
Greenstoner
12-11-2009, 09:32 AM
^ i meant the girls he had affair with not how he dress :D There are some nasty ones
spoon.ek9
12-11-2009, 09:45 AM
hah ok i agree with you then. he could have at least found some smokin hot girls to have affairs with, yeesh.
he has the worse taste among all athletic
you mean athletes?
hotjoint
12-11-2009, 09:48 AM
hah ok i agree with you then. he could have at least found some smokin hot girls to have affairs with, yeesh.
:werd: Tiger is a pimp
hah ok i agree with you then. he could have at least found some smokin hot girls to have affairs with, yeesh.
What makes you think he didn't. I'ts not surprising for a billionaire to have mistresses. I also wouldn't be surprised if the few women that came forward is only a fraction of Tiger's actual game.
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Gumby
12-11-2009, 10:13 AM
hah ok i agree with you then. he could have at least found some smokin hot girls to have affairs with, yeesh.
Some of them are pretty damn hot, but others were nasty! With all his fame & fortune, you'd think he would have higher standards...
pure.life
12-11-2009, 03:21 PM
http://tsn.ca/golf/story/?id=301961
Tiger Woods is taking an indefinite leave from professional golf to work on saving his family, using the word "infidelity" for the first time in a statement posted on his website.
Woods says he is aware of the disappointment that "my infidelity" has caused to his wife and children.
He says he might not be able to repair the damage, but he wants to try.
He did not disclose Friday evening how long of a break he would take from the PGA Tour. He again asked for privacy, saying his family would need a "safe haven" to try to heal.
Harvey Specter
12-11-2009, 03:28 PM
Woods is fucked. Most people would forgive and forget if he cheated on his wife with another woman, maybe 2 other women but the shit that's coming out everyday about how many women this guy was fucking, including escorts, the text messages and now stories about naked pictures and videos of him is just too fucked up for most people to forgive and forget. I seriously doubt his career will ever recover from this.
Great68
12-11-2009, 03:29 PM
This whole Tiger Woods thing is fucking stupid. He should not have to apologize or explain himself to the general public.
Harvey Specter
12-11-2009, 04:09 PM
This whole Tiger Woods thing is fucking stupid. He should not have to apologize or explain himself to the general public.
I sort of agree but the issue is saving his image. He needs his image to sell products and people buying his products is the general public. For the most part, the general public is the one that made him a billionaire. This subject has been debated on sports shows since the story broke and I think both sides have good points.
Soundy
12-14-2009, 07:11 AM
Urban Dictionary Urban Word of the Day:
December 14: tiger's wife mad
the act of being so angry at someone that you find the item they cherish most and beat them with it.
Chris was so tiger's wife mad at Joe that he grabbed Joe's Wii remote and beat him with it.
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StylinRed
12-14-2009, 08:12 AM
so many sponsors dropping him
i think what hurt is news of him trying to pay off his wife/etc to keep quiet
Gridlock
12-14-2009, 08:46 AM
Everytime something like this comes up, people start trying to justify private lives vs. people's insatiable desire for gossip. The only true way I can come up with is this:
We made you. We can break you.
If he wants to live a private life with no cameras following him-be a plumber.
He's living in million dollar homes and currently sailing on a 22mil boat. Guess what the price is? You get 100million people up in your shit when you do wrong. It's the name of the game. He didn't mind those same people up in his shit when he was doing well. That's how he scored the lucrative endorsements. They put his ass in a buick because people already knew who he was.
Can't have it both ways. Gotta pay to play.
MR_BIGGS
12-14-2009, 09:59 AM
Everytime something like this comes up, people start trying to justify private lives vs. people's insatiable desire for gossip. The only true way I can come up with is this:
We made you. We can break you.
If he wants to live a private life with no cameras following him-be a plumber.
He's living in million dollar homes and currently sailing on a 22mil boat. Guess what the price is? You get 100million people up in your shit when you do wrong. It's the name of the game. He didn't mind those same people up in his shit when he was doing well. That's how he scored the lucrative endorsements. They put his ass in a buick because people already knew who he was.
Can't have it both ways. Gotta pay to play.
For the most part I agree with this. The media scrutiny and cameras following him come with the territory. During good times and bad times, people will be all up in his business. I understand that part of it. I just don't get the part where, when someone in the limelight does something bad, people are so quick to bury the person. Are they held at a different standard, and therefore cannot do any wrong, because "we" made them financially wealthy? Or are we just haters because they are wealthy, and now we want to see them suffer so to speak?
I for one could care less what he did off the golf course. As long as he didn't molest kids or something of that nature. I just want to witness him break the records for most majors.
Great68
12-14-2009, 04:31 PM
I for one could care less what he did off the golf course. As long as he didn't molest kids or something of that nature. I just want to witness him break the records for most majors.
Exactly.
He fucked around on his wife.
Bigfuckingdeal.
There are worse thing happening in this world. This whole thing has blown completely out of proportion.
Ever day on the fucking news there has to be a "Tiger" story, I don't care, I never will care, and I'm sick of hearing about it.
bcedhk
12-14-2009, 05:10 PM
the thing is, tiger has been a role model for so many, especially kids. thats why i think hes getting all this media attention cause he was suppose to be the classic sports role model...
If this was ron artest or like dennis rodman, im sure people wouldn't care as much cause they were considered the "bad boys" of sports so they could cheat on a number of woman and not a big deal of it.
asahai69
12-14-2009, 05:22 PM
i like tiger woods more after this. plus, why is everyone so surprised? he got taken by the blacks in the racial draft
Great68
12-14-2009, 05:53 PM
the thing is, tiger has been a role model for so many, especially kids. thats why i think hes getting all this media attention cause he was suppose to be the classic sports role model...
Any parent that lets their kids get fidelity lessons from celebrities is a failure.
LiquidTurbo
12-15-2009, 01:53 AM
Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
A: Santa stopped at 3 Ho's!!
StylinRed
12-15-2009, 05:23 AM
Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
A: Santa stopped at 3 Ho's!!
oh come on, at least give Jay Leno the credit
penner2k
12-15-2009, 02:10 PM
oh come on, at least give Jay Leno the credit
I posted the same joke in this thread already 6 days ago..
q0192837465
12-15-2009, 03:35 PM
man, Jamie Junger looks WAY hotter in picture than in real person.
Gh0stRider
12-18-2009, 10:26 AM
Swiss watch maker Tag Heuer says it will not use Tiger Woods' image in advertising campaigns in the United States for the foreseeable future.
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411ken
01-06-2010, 08:56 AM
Just to bring this up one more time....
Reporters/Paparazzi asked his wife what tiger got her for xmas...
Her response???
300MILLION Dollars!! damn!!!! she's a smart woman to just get divorced and take the money!! and this isin't even the end
Also, they are saying tiger will come back to the game in 2012! not like he needs the money anymore
hotjoint
01-06-2010, 08:59 AM
damn 300 mil and counting huh?
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