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11-27-2009, 03:17 PM
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#1 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Police chief: Woods' wife helped after accident
By DOUG FERGUSON (AP) – 32 minutes ago
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident early Friday outside his Florida mansion, and a local police chief said his wife used a golf club to smash out the back window and help get the world's No. 1 golfer out of the SUV.
Woods was treated and released from a hospital in good condition, his spokesman said. The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods' vehicle hit a fire hydrant and a tree in his neighbor's yard as he pulled out of his driveway at 2:25 a.m.
Windermere police chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press that officers found the 33-year-old PGA star laying in the street with his wife, Elin, hovering over him.
She told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and "came out and broke the back window with a golf club."
Woods had lacerations to his upper and lower lips, and he had blood in his mouth, Saylor said.
The chief said Woods was in and out of consciousness when his two officers arrived. He said the officers held Woods to the ground and "when he woke up, he tried to get up and lost consciousness."
He said officers treated Woods for 10 minutes until an ambulance arrived.
The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods was alone in his 2009 Cadillac when he pulled out of his driveway from his mansion at Isleworth, a gated waterfront community just outside Orlando.
The patrol reported Woods' injuries as serious, although Woods spokesman Glenn Greenspan issued a statement that Woods was treated and released.
The patrol said alcohol was not involved, although the accident remains under investigation and charges could be filed.
Left unanswered was where Woods was going at that hour. Greenspan and agent Mark Steinberg said there would be no comment beyond the short statement of the accident on Woods' Web site.
Woods, coming off a two-week trip to China and Australia earlier this month, is host of the Chevron World Challenge in Thousand Oaks, Calif., which starts Thursday. He is scheduled to have his press conference Tuesday afternoon at Sherwood Country Club. Steinberg said he did not know if Woods planned to play next week.
The accident report was not released until nearly 12 hours after Woods was injured. Patrol spokesman Kim Montes said the accident did not meet the criteria of a serious crash, and the FHP only put out a press release because of inquiries from local media.
Montes said the patrol reports injuries as serious if they require more than minor medical attention.
Air bags in the SUV did not deploy.
Investigators still have not had a chance to speak to Woods, but when they do, "we will ask him everything," Montes said. "We just haven't had a chance to do so because he was being medically treated."
Montes said charges could be filed if there was a clear traffic violation, although troopers still do not know what caused Woods' SUV to hit the hydrant and the tree.
Woods' $2.4 million home is part of an exclusive subdivision near Orlando, a community set on an Arnold Palmer-designed golf course and a chain of small lakes. The neighborhood, which is fortified with high brick walls and has its own security force, is home to CEOs and other sports stars such as the NBA's Shaquille O'Neal.
The Orlando Sentinel reported that an orange and white barricade sat on top of a hole in front of Woods' home. About 10 feet away, there was a tire track near an oak tree in his neighbor's yard. The tree had a few scuff marks but was largely unscathed.
Woods, who has won 82 times around the world and 14 majors, attended the Stanford-Cal football game last Saturday, where he tossed the coin at the start of the game and was inducted into Stanford's sports Hall of Fame at halftime.
He won six times this year after missing eight months recovering from reconstructive surgery on his left knee. Even though he failed to win a major, Woods said he considered this a successful year because he did not know how his knee would respond.
Doug Ferguson reported from Jacksonville, Fla. Associated Press writers Tamara Lush and Lisa Orkin Emmanuel in Miami contributed to this report.
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11-27-2009, 03:42 PM
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#2 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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I LOL'd at the title.
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11-27-2009, 03:48 PM
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#3 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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HAHA, love the title!
he's ok though.. thats the good thing.
nothing serious
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11-27-2009, 04:01 PM
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#4 | | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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Late night hooker run gone bad.
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11-27-2009, 04:14 PM
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#5 | | Network Admin Team
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"Guess he still has troubles driving straight" - poster on canada.com
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11-27-2009, 05:01 PM
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#6 | | In RS I Trust
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Heard he was on the way to KFC with 3 empty 40s in the back.  | |
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11-27-2009, 05:03 PM
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#7 | | SFICC-03*
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cadillac? i thought he was driving his fav car, the buick rendevous?
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11-27-2009, 05:05 PM
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#8 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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impossible. the blacks claimed him in the racial draft, much to the chagrin of the asians
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11-27-2009, 05:30 PM
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#9 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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For a guy that had surgery done to get better than perfect vision,he still can't see worth a shit at night.
maybe he was in a hurry to go meet his crack dealer,that's probably what happened.
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11-27-2009, 05:45 PM
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#10 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by Blaupunkt69  impossible. the blacks claimed him in the racial draft, much to the chagrin of the Asians | lol....
And the blacks select... TIGER WOODS! Ohhh you can see the disappointment in the Asians eyes... as small as they are the disappointment is there.
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11-27-2009, 05:53 PM
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#11 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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11-27-2009, 09:41 PM
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#12 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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oh snap!
Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
Posted Nov 28th 2009 12:08AM by TMZ Staff
Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.
Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.
We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.
Tiger WoodsWe're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.
We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.
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11-28-2009, 12:11 AM
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#13 | Ebisu Boss
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^ LOL wow that makes more sense! Why the hell would the wife smash the rear window of all windows and attempt to drag him from the drivers seat all the way through the SUV and out the BACK of the car? Wouldn't it make more sense to just open the back doors? Unless it autolocks or he locked them so the psycho bitch wouldn't get in the car.
Also the fact that he's leaving the house at 2am? All hooker/drug run jokes aside the most sensible conclusion would be that he wanted to GTFO of the house cuz the wife was going hardcore emo on his billion-dollar ass!
If there was some insane chick smashed my window with a golf club I'd book it too and maybe he wasn't paying attention and rammed the tree!
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11-28-2009, 12:41 AM
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#14 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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lol damn crazy bitch
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11-28-2009, 12:52 AM
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Damn...his wife is pretty hot too.
Guess that saying still holds true.
"No matter how hot a woman is ... there's always some guy that is sick of her shit"
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12-01-2009, 10:57 AM
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12-01-2009, 11:04 AM
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12-01-2009, 11:04 AM
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#18 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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There's got to be more to this story - but knowing Tiger Woods and his team of lawyers, we'll probably never hear the real story. Most of us suspect he probably cheated though, I bet. 
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12-01-2009, 11:05 AM
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#19 | | Banned By Establishment
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From another board,
Tiger hit a fire hydrant and a tree ? Guess he couldn't decide between and iron or a wood...
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12-01-2009, 11:06 AM
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#20 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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lol wtf is he driving, a VW eurovan? lol
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12-01-2009, 11:14 AM
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#21 | | Banned (BBM)
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Originally Posted by aznsuperman |  hahahaha thats some funny shit dude
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12-01-2009, 01:00 PM
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#22 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Another Tiger Woods joke I heard:
What's the difference between a golf ball and a SUV?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
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Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E
kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon
Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
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12-01-2009, 01:08 PM
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#23 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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I think TIgers swedish model wife is hotter than the club-ho they say he's tied up with
wth was he thinkin
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12-01-2009, 01:29 PM
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12-01-2009, 02:16 PM
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#25 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Originally Posted by StylinRed I think TIgers swedish model wife is hotter than the club-ho they say he's tied up with
wth was he thinkin | I'm sure alot of guys in this world thinks she's hot,but pretty sure Tiger is sick of her shit by now,why else would he be cheating on her.
There's only so much bitching,nagging and whining a guy can put up with,regardless of how hot she is.
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