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Iceman-19
01-04-2010, 05:13 PM
So I was ooot and aboot today visiting various stealerships because I fell in love with the Genesis Coupe. Wanted to make sure there wasnt something I like more, so I went sales surfing. First visit was to Langley Hyundai where I was met with a salesman with a speech impediment who I could barely understand, but he was a nice enough guy. Unfortunately they didnt have the car I want, so I cruised down the Langley auto strip, and for fun and comparison I stopped into the Wolfe Subaru. I walk into the showroom, and I thought maybe it was closed, since there was absolutely nobody around. I stood there for a minute, not a single person approached me, so I walked around the lot looking to see if they had any STi's, and maybe a salesman, finding nothing, I left my truck in their parking lot and strolled over to Bits'o'sushi across the driveway. I walked in, was actually acknowledged by a sales guy, but alas, he seems like hes a salesfail. I asked him about the Evos, as I know NOTHING about them, and I havent even sat in, let alone driven a base model Lancer. He gave me pricing on the different models of Evos, and I asked if they had any on the lot. He asked this broad that worked there, and she says "Oh, we are getting them on an order sold basis, so we order one when you buy it." I laughed out loud, and said, "Im not paying $40,000 for a car and not driving it first", and walked out of there laughing. I ended up heading over to Surrey Hyundai, and when I got on the lot, I didnt even know if they HAD any Gencoupes. I had to walk around to the BACK of the lot, to find 4 3.8 base and premiums. DO NOT WANT. Walk into the showroom as that place also seemed dead, and was approached by an asian chick who I could barely understand, and she tried to sell me on a car right there. I went along with it, and ended up leaving after about 10 minutes of her trying to get me to put down a deposit. Apparently "I need to sell my truck first" doesnt mean much to sales people. Its about what I expected though. I think I will be buying it from North Shore Hyundai, they dont seem like douche bags. I love car shopping, such a shitty experience.
Iceman-19
01-04-2010, 05:14 PM
LULZ
Hondaracer
01-04-2010, 05:22 PM
lol first post and fail, great
Iceman-19
01-04-2010, 05:23 PM
I failed you for not noticing I failed myself.
skyxx
01-04-2010, 05:50 PM
Man, can you make paragraphs. It was hard to read.
Rich Sandor
01-04-2010, 05:54 PM
if you think buying can be a frustrating experience, try selling them!!! :)
TypeRNammer
01-04-2010, 05:57 PM
Absolute fail, that's unfortunate that you had to experience that
Iceman-19
01-04-2010, 05:58 PM
Man, can you make paragraphs. It was hard to read.
Fuck paragraphs, fail for you.
Iceman-19
01-04-2010, 05:59 PM
if you think buying can be a frustrating experience, try selling them!!! :)
I was at Cam Clark over the weekend actually.
benwang
01-04-2010, 06:23 PM
tell u something, salesman in North Shore Hyundai, are all douche bags.
my little brother is lot boy there and he know this place and people
TypeRNammer
01-04-2010, 06:26 PM
My worst experience was at Richmond Acura, the way they talked to me was horrid as if they were trying to kick me out cause I wasn't chinese and not willing to pay retail.
danizer
01-04-2010, 06:43 PM
lol i remember going to cowell with my cousin to check out the GTI (as he was considering the GTI a while ago). he told the sales that he was deciding between a GTI, IS250, and RX8...the sales actually told him that he himself was so confident with the GTI's ability that he told my cousin to leave, test drive the other two cars before coming back...
we left alright...never went back...cousin ended up with a RX8 haha
(ps. if ur considering gencoup, highly recommend openroad hyundai. dropped over with a friend (mind u we are both 17 year olds) and received excellent service from both the older asian guys and the young white guy)
Timpo
01-04-2010, 06:51 PM
I failed you for not noticing I failed myself.
why did you fail yourself? :confused:
Rich Sandor
01-04-2010, 11:42 PM
I was at Cam Clark over the weekend actually.
I was working this weekend. Were you one of the people I talked to?
monkeywrench
01-04-2010, 11:47 PM
i test drove an 06 civic when they were first released, when we got back to the dealership, first thing he asked me at his desk was "so which colour do you want to order"
i never mentioned anything about buying anything either
TOS'd
01-04-2010, 11:58 PM
HOLY SHIT DC5-S FAILED 10 IN A ROW!!! wIwnwniwniwnwinrarar
Mugen EvOlutioN
01-05-2010, 12:08 AM
seems like there are quite a few dealerships in town thats shitty as hell with poor customer service
!Tigger
01-05-2010, 01:48 AM
tell u something, salesman in North Shore Hyundai, are all douche bags.
my little brother is lot boy there and he know this place and people
tell him to quit. i know the people who work there ahha they are nice so if he says they are douche bags tell your brother hes a fruit for working for what he calls douches
Iceman-19
01-05-2010, 03:56 AM
I was working this weekend. Were you one of the people I talked to?
Not unless your some older (55+) fat dude!
Iceman-19
01-05-2010, 03:56 AM
tell him to quit. i know the people who work there ahha they are nice so if he says they are douche bags tell your brother hes a fruit for working for what he calls douches
Yeah, they were pretty damn helpful with me, and my buddy likes them too.
Timpo
01-05-2010, 04:21 AM
HOLY SHIT DC5-S FAILED 10 IN A ROW!!! wIwnwniwniwnwinrarar
:werd:
The_AK
01-05-2010, 08:43 AM
Man, can you make paragraphs. It was hard to read.
False he can make one long sentence it is faster to read one long sentence as opposed to multiple.
danizer
01-05-2010, 09:38 AM
dc5 should get a ban LOL
Mugen EvOlutioN
01-05-2010, 10:49 AM
dc5 should get a ban LOL
ya no shit
i got my failed taken away
pfff
Iceman-19
01-05-2010, 12:28 PM
False he can make one long sentence it is faster to read one long sentence as opposed to multiple.
ROFL.
I will know better for next time. :thumbsup:
q0192837465
01-05-2010, 12:43 PM
Car salesman is a job. And like any other sales jobs, most salesman r not interested in the products they'r selling. Finding a car salesman who is also a car enthusiast is not easy.
Rich Sandor
01-05-2010, 02:50 PM
Not unless your some older (55+) fat dude!
You probably talked to Stu or Mike. Next time ask for me and it'll be a much more entertaining experience! :)
Iceman-19
01-05-2010, 03:08 PM
Well, maybe you would have known more about the 2011 Mustangs and not tried to sell me on a 2010 after I specificly said I didnt want one. lol.
Rich Sandor
01-05-2010, 03:21 PM
I've already sold a 2011 Mustang factory order, so yeah, I'd say I would have been able to give you more info.
(well to be honest, there is no 2011 mustang order guide from Ford yet, and the order won't even be processed till Jan 15th, and Job1 isn't till march 15th.. BUT, I still have a 2011 order ready to go, anyways.. )
lesson learned from this thread: if you know a car salesman who is an enthusiast, make a point to deal with them instead of someone who's just there for a paycheque.
/shameless self-advertisment. :D
Iceman-19
01-05-2010, 03:52 PM
I didnt know you worked there until we left and 1990TSI told me he saw your photo on the wall. I was trying to enquire about when the 2011 Mustang GT would be available, and ideas on pricing.
ilvtofu
01-05-2010, 04:15 PM
lol i remember going to cowell with my cousin to check out the GTI (as he was considering the GTI a while ago). he told the sales that he was deciding between a GTI, IS250, and RX8...the sales actually told him that he himself was so confident with the GTI's ability that he told my cousin to leave, test drive the other two cars before coming back...
we left alright...never went back...cousin ended up with a RX8 haha
(ps. if ur considering gencoup, highly recommend openroad hyundai. dropped over with a friend (mind u we are both 17 year olds) and received excellent service from both the older asian guys and the young white guy)
+1 for openroad hyundai sales, guy offered me 4k off the gen coupe right away for a 2.0T, went back 3 weeks later no more discount, all the manual 2.0Ts were sold... But still :thumbsup: to their friendliness
TheSalesman
01-05-2010, 04:58 PM
lesson learned from this thread: if you know a car salesman who is an enthusiast, make a point to deal with them instead of someone who's just there for a paycheque.
/shameless self-advertisment. :D
:werd:
Evolutionian
01-06-2010, 04:49 PM
I walked in, was actually acknowledged by a sales guy, but alas, he seems like hes a salesfail. I asked him about the Evos, as I know NOTHING about them, and I havent even sat in, let alone driven a base model Lancer. He gave me pricing on the different models of Evos, and I asked if they had any on the lot. He asked this broad that worked there, and she says "Oh, we are getting them on an order sold basis, so we order one when you buy it." I laughed out loud, and said, "Im not paying $40,000 for a car and not driving it first", and walked out of there laughing.
Hey man, to clear this up a bit, im a sales at the Mitsu that you visited, and i was actually there when you left the place. First off, the guy you spoke to was new, so saying he is a sales fail, its not so nice, he used to work for hyundai and was top sales, and he knows his Genesis etc. just getting use to the job as of now. As for the Evos, we dont stock them anymore due to the amount of tire kickers we get, generally Managers at Subaru and Mitsubishi dont give out test drives on the Evos and Stis, i think it makes sense to not let people test drive them, since nobody wants to buy a test driven Evo, and we had no ralliarts on the lot, but we were more than happy to let you drive the Lancer line up, but you simply left the saying "oh i wont buy a 40,000 dollar car without test driving it", im a car lover, and i know my cars, especially the Lancer GTS, Ralliarts, and Evos, i woulda been very happy to help you out but like i said, even if i had an Evo on the lot, and you need to put refundable deposit down for test driving, would you do it?
Rich Sandor
01-06-2010, 05:06 PM
What the hell is the point of a refundable deposit? Anyone would put a deposit down if they know they will get it back no matter what.. it's stupid and pointless.
My dealership ONLY takes deposits that are non-refundable, for vehicles that the customer is committed to buying, and they just need time to get their schedule sorted out before picking up the car.
We never take refundable deposits for a customer while they are 'making up their mind' , because it's not fair to the dealer or other customers who are looking at the same car. I wish all dealers were like that, it would make life a lot easier for everyone!
Rich Sandor
01-06-2010, 05:10 PM
and while i'm on a mini-rant.. it's salesman, or saleswoman, or salesperson! There is no such thing as a 'sales'.
Evolutionian
01-06-2010, 05:28 PM
What the hell is the point of a refundable deposit? Anyone would put a deposit down if they know they will get it back no matter what.. it's stupid and pointless.
My dealership ONLY takes deposits that are non-refundable, for vehicles that the customer is committed to buying, and they just need time to get their schedule sorted out before picking up the car.
We never take refundable deposits for a customer while they are 'making up their mind' , because it's not fair to the dealer or other customers who are looking at the same car. I wish all dealers were like that, it would make life a lot easier for everyone!
its not up to me to decide the part with deposits, just saying, we didnt have the car on the lot, my manager wont keep one in stock since we wont give out test drives on them anyways, so might as well order brand new ones for customers that wishes to buy them and know what they're capable of doing.
Westcoast67
01-06-2010, 10:28 PM
I think it depends how you approach the dealership and how you present yourself in the dealership. I've never got snubbed anywhere I've gone. I testdrove a new M3, SC430, G37, XLR, Corvette, etc when I was 20...just walking into the dealership asking questions.
Iceman-19
01-07-2010, 05:16 AM
Hey man, to clear this up a bit, im a sales at the Mitsu that you visited, and i was actually there when you left the place. First off, the guy you spoke to was new, so saying he is a sales fail, its not so nice, he used to work for hyundai and was top sales, and he knows his Genesis etc. just getting use to the job as of now. As for the Evos, we dont stock them anymore due to the amount of tire kickers we get, generally Managers at Subaru and Mitsubishi dont give out test drives on the Evos and Stis, i think it makes sense to not let people test drive them, since nobody wants to buy a test driven Evo, and we had no ralliarts on the lot, but we were more than happy to let you drive the Lancer line up, but you simply left the saying "oh i wont buy a 40,000 dollar car without test driving it", im a car lover, and i know my cars, especially the Lancer GTS, Ralliarts, and Evos, i woulda been very happy to help you out but like i said, even if i had an Evo on the lot, and you need to put refundable deposit down for test driving, would you do it?
You didnt talk to me, did you? Noob-o-matic did. If he was new and didnt know he should have said so. I have worked in sales selling motorcycles, I was new too, and I would admit that, but then find out the answer. You are goddamn right I wouldnt commit to buying a car without test driving it. I was never asked for a deposit before testing the Genesis. Maybe you need to learn to not pre-judge people, just because I dont come with with some blonde bimbo on my arm carrying a $5k purse and wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt doesn't mean I am a tire kicker. I have never driven a Lancer, and since I am NOT interested in a base model Lancer, why the FUCK would I want to test drive one? I can afford an EVO, hence asking about them. Head out of ass plz, thx.
Iceman-19
01-07-2010, 05:18 AM
I think it depends how you approach the dealership and how you present yourself in the dealership. I've never got snubbed anywhere I've gone. I testdrove a new M3, SC430, G37, XLR, Corvette, etc when I was 20...just walking into the dealership asking questions.
Fuck presenting myself. I am a potential customer, and I should be treated as such. If they want to just feed me BS lines like that, then I will do exactly what I did, leave. I have no idea if I would have liked the Lancer, maybe I would have hated it, maybe I would have loved it. I will never know.
!Yaminashi
01-07-2010, 08:50 AM
Buying a car without test driving it first is like....is like....
Fuck its too early, someone fill in the blank
Rich Sandor
01-07-2010, 11:11 AM
For 99% of people, and 99% of cars, a test drive is a MUST before the sale. Only on very very rare occasions do we sell a car or truck without a test drive, and it's usually because it's a fleet truck for a boss's worker, or something like that.
There ARE certain 'very high end' luxury vehicles that DO NOT get taken on test drives, for several reasons: super-high-performance supercars are too risky (RWD, too much power) and if there is a scratch or damage, it makes it impossible to sell the car thereafter, and nearly as impossible to hold the responsible party financialy accountable. It's just not worth the risk. If you have enough money to buy a Lambo or Ferrari, odds are you will do so without actually driving one yourself, unless you currently own one and the dealer knows you very well. That's just the way it is for certain cars... but NOT for subarus and mitsubishis.
I *can* however understand the rationale behind not stocking certain cars or trucks, if they don't sell well, and in that case it makes it difficult for the customer to drive one.. That can also happen if the car or truck is really popular, or if production is down and demand is up. There are so many combinations of colors and options, that it's impossible to have one of each example on the lot at all times. Most people understand that.
!Aznboi128
01-07-2010, 11:20 AM
Buying a car without test driving it first is like....is like....
Fuck its too early, someone fill in the blank
a dumb fuck
Mugen EvOlutioN
01-07-2010, 11:23 AM
Buying a car without test driving it first is like....is like....
Fuck its too early, someone fill in the blank
is like fucking a whore without seening its face because it was paper bagged, than after u cum u opened it and its like HOLLY SHIT i want my money back bitch.
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