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02-16-2010, 07:48 PM
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#1 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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| Favourite Simpsons quote of all time
List your fav quotes:
Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency, the other day he called me chief piggum
Ms Hoover: Alright kids, now it is time to dissect a worm *ralph raises hand*, yes Ralph?
Ralph: Ms Hoover, the worm went in my mouth and I ate it, can I have another one?
Ms Hoover: there isn't another one, just put your head down and sleep
Ralph: Oh boy sleep, that's when i'm a viking!
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02-16-2010, 08:17 PM
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#2 | | RS controls my life!
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"Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
Homer: "He was a zombie?"
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02-16-2010, 08:56 PM
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#3 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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Ralph: hello supernintendo chalmers
Ralph: the doctor said that I wont have so many nosebleeds if I took my finger out of there Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-16-2010, 09:14 PM
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#4 | | ~~
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Originally Posted by hirevtuner  Ralph: hello supernintendo chalmers
Ralph: the doctor said that I wont have so many nosebleeds if I took my finger out of there Posted via RS Mobile | ralph is my favourite!  | |
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02-16-2010, 09:16 PM
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#5 | | I may not have VTEC, but at least I'm still slow!
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Whats a battle?
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02-16-2010, 09:17 PM
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#6 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Lisa: Wait! Doesn't the Bible say "Judge not, lest ye be judged yeself?"
[The townspeople mutter agreement.]
Chief Wiggum: The Bible says a lot of things. Shove her!!!
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02-16-2010, 09:20 PM
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#7 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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"'Clown college'? Psh... you can't eat that!"
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02-16-2010, 09:31 PM
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#8 | | "They call me Bowser...RawR!"
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"Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? Your friends can call you Hoju"
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02-16-2010, 10:49 PM
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#9 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Homer:
"To start press any key. Where's the "any" key? I see Esc, Catarl, and Pig Up. There doesn't seem to be any "any" key. Wo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. (presses TAB) "
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02-16-2010, 10:57 PM
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#10 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Homer: heres to alcohol the cause of -------and solution to--------all lifes problems
Ralph: Me fail english? that's unpossible
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02-17-2010, 12:18 AM
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#11 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Lenny = White
Carl = Black
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02-17-2010, 12:30 AM
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#12 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Mr. Burns: Use the open faced club! The sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmm....Openfacedclubsandwedge...
"You dont snuggle with Max Power, you just strap yourself in, and FEEL THE G's!"
"Homer?! Who is Homer?! My name is Guy Incognito."
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02-17-2010, 01:35 AM
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#13 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos
Dr. Nick Riviera: Inflammable means flammable? Ugh, what a country!
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02-17-2010, 01:46 AM
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#14 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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homer: stupid sexy flanders
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02-17-2010, 02:03 AM
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#15 | | 2013, 2016, 2017 & 2018 NHL Fantasy RS1 Champion
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The episode where the kids are trapped at school "Skinners Sense of Snow".
% Homer and Flanders plan to rescue the children from the snowbound
% school. The two men sit in Ned's Geo, with a section of house roof
% attached to the front serving as a plow blade.
[Homer starts the car]
Ned: Well, I'm all for rescuing the kids, but I wish you hadn't
sawed off my roof.
Homer: My car, your roof; it's only fair.
Ned: But it's my car.
Homer: Well, yeah.
Ned: Hey, whatever happened to the plow from your old snowplow
business?
Homer: I never had a snowplow business.
Ned: Sure you did -- Mr. Plow. You're wearing the jacket right
now.
Homer: I think I know my own life, Ned. [singing] Call Mr. Plow,
that's my name; that name again is Mr. Plow. [drives out
of Flanders's driveway, knocking down his mailbox as he
goes]
AND
Ned: I think we hit something.
Homer: I hope it's Flanders! [laughs, then notices Ned glaring
at him] I'm just kidding. Hey, you're all right.
[playfully punches Flanders on the arm]
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02-17-2010, 02:07 AM
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#16 | | RS controls my life!
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Homer: Hellooo, my name is Mr.Burns. I believe you have a package for me..
Postman: Okay Mr.Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: ...I...don't know.
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Homer:Great plan Bart!!
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02-17-2010, 02:27 AM
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#17 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Homer: "Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but 'Football in the Groin' had a football in the groin..."  | |
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02-17-2010, 04:06 AM
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#18 | | Banned By Establishment
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"it appears i'm wearing loafers"
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02-17-2010, 04:38 AM
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#19 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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MY EYES ZEE GOGGLES ZEY DO NUTHIN
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02-17-2010, 06:20 AM
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#20 | | OWNER/C.F.O./MONEYMAN
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from the simpsons movie
referring to the bible (i think it went)
"quick! what does the book say (or tell us to do)"
"This book doesnt have any answers!" (referring to the bible)
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02-17-2010, 07:20 AM
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#21 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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How do the berries taste, Ralph?
They taste like... burning! (keels over)
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02-17-2010, 08:39 AM
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#22 | | Da Vinci's real masterpiece: The Mona Diesel
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Homer: All work and no play makes home go something something...
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do @DGSKGOK@OKASFOKOASKD
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02-17-2010, 09:01 AM
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#23 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Homer:
If Bart can be el barto i can be [writes el homo on wall]
Hey! I came here to be drugged, electrocuted and probed, not insulted!
Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.
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Originally Posted by JL9000 this is the internet and everyone knows better about what happened sitting behind a desk than the people who are actually involved. |
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02-17-2010, 09:02 AM
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#24 | | Waxin’ Punks
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Groundskeeper Willie to the French class:
"Bonjourrrr you cheese eating surrender monkeys!"
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02-17-2010, 09:10 AM
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#25 | | ESKETIT
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