[EmperorIS]

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she backed in to the fan
car is 2 weeks old
have kids in the car

she doesn't know how to get to automall and asked me to help her set it in her idrive

i hate her

[El Bastardo]

It looks like helping that woman made you late for your ESL class....

[Qmx323]

http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kraywelkcX1qzcauto1_400.jpg

[danizer]

emperoris trying to regain pride lost in claiming his family owns 2 panameras by flaming one of revscenes most hated :lol

[hal0g0dv2]

It looks like helping that woman made you late for your ESL class....

:haha::haha::haha:

[MK-EK]

:( what did the fan ever do to her? what a bully!

[hotong]

fuck c lais

[Mr.HappySilp]

she should just get a yaris or a fit at least is smaller and easier to park lol.

[threezero]

that do not back up sign next to the fans need to be bigger. c lai that need to see it cant see the small writing, ppl that can read the small writing is able to backup with out hitting the fucking fan

[fishing666]

i've parked that exact spot before
had half my car poking out in the driveway
lols.

[TRDood]

obviously it is bmw's fault for not building her a custom back up camera so that she can see the sky behind her!
or the back up sensors should not be on her bumper. they should be on her roof!

:)
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[Not really racist!]

why am i not surprised?

[AVS_Racing]

id just stand there point and laugh so loud

[hotong]

she should just get a yaris or a fit at least is smaller and easier to park lol.

better yet a smart car, but they will probably fail at parking that too.

[crazyazn]

AHAHAHA i seen someone do that before...some crappy beige Sienna CE

god how stupid do you have to be to do that

[dachinesedude]

im surprised the glass broke, i always thought the fan was fragile

[StylinRed]

she backed in to the fan
car is 2 weeks old
have kids in the car

she doesn't know how to get to automall and asked me to help her set it in her idrive

i hate her

http://faculty.valpo.edu/bflak/dickjane/spot.jpg

[Kim Jong Un]

ROFLCOPTER!

[GabAlmighty]

You didn't charge any money for your servies?

[Meister1982]

You didn't charge any money for your servies?

she gave him a bj

[KingDeeCee]

So.....what was in that bag in her trunk?

[spoon.ek9]

that do not back up sign next to the fans need to be bigger. c lai that need to see it cant see the small writing, ppl that can read the small writing is able to backup with out hitting the fucking fan

that'll never work. you're assuming that c-lai's actually read signs in parking lots lol. they hardly read signs on the street!

[alex.w *//]

why are you posting this for your MOM?

[124Y]

I knew this will happen to one of those c-lais...:facepalm:

[spoon.ek9]

probably not the first time, just the first time anyone here has cared enough to take pics.

[hirevtuner]

my surprised the rear wiper is still attached to the car

[Dinan3]

And that is why people should never rely only on rear view camera and parking sensors.

[spoon.ek9]

maybe this c-lai could have one sensor custom angled to 45 degrees :lol

[Culture_Vulture]

:lol
I was thinking what would happen if somebody backed into that fan...and it happened

[bartone]

I thought those parking spaces with the fans have signs saying do not back in? Maybe they should have it in Chinese instead of English
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[you!]

bwahahaha

[JSALES]

if i saw that, i'd point and laugh. i hate seeing such stupid drivers

[CP.AR]

did she speak Mandarin to you? If it was me I would have just said "English only", and if she dosen't speak English - "If you don't speak English don't come to Canada" in Mandarin

[fishing666]

my surprised the rear wiper is still attached to the car

it never hit the wiper

[tiger_handheld]

WOW! thats all i gotta say!

[echoboy]

Need a backup camera with wide wide wide angle.... Well, I don't think this is ONLY for the c-lai. I saw some H2 driver (white or brown guy) got trap the Metrotown under ground parking entrance too.

[BMW135i]

hahaha that is one stupid b!tch.
Well It's C-lai. They always panic and then fuk up.

[Euro7r]

Stupid retard. Can't even follow something simple, "READ" the damn sign. Do not back in.

[spoon.ek9]

hahaha that is one stupid b!tch.
Well It's C-lai. They always panic and then fuk up.


more like always panic, fuck up, panic more, fuck up even worse. :thumbsup:

[supman7]

stupid fucking bitch, i know exactly what type of person you're talking about

[Beefball]

I would point and laugh at her too, lol~
BITCH!

[Qmx323]

yo there were some HOT MILF C-LAIs TODAY AT WORK


HOLY FUCK BONER THE WHOLE TIME

[Nvasion]

lmao that fan=WIN!

[icemiko]

I always see people backing up into the spots where the fan is even though it says don't back in.

[kwistol]

FAIL

[CP.AR]

I always see people backing up into the spots where the fan is even though it says don't back in.

LOL including myself because my back bumper will hit the railing before my window comes close to the fan

[slammer111]

Hate to admit it, but my sister did that once with the family van back in tha day. The AC unit she smacked wasn't painted yellow + black though but dark brown instead.

[BeefCake4000]

I don't get why C-Lai's get these massive suv/luxury cars when they can barely park a medium size car.

[cho]

I don't get why C-Lai's get these massive suv/luxury cars when they can barely park a medium size car.

its cause they gotta feel mightier then the rest of the people around them.

think of c-lai's like godzilla and regular people are like regular people

[spoon.ek9]

I don't get why C-Lai's get these massive suv/luxury cars when they can barely park a medium size car.

it's more about status than anything else. it's to show people that their family can afford to buy it. 90% of the time they don't know why they bought the car other than the fact that it's a bmw/benz/lexus/etc.

i know one stupid bitch (on her way to being a c-lai) who says lexus and acura aren't good cars because afterall they're still japanese cars. she's been driving a rav4 for the last 4-5 years now.

[bengy]

What I want to know is why these FOBs always back their cars in, instead of parking forward and backing out? It always takes them about 5 tries to do it too.

[spoon.ek9]

because they can't back out of spots properly either :lol

[CP.AR]

it's more about status than anything else. it's to show people that their family can afford to buy it. 90% of the time they don't know why they bought the car other than the fact that it's a bmw/benz/lexus/etc.

i know one stupid bitch (on her way to being a c-lai) who says lexus and acura aren't good cars because afterall they're still japanese cars. she's been driving a rav4 for the last 4-5 years now.

LOLWUT:haha:

dumb bitch

[?NR]

oo license plate. Lets find out where she lives and contact her about it

" Hi I read on the internet you broke your rear hatch glass at Aberdeen. "


oo nice. about $800 for the rear glass.. yummy.

[Kamui712]

lol i'm pretty sure that fan has a sign somewhere around it that says small car only.. or more recently they just started blocking off the parking spot. Aberdeen's parkade is a gong show, whoever designed it must've been from mainland and thought we all ride bicycles.

What I want to know is why these FOBs always back their cars in, instead of parking forward and backing out? It always takes them about 5 tries to do it too.


have you ever parked at aberdeen??

backing out of a parking spot is asking to get hit by some douchebag who: A) thinks it's cool to drive 80km/hr in the parkade or B) is old and just not paying attention.

[wnderinguy]

oo license plate. Lets find out where she lives and contact her about it

" Hi I read on the internet you broke your rear hatch glass at Aberdeen. "


oo nice. about $800 for the rear glass.. yummy.

I say we give ICBC a heads up,bet she tries to make a vandalism claim.

[bengy]

have you ever parked at aberdeen??

backing out of a parking spot is asking to get hit by some douchebag who: A) thinks it's cool to drive 80km/hr in the parkade or B) is old and just not paying attention.

This is a Richmond wide thing, not just Aberdeen.

[CP.AR]

lol i'm pretty sure that fan has a sign somewhere around it that says small car only.. or more recently they just started blocking off the parking spot. Aberdeen's parkade is a gong show, whoever designed it must've been from mainland and thought we all ride bicycles.

Whoever designed it deserves to be
1) shot
-or-
2) made to visit the mall at least once every day, and park.


have you ever parked at aberdeen??

backing out of a parking spot is asking to get hit by some douchebag who: A) thinks it's cool to drive 80km/hr in the parkade or B) is old and just not paying attention.

I prefer to back in everywhere I go (if it's possible of course) because it's just so much easier to leave that way.

[1exotic]

Saw this crash on Westwood St. in Port Coquitlam yesterday. It was green for the guy in the truck. Asian lady pulled into the intersection with her X6 wanting to make a left turn... she turns when he was entering the intersection... um okay.. guy ends up crashing into her.

It was hilarious when the guy started raging and she looked all scared.

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[monkeywrench]

did you get any loots?

[StylinRed]

I prefer to back in everywhere I go (if it's possible of course) because it's just so much easier to leave that way.

a lot of people like to back-in at aberdeen too

its the most hilarious thing to watch but also the most annoying cuz it holds up alllllllllll the damn traffic, waiting for some dumbass to try and back his car in

i h8 aberdeens parking... richmond drivers are worse enough but having to wade through them in a parking lot thats too small is hell

[threezero]

ppl that complain about aberdeen parking should go try the rpm parking

[spoon.ek9]

pretty much every single asian mall parking lot is a nightmare and that's not only limited to richmond.

[Kamui712]

^ crystal mall / hilton underground parking lot.

[notching]

distraction is the cause of accidents like this. too many thoughts going off inside their head doesn't necessarily help them concentrate.

[TRD Rs200]

LMAO, so i was standing outside Gucci at tst in hk having a smoke. then this mainland c lai came up to me and asked me where the entrance is. I LMAO'D then said i dunno HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[RacePace]

ppl that complain about aberdeen parking should go try the rpm parking

just don't go to these asian malls, period.

[CP.AR]

LMAO, so i was standing outside Gucci at tst in hk having a smoke. then this mainland c lai came up to me and asked me where the entrance is. I LMAO'D then said i dunno HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lol good man... Good man
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[3seriesBeeM]

aberdeens parking lot is a gong show. I hate backing out of a spot down there. It is the same with crystal mall as well. ICBC should set up a shop inside the parking lots of these asian malls theyd make a killing with all the accidents that happen down there

[Volvoman]

i park on the third floor away from all the assholes.

but getting there is the problem :|

[Spectre_Cdn]

ppl that complain about aberdeen parking should go try the rpm parking

The RPM parkade is like the Aberdeen parkade half-sized, with the lights off :haha:

[LemonH2O]

I was waiting for a C-lai at Aberdeen to back her X5 into a spot, she would inch back, stop, inch back, stop. When I finally saw her from the side, it was because she was on her phone and had one hand on the wheel trying to reverse in.
I was so pissed I put my car into park, got out and went over and knocked on her window, which she didn't roll down. So I yelled at her anyway and told her to put her fucking phone down. I even made the hand gesture in case she played the "I don't speak English" game. She nodded her head at me a smiled and then she put down her phone and still took a solid 3 minutes to back in. At the end, her car was sitting on one of the lines anyway.

[Gumby]

aberdeens parking lot is a gong show. I hate backing out of a spot down there. It is the same with crystal mall as well. ICBC should set up a shop inside the parking lots of these asian malls theyd make a killing with all the accidents that happen down there
Edit: nevermind - wasn't thinking properly!

[Kamui712]

^ are u serious?

[shenmecar]

Not sure if it is really 2 weeks old. "P" plates were out already in the summer. My friend got himself a "xxx PCB" plate in August.

[CP.AR]

i park on the third floor away from all the assholes.

but getting there is the problem :|

lol GG getting to the top

[you!]

yo there were some HOT MILF C-LAIs TODAY AT WORK


HOLY FUCK BONER THE WHOLE TIME

pics or it didnt happen

[Tim Budong]

Whatever...live with it or don't go there people...its a known fact and the smart ones kno how to get around that parkade at busy times. Entering from cambie is shit, go from the side street and u will be at the top in no time

This is no joke, the back parking entrance is wider anyways
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[GLOW]

i park elsewhere and walk 1 or 2 blocks. it's faster and safer than entering that train wreck waiting to happen known as the aberdeen mall parkade

[icemiko]

Try going there on a Sunday at around lunch time, it's a nightmare no matter which enterance you go in.

I usually park at P4, P2 and 3 is really horrible with dumbasses trying to back in or find a spot close to the enterance. One time I saw some c-lai in a Toyota Sienna trying to pull in a small car spot, she tried like 3 times and couldn't get in, so then she goes and tries to back in, after trying another 3 times and a total of 5+ min she finally backed into the spot. :mad:

Also saw a Hummer H2 (or H3, I can't remember) trying to park in small car. :haha:

[q0192837465]

lol, nothing new

c-lais gets SUVs cuz they'r bigger = safer

But most of the time it's not a woman who decides which car to get, it's the husband or the boys. So dun blame the c-lais. They'r like stuck with a big car that they know they can't handle but have to drive it anyways cuz they have no choice.

[hotong]

i park elsewhere and walk 1 or 2 blocks. it's faster and safer than entering that train wreck waiting to happen known as the aberdeen mall parkade

I do the same.

[Edison_Chen]

oo license plate. Lets find out where she lives and contact her about it

" Hi I read on the internet you broke your rear hatch glass at Aberdeen. "


oo nice. about $800 for the rear glass.. yummy.

I know where she lives. One of my co-workers did the insurance for her @ BMW.

[fishing666]

I know where she lives. One of my co-workers did the insurance for her @ BMW.

that's creepy, guy

[?NR]

I say we give ICBC a heads up,bet she tries to make a vandalism claim.

she made a claim already under a comp claim.

regardless, she'll either pay deductible and/or insurance increase next renewal.


It's funny because she's the oh so famous Ludia Li's customer and at 9:30am, Ludia rushed in and said : " ma customer broke her car ".


:lol I knew then it was this same E70

[wahyinghung]

That's why I try to avoid going to all those richmond mall during the weekend and I would take the Canada Line instead of driving down there

[spoon.ek9]

you guys work at autowest?

[Ulic Qel-Droma]

http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kraywelkcX1qzcauto1_400.jpg

someone needs to shop this so he's laughing.

[spoon.ek9]

how does this thread have almost 3000 views? :lol

[ALEX1988]

damn...we have the same plate number...060 xxx...
I hate her 2...

[MG1]

I just got back from Wal Mart in Langley. I couldn't believe my eyes. I saw a pack of C-Lai's walking down the back aisles. Fuck were they loud. They were talking to each other like most of us yell at each other in a fight. It was quite the spectacle. It's very rare to see Asians in Langley Wal Mart. You see an odd sprinkling of Koreans here and there (they are polite and well mannered), but gawd these women were out of control. Is Richmond so saturated that they are now branching out into White Suburbia (Langley/White Rock)? And why Wal Mart of all places........ it was around 11:00 pm.

C-Lai's night out?

[beansbaxter]

someone needs to shop this so he's laughing.
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z184/blackgn/tumblr_kraywelkcX1qzcauto1_400a.jpg

[!Aznboi128]

^ LOL! best post in thread

[spoon.ek9]

^ hahaha agree.

[slammer111]

:lol That particular smile doesn't quite fit the face, but awesome pshop. :thumbsup:

[spoon.ek9]

it looks like the one from those "dat ass" pics

[Volvoman]

fail

This is my t-shirt

http://members.shaw.ca/volvoman/index/Pictures/LMAO.JPG

[Qmx323]

I just got back from Wal Mart in Langley. I couldn't believe my eyes. I saw a pack of C-Lai's walking down the back aisles. Fuck were they loud. They were talking to each other like most of us yell at each other in a fight. It was quite the spectacle. It's very rare to see Asians in Langley Wal Mart. You see an odd sprinkling of Koreans here and there (they are polite and well mannered), but gawd these women were out of control. Is Richmond so saturated that they are now branching out into White Suburbia (Langley/White Rock)? And why Wal Mart of all places........ it was around 11:00 pm.

C-Lai's night out?


because the prices there are oh so low

[RacePace]

:lol That particular smile doesn't quite fit the face, but awesome pshop. :thumbsup:

but that's why it's funny

[threezero]

she made a claim already under a comp claim.

regardless, she'll either pay deductible and/or insurance increase next renewal.


It's funny because she's the oh so famous Ludia Li's customer and at 9:30am, Ludia rushed in and said : " ma customer broke her car ".


:lol I knew then it was this same E70

ludia that is a strange name u sure its not lydia? why she so famous

[spoon.ek9]

cuz she sells quite a lot of bmw's

[Spectre_Cdn]

ludia that is a strange name u sure its not lydia? why she so famous

She calls herself the "BMW Queen" in her commercials in Chinese media.:rolleyes:

[q0192837465]

She calls herself the "BMW Queen" in her commercials in Chinese media.:rolleyes:

Cuz she wants to 1 up Michael Ho, who's the "BMW Prince", former, I should say.

O yea, leave it up to the hongers to have the wierdest names. Just pick up any street survey from HK and u'll be amazed at wut hongers choose for their name. Its really eye-opening.

[CallTransOpt]

Your fucking hallucinating, I only have Space Credits no real money. So why would I buy you a car I don't even know you anymore you meth addict.

[vash13]

Your C-Lai Xmas Checklist:
Remember to check it twice!

A middle to upper age woman of usually Chinese descent, who has several/all of the following distinctions from regular people:

1. Doesn't have a job, or works in some menial position like housekeeping. Husband brings home the dough.
2. Drives a BMW 7-series, X5, or Mercedes-Benz SL, GL, or ML.
3. Drives 40 km/h down the road, even when everyone is going 60-70.
4. Wears full-length (extending up to elbow) driving gloves on both hands and a welding mask for the face, and for fear of getting skin spots.
5. Puts the driver's seat in the farthest position forward, with the seatback vertical, and still doesn't use the seatback. (ie leans forward, so face is inches from the steering wheel)
6. Hits other cars when parking, and is completely oblivious that she just ran over the hood of the lowered Civic next to her parking spot. Also parks on the lines so that neighbouring drivers cannot even get into their cars.
7. Only goes between the supermarket, home, and the homes of other C-lais to play mah jong.
8. Never smiles, as that creates wrinkles.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=C-lai

[CallTransOpt]

this site should be called Methscene

[StylinRed]

fail

This is my t-shirt

http://members.shaw.ca/volvoman/index/Pictures/LMAO.JPG

oh shit where did u get that?

[CallTransOpt]

You'll have a nice Orange one don't worry

[AzNightmare]

http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kraywelkcX1qzcauto1_400.jpg

you mean RMAO

Raffing My Ass Off