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Timpo
12-07-2009, 11:05 AM
http://www.policeone.com/policeone/data/Jinan-SWAT-articleimbed.jpg
http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/chinese-swat-team.jpg
http://i843.photobucket.com/albums/zz355/LordAlhazred/Miscellaneous/chinese-swat-team-segway-swat.jpg

TOS'd
12-07-2009, 11:07 AM
that is so 1337.

silk
12-07-2009, 11:10 AM
lets ROLL OUT

Kim Jong Un
12-07-2009, 11:13 AM
RORR OUTT!!

boss604
12-07-2009, 11:15 AM
LOOOOOL

Gumby
12-07-2009, 11:17 AM
Let me guess - those are knock-off Segways?

And the weapons they're holding look like toy guns.

bcedhk
12-07-2009, 11:19 AM
PEW PEW PEW PEW!

The_AK
12-07-2009, 11:25 AM
those segways need sirens + weapons attached so the operating can focus on driving the damn thing

Mugen EvOlutioN
12-07-2009, 11:26 AM
SWAT came into my house and disrespected my family, and it was u!

http://i580.photobucket.com/albums/ss249/Spoony85/dombrian_opt-1.jpg

!Aznboi128
12-07-2009, 11:27 AM
OMG that's freaking hilarious!

124Y
12-07-2009, 11:57 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/509728958_7b32d79696.jpg

Mugen EvOlutioN
12-07-2009, 12:12 PM
lol that shit is hilarious

tonyvu
12-07-2009, 12:14 PM
lock and loadddd

tgill
12-07-2009, 12:54 PM
those aren't segways btw typical chinese knockoff.

Armind
12-07-2009, 01:39 PM
LOL how awesome.

q0192837465
12-07-2009, 01:46 PM
lol, is there even a point in using segways? save ur energy for CQC?

nack
12-07-2009, 03:43 PM
one thing they didnt think about, stairs. they cant go up, but they can sure go down stairs, probably end up with a broken neck or something :haha:

El Bastardo
12-07-2009, 04:13 PM
Those aren't real Chinese people. Those knockoff Segways don't have dented fenders...

dogeatcookie
12-07-2009, 04:26 PM
Let me guess - those are knock-off Segways?

And the weapons they're holding look like toy guns.

noob

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2007/06/6-8-07-segway-police.jpg

twitchyzero
12-07-2009, 04:35 PM
so simple even monkeys can do it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_am3uTrMhU

JSALES
12-07-2009, 04:51 PM
hilarious

cococly
12-07-2009, 07:12 PM
http://i843.photobucket.com/albums/zz355/LordAlhazred/Miscellaneous/chinese-swat-team-segway-swat.jpg

No armor protection, in the opens...

AND whats with the guy at the back with the sniper Rifle? I guess the supensions on the thingy is very good.

Mugen EvOlutioN
12-07-2009, 07:22 PM
reminds me the movie

MALL COP

lo
l

Vansterdam
12-07-2009, 08:15 PM
lol holy epic

asian_XL
12-07-2009, 08:26 PM
Canadian Navy

http://americandinosaur.mu.nu/archives/canadian_navy.jpg

MK-EK
12-07-2009, 08:52 PM
they need a swat version for the segway! get one that holds more ppl!

DEPLOY DEPLOY!

Dinan3
12-07-2009, 08:52 PM
Canadian Navy

http://americandinosaur.mu.nu/archives/canadian_navy.jpg

Winner.

cococly
12-07-2009, 09:23 PM
Canadian Navy

http://americandinosaur.mu.nu/archives/canadian_navy.jpg

I think the recoil power of the 50.Cal M2 is greater than that tiny engine :)

Gumby
12-07-2009, 09:40 PM
I think the recoil power of the 50.Cal M2 is greater than that tiny engine :)
Haha I was gonna say that too. He'd be going backwards if he fired off that gun!

seakrait
12-07-2009, 11:30 PM
no seriously. what kind of shitty-looking, small, underdeveloped SMGs are they using?

tgill
12-07-2009, 11:32 PM
fuck knockoff chinatown segways

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/7120/is20093073021.jpg
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5599/is20093073091.jpg
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3466/is20093073071.jpg

1exotic
12-07-2009, 11:44 PM
1337

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_hunting_dog.jpg

asahai69
12-08-2009, 12:25 AM
a couple steps should stop them

asian_XL
12-08-2009, 05:35 AM
fuck knockoff chinatown segways

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/7120/is20093073021.jpg


This is how Chinese finance their military expenses
http://www.ecommerce-journal.com/files/images/gold-farming-china-wow7go-530.jpg

Actual training, they will own you in CS
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/751/cctv7.jpg
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4194/picture169u.jpg

nack
12-08-2009, 02:53 PM
no seriously. what kind of shitty-looking, small, underdeveloped SMGs are they using?

communist version of H&K MP5

twitchyzero
12-08-2009, 03:00 PM
This is how Chinese finance their military expenses

Actual training, they will own you in CS
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/751/cctv7.jpg
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4194/picture169u.jpg

read this on wikipedia..i laughed so hard:haha:

I guess playing cs_bloodstrike or de_dust2 maps will help train their soldiers to invade taiwan or fight USA :lol

KingCrimson
12-08-2009, 07:16 PM
I can only imagine that they travel crazy fast in a chase.

Benz_05TSX
12-08-2009, 10:04 PM
Damn I wanna play CS against them!!!!

BMW135i
12-08-2009, 10:35 PM
are you fkin serious lol