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02-25-2010, 07:49 PM
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#2 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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02-25-2010, 08:28 PM
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#3 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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02-25-2010, 08:33 PM
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#4 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Originally Posted by 1exotic "We dont take kindly to new folks around here"
"now calm down skinner"
"Why are you talking all fuckin cocky like your a baws"
"now calm down skinner he aint doin nothin wrong"
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02-25-2010, 08:42 PM
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#5 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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Do ppl still buy them at the stores? Online stuff is way better and cheaper too. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-25-2010, 08:48 PM
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If you have no self esteem (pussy) then yes you would go buy it online.
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02-25-2010, 08:48 PM
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#7 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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i go to a youth clinic get all the free condoms i want
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02-25-2010, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by TomBox_N Do ppl still buy them at the stores? Online stuff is way better and cheaper too. Posted via RS Mobile | Who the hell buys condoms online?! LOOL
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02-25-2010, 10:02 PM
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#9 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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^ its a fucking oxymoron 
JK DAWG
they are cheaper though, i guess u can buy them in bulk
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02-25-2010, 10:06 PM
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#10 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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02-25-2010, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by E N D L E S S Who the hell buys condoms online?! LOOL | +1
I don't know anyone that buys condoms online...
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02-25-2010, 10:12 PM
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#12 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Last week I was buying condoms... I also bought lube..
Those would be fine. Except I had ate my last banana so I grabbed bananas too.
The girl sorta gave me a weird look when I was paying for it.
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02-25-2010, 10:18 PM
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#13 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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^ haha that can't be true
i remember buying condoms, and i was in a pretty serious relationships so i opted for the 24 pack. of course at the check out counter was my ex's best friend. lol it was awkward, she even had the balls to ask me what these were for.
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02-25-2010, 10:24 PM
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02-25-2010, 10:25 PM
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#15 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by Leopold Stotch ^ haha that can't be true
i remember buying condoms, and i was in a pretty serious relationships so i opted for the 24 pack. of course at the check out counter was my ex's best friend. lol it was awkward, she even had the balls to ask me what these were for. |
did you say
"well i was thinking you and me could use these"?
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02-25-2010, 10:47 PM
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#16 | | what manner of phaggotry is this
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For all you kids who are terrified of buying condoms... I will pass a tip I read on Revscene years ago from a wise old member.
Buy em at the grocery store and goto the line with the nerdy 17 year old kid with pimples at the checkout. He will be jealous that you are getting laid making you the alpha male of the situation.
Then when you're a little older and a little more confident, you can walk proud to the till with them on your head.
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02-25-2010, 10:49 PM
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#17 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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LOL... a shovel
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02-25-2010, 10:50 PM
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#18 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by RRxtar For all you kids who are terrified of buying condoms... I will pass a tip I read on Revscene years ago from a wise old member.
Buy em at the grocery store and goto the line with the nerdy 17 year old kid with pimples at the checkout. He will be jealous that you are getting laid making you the alpha male of the situation.
Then when you're a little older and a little more confident, you can walk proud to the till with them on your head. | Or you go to Superstore and use the self checkout.
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02-25-2010, 11:03 PM
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Shit, if you're embarassed about buying condoms now...you're in for it when you hit that age and need to go pick up your Viagra perscription! Hahahaha
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02-26-2010, 12:55 AM
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^ Wtf does this have to do with all that crap?
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02-26-2010, 01:34 AM
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woops wrong thread.
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02-26-2010, 03:38 AM
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Hahahah
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02-26-2010, 04:03 AM
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#23 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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ahaha this is hilarious
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02-26-2010, 06:18 AM
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#24 | | RS controls my life!
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Embarassed buying condoms? hahaha. Fucking proud buying those bad boys. Who is embarassed about getting their dick wet?
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02-26-2010, 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted by penner2k Last week I was buying condoms... I also bought lube..
Those would be fine. Except I had ate my last banana so I grabbed bananas too.
The girl sorta gave me a weird look when I was paying for it. | Buying phallic food with condoms and lube is a must. Also, throw in some elbow-length rubber gloves and a plunger to go along with the purchase... and a case of red bull.
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