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SMDBICH
02-25-2010, 07:47 PM
YouTube- POV: Guy Buys Condoms
YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

tripleE
02-25-2010, 07:49 PM
old

1exotic
02-25-2010, 08:28 PM
old

"We dont take kindly to new folks around here"
"now calm down skinner"

"Why are you talking all fuckin cocky like your a baws"
"now calm down skinner he aint doin nothin wrong"

"DURRRKKKA DUURRR"

tripleE
02-25-2010, 08:33 PM
"We dont take kindly to new folks around here"
"now calm down skinner"

"Why are you talking all fuckin cocky like your a baws"
"now calm down skinner he aint doin nothin wrong"

"DURRRKKKA DUURRR"

o is it?? cool quotes bro
http://i610.photobucket.com/albums/tt181/gerald-bojangles/cool-story-bro.jpg

TomBox_N
02-25-2010, 08:42 PM
Do ppl still buy them at the stores? Online stuff is way better and cheaper too.
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SMDBICH
02-25-2010, 08:48 PM
If you have no self esteem (pussy) then yes you would go buy it online.

tripleE
02-25-2010, 08:48 PM
i go to a youth clinic get all the free condoms i want

CanadaGoose
02-25-2010, 08:52 PM
Do ppl still buy them at the stores? Online stuff is way better and cheaper too.
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Who the hell buys condoms online?! LOOL

Qmx323
02-25-2010, 10:02 PM
^ its a fucking oxymoron :)

JK DAWG

they are cheaper though, i guess u can buy them in bulk

hotong
02-25-2010, 10:06 PM
funny

CRS
02-25-2010, 10:08 PM
Who the hell buys condoms online?! LOOL

+1

I don't know anyone that buys condoms online...

penner2k
02-25-2010, 10:12 PM
Last week I was buying condoms... I also bought lube..
Those would be fine. Except I had ate my last banana so I grabbed bananas too.
The girl sorta gave me a weird look when I was paying for it.

Leopold Stotch
02-25-2010, 10:18 PM
^ haha that can't be true


i remember buying condoms, and i was in a pretty serious relationships so i opted for the 24 pack. of course at the check out counter was my ex's best friend. lol it was awkward, she even had the balls to ask me what these were for.

Teh Doucher
02-25-2010, 10:24 PM
this one is better,

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

Qmx323
02-25-2010, 10:25 PM
^ haha that can't be true


i remember buying condoms, and i was in a pretty serious relationships so i opted for the 24 pack. of course at the check out counter was my ex's best friend. lol it was awkward, she even had the balls to ask me what these were for.


did you say

"well i was thinking you and me could use these"?

RRxtar
02-25-2010, 10:47 PM
For all you kids who are terrified of buying condoms... I will pass a tip I read on Revscene years ago from a wise old member.

Buy em at the grocery store and goto the line with the nerdy 17 year old kid with pimples at the checkout. He will be jealous that you are getting laid making you the alpha male of the situation.



Then when you're a little older and a little more confident, you can walk proud to the till with them on your head.

tonyvu
02-25-2010, 10:49 PM
LOL... a shovel

penner2k
02-25-2010, 10:50 PM
For all you kids who are terrified of buying condoms... I will pass a tip I read on Revscene years ago from a wise old member.

Buy em at the grocery store and goto the line with the nerdy 17 year old kid with pimples at the checkout. He will be jealous that you are getting laid making you the alpha male of the situation.



Then when you're a little older and a little more confident, you can walk proud to the till with them on your head.

Or you go to Superstore and use the self checkout.

CanadaGoose
02-25-2010, 11:03 PM
Shit, if you're embarassed about buying condoms now...you're in for it when you hit that age and need to go pick up your Viagra perscription! Hahahaha

skyxx
02-26-2010, 12:55 AM
^ Wtf does this have to do with all that crap?

Meowjin
02-26-2010, 01:34 AM
woops wrong thread.

CanadaGoose
02-26-2010, 03:38 AM
Hahahah

AzNightmare
02-26-2010, 04:03 AM
ahaha this is hilarious

Wykydtron
02-26-2010, 06:18 AM
Embarassed buying condoms? hahaha. Fucking proud buying those bad boys. Who is embarassed about getting their dick wet?

Presto
02-26-2010, 06:30 AM
Last week I was buying condoms... I also bought lube..
Those would be fine. Except I had ate my last banana so I grabbed bananas too.
The girl sorta gave me a weird look when I was paying for it.

Buying phallic food with condoms and lube is a must. Also, throw in some elbow-length rubber gloves and a plunger to go along with the purchase... and a case of red bull.

SMDBICH
02-26-2010, 06:54 AM
For all you kids who are terrified of buying condoms... I will pass a tip I read on Revscene years ago from a wise old member.

Buy em at the grocery store and goto the line with the nerdy 17 year old kid with pimples at the checkout. He will be jealous that you are getting laid making you the alpha male of the situation.



Then when you're a little older and a little more confident, you can walk proud to the till with them on your head.

Lol that is one smart ass way of buying condoms
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Mugen EvOlutioN
02-26-2010, 07:11 AM
Last week I was buying condoms... I also bought lube..
Those would be fine. Except I had ate my last banana so I grabbed bananas too.
The girl sorta gave me a weird look when I was paying for it.

:haha::haha::haha: pure gold

babykiller
02-26-2010, 07:18 AM
Best one I ever was when I was in line at Safeway, and there is this guy getting whatever, veggies and milk and shit. He gets a text message, reads it, asks the cashier to wait while he grabs something quick, and comes back with lube and rubbers.

BOOTY CALL FTW

sonick
02-26-2010, 07:22 AM
Tits ftw in second video.

$_$
02-26-2010, 08:06 AM
condoms are overated....

2damaxmr2
02-26-2010, 08:39 AM
pifft who the fuck pays for rubbers. I get mine for FREE from the local health centre.

SMDBICH
02-26-2010, 02:54 PM
Question: How does it feel like buying condoms for the first time for you guys?

i first got mine at a gas station, felt like a man

jeffh
02-26-2010, 06:40 PM
best lol story was when me my gf and my best friend went to the checkout together with some pocorn and shit for a movie night, and a box of condoms.
told the old lady we were having a manage toi

Alatar
02-26-2010, 06:42 PM
menage a trois.

JSALES
02-26-2010, 10:51 PM
For all you kids who are terrified of buying condoms... I will pass a tip I read on Revscene years ago from a wise old member.

Buy em at the grocery store and goto the line with the nerdy 17 year old kid with pimples at the checkout. He will be jealous that you are getting laid making you the alpha male of the situation.



Then when you're a little older and a little more confident, you can walk proud to the till with them on your head.

LOL, should pass that on to all the younger kids

buddy
02-27-2010, 08:10 AM
+1

I don't know anyone that buys condoms online...

i do, since my XXXXXXXXXXL have to be special ordered ... :D