[jerche]

http://www.shanghaidaily.com/sp/article/2010/201001/20100127/article_427045.htm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1246417/Chinese-woman-undergo-extensive-surgery-look-like-actress-Jessica-Alba--win-ex-boyfriend.html

http://shanghaiist.com/attachments/CaryHooper/xiaoqing%20jessica%20alba.jpg

Here are the cole notes for anyone that's too lazy to read:


The woman met her ex-boyfriend, seven years older than her, a year ago.

The man was a huge fan of Alba, with photos of the star at his home and even on his mobile phone.

The man demanded Xiaoqing wear makeup as Alba does, even during her sleep, though it harmed her skin.

Her Christmas gift last year was an Alba-styled blond wig and he asked her to wear it all day long from then on.

Wearing dense makeup and the wig, she was laughed at by passers-by when hanging out with the man on the weekend following Christmas.

She threw the wig and the fake eyelashes on the ground and proposed a breakup, which the man immediately accepted without hesitation.

Because of her obsession, she is planning to have a surgery to make her look like Jessica Alba to win back her boyfriend.

[AccordCouped]

wtf man she look nothin like her

[NJMR]

wow, wonder what jessica would say about this.. i dont wanna wake her up though its late.

[Culture_Vulture]

^
http://www.dahmus.org/blogimg/fry-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

[HollyZ32]

Wow both guy and girl are nut jobs
give it a few months when we see on TMZ and stuff that alba is scared for her life of her new crazy stalkers

[InvisibleSoul]

Newsflash for her: You ain't white.

[TOS'd]

^ Didn't stop MJ.


wow, wonder what jessica would say about this.. i dont wanna wake her up though its late.

Yea, she wouldn't want you to call her cell now. She's sleeping next to me.

[tonyvu]

wow, i got nothing to say to that...just a big wtf face is what i get from reading this

[jeff_alexander]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/74/Lol_wut_completely.jpg

[StylinRed]

Newsflash for her: You ain't white.

neither is Alba her dads mexican

[buddy]

The man was a huge fan of Alba, with photos of the star at his home and even on his mobile phone.



how old is this guy? 14?

[Greenstoner]

Counterfeit Jessica Alba in China ?

[Presto]

Psycho girls!!
I enjoyed reading the part about her throwing a fit, threatening to break up, and he just agrees to break up

[TRD Rs200]

Counterfeit Jessica Alba in China ?

they can even fake Google, theres nothing they cant fake

[BaoXu]

I thought alba is filipina??

[Gumby]

how old is this guy? 14?
If he's 14, that means she's... 7! :cry:

[Z3guy]

any chick willing to do this has some serious self esteem issues......I bet as soon as she get the comestic surgery done to look like Jessica Alba, he will be really into Blake Lively.....she lets him have the power....dumb girl.....

[Mr.HappySilp]

She doesn't look that bad from the pics @@

[fliptuner]

neither is Alba her dads mexican

Damn, too late. :thumbsup:

[azzurro32]

In the bf's defense, she does look better with the wig.
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[umpadupa]

wow.. so desperate...

[CRS]

In the bf's defense, she does look better with the wig.
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:lol

I would have to agree.

[Grandmaster TSE]

In the bf's defense, she does look better with the wig.
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and with the makeup

[slammer111]

Only in Shanghai..

[AzNightmare]

Why would anyone laugh at her? she looks better with the wig. lol

[q0192837465]

man, i wish I have this kind of power over my gf

[fliptuner]

man, i wish I have this kind of power over my gf

Really? I'm glad my GF has the ability to think for herself. Otherwise, I'd just go get a hooker and a maid - much cheaper.

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

WAT THE FUCK!!! seriously??? there are some really dumb fucks out there in this world

[buddy]

^ and I am grateful

[Qmx323]

yeah im glad are jerkoffs/douches/dumbass guys out there

cuz then the chicks totally flock to the good guys.




not

[FI-Z33]

i agree she looks better with the make up, but that doesnt mean she looks ugly without it
the guy is so shallow and that just proves to her that he doesnt even like her...how does he even "treat her like family"...
yea maybe he'll treat her like family, but its only because he thinks of you as jessica alba
she should learn to love herself and think of herself more..i hope she actually thinks about this and not actually get the surgery js for the heck of it

[InvisibleSoul]

neither is Alba her dads mexican

I looked up her ethnicity before posting that.

From her Wikipedia page:

Her mother is of Danish and French Canadian descent and her father is Mexican American, though both of his parents were born in California[10][11] (on the December 1, 2009 episode of Lopez Tonight, George Lopez announced that a DNA test showed Alba to be 87% European and 13% Indigenous American).

That's white enough.

[shenmecar]

My version of Coles Notes:

The boyfriend has an unhealthy obsession with Jessica Alba.

The girlfriend has an unhealthy obsession with the boyfriend.

[LexiSauce]

lol i want before and after pics

[!Tigger]

ahahha who wouldnt?

[124Y]

Damn... imagine the b/f starts a new hype on another female celebrity... what will the g/f have to go through by then?

[StaxBundlez]

http://images.whatport80.com/images/thumb/1/11/I%27d_hit_it_dog.jpg/400px-I%27d_hit_it_dog.jpg

[acyx]

wow.. thats so sad.. guy is fucked up -.-
so is she though.. why would she agree to that in the first place:S

[.Renn.Sport]

she better learn to speak fluent english too

[ch0pstix]

she changed, but dosent look like Alba LOL

[StealthFighter]

dumb cunt.

[ae101]

OMG this is a perfect way for alba to make money, by sue the ass out of this girl if she every steals her spot light in china

plus im wondering if this girl has ever had sex with her bf, cuz it sounds like her bf just fap to jessica alba 24/7 & plus how did they fall in love anyways, cuz all he cares about is jessica alba while for the girl i think she must have been despite

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

dumb cunt.

+1

[Orion]

huh... i want to see her bod... i mean cuz alba's not just all face and hair

[NSX]

In for the after pics.