[hirevtuner]

List your fav quotes:

Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency, the other day he called me chief piggum

Ms Hoover: Alright kids, now it is time to dissect a worm *ralph raises hand*, yes Ralph?
Ralph: Ms Hoover, the worm went in my mouth and I ate it, can I have another one?
Ms Hoover: there isn't another one, just put your head down and sleep
Ralph: Oh boy sleep, that's when i'm a viking!

[ToyotaPowah]

"Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
Homer: "He was a zombie?"

[hirevtuner]

Ralph: hello supernintendo chalmers

Ralph: the doctor said that I wont have so many nosebleeds if I took my finger out of there
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[rien]

Ralph: hello supernintendo chalmers

Ralph: the doctor said that I wont have so many nosebleeds if I took my finger out of there
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ralph is my favourite!

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p277/Quagmar/Cracked/Simpsons/ralph-wiggum-nose-picking.jpg

[SleePeR_CrX]

Whats a battle?

[BaoXu]

Lisa: Wait! Doesn't the Bible say "Judge not, lest ye be judged yeself?"
[The townspeople mutter agreement.]
Chief Wiggum: The Bible says a lot of things. Shove her!!!

[nsmb]

"'Clown college'? Psh... you can't eat that!"

[!LittleDragon]

"Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? Your friends can call you Hoju"

[greendb7]

Homer:

"To start press any key. Where's the "any" key? I see Esc, Catarl, and Pig Up. There doesn't seem to be any "any" key. Wo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. (presses TAB) "

[3seriesBeeM]

Homer: heres to alcohol the cause of -------and solution to--------all lifes problems


Ralph: Me fail english? that's unpossible

[mr sinister]

Lenny = White
Carl = Black

[SolidPenguin]

Mr. Burns: Use the open faced club! The sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmm....Openfacedclubsandwedge...

"You dont snuggle with Max Power, you just strap yourself in, and FEEL THE G's!"

"Homer?! Who is Homer?! My name is Guy Incognito."

[keifun]

Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos


Dr. Nick Riviera: Inflammable means flammable? Ugh, what a country!

[raygunpk]

homer: stupid sexy flanders

[HonestTea]

The episode where the kids are trapped at school "Skinners Sense of Snow".

% Homer and Flanders plan to rescue the children from the snowbound
% school. The two men sit in Ned's Geo, with a section of house roof
% attached to the front serving as a plow blade.

[Homer starts the car]
Ned: Well, I'm all for rescuing the kids, but I wish you hadn't
sawed off my roof.
Homer: My car, your roof; it's only fair.
Ned: But it's my car.
Homer: Well, yeah.
Ned: Hey, whatever happened to the plow from your old snowplow
business?
Homer: I never had a snowplow business.
Ned: Sure you did -- Mr. Plow. You're wearing the jacket right
now.
Homer: I think I know my own life, Ned. [singing] Call Mr. Plow,
that's my name; that name again is Mr. Plow. [drives out
of Flanders's driveway, knocking down his mailbox as he
goes]

AND

Ned: I think we hit something.
Homer: I hope it's Flanders! [laughs, then notices Ned glaring
at him] I'm just kidding. Hey, you're all right.
[playfully punches Flanders on the arm]

FUNNIEST moments EVER IMO :rofl: :rofl:

[l2_narain]

Homer: Hellooo, my name is Mr.Burns. I believe you have a package for me..
Postman: Okay Mr.Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: ...I...don't know.
----
Homer:Great plan Bart!!

[124Y]

Homer: "Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but 'Football in the Groin' had a football in the groin..."

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/thumb/1/14/MolemanFilm.jpg/200px-MolemanFilm.jpg

[Shun Izaki]

"it appears i'm wearing loafers"

[trip]

MY EYES ZEE GOGGLES ZEY DO NUTHIN

[!SG]

from the simpsons movie

referring to the bible (i think it went)

"quick! what does the book say (or tell us to do)"

"This book doesnt have any answers!" (referring to the bible)

[achiam]

How do the berries taste, Ralph?

They taste like... burning! (keels over)

[Jsunu]

Homer: All work and no play makes home go something something...
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do @DGSKGOK@OKASFOKOASKD

[buddy]

Homer:

If Bart can be el barto i can be [writes el homo on wall]

Hey! I came here to be drugged, electrocuted and probed, not insulted!

Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.

[punkwax]

Groundskeeper Willie to the French class:

"Bonjourrrr you cheese eating surrender monkeys!"

[Vansterdam]

to many good ones to pick a favorite :)

[Stevie P]

Waaaaaaaaaay too man to list. My favorite of the moment:

Nelson Muntz: [talking to a group of kids] The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.
[Skinner walks by]
Nelson Muntz: Uh, um... uh, so anyway, I kicked the guy's ass!
[Skinner nods and walks off]
Nelson Muntz: Now, if the berries are too tart, I just dust them with confectioner's sugar.

[Vansterdam]

YouTube- The Simpsons - What's A Gym

[Mancini]

Homer: (sitting in car) "Aw, I have to pee. Why did I have all that coffee and watermelon and beer?"

[Mancini]

Bart: It looks like Santa's little helper is trying to jump over that other dog and can't quite make it. Come on boy, come on, come on, come on...

[azzurro32]

[the Simpsons are in an office with two FBI men letting them know about going to the federal witness protection program]
FBI man 1: Tell you what, Mr. Simpson, from now on your name is Homer Thompson,at Terror Lake.Let's just practice a bit, hmmmm? So when I say hello Mr. Thompson, you say hi.
Homer: Check!
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly]
FBI man 1: [pause]
FBI man 1: Now, remember, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha!
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[again Homer stares blankly]
FBI man 1: [FBI men stare at each other]
[hours pass by]
FBI man 1: [frustrated] Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
[stepping hard on Homer's foot]
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly again for a few seconds]
Homer: [whispering to the FBI man next to him] I think he's talking to you.
[FBI man gives up]
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[Psykopathik]

Groundskeeper Willie: "I 'ate your dog and I 'ate what he did on the lawn!"
Bart: "Oh! you HATE my dog..."
Groundskeeper Willie: "That's what I said!"

and

Homer: "I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

[trancehead]

Groundskeeper Willie: "I 'ate your dog and I 'ate what he did on the lawn!"
Bart: "Oh! you HATE my dog..."
Groundskeeper Willie: "That's what I said!"


you forget something at the end along the lines of...

Groundskeeper Willie: "And i 'ate what your dog left on ma carpet...THATS RIGHT YOU HEARD ME"

[ziggyx]

How do the berries taste, Ralph?

They taste like... burning! (keels over)

LOL a lot of good quotes from that episode imo especially from milhouse, hes a lil bitch lol

ralph singing the canadian anthem
and martin doing his dance.

http://www.wtso.net/movie/11-The_Simpsons_914_Das_Bus.html

flanders: maude and i sell religious hook rugs over the internet
homer: internet eh
flanders: yes indeedy making some good scracth too
homer: scratch eh
flanders: yep
homer: maud eh (with a sleazy look)

[HondaGuy]

Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[cls55coupe]

Beer Baron: Goin' bowling, if not back avenge death

[tonyvu]

Homer: I am so smart.. S-M-R-T,.... i mean, S-M-A-R-T

edit: YouTube- The Simpsons - I Am So Smart

[The_AK]

"DUFFMAN, CANNOT BREATHE! OOH"

"DUFFMAN! CAN NEVER DIE!... Only the actors who play him!"

YouTube- The Simpsons - Duffman (Song)

[MarkyMark]

Homer: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

[hirevtuner]

Rod Flanders: Hurry, let's climb down
Bart: Ok but don't let our hands touch, it's gay
Rod Flanders: What does gay mean?
Bart: Ummm, it means you used to be afraid but not you're not
Rod Flanders: I'm gay daddy i'm gay, Mrs. Simpson made me gay
Marge: Uhh, I believe he says, he's okay
Ned Flanders: *gives Marge dirty look*

[shenmecar]

Homer: Must kill Moe...WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....Must kill Moe........WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Hondaracer]

"Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? Your friends can call you Hoju"

:lol

made me lol literally

[tr0ubl3s0m3x]

this was when maggie was missing and they suspected moe had her at his house and was gonna throw her into the oven and wiggum barges into his house and says "SCUM! FREEZEBAG! . . . wow, you never get that mixed up."

gets me all the time.

and later on in that episode
Moe: oh, dont hold me back, im going in.
Homer: we're not, your shirt is caught in that bush.

[Onassis]

"Eat my shorts !"
"D'oh !"

[Brickface]

Sherry or Terri: I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!
Rest of Class: Oh my god, she really is hungry!

**homer thinking of ned flanders in spandex ski suit**
Flanders:" Feels like im wearing nothin at all, nothin at all, nothin at all.."
Homer: Stupid sexy flanders!

[Leopold Stotch]

Homer:

If Bart can be el barto i can be [writes el homo on wall]

Hey! I came here to be drugged, electrocuted and probed, not insulted!

Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.

hahaa that el homo part makes me laugh everytime.

[Psykopathik]

Stupid sexy Flanders!

http://3432.voxcdn.com/_images/articles/2008/03/05/stupid_sexy_flanders.jpg

[hirevtuner]

Ralph: Is Lisa home?
Homer: She's in the can, go away
Ralph: Yes sir, I do anything for Lisa
Homer: Anything eh...
*Ralph on the roof mixing some tar*
Ralph: Mr. Simpson, the fumes are making me dizzy
Homer: Yeah, they'll do that

[lacubrious1]

Jebediah Springfield: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelbyville Manhattan: Yes! And marry our cousins.
Jebediah Springfield: I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
Shelbyville Manhattan: Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
Jebediah Springfield: Absolutely not!
Shelbyville Manhattan: I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!

[l2_narain]

found this on facebook via Hank Azaria:

50 Best Homer Simpson Quotes Of All Time | TotalFilm.com (http://www.totalfilm.com/features/50-best-homer-simpson-quotes-of-all-time/break-ups)

[GLOW]

Homer: "Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.?"

Homer: Oh, I almost forgot. While I was at the court house, I had them change your name.
Marge: To what?
Homer: Chesty La Rue.
Marge: CHESTY LARUE?
Homer: Just try it for two weeks. If you don't like it, you can be Busty St. Claire.
Marge: I don't want to be Chesty La Rue or Busty St. Claire.
Homer: Fine. Hooty McBoob it is.
Marge: Goodnight, Homer.
Homer: Goodnight, Hooty.
Marge: Give me those.

Coffee, beer? - YouTube

[Hondaracer]

The episode where marge becomes a cop

Tweaker - "just tell me when were gonna get the freakin Guns!!!"

Wiggum - "listen buddy, I'm not giving you a thing until you tell me your name"

Tweaker "I've had it up to here with your 'rules'!!!"

[ZN6]

Homer: OOOOH look at me, Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from HappyLand, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic.

Marge: Well, Duh.

[GS8]

Too many golden quotes but I always give special mention to this one

"Anybody Care What This Guy Thinks?" The Simpsons - YouTube

[CorneringArtist]

"Put it in H!"

Crazy Vaclav's Place Of Automobiles - YouTube

[Verdasco]

YouTube- The Simpsons - What's A Gym (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4i8SpNgzA4)

which episode is this again?

[123654123]

Homer punches Lenny - YouTube

[dlo]

"D'oh" - Homer J. Simpson


FUCKIN REVOLUTIONARY MAN

[cruz-in]

The Bart Homer Simpsons Episode The Simpsons Hello Mr Thompson - YouTube

FUCK.... LOL ... still gets me ... every damn time.

[Jmac]

Coffee, beer? - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FPgtsohaIs)
I saw this episode for the first time in a while last week and can't get it out of my head. So funny

[tonyzoomzoom]

Homer: You know Maggie, the sooner kids talk the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.

Maggie: Daddy.

[urrh]

marge: homer! there's a man here who thinks he could help you.
homer: BATMAN?!
marge: no, he's a scientist
homer: batman's a scientist...
marge: IT"S NOT BATMAN

[urrh]

maude: excuse me, i don't think we're talking about love here. i think we're talking about S-E-X infront of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N
krusty: SEX CAULDREN?! i thought they closed that place down.

[nabs]

NO DOUBT...

The Simpsons - I'm called Ralph - YouTube

:lawl:

[Hondaracer]

The Simpsons - Lie Detector - YouTube

[Foralark]

Go banana!

Go banana! - YouTube

[Sir_Loin]

Super Nintendo Chalmers - YouTube

[fliptuner]

Ralph Wiggum Fails English YouTube2 - YouTube

[rsx]

I think RS had a mega simpsons thread back in the day, ran up quite a bit of pages too.

Mother: Seymour! The house is on fire!!
Seymour: Noo mother, it's just the Northern lights!

[dangonay]

Just the first 20 seconds. Couldn't find a shorter version.

dont make me run i'm full of chocolate - YouTube

[stewie]

ralph: "my cats breath smells like cat food"

[finbar]

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? --Homer Simpson

Alcohol, the temporary solution I can live with. --Homer Simpson

I hope I didn't brain my damage. --Homer Simpson

God bless those pagans. --Homer Simpson

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! --Homer Simpson

Trying is the first step towards failure. --Homer Simpson

Operator! Give me the number for 911! --Homer Simpson

[DragonChi]

http://3hourspast.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/i-choo-choo-choose-you.jpg

[bcrdukes]

My Dingaling - YouTube

[TouringTeg]

Krusty Burger Employee to Homer:

"Sir that comes out of my paycheque! If I had a girlfriend she'd kill me."

[kkthind]

H means hot? - Homer J. Simpson

[StylinRed]

Homer: I can't buy that. Only management-type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that.
[gasps]
Homer: Guys like me! I'm a guy like me!

[red_2]

"You just got citric acid in my eye!"

[urrh]

Rainier Wolfcastle My bratwurst - YouTube

[Gucci Mane]

sorry for the shitty quality. this is one just gets me every time lol

The Simpsons - The Noodles what noodles? - YouTube

edit:

wow how has this one not been posted yet?!?

thats a paddlin - YouTube

[Derek_N84]

Ralph: they taste like burning

http://anerdoccurrence.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/tastes_like_burning.jpg

[wingies]

One of the most heart warming scenes

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/do-it-for-her-homer-simpson.jpg

[Vansterdam]

did you guys know all the Mcbain clips from the old episodes, merged together form a mini movie?

the-full-mcbain-movie-hidden-throughout-simpsons-epsiodes.flv - YouTube

[Airtrackz]

The sugar..
The Simpsons: First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women! - YouTube

[Mrblee]

"too alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all lifes problems"-homer simpson

"dont you hate pants?!"-homer simpson

"you don't make friends with salad"-homer simpson

[spoon.ek9]

http://3hourspast.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/i-choo-choo-choose-you.jpg

Do you like.... stuff?

[jjson]

Gym? What's a gym? OH, a gym!

[ZN6]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ilq8SzToP6I/U1Em0tvn4ZI/AAAAAAAAZIQ/gyJ4Elwc8dQ/s1600/out+of+ideas.png

[ToneCapone]

Mrs. Pummelhorse - YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6vPQL_aYfI

[urrh]

lisa: second place? oh man, this will just encourage her. i'm tired of her criticizing my saggy glutes
homer: quiet, her muscular ears can hear us

[Hondaracer]

The Simpsons - Homer Decides to Teach - YouTube

[Foralark]

The Simpsons - Gun Shop - YouTube

[rsx]

Skinner: Why, there are no children here at the 4H club, either! Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.

[J.Bell]

BURNS
You call that a slap? Make me slap you. (slaps Smithers) Now both (slaps both ) Now just you. (slaps Smithers) Now give me a taste. (slaps himself) Now both again. (slaps both, and fade to credits) Now all three (three slaps heard) Excellent

[highfive]

the simpsons old grey mare - YouTube

Always get a kick out of this one. hahaha

[ZN6]

One of the most heart warming scenes

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/do-it-for-her-homer-simpson.jpg

ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN TO SPRINGFEELS!

[white rocket]

The last guy to roll by. LOL! That scene has had me in stitches for years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuot9mJoaY

[Mancini]

Oh sure pork and bacon and ham come from the same animal. Some magical animal.

I have to pee. Why'd I have all that coffee and beer and watermelon.

[Razor Ramon HG]

Keep forgetting to reply to this

fascism in a nutshell - YouTube

[xeryusx]

Many of my younger hours wasted on good cartoons!

Can I come too - YouTube

[urrh]

i started watching the current season this week. not bad. had some lols