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blankdisk
02-03-2010, 01:29 PM
Miley's 9-year-old sister launching a lingerie line for kids
Seems like every time we hear about Noah Cyrus she's doing something totally innapropriate for her age.
Whether it's dressing like a dominatrix for Halloween, skipping around a pole-dancing pole or performing the totally un-PG hits 'Smack That' and 'Tik Tok', we suspect this nine-year-old could easily notch up more scandals than her big sis by the time she hits her teens.
Noah at two Halloween parties last year.
The latest news that's got us scratching our heads and wondering, yet again, 'what were her parents thinking?' ...little Noah is set to become a lingerie model.
She'll be teaming up with her pint-sized best friend Emily Grace to launch a children's lingerie collection for 'Ohh! La, La! Couture'.
Left: Pole dancing with her little friends last year. Right: With her best friend Emily Grace.
The company's website describes The Emily Grace Collection as having a “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, reminiscent of Emily’s true personality. She is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers to create versatile styles that can be worn with sweet ballerina slippers, funky sneakers or paired with lace stockings and boots for more of a rock and roll look. Emily’s collection will appeal not just to little girls - the line also has an exclusive Teen Collection available to a size 14."
Here's a clip of this poor Emily Grace kid dressed up in a pair of fishnets and chatting about her underwear line with Miley and Noah...
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=585857&showcomments=true&rss=yes
the kid looks like a crack ass lol
raygunpk
02-03-2010, 01:33 PM
wtf 9 years old?
TOO OLD!
skyxx
02-03-2010, 01:35 PM
The fuck....
LenovoTurbo
02-03-2010, 01:37 PM
Looks like a crack whore for halloween.
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/blog161009_noah.jpg
!Yaminashi
02-03-2010, 01:40 PM
Lingerie for kids? What the fuck?
murd0c
02-03-2010, 01:42 PM
That's fucked, give her a broom and a flying monkey that looks like more her style.
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jeff_alexander
02-03-2010, 01:44 PM
Too old.
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!Aznboi128
02-03-2010, 01:46 PM
that's not Lingerie
looks more like dress up party
fishing666
02-03-2010, 01:54 PM
ya it's not lingerie..it has to be smaller, more sleek, and much much TIGHTER
Fuck...even this thing looks better than her:
http://www.awn.com/files/imagepicker/1/gollum03_Gollum_goodRen.jpg
Grandmaster TSE
02-03-2010, 02:00 PM
what the fuck happened there, super mongoloid
pure.life
02-03-2010, 02:17 PM
look at that fat!
Inaii
02-03-2010, 02:22 PM
Whoa, she obviously got hit with daddy's looks... yuck.
TheKingdom2000
02-03-2010, 03:02 PM
that is effing gross.
1exotic
02-03-2010, 03:18 PM
I bet she already lost her virginity by a 40 year old, 5'5, 300 pound guy.
/fail.
RevYouUp
02-03-2010, 03:41 PM
holy crap she looks like a witch...:cry:
FI-Z33
02-03-2010, 06:21 PM
this is SO wrong
i wonder if she actually know what "lingerie" is since i doubt she's ever worn a bra before..atleast not yet? :S
alex.w *//
02-03-2010, 06:33 PM
seriously
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/blog161009_noah.jpg
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie038.jpg
xnguyen
02-03-2010, 06:37 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
BEWARE
this is SO wrong
i wonder if she actually know what "lingerie" is since i doubt she's ever worn a bra before..atleast not yet? :S
+ 1
She doesn't know what the purposes of lingerie is lol! Anyways what is she trying to say? That kids can do +18 shit?! But thanks to the LG/LB's kids are now getting all the information about sex, drugs, skipping school and whatever... :eek::mad:
hotjoint
02-03-2010, 06:39 PM
what the mother...
The_AK
02-03-2010, 06:59 PM
do not want
http://www.magazine.ucla.edu/depts/quicktakes/evolutionary-disgust.jpg
FI-Z33
02-03-2010, 07:04 PM
^^^she prob just thinks that lingerie is just clothes with little coverage
it's kinda disturbing to see kids nowadays wear loads of make up (super dramatic) just to go to school..they wake up 2 hours prior heading out to school just to do make up..prob not even..i've seen alot of girls (especially grade8s) when i was in highschool, they'd go to school early with absolutely NO make up on, and they'd hide in the washroom for an hour and come out with a totally difference face, its scary
shenmecar
02-03-2010, 07:09 PM
You know what the sad thing is right?
That this lingerie for kids WILL sell.
PavelGTR
02-03-2010, 07:15 PM
seriously
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/blog161009_noah.jpg
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie038.jpg
MY HEAD IS FULL OF FUCK
Armind
02-03-2010, 07:17 PM
holy crap she looks like a witch...:cry:
+1
The_AK
02-03-2010, 07:20 PM
i wonder if she knows what a cock looks like
Vansterdam
02-03-2010, 07:44 PM
TOO OLD. :lol
JSALES
02-03-2010, 07:55 PM
gross
bartone
02-03-2010, 08:04 PM
Looks like a crack whore for halloween.
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/blog161009_noah.jpg
http://trolldollsfanlisting.webs.com/Wizard_troll_doll-low_res.jpg
I think there is a resemblance
Shead
02-03-2010, 08:11 PM
looks 100% like integra chick
GabAlmighty
02-03-2010, 09:13 PM
So wrong, on so many levels..
Qmx323
02-03-2010, 09:19 PM
pedobear just came
SMDBICH
02-03-2010, 09:19 PM
Future lindsay lohan or all those other fuckups
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roastpuff
02-03-2010, 09:22 PM
What kind of name for a girl is Noah. Isn't that a guy's name?
Considering her sister is named Miley... it's not too surprising I guess.
3seriesBeeM
02-03-2010, 09:34 PM
Who in their right mind would let a kid that age buy lingerie that is just messed up. I dont know whats going on the more generations that go by the kids keep getting worse. when I was 9 years old girls still had cooties. now they are out giving bj's and losing there v-card by 11.
b0unce. [?]
02-03-2010, 10:14 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/ncgx9k.png
hung_low
02-03-2010, 10:23 PM
looks like her
http://www.sideshowtoy.com/mas_assets/jpg/4612_press01-001.jpg
AVS_Racing
02-03-2010, 11:12 PM
awwww fuck, soon we will see fat over weight american youngings wearing this shit
xnguyen
02-03-2010, 11:18 PM
awwww fuck, soon we will see fat over weight american youngings wearing this shit
We won't. That's why we live in Canada. :haha:
LexiSauce
02-04-2010, 12:00 AM
zomg who the hell let them launch this anyway =.=
StylinRed
02-04-2010, 12:35 AM
Ok.... uh.. WHY ARE SO MANY OF YOU DISCUSSING HER LOOKS ????
SHE's 9!!
I think our pedobear jokes have weeded out the actual pedophiles on this board... like wtf??
And whoever is backing this so called Lingerie line needs to go to hell
and Billy Ray Cyrus and his Wife need to stop exploiting their kids.... damn trailer trash
The_AK
02-04-2010, 12:42 AM
awwww fuck, soon we will see fat over weight american youngings wearing this shit
too soon, junior,
they're already lining up for it
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5L213Ip_Dg4/SLFjS7uUlDI/AAAAAAAABEU/JCxDIdaPYu8/s400/amy+fat+camp.jpg
xnguyen
02-04-2010, 08:16 AM
Ok.... uh.. WHY ARE SO MANY OF YOU DISCUSSING HER LOOKS ????
SHE's 9!!
I think our pedobear jokes have weeded out the actual pedophiles on this board... like wtf??
And whoever is backing this so called Lingerie line needs to go to hell
and Billy Ray Cyrus and his Wife need to stop exploiting their kids.... damn trailer trash
The people backing up her Lingerie Line haven't thought of the negative consequences (x-cons would definitely love the idea..). I just hope her business drops before we all have kids!
Mugen EvOlutioN
02-04-2010, 10:11 AM
wtf..... why would kids need to wear lingerie
talentoverrated
02-04-2010, 10:37 AM
WTF??? :cry:
StylinRed
02-04-2010, 01:04 PM
wtf..... why would kids need to wear lingerie
i remember a news report like last year or something where they were saying that lingerie companies were plotting ways to entice young girls to get into lingerie, as it was a huge untapped market etc
-_- something about Britneys sister was going to be their first tool etc
fliptuner
02-05-2010, 03:56 AM
http://www.movietrailers.net.au/images/the-orphan-poster1.jpg
Presto
02-05-2010, 06:45 AM
Noah looks like a rejected zombie model for Left 4 Dead. She'd probably make a good special that I'd want to shotgun in the face.
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