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Tim Budong
02-04-2010, 09:19 PM
YouTube- 英變態男專向女生射精液
ewwww
Mugen EvOlutioN
02-04-2010, 09:29 PM
:thumbsup: cool
Durrann
02-04-2010, 09:31 PM
how the fuk he get animal semen
he had a jerkfest or someshit?
DC2aDDicT
02-04-2010, 09:41 PM
lmao and he does it with bare hands?
raygunpk
02-04-2010, 09:42 PM
needs super soaker for accuracy +5
hotong
02-04-2010, 09:42 PM
wtf?
skyxx
02-04-2010, 10:12 PM
NICE!!!!
fishing666
02-04-2010, 10:24 PM
I guess he got caught without using his own semen. Even if it was the culprit's semen, it'd be too hard to compare semen of suspects if they can get semen off suspects. I think the culprit was more worried about crazy women using the semen to make babies since sperm does live for a few days.
The guy is a jokster..a prankster.
Manic!
02-05-2010, 01:38 AM
how the fuk he get animal semen
he had a jerkfest or someshit?
He plays red rocket
http://www.mizozo.com/images/item_images/3000/2754_gallery.jpg
TRD Rs200
02-05-2010, 03:12 AM
Ew wtf?
Posted via RS Mobile (http://www.revscene.net/forums/announcement.php?a=228)
Vansterdam
02-05-2010, 06:23 AM
WTF
Tim Budong
02-05-2010, 07:01 AM
YouTube- 朋友被毆$署求救 女$叫打999
raygunpk
02-05-2010, 07:05 AM
CJ!
gearshifter
02-05-2010, 07:11 AM
LOL black guy!
Those animations are good stuff!
gearshifter
02-05-2010, 07:13 AM
How did he get animal semen??? =/
sonick
02-05-2010, 07:20 AM
YouTube- Harold and Kumar - Drive Through. funny lololol
.Renn.Sport
02-05-2010, 07:22 AM
YouTube- 太$爺涉持刀劫妓女
xnguyen
02-05-2010, 07:34 AM
my god.. what's a black man doing in china?
Vansterdam
02-05-2010, 07:35 AM
haha wtf
Shead
02-05-2010, 07:43 AM
^probably looking for sex 141
Shead
02-05-2010, 07:44 AM
wtf is the point of spreading animal seman on ppls clothes?
talentoverrated
02-05-2010, 07:47 AM
my god.. what's a black man doing in china?
Why are Vietnamese people in Canada? LOL.
Hong Kong is an international metropolis of people. I think the man from Fiji can speak Cantonese as well (I think he was screaming "don't don't")
TypeRNammer
02-05-2010, 07:52 AM
my god.. what's a black man doing in china?
http://www.topnews.in/files/KFC.JPG
tool001
02-05-2010, 08:00 AM
whats she saying at .41 (something something hahaha )
CP.AR
02-05-2010, 08:04 AM
I hate how apple daily reports the news story like it was a little kid's picture book
Greenstoner
02-05-2010, 08:38 AM
hahaha... crazy people
Greenstoner
02-05-2010, 08:41 AM
weird fetish
Greenstoner
02-05-2010, 08:44 AM
poor old man
hal0g0dv2
02-05-2010, 09:07 AM
what a dumb ass
Oh, I never knew Chris Brown knew how to speak chinese....
So that's where he went...
Amped
02-05-2010, 09:36 AM
I hate how apple daily reports the news story like it was a little kid's picture book
+1
Especially the part about the fake teeth coming out.
Qmx323
02-05-2010, 09:41 AM
he was drunk and probably those old dudes muttered some racist shit to him
or he was just trying to be CJ
that re-enactment looked like a cutscene from GTA:SA
AzNightmare
02-05-2010, 09:41 AM
someone translate this
Qmx323
02-05-2010, 09:42 AM
he brought LUBE?
they have that shit in the drawers what a dumb ass
AzNightmare
02-05-2010, 09:44 AM
this is nasty... and he just uses his bare hands too...
Mugen EvOlutioN
02-05-2010, 09:45 AM
he came prepared lol
Mr.Jay
02-05-2010, 09:46 AM
haha made me laugh
love the reenactments
Gary Oak
02-05-2010, 10:45 AM
soo much apple daily recently aaahahhaha
hirevtuner
02-05-2010, 10:59 AM
gotta love the animation
crazyazn
02-05-2010, 11:00 AM
"chu lai a" lololol
hahahaha wtf he got owned by 5 bitches hahaha:lol
q0192837465
02-05-2010, 02:41 PM
lol, Hyde is trying to get back at XL for the other apply comics
I wonder if he'll get a fivesome if he asked nicely
MelonBoy
02-05-2010, 02:46 PM
someone translate this
Prostitute was chilling with her friends, when the guy(robber) knocked on the door. ( At this point she was probably expecting him to be a customer)
Prostitutes friends didnt have time to leave so they hid, guy tries to rob the prostitute and she screams help, swarm of prostitutes come out and mawl at the guy... guy gets away but leaves a few things..
The video is actually quite easy to understand.. even if i didnt know canto the pictures/video plays it out quite well haha XD
uuu waaaaaa!!!
dont taze me bro!!!
skyxx
02-05-2010, 02:57 PM
BLACK GHOST!!! BLACK GHOST HIT ME!!!
q0192837465
02-05-2010, 03:05 PM
haahha, i'm really amazed at the amount of Chinese the white guys here on RS know.
it'll be cool if they incorporate something like this in EU
hotong
02-05-2010, 03:07 PM
http://www.topnews.in/files/KFC.JPG
LOL :haha:
E-40six
02-05-2010, 03:10 PM
hahaha the best part is
they said he's dad is wealthy and worth over 10 million
hotong
02-05-2010, 03:11 PM
what a dumb ass
:werd:
AVS_Racing
02-05-2010, 03:58 PM
awww he missed his chance of getting an orgy
AVS_Racing
02-05-2010, 04:01 PM
LOL Black Ghost hitting people
xnguyen
02-05-2010, 04:15 PM
http://www.topnews.in/files/KFC.JPG
LOL now you're making me think about that peter russell joke about KFC and the kid :haha:
Shogun
02-05-2010, 05:19 PM
i'm surprised those china girls werent scared of the knife he was carrying
and wtf was the guy doing with the hair band???
C.Dub
02-05-2010, 05:58 PM
chris brown is on the roll!
murd0c
02-05-2010, 06:03 PM
come on guys this is China get it right!!!!!
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/76/chinaweird013.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/i/chinaweird013.jpg/)
XxFcukxX
02-05-2010, 07:08 PM
LOL HYDE
sxe010
02-05-2010, 08:12 PM
is he yelling "MOOOAAARRRR~~~~" in the beginning?
monkeywrench
02-05-2010, 08:31 PM
MO AH MO AH MO AH
BEEP YOU BEEP YOU!
Vale46Rossi
02-05-2010, 08:41 PM
LOL who changed the name. Ftw
godwin
02-05-2010, 08:46 PM
There are plenty of Africans in HK and southern China. Heck even one of Barack Obama's blood brothers lives in ZhenChen. Bring back old / just out of fashion crap like cell phones (they like buying new Nokias in bulk), CRT TVs etc to sell in Africa is really lucrative (no need for HD), a lot of them make 20k+ USD on each trip.. It might be peanuts in Canadian terms, but if you do that every other month.. it is tons of money in Africa. The problem is you bring in so much goods into an African country (besides your luggage allowance), you also have to grease a lot of palms.
I think if HK people play their cards right, exporting cell phones to Africa is a lot more lucrative than importing/reselling unlocked iphones to China... but the problem is most HK people are very close minded and like to just clamor for the lowest hanging fruit.
Electronic goods from HK.. and White Japanese SUV / trucks from Middle East or SE Asia are huge commodity trades in Africa.
In fact, I will wager if you walk in metropolitan areas of Shanghai, or even out skirts of HK (where rent is cheap), you see more "non chinese" visible minority than you would see in say Aberdeen Center / #3 road Richmond.;)
my god.. what's a black man doing in china?
!Aznboi128
02-05-2010, 08:46 PM
LOL @ KFC
!Aznboi128
02-05-2010, 08:53 PM
rich parent's and still rob people?
TRD Rs200
02-05-2010, 09:09 PM
LOL
.Renn.Sport
02-05-2010, 09:19 PM
There are plenty of Africans in HK and southern China. Heck even one of Barack Obama's blood brothers lives in ZhenChen. Bring back old / just out of fashion crap like cell phones (they like buying new Nokias in bulk), CRT TVs etc to sell in Africa is really lucrative (no need for HD), a lot of them make 20k+ USD on each trip.. It might be peanuts in Canadian terms, but if you do that every other month.. it is tons of money in Africa. The problem is you bring in so much goods into an African country (besides your luggage allowance), you also have to grease a lot of palms.
I think if HK people play their cards right, exporting cell phones to Africa is a lot more lucrative than importing/reselling unlocked iphones to China... but the problem is most HK people are very close minded and like to just clamor for the lowest hanging fruit.
Electronic goods from HK.. and White Japanese SUV / trucks from Middle East or SE Asia are huge commodity trades in Africa.
In fact, I will wager if you walk in metropolitan areas of Shanghai, or even out skirts of HK (where rent is cheap), you see more "non chinese" visible minority than you would see in say Aberdeen Center / #3 road Richmond.;)
where the fuck is ZhenChen?
maxxxboost
02-05-2010, 10:17 PM
i'm surprised those china girls werent scared of the knife he was carrying
and wtf was the guy doing with the hair band???
THey're whores. I bet they have been through worse.
Cosplay, SM, Bondage, Bukakke, What's a knife to them.
lol
Culture_Vulture
02-05-2010, 11:24 PM
I'm sitting here trying to imagine what the white users on RS must think of the influx of Chinese clips.
Must be trippy, I wish I didn't know any Chinese.
!Tigger
02-06-2010, 02:16 AM
they probably stole his chicken..
!Tigger
02-06-2010, 02:18 AM
lol they would see. 1 dude pull out a knife on 5 chicks. and 5 chicks beat up a guy? lol
buddy
02-06-2010, 08:05 AM
awww he missed his chance of getting an orgy
+1
could've been a good beginning of a porno .... lol
.Renn.Sport
02-06-2010, 08:59 AM
hahaha the best part is
they said he's dad is wealthy and worth over 10 million
10m isn't wealthy....
jeff_alexander
02-06-2010, 10:30 AM
Considering this is in Hong Kong
10 million Hong Kong dollars = 1.28689 million U.S. dollars
.Renn.Sport
02-09-2010, 10:34 PM
YouTube- 阿婆晾衫墮樓 壓$坎坷婦
sucks this happen near chinese new years
.Renn.Sport
02-09-2010, 10:35 PM
YouTube- 14$女友面前 少年跳樓$
.Renn.Sport
02-09-2010, 10:38 PM
YouTube- 母掟女落商$後跳樓天網救女命
PiuYi
02-09-2010, 10:39 PM
STOP WITH THE MOTHER FUCKING APPLE DAILIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! diu.
.Renn.Sport
02-09-2010, 10:40 PM
YouTube- 鄰婦身材好 勾起性衝動
skyxx
02-09-2010, 10:40 PM
^What's so bad about it? wtf?
orange7
02-09-2010, 10:42 PM
why do ppl do such stupid things over a small argument?
NO RIP for the dead mother cause she tried to murder her daughter.
skyxx
02-09-2010, 10:43 PM
LOL WOW...sadness./ The Mother's crazy!
orange7
02-09-2010, 10:44 PM
what a way to go...
the chance of that happening was like 1 out of 10 000
AVS_Racing
02-09-2010, 10:45 PM
Wow rip poor guy, that chick must be fucked for life now
orange7
02-09-2010, 10:48 PM
I hope she was hot, otherwise the guy died cause of a ugly chick which would be twice the ownage.
Grandmaster TSE
02-09-2010, 10:48 PM
the mother was stupid to throw her daughter away just cuz of an argument
PiuYi
02-09-2010, 10:48 PM
^What's so bad about it? wtf?
VOT is flooded with them
AVS_Racing
02-09-2010, 10:49 PM
heard this on the news what a shitty way to die rip......
AVS_Racing
02-09-2010, 10:54 PM
LOL another guy stealing underwear ?!?!?
.Renn.Sport
02-09-2010, 10:54 PM
i think there is some guy with a deathnote in hk right now...
there are so many random ppl dying from heart attack out of no where and all these weird deaths going on
http://www.399animeshop.com/anime/images/death-note-book.jpg
tofu1413
02-09-2010, 10:55 PM
we should start an apple daily thread. == go start it renn!
hirevtuner
02-09-2010, 10:56 PM
it's either a fetish or a disease
shawn79
02-09-2010, 10:59 PM
LOL at the scary sound effect when he jumped
bcedhk
02-09-2010, 11:01 PM
pretty common i think for many to have this fetishim.. but ya, many go beyond (breaking it) to do this...
kinda sad.
wow wat are the chances....
!Tigger
02-09-2010, 11:52 PM
holy shit. that sucks. so close to chinese new year too.....
!Tigger
02-09-2010, 11:53 PM
wtf.. hes stupid.
!Tigger
02-09-2010, 11:55 PM
indeed. but more stupid to jump in afterwards...
.Renn.Sport
02-09-2010, 11:57 PM
the daughter will be so fucked up in the future
ppl will ask her, where is ur mother
then she'll answer, she is dead, i failed kindergarden, so she tried to kill me then killed herself
lot of f'd up people in hk :rolleyes:
greendb7
02-10-2010, 12:02 AM
she better have been hot..
DC5-S
02-10-2010, 12:07 AM
hahahahaha
EmperorIS
02-10-2010, 12:10 AM
stop with the jumping buildings news >< its making me all emo
miss_crayon
02-10-2010, 12:13 AM
I don't understand how someone can sacrifice their own life just because they are angry/sad their bf/gf doesn't want to continue on with the relationship.
LsquareD
02-10-2010, 12:20 AM
for a sec.. i thought the building was called "see fut house" :lol
DC5-S
02-10-2010, 12:46 AM
man this appledaily stuff is crazy, can't believe people do shit like this
The7even
02-10-2010, 12:47 AM
I lol'd. He flew funny :lol
The7even
02-10-2010, 12:51 AM
I'm soo happy that the poor innocent kid is alright and nothing happened to her.. as for her mom, I lol'd as her fat ass fell through the net.
The7even
02-10-2010, 12:53 AM
wow that sucks :( Rip to both.
BLUETIGER
02-10-2010, 01:03 AM
watching too much CSI, one starts being suspicious and starts speculating. he was pushed by his gf.. crazy honger bitches
ch0pstix
02-10-2010, 01:07 AM
wtf....
GrapeDrink
02-10-2010, 01:08 AM
the daughter will be so fucked up in the future
ppl will ask her, where is ur mother
then she'll answer, she is dead, i failed kindergarten, so she tried to kill me then killed herself
She actually didn't fail, they were just debating which school she should go to next year ... good thing the kid is alright lol because that is just messed up .. who throws their kid down 7 stories because they can't decide which school she should attend? and LOL@ the mom getting owned by the net hahaha
kanachan
02-10-2010, 01:10 AM
Wow.
I don't understand the massive amount of guys who can't deal with breakups...
Though, jumping off a building (or murder-suicide) is going just too far
Vansterdam
02-10-2010, 05:54 AM
GG
Presto
02-10-2010, 06:09 AM
I love the screaming sound effect and splat, when the guy jumped off the building.
RacePace
02-10-2010, 06:30 AM
LOL, AHHHHHHHHHH
RacePace
02-10-2010, 06:33 AM
lol at voice actors for the cartoon
hotjoint
02-10-2010, 07:11 AM
wow thats messed up
Mugen EvOlutioN
02-10-2010, 07:33 AM
shit she is hardcore
better raise ur head next time when u are in the mall..u never know wats gonna come down
Mugen EvOlutioN
02-10-2010, 07:33 AM
mad fetish
Mugen EvOlutioN
02-10-2010, 07:34 AM
I don't understand how someone can sacrifice their own life just because they are angry/sad their bf/gf doesn't want to continue on with the relationship.
so ppl gets hella emotional and needs to seek anger management
Qmx323
02-10-2010, 07:39 AM
he must have loved her very deeply... LOL
silly kids
quasi
02-10-2010, 07:45 AM
What is with these fucking retards?
What is with these fucking retards?
So many examples makes me wish Jason0S2000's suggestion of gov't regulated childbirth was somehow in effect. Though it's a bit draconian but for F's sakes some babies just don't deserve the parents they get.
RacePace
02-10-2010, 08:26 AM
So many examples makes me wish Jason0S2000's suggestion of gov't regulated childbirth was somehow in effect. Though it's a bit draconian but for F's sakes some babies just don't deserve the parents they get.
I think it's more the social environment that warps people's minds than what people are allowed to give birth. There is always high pressure in HK for people to have their children go to the best schools, get the highest grades, etc, etc. We don't have this kind of mentality here in Canada (or it's to a MUCH lower degree) and so we don't hear about these kinds of stories in Vancouver.
That is just fucked up...
StylinRed
02-10-2010, 12:55 PM
fukin asian chicks always bring the kid into an argument...
cant believe this crazy bitch actually threw her over...
wtf is up with that red-haired guy describing her fall, he seemed so excited
and that fucking cameraman not letting the ambulance guy close the door
he must have loved her very deeply... LOL
silly kids
he fell in love with her
q0192837465
02-10-2010, 02:46 PM
wow, thank God the daughter is unharmed. She doesnt deserve any of that stupidity
tofu1413
02-10-2010, 03:02 PM
YouTube- Apple Daily Next Media Animated News - CNN
behind the scenes of apple... nice!
shawn79
02-10-2010, 04:21 PM
hhahaha bape hoodie
AutozamAZ-3
02-10-2010, 07:09 PM
YouTube- Apple Daily Next Media Animated News - CNN
behind the scenes of apple... nice!
coolest job ever
lgman
02-10-2010, 07:19 PM
OMG thank you for making this all-in-1 thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N50z0rl96Ss
Remember kids! never stab yourself in the penis and leave bloody trails in public...
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs244.ash1/17157_298642312620_710827620_3949369_1746434_n.jpg
StylinRed
02-10-2010, 07:40 PM
OMG thank you for making this all-in-1 thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N50z0rl96Ss
^^^ wtf rofl
and appledailys only been around since november??? how come it feels like we've had it for years
edit: why doesnt our new embedding embed all youtube videos oO
!Tigger
02-10-2010, 08:27 PM
LOL man this is awesome. one thread for all the win now.
TopazX5
02-11-2010, 06:18 AM
^^^ wtf rofl
and appledailys only been around since november??? how come it feels like we've had it for years
edit: why doesnt our new embedding embed all youtube videos oO
just the animations were introduced in nov. the newspaper has been around for some years
shenmecar
02-11-2010, 10:51 AM
OMG thank you for making this all-in-1 thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N50z0rl96Ss
Remember kids! never stab yourself in the penis and leave bloody trails in public...
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs244.ash1/17157_298642312620_710827620_3949369_1746434_n.jpg
what the fuck?
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs244.ash1/17157_298642312620_710827620_3949369_1746434_n.jpg
http://johan.kiviniemi.name/blag/ffuu/ffuu.png
resemblance? :haha:
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs244.ash1/17157_298642312620_710827620_3949369_1746434_n.jpg
http://johan.kiviniemi.name/blag/ffuu/ffuu.png
resemblance? :haha:
Say what?
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3315/17157298642312620710827.jpg
orange7
02-13-2010, 11:55 PM
needs more apple in this thread.
hk20000
02-14-2010, 12:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/user/appleactionews
this is the channel to keep an eye out on applenews.
orange7
02-14-2010, 01:11 AM
^
but I need rs to translate it for me :D
tofu1413
02-14-2010, 02:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/user/appleactionews
this is the channel to keep an eye out on applenews.
guy claims that he lived in the building that recently collapsed.
frauds gov, gov pays him 36k HKD and arranges a new place for him to live.
eventually they found out, so he has been charged with fraud.
thats all i got out of it. :thumbsup:
hirevtuner
02-14-2010, 06:55 PM
he should have skipped town when he got the cash
StylinRed
02-15-2010, 07:49 PM
YouTube- 邪教教主迷惑 30人當性奴
CP.AR
02-15-2010, 09:29 PM
LOL this is one of the comments on youtube to the guy cutting himself
好心佢啦,一係唔做, 一做就做晒佢啦ma.斬得少少,條野fing下fing下咁,唔 下唔洛..
FI-Z33
02-16-2010, 05:05 PM
YouTube- 母掟女落商$後跳樓天網救女命 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNaDUYTDmbE)
thank god the little girl is okay :(
.Renn.Sport
02-18-2010, 07:15 PM
YouTube- $巾捲高卡車引擎 15$女生勒$
.Renn.Sport
02-18-2010, 07:16 PM
chinese pedobear
YouTube- 小$教師涉非禮小四女生
tofu1413
02-18-2010, 07:45 PM
unregulated go kart safety.. not a good idea.
murd0c
02-18-2010, 07:50 PM
man apple daily is awesome
hirevtuner
02-18-2010, 08:18 PM
that gokart death should be featured on 1000 ways to die
Shogun
02-18-2010, 10:38 PM
OMG thank you for making this all-in-1 thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N50z0rl96Ss
Remember kids! never stab yourself in the penis and leave bloody trails in public...
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs244.ash1/17157_298642312620_710827620_3949369_1746434_n.jpg
That nasty tumor in btwn his legs was really bugging him :P
SELF FAIL = DONT TRY IT AT HOME GUYS, ONLY AT THE AIRPORT AT 5AM IN THE MORN'
orange7
02-19-2010, 12:01 AM
chinese pedobear
YouTube- 小$教師涉非禮小四女生 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecy8FdmJ1bA)
Translation plz?
shawn79
02-19-2010, 12:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7pvE3z49Qg&feature=player_profilepage&eurl=http%3A//www.youtube.com/user/appleactionews%23p/a/u/1/P7pvE3z49Qg#
q0192837465
02-19-2010, 02:46 PM
She's 13 but still in grade 4?
BorLorBao
02-20-2010, 08:31 AM
poor go karting safety regulations.
shenmecar
02-21-2010, 01:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7pvE3z49Qg&feature=player_profilepage&eurl=http%3A//www.youtube.com/user/appleactionews%23p/a/u/1/P7pvE3z49Qg#
ooooooo gruesome.
shenmecar
02-23-2010, 07:28 PM
YouTube- 衝燈車禍 兩嬰受傷驚$
Car crash in Civic Type R causes infants to cry.
YouTube- 法國潮玩綁架遊戲
Kidnapping Game in France....
You paid 900 Euro, and sign the release form. the game company will kidnap you and lock you up for 4 to 11 hrs . If you don't think that is not excited enough, you pay more then they will add helicopter to chase the car...
hirevtuner
02-23-2010, 10:38 PM
wow, what a weird world we are living in now, paying money to get tied up and kidnapped?
scottsman
02-24-2010, 12:15 AM
what kind of idiot would wear that scarf when go karting? Her own fault imo.
nipples
02-24-2010, 10:31 PM
^But if u know....then doesnt that take the excitement out of it?
or can you buy it for someone else?
hk20000
02-26-2010, 08:28 AM
YouTube- 潮女衝馬路捱撞命危
all they did in this one is like "splat" on the human ragdoll model hahahaha.
YouTube- 狂漢車站捅$懷$女友
Wow this one is like....B class JDM horror film
YouTube- 人工豪乳擋$彈 救婦一命
Fake tits saves woman
Dual purpose :lol
Benz_05TSX
02-28-2010, 01:53 AM
^ What?? Doesn't insurance cover her fake tits?? hahaha... and I thought Mythbuster proved that fake tits can't block bullets....
I love this thread...
hk20000
03-01-2010, 02:43 AM
YouTube- 婦駕車衝落崖自殺
wasted a good Fit...
that road is damn awesome at night it's the HK version of Irohazaka it's single carriageway that's bendy as hell!
AVS_Racing
03-01-2010, 07:05 PM
^^ wtf the car in the animation looks nothing like a fit
ah_cat
03-01-2010, 08:17 PM
She's 13 but still in grade 4?
Form 4, not grade 4.
FI-Z33
03-01-2010, 10:06 PM
^lol
.Renn.Sport
03-01-2010, 11:03 PM
YouTube- 保時捷狂撼 電單車分屍
skyxx
03-01-2010, 11:37 PM
^ That's ridiculous. :lol damn!
FI-Z33
03-01-2010, 11:49 PM
lol...wearing open toed shoes (flip flops) while driving and..what else did she say?..
oh..he didnt know how to drive... LOL it was like a bowling alley..STRIKE
damn..that's sad
tofu1413
03-02-2010, 12:01 AM
LOL
blaming the RR layout that made the accident worse. "not suitable for mountain roads" I lol'ed so hard.
911's are some of the best cars to drive spiritedly. not the car's fault. its the driver. he was wearing slippers too while he drove.
i feel so bad for that yellow 993........
Shead
03-02-2010, 12:12 AM
holy that was amazing.... its almost a bullshit story u tell your friends. but this time its true!
lol "airbag popped, but the stereo is still very good (plays old school canto pop)"
shenmecar
03-02-2010, 02:26 PM
fail for the 15 year old bicyclist slipping and falling.
Benz_05TSX
03-02-2010, 02:33 PM
The animation looks off!! thats not a porsche... it looks like a galant or lancer..
q0192837465
03-02-2010, 02:49 PM
Form 4, not grade 4.
i read the title again, it says "small school teacher" and "small 4 student"
That's elementary school. If it's Form 4, it should read "middle 4"
hk20000
03-02-2010, 05:03 PM
that's some hilarious stuff.
the reporter is right it's "very easy to oversteer on the mountain road" she didn't say it's not suitable to it.
LOL
911's are some of the best cars to drive spiritedly. not the car's fault. its the driver. he was wearing slippers too while he drove.
i feel so bad for that yellow 993........
i am not sure if u have even driven one
YouTube- 保時捷狂撼 電單車分屍 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoxI7EwnEvI)
wtf hahaha
tofu1413
03-02-2010, 11:20 PM
i am not sure if u have even driven one
never said i did. people around say theyre good and im not surprised: i thought the 944 was good, not surprisingly, the 911 naturally would be even better as it is Porsche's icon car.
that guy would be a typical 911 owner that wouldnt know how to control it when the rear starts swinging out. majority of people wouldnt be able to correct it, be it a base model, or an AWD model. cant cheat physics.
boatcaptain
03-04-2010, 11:53 AM
sucks to be the paramedics
LOL @ the Porsche incident! :lol
ShyGuy
03-04-2010, 02:04 PM
hk police are such pussies..why the hell wouldn't they just arrest that guy...if it were here he'd be eating cement by now..
Not really racist!
03-04-2010, 02:50 PM
LOL THAT LAST ONE
is so fail..
.Renn.Sport
03-04-2010, 05:17 PM
Korean couple too busy playing WoW
YouTube- 網吧通宵打機 夫婦餓$女
.Renn.Sport
03-04-2010, 05:25 PM
Lesbian Pedo transforming inside courtroom's handicap toilet
YouTube- 女教師畸戀 13$女生 情變$非禮
.Renn.Sport
03-04-2010, 05:27 PM
Naomi Campbell beats up driver
YouTube- 暴力 Naomi打司機後逃逸
.Renn.Sport
03-04-2010, 05:32 PM
Fat bitch kills baby by breast feeding
YouTube- BB女食飽母乳 口鼻流血猝$
AVS_Racing
03-04-2010, 06:20 PM
damn so much fucked up news, LOL at the lezPedo teacher
.Renn.Sport
03-05-2010, 12:41 AM
Dead man's penis skin found
YouTube- 插屍井底撿一對掌皮
.Renn.Sport
03-05-2010, 12:50 AM
Drunk Chick pulled her pants down and couldnt pull it back up
YouTube- 醉女剝褲瞓街惹姦劫疑雲
hk20000
03-05-2010, 01:00 AM
hahahaha so funny she can't put her pants back on lolol.
hk20000
03-05-2010, 11:09 AM
YouTube- 溜前貨車 生$時速 700米
I drove down this slope myself before without brakes you are pretty screwed....That white van looks pretty pimp.
Greenstoner
03-05-2010, 12:32 PM
so many bizzare news
.Renn.Sport
03-06-2010, 10:01 AM
The Coolest Man in China
YouTube- 犀利哥身世大曝光
http://sh.sinaimg.cn/2010/0304/20100304175624.jpg
http://img2.pconline.com.cn/pconline/1003/04/2057356_qImage00001.jpg
http://www.sx.xinhuanet.com/rdsp/2010-03/05/xin_2730307050831437528911.jpg
http://i3.sinaimg.cn/dy/o/2010-03-04/1267661254_Tj63uy.jpg
http://pic.66wz.com/out/1000/gongyi/2010/3/3/20100303092834e948f.jpg
trd2343
03-06-2010, 05:23 PM
YouTube- 索女$蕾舞教師綁架男生做愛
Ballet teacher seduced and kidnapped male student to have sex with her
.Renn.Sport
03-06-2010, 08:18 PM
^ that kid must be gay.... actually he probably is... since he took ballad...
Simplex123
03-09-2010, 08:46 PM
wooow what a gay kid.
i wouldn't tell no one bout it
threezero
03-10-2010, 03:20 AM
YouTube- 22$$女撬 73$祖母牆腳
22 yr old girl took grandma's bf
tofu1413
03-10-2010, 03:39 AM
^ gold digggaaa
Unagi
03-10-2010, 10:00 AM
Very weird
q0192837465
03-10-2010, 01:40 PM
oh man, the granddaughter is nasty too
Simplex123
03-13-2010, 02:35 AM
YouTube- 大力士不舉求診 香蕉變青瓜
what erection score are you! :haha:
YouTube- $童困夾夾機 變人肉獎品
0:18
Oh my gaad!
!Aznboi128
03-14-2010, 06:06 AM
^ hahhahahah oh my gaaad! lol
LUUUUUUUU
03-14-2010, 06:09 AM
OOO MAI GAWDDDDDDDD
BorLorBao
03-14-2010, 09:24 AM
eh bad parenting
FI-Z33
03-14-2010, 01:53 PM
ahhaha the mom is hilarious
trd2343
03-20-2010, 01:07 PM
Girl paid someone to have her virginity taken
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=356zx71sbtE&playnext_from=TL&videos=MvIui0eyb24&playnext=1
CP.AR
03-20-2010, 03:10 PM
OH MAI GAWD
FI-Z33
03-20-2010, 06:27 PM
^^ what the hell was she thinking?
AND she doesn't look like the type that has to be desperate to get laid..
tofu1413
03-21-2010, 12:00 AM
how much did he pay?
its how much HE GOT PAID
totally wtf. D:
tiger woods sexting
YouTube- SMS$活士愛打性伴屁股
hirevtuner
03-21-2010, 10:28 AM
somebody does enjoy their golden showers
hahahah
FI-Z33
03-21-2010, 08:56 PM
oh god, the chinese translations are so funny
"hit your pat pat!"
shawn79
03-21-2010, 11:03 PM
AHHAHAAHAHaHAH tiger woods appledaily
orange7
03-21-2010, 11:10 PM
tiger wood is such a pimp to be able to fuck such a hot porn star
f00tzilla
03-21-2010, 11:27 PM
tiger wood is such a pimp to be able to fuck such a hot porn star
dude he's a billionaire... fail.
AVS_Racing
03-21-2010, 11:27 PM
lol tiger has such a fucked up voice
tofu1413
03-23-2010, 06:49 PM
theory about dreams..
YouTube- 夢見高處墮下 愛情攸關
bwahaha
edit// for those that dont know cantonese..:
survey amongst 2000 people
48%- dont have night mares
10%- always
5%- at least once in two weeks
dreams about...:
losing hair or teeth= ur afraid of aging or afraid of becoming ugly
falling off high places= ur going to fall in love or ur going to break up (love related i guess?)
car crash or plane crash etc= telling urself that u cant seem to call the shots in life
gremlin or monster etc chasing= ur avoiding important responsibilities
"dreams dont directly affect peoples lives, but they affect peoples thoughts. "
!Tigger
03-23-2010, 08:31 PM
LOL that gremlin looked pretty funny..
trd2343
04-15-2010, 05:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h20MlNWf-l4
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821891-amanda-flowers-nintendos-wii-fit-turned-me-into-a-sex-addict
Amanda Flowers claims that falling from her Nintendo Wii Fit board has turned her into a sex addict, and she requires 10 sex sessions a day to satisfy her desires.
Now if only I can push a hot girl down while she's playing the Wii Fit........:D
Kim Jong Un
04-15-2010, 05:39 PM
qu'est-ce fuck?
orange7
04-15-2010, 08:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h20MlNWf-l4
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821891-amanda-flowers-nintendos-wii-fit-turned-me-into-a-sex-addict
lol..
AVS_Racing
04-16-2010, 12:57 AM
lol blame it on the wii
Teriyaki
04-16-2010, 10:36 AM
LOL. Must have sex 10x a day. She needs a man slave.
hal0g0dv2
04-16-2010, 11:08 AM
lol at wii fit
jimmerz
04-17-2010, 03:35 AM
links to that virginiity vid ? lol
if that pic of the girl in blue is her she seems to have a nice rack
ilvtofu
10-05-2010, 04:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4ogD6-95kw&feature=sub
lmao i thought people like this only existed in shows like family guy, animations only make it more hysterical
Big.Xero
10-05-2010, 04:33 PM
^ can anyone fill in? I just got interested due to the fact there were bananas all over that clip.
insomniac
10-05-2010, 04:35 PM
the bananas represent penises :troll:
trd2343
10-05-2010, 05:02 PM
^ can anyone fill in? I just got interested due to the fact there were bananas all over that clip.
The guy got over zealous talking about circumcision and his experience with it. He would get an erection every time the nurse changes his medical dressing, and it would fall right off right after he loses his erection.
lgman
11-07-2010, 08:11 PM
^so the wrapper wouldn't go back on the Twinkie... ouch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0RKV0y2SE0&feature=sub
made me lol
AVS_Racing
11-12-2010, 07:40 PM
WHAT THE FGUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK1@%q#$%!#%?^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
mipy601
11-12-2010, 08:00 PM
hi
PiuYi
11-12-2010, 08:11 PM
LOLOLOL hilarious bahahhahahahahahhahaha
most randomass hilarious vid ever
^^^ HOLY SHIT BEST FUCKING APPLE DAILY VID IVE EVER SEEN BWAAAHAHAHAHA :lol
CP.AR
11-12-2010, 10:46 PM
^^^ ?????? someone at appledaily high on shrooms?
picard i wanna bang ur avatar so bad
poonster
11-14-2010, 05:23 PM
heres the full version of that lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGYAhiMwd5E
Tim Budong
11-14-2010, 07:25 PM
picard i wanna bang ur avatar so bad
LINE UP
im the original GEMavatar..LOL
but no..Gem's nice in person haaha
Vale46Rossi
11-14-2010, 07:35 PM
haha full version is epic!
CP.AR
11-14-2010, 07:39 PM
picard i wanna bang ur avatar so bad
thank darthchilli for getting me started
Tim Budong
11-14-2010, 07:42 PM
maybe someday
there will be a NMA on GEM
the day when picard marries her..
LOL
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