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jeff_alexander
12-17-2009, 12:02 AM
Taken from the e90post.com

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=332203

Tonight I was going out to work to finish up a report. Its a nice cool night and I took the 335i. Well, I was in the slow lane and I see a set of HID lights pull up on my rear bumper fast! WTF?!? It changes lanes and it was a murdered out 350Z. Pretty much he was jabbing at his throttle getting me to run. I just stayed in the slow lane and cruised. After a minute or so of trying the driver side window rolls down and some idiot sticks his hand out and gives me a thumbs down. The guy zooms off and begins weaving through traffic.

I keep my pace and he gets stuck behind traffic. Again I am side by side with this clown and he again tries to get me to run. Well, I end up getting ahead of him, he changes lanes, and he begins to ride my ass. He was so close that I couldnt even see his headlights anymore. That's 1. I take a exit and he follows. Perfect. I call in to my co-worker who was on beat and told him to position himself should this idiot follow me into my city. My lane splits into 2 lanes and he gets beside me. The driver looks over and says," Hey bitch.. lets see what that over priced piece of shit can do." and begins revving his engine. The light turns green and he peels out. That's 2.

Speed limit is 35 and he is doing about 50+. That's 3. The next light turns red and we end up next to each other again. Once again I get the verbal abuse. Driver: "Come on bitch. I will smoke your ass." The Passenger: "What a fucking pussy." I turn to them and said," You never know.. there might be cops around." Not sure who said it but I heard " Fuck the police". The light turns red and he burns out again. That's 4.

My bluetooth goes off and its my partner working beat. I roll up my window and answer my phone. I have him a description of the car and he said he was ready. Light turns green and he sees my partner who has his unit sticking out behind a safeway store and right when he passed my buddy lit his ass up. He pulls over and I pull in behind my buddy and put on my bullet proof vest that was in my trunk.

As my partner backed me up, I went up to the car and identified myself as the police and both of them were in shock. I got his driver license, registration, and insurance. He didn't say anything. I grabbed one of my buddy's cites n hit him up for speeding, exhibition of speed- 2 counts, tinted driver and passenger side windows, and Exhaust. As I filled out the cite I told my buddy to take them out of the car and to tell the driver that his car was getting towed as well.

I went up to the driver and explained to him what I was citing him for and that the Exhibition of Speed was a misdemeanor though we weren't going to arrest him but his car was now mine. He broke down and started to cry!!! Started whimpering and saying " I have finals tomorrow sir! How am I going to get to work?" "Please don't take my car!" The kid was 18 years old and he had to call his dad to pick him up. Needless to say the dad wasn't happy. Tow truck came and took the car. Pretty much he's going to have to pay around 400 bucks to get the car back.

I felt no pity. So lesson is, don't go picking races with people because you never know who you might run into. This kid learned the hard way.

spoon.ek9
12-17-2009, 12:07 AM
lol nice job. :thumbsup:

!Aznboi128
12-17-2009, 12:10 AM
wow,

stupid punk kids.
guy doesn't deserve to drive. But if the kid's 18 has a Z.... the parents aren't helping much by buying him such car.

TRD Rs200
12-17-2009, 12:17 AM
lol what a retard

threezero
12-17-2009, 12:17 AM
gd read

fishing666
12-17-2009, 12:21 AM
so, was the guy a real cop or what?

jeff_alexander
12-17-2009, 12:22 AM
so, was the guy a real cop or what?

Yes, the OP on e90post is a cop.

Benz_05TSX
12-17-2009, 12:24 AM
HAhahaha....i wish i had that power!! So much fun

danizer
12-17-2009, 12:24 AM
made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside hahaha

Psykopathik
12-17-2009, 09:46 AM
reminds me of "Bad Boys"

Greenstoner
12-17-2009, 09:50 AM
hahaha.. shit happens

PavelGTR
12-17-2009, 09:51 AM
Oh man that kid got owned.

Jsunu
12-17-2009, 10:04 AM
Man, and that cop gave him so many chances but the kid kept pushing.

dohboi
12-17-2009, 10:27 AM
it would've been 10 times funnier if this was in Toronto - where they have that policy of crushing your car for street racing =D

StylinRed
12-17-2009, 10:38 AM
rofl from the site

http://www.lisamcpherson.org/images/so_much_win_graphic.png

gotta agree lol

hal0g0dv2
12-17-2009, 10:48 AM
that was epic

spoon.ek9
12-17-2009, 10:54 AM
it would've been 10 times funnier if this was in Toronto - where they have that policy of crushing your car for street racing =D

i thought this was in cali? can't remember exactly, but i remember watching the video that was posted months ago.

edit: a little too soon to fail me there too_slow, i'm right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j96gRMKL1eM

zulutango
12-17-2009, 11:20 AM
I had a similar encounter when I was driving my 1979 Austin Mini. Guy in a huge jacked 4X4 came flying up behind me when I was driving the speed limit, tailgated me, then pulled out over a double solid line and with oncoming traffic, passed me, forcing the oncoming cars to move over.

I then went on duty, jumped in my PC and went to his house. He was just leaving his driveway when I flagged him down and gave him VTs for speeding, follow too close, cross solid double line and a #1 VI for his illegally modded PU. Told him I was serving him the VTs based on a complaint. He proceeded to tell me that it was not him, his truck had been broken down for months and he was now just taking it out on his initial test drive. He contested the VTs and when I gave my evidence that it was ME that he had done this to, he changed his plea to guilty. JP was not impressed with his driving history and requested MVB prohibit him too. Karma is always a female dog when it hits you!!

spoon.ek9
12-17-2009, 11:23 AM
^ hahah another ownage story :thumbsup:

q0192837465
12-17-2009, 01:08 PM
It's good to hear that the cop isnt abusing his power. He did give the kid many chances to clean up his act. He even warned him about police in the area. The kid's just too stupid to pick any of those hints up.

jbsali
12-17-2009, 01:32 PM
PWNED! man i love stories like this :D

Dragon-88
12-17-2009, 02:12 PM
Great story neeed MOAR!!!

ra1nn
12-17-2009, 02:19 PM
He broke down and started to cry

:haha:

you!
12-17-2009, 02:21 PM
wow that was a great story

1exotic
12-17-2009, 02:23 PM
This punage is bigger than the kid at the redneck car show.

CP.AR
12-17-2009, 09:12 PM
MAJOR PWNAGE.

Too bad the kid didn't rage quit

jtanner_
12-17-2009, 09:18 PM
That was an amazing read hahaha

!Tigger
12-17-2009, 09:40 PM
rofl times like this wish i had cop friends

Lomac
12-17-2009, 09:55 PM
Awesome story. :lol

Have a similar one of my own.

Was out for a cruise with a few members of another local car club (though I felt a little out of place in my Accord while everyone else was driving proper sport cars with 300+hp :lol) and bombing through the back roads of Langley. We pass by the Langley airport and there's a blue Ford Escape with Olympic plates pulled off on the side of the road. I didn't give it any thought at the time. As we turn onto Fraser Highway heading towards Abbotsford, I see the same vehicle coming up pretty quickly behind us. I pull over to the right lane to let him pass, as does my buddy in the car ahead of me. We were already going a few clicks over the limit but slowed down to the speed limit since we both knew there was a cop shop at the top of the hill. As the Escape slowly passes us, the rest of the crew zooms off and starts swerving through traffic. The Escape then quickly speeds up and starts off after the other cars. My buddy in the other car and I both knew our destination and since we didn't feel like driving like jackasses, we kept at the speed limit and continued plodding on. About fifteen minutes later we arrive at the destination... only to find that the driver of the Escape was an off duty police officer and had started busting everyone else on the drive. As my buddy and I show up, he gives us a quick look and tells us to take off since we hadn't done enough wrong to make it worth the time to write a ticket.

As we were leaving, a couple marked cop cars showed up and started threatening everyone else with one week impounds and immediate licence suspensions. They even arrested one of the members for arguing. :lol

In the end, though, they were just given level two speeding tickets and sent on their way.



Doesn't beat the Van240's bust, though... :rofl:

JSALES
12-17-2009, 10:00 PM
:haha:

jeff_alexander
12-17-2009, 10:12 PM
Awesome story. :lol

Have a similar one of my own.

Was out for a cruise with a few members of another local car club (though I felt a little out of place in my Accord while everyone else was driving proper sport cars with 300+hp :lol) and bombing through the back roads of Langley. We pass by the Langley airport and there's a blue Ford Escape with Olympic plates pulled off on the side of the road. I didn't give it any thought at the time. As we turn onto Fraser Highway heading towards Abbotsford, I see the same vehicle coming up pretty quickly behind us. I pull over to the right lane to let him pass, as does my buddy in the car ahead of me. We were already going a few clicks over the limit but slowed down to the speed limit since we both knew there was a cop shop at the top of the hill. As the Escape slowly passes us, the rest of the crew zooms off and starts swerving through traffic. The Escape then quickly speeds up and starts off after the other cars. My buddy in the other car and I both knew our destination and since we didn't feel like driving like jackasses, we kept at the speed limit and continued plodding on. About fifteen minutes later we arrive at the destination... only to find that the driver of the Escape was an off duty police officer and had started busting everyone else on the drive. As my buddy and I show up, he gives us a quick look and tells us to take off since we hadn't done enough wrong to make it worth the time to write a ticket.

As we were leaving, a couple marked cop cars showed up and started threatening everyone else with one week impounds and immediate licence suspensions. They even arrested one of the members for arguing. :lol

In the end, though, they were just given level two speeding tickets and sent on their way.



Doesn't beat the Van240's bust, though... :rofl:


Please tell me more about the Van240 bust.

JSALES
12-17-2009, 10:16 PM
Awesome story. :lol

Have a similar one of my own.

Was out for a cruise with a few members of another local car club (though I felt a little out of place in my Accord while everyone else was driving proper sport cars with 300+hp :lol) and bombing through the back roads of Langley. We pass by the Langley airport and there's a blue Ford Escape with Olympic plates pulled off on the side of the road. I didn't give it any thought at the time. As we turn onto Fraser Highway heading towards Abbotsford, I see the same vehicle coming up pretty quickly behind us. I pull over to the right lane to let him pass, as does my buddy in the car ahead of me. We were already going a few clicks over the limit but slowed down to the speed limit since we both knew there was a cop shop at the top of the hill. As the Escape slowly passes us, the rest of the crew zooms off and starts swerving through traffic. The Escape then quickly speeds up and starts off after the other cars. My buddy in the other car and I both knew our destination and since we didn't feel like driving like jackasses, we kept at the speed limit and continued plodding on. About fifteen minutes later we arrive at the destination... only to find that the driver of the Escape was an off duty police officer and had started busting everyone else on the drive. As my buddy and I show up, he gives us a quick look and tells us to take off since we hadn't done enough wrong to make it worth the time to write a ticket.

As we were leaving, a couple marked cop cars showed up and started threatening everyone else with one week impounds and immediate licence suspensions. They even arrested one of the members for arguing. :lol

In the end, though, they were just given level two speeding tickets and sent on their way.



Doesn't beat the Van240's bust, though... :rofl:

that's hilarious haha, i wanna hear about the van240 bust as well

you!
12-17-2009, 10:20 PM
Please tell me more about the Van240 bust.

+1

1990TSI
12-17-2009, 10:52 PM
helicopters is all I'm gonna say.

RS hates van240, I'm surprised it's not ******'d out

I love noble tho, that guys a champ

Lomac
12-17-2009, 10:58 PM
helicopters is all I'm gonna say.

RS hates van240, I'm surprised it's not ******'d out

I love noble tho, that guys a champ

:lol

I :love: van240, though. Still have some raw footage from a few years back when I filmed some drifting, er... "events."

Noble is my secret lover, even though he doesn't know it. :D