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what would you do if you are stuck in the haiti earthquake
hirevtuner
02-01-2010, 09:38 PM
this is just a theoretical question that I asked a couple friends:
suppose you were one of the unlucky ones stuck under the rubble when the earthquake happened and you have no food no water no one to hear you for days until rescue comes, would you drink ur own piss to stay alive or would u just die?
when rescue does come and they question you on how you survive with no food or water, what would you say?
for me, i would choose to die instead of drinking my own piss, but my friends had very interesting responses
tonyvu
02-01-2010, 09:45 PM
i'll have that iphone app to keep me alive
raygunpk
02-01-2010, 09:46 PM
eat the flesh of the dead bodies and drink their blood.
LenovoTurbo
02-01-2010, 09:47 PM
Eat insects and stuff which may be there. Eat, drink whatever you can and hope you can survive until the rescuers find you.
orange7
02-01-2010, 09:48 PM
become the king until I see another life form
jlo mein
02-01-2010, 09:51 PM
In my daily carry bag I have 500mL of water, a granola bar, flashlight, batteries, multitool, small first aid kit, and lighter. I'd hope that I could ration everything to last as long as possible. After reading about the Haiti quake I'm going to add a Fox40 whistle. It takes a lot of effort and energy to shout for help through a pile of rubble, and when help is finally nearby you may be too weak to talk. A whistle requires very little air to function and can be extremely loud.
http://www.countycomm.com/fox40large.jpg
raygunpk
02-01-2010, 10:47 PM
In my daily carry bag I have 500mL of water, a granola bar, fleshlight, batteries, multitool, small first aid kit, and lighter. I'd hope that I could ration everything to last as long as possible. After reading about the Haiti quake I'm going to add a Fox40 whistle. It takes a lot of effort and energy to shout for help through a pile of rubble, and when help is finally nearby you may be too weak to talk. A whistle requires very little air to function and can be extremely loud.
fixed
StaxBundlez
02-01-2010, 10:51 PM
probably get really angry.
http://www.theamazingdump.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/hulk-smash.jpg
Gh0stRider
02-01-2010, 10:52 PM
^^^ haha. Emergency fleshlight
penner2k
02-01-2010, 10:58 PM
Honestly I'd try to figure out a way to kill myself. I'd rather get it over fast instead of slowly dying. The worst part is that a day would seem like a week and you would most likely survive for at least 3 days.
azzurro32
02-01-2010, 11:15 PM
Drink my piss eat my jizz for protein
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fishing666
02-02-2010, 02:37 AM
it really depends..i doubt i could think straight if something like that happened
probably go insane and die from fear/anxiety/suicide
would suck if i tried to live by drinking piss and still end up dying
StylinRed
02-02-2010, 02:52 AM
depends if u could move or not, if u couldnt move u have no choice but to wait
maybe u can be lucky like that guy who had a store of food/drinks and just camp it out
but id eat bugs, any water that trickles down, if i can get at my piss.. id try and store it, and drink it over time
because prolonged drinking will cause ur kidneys to fail, as ur not adding water so the percentage of waste increases
scottsman
02-02-2010, 03:09 AM
for me, i would choose to die instead of drinking my own piss, but my friends had very interesting responses
So you would rather die than drink urine......... FAIL.
StylinRed
02-02-2010, 03:17 AM
http://www.countycomm.com/fox40large.jpg
http://image.www.rakuten.co.jp/sunbenry/img10262906553.jpeg
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Vansterdam
02-02-2010, 06:19 AM
^ i gota get down on one of those
johny
02-02-2010, 08:59 AM
If I lived in haiti. I'd just die. what's the point of living in that shit hole?
wack off n pass out... drink piss.... Maybe... Eating my own shit? Hell yahhh! :haha:
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shenmecar
02-02-2010, 10:49 AM
Invent a physics phenomenon.
TheKingdom2000
02-02-2010, 10:53 AM
so in the off chance that drinking your piss will help you survive.. you'd rather die?
you my friend are retarded...
your life isn't worth drinking some salty water? ffs
I would do anything to survive, even if I have to consume some nasty shit like urine and semen.
RRxtar
02-02-2010, 11:19 AM
the UFC LHW champ drinks his own piss because he likes it, and you wouldnt do it because you'd die if you didnt?
q0192837465
02-02-2010, 03:54 PM
People are so spoiled that they'd rather die than to "dirty" themselves. Its kinda sad
Vansterdam
02-02-2010, 04:11 PM
wack off n pass out... drink piss.... Maybe... Eating my own shit? Hell yahhh! :haha:
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semen has alot of protein to :lol
course you prob waste a hella alot energy jerking off... at least it'll prob keep you warm :thumbsup::haha::haha:
Ulic Qel-Droma
02-02-2010, 04:21 PM
lol
would you rather die or drink your own piss? is that the 1 dollar question in the million dollar game?
give me a break.
m4k4v4li
02-02-2010, 04:36 PM
I think most people would agree with you on that one. I for one would rather die than drink my own piss.
for everyone who says they would rather die... when you are put in those situations your animalistic instincts surface... people underestimate their own will to survive... thats because you are never put in situations where you may die
azzurro32
02-02-2010, 04:39 PM
The real question is...
If there was a hot chick within an arm length reach from you... Would you?
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jeff_alexander
02-02-2010, 05:03 PM
Necrophilia
jello24
02-02-2010, 05:05 PM
can't drink my own piss... piss is salty according to numerous survival guides, and that will speed up your dehydration.
Thankfully, im above average weight for my height and can survive with my body eating the stored fat, probably for a week, maybe two. the only time a human will be thankful he's chubby.
Just remember to sleep, cause you won't last long without it.
Vansterdam
02-02-2010, 06:14 PM
i beleive the first piss of the day is the most cleanest something to do with electrolytes or some shit like that.. lyoto machida drank his own piss so it aint gotta be that bad lol
azzurro32
02-02-2010, 07:57 PM
^ Is she still alive?
Yes. But barely and not for long.
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Yes. But barely and not for long.
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Well then obviously I'd pump her full of magical life giving juice.:haha::haha::haha:
penner2k
02-02-2010, 08:30 PM
i beleive the first piss of the day is the most cleanest something to do with electrolytes or some shit like that.. lyoto machida drank his own piss so it aint gotta be that bad lol
I doubt that. If you havent been drinking water all night its all the shit your body has been flushing out for the 6-8 hours you have been sleeping.
I'd guess the last piss of the day would be the cleanest since as long as you are drinking a steady supply of water throughout the day you are the most hydrated.
C.Dub
02-02-2010, 08:42 PM
i will lie cheat and steal!
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Mugen EvOlutioN
02-02-2010, 09:22 PM
kill myself before mother nature can
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