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01-23-2010, 01:55 AM
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#1 | | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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| Heidi Montag's (from MTV's The Hills) $2 million dollar album is an epic fail...
LOL....wow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFrkwV5N4i0   Quote:
This week, we've learned one of life's most difficult lessons to digest. Sometimes despite your best efforts, you are shunned, doubted, or even worse, unable to sell even a measly 1,000 albums over the course of a week.
Oh dear Heidi Montag... Whoever is standing next to her, please let her rest her pretty, new little head on your shoulder. Wrap your arms around her. Tell her that it's going to be all right.
On the heels of revealing her extreme makeover that included some 10 procedures, the 23-year-old beauty also released her highly unanticipated album, appropriately titled "Superficial."
The good news is that the album was close to making the top 40, but missed it by just one position. The bad news is that the reality drama queen's No. 41debut is not on the top albums chart, Billboard 200, but on the Heatseekers Albums chart. The Heatseekers chart comprises new artists who have never impacted the top albums chart.
Despite spending nearly $2 million of her own money to record "Superficial," the album only sold 658 copies during its first week on sale.
Maybe Montag had a premonition that this album was going tank. It's plausible that her new look would give her an opportunity to distance herself from the project and to start anew.
Hopefully, she'll interpret the lack of sales to mean that people don't take her seriously as a recording artist, and she will make better investments in the future.
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01-23-2010, 02:07 AM
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was reading about this in the sun and i thought she said she thought she was gonna make all her money back from record breaking sales? hmm, well either way she still sucks balls.
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01-23-2010, 02:10 AM
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Whole story is a work, IMO
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01-23-2010, 08:58 AM
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Atleast it did better than K-fed's album lol
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01-23-2010, 09:19 AM
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what a joke
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01-23-2010, 09:42 AM
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better than paris hilton's singing, lol, pretty good beat
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01-23-2010, 09:55 AM
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Like my buddy said:
"More people saw me burp on Youtube than bought that album"
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01-23-2010, 10:29 AM
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and she was hotter before the surgery
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01-23-2010, 10:59 AM
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sounds like shit.
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01-23-2010, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by miss_crayon  was reading about this in the sun and i thought she said she thought she was gonna make all her money back from record breaking sales? hmm, well either way she still sucks balls. | Quote: |
Montag stated that the album cost almost $2 million of her own funds to record. She compared it to the cost of making a Britney Spears album. Montag was confident that the expenses would be covered within the first week of sales. However, due to the low sales, it failed to reach the cost amount.
| Expectations were a little high.. Oh wait, unrealistic.
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01-23-2010, 11:44 AM
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#11 | | what manner of phaggotry is this
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saw a clip from an interview on ET or E! or one of those horse piss shows.
the interviewer asked her to just sing a little somethin
she said "no sorry i cant. i've had alot of work done recently and my face is really fragile right now" 
that, and she looked like a greasy grocery bag full of oatmeal wearing a wig.
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01-23-2010, 12:33 PM
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lol epic fail.
shes one of those rich blonde whores who thinks everyone is gunna like her, not the case hoe ass bitch.
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Originally Posted by RRxtar saw a clip from an interview on ET or E! or one of those horse piss shows.
the interviewer asked her to just sing a little somethin
she said "no sorry i cant. i've had alot of work done recently and my face is really fragile right now"
that, and she looked like a greasy grocery bag full of oatmeal wearing a wig. | yeah i saw that also
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01-23-2010, 01:23 PM
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#14 | | what manner of phaggotry is this
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i almost feel bad for her
i think someone forgot to tell her britney spears doesnt make money from selling albums, she makes money from touring and doing shows. you can bet heidi isnt going to be doing any shows because she cant fuckin sing or perform, its all just a creation.
shes a perfect example of how being famous can completely ruin your life.
the sad thing is, if she doesnt go tara reid in the next year, she will be completely forgotten and have nothing left but a whole wack of mental problems, and a michelin tire for a face.
i cant believe theres no one around her to tell her shes retarded.
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I want to rip my fucking ears off after living to that shit.
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01-23-2010, 03:16 PM
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#16 | | RS controls my life!
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01-23-2010, 03:52 PM
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Why on earth did she think anyone would want to buy her album?
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01-23-2010, 04:51 PM
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#18 | | I don't get it
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lmfao. Thats fucking hilarious! shes not even a good singer haha i feel sorry for those who worked with her on the album, waste of time and breath Posted via RS Mobile | |
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01-23-2010, 04:54 PM
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#19 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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she told us to call her a bitch in her song
bitch
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01-23-2010, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by miss_crayon was reading about this in the sun and i thought she said she thought she was gonna make all her money back from record breaking sales? hmm, well either way she still sucks balls. | But but.. she already sucks balls 
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01-23-2010, 05:08 PM
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01-23-2010, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by RRxtar i almost feel bad for her
i think someone forgot to tell her britney spears doesnt make money from selling albums, she makes money from touring and doing shows. you can bet heidi isnt going to be doing any shows because she cant fuckin sing or perform, its all just a creation.
shes a perfect example of how being famous can completely ruin your life.
the sad thing is, if she doesnt go tara reid in the next year, she will be completely forgotten and have nothing left but a whole wack of mental problems, and a michelin tire for a face.
i cant believe theres no one around her to tell her shes retarded. |
She'll probably venture into porn next. Heidi Montag on Bangbros in 2011.
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01-23-2010, 06:25 PM
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#23 | | bye bye REVscene
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wonder how long until a sex tape is "leaked"
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01-23-2010, 10:06 PM
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Wow, her album title couldn't be any more fitting...!
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01-23-2010, 11:12 PM
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#25 | | y'all better put some respeck on my name
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So I downloaded the album and half the songs sound and can pass for the crap you would hear on a album from Britney, Lady Gaga, etc but overall the album is awful.
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