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02-26-2010, 09:39 AM
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| Ape goes into rehab for smoking and drinking
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MOSCOW - A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday. An ex-performer, Zhora became aggressive at his circus and was transferred to a zoo in the southern Russian city of Rostov, where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers and picked up his two vices.
"The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze," the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.
It added he has now been transferred to the city of Kazan, about 800 km (500 miles) east of Moscow, for rehabilitation treatment.
Source: http://www.theprovince.com/travel/Bo...616/story.html
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02-26-2010, 09:42 AM
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02-26-2010, 10:00 AM
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thats f-ing sad.
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02-26-2010, 10:09 AM
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02-26-2010, 10:16 AM
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WTF!!!!
how the hell did a ape get addicted in the 1st place
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02-26-2010, 10:32 AM
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now i know why smoking and drinking is legal
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02-26-2010, 10:35 AM
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02-26-2010, 10:36 AM
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vodka !!
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02-26-2010, 10:58 AM
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reminds me of Mr.Teeny
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02-26-2010, 12:29 PM
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LOL thats wack
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02-26-2010, 12:30 PM
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wow that is fucked
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02-26-2010, 12:38 PM
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I would definitely not want to be the one taking the cig out of his hand, might get my face ripped off
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02-26-2010, 12:45 PM
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at first glance I thought it was someone from Richmond.
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02-26-2010, 01:09 PM
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how did he get access to booze & cig in the first place? How did he learn the light the cig up?
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02-26-2010, 01:45 PM
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LOL wonder what kinda shit be going down if i was having a few beers and passing the doob to this ape
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02-26-2010, 01:47 PM
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i hope he doesnt just monkey around in rehab
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02-26-2010, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by q0192837465 how did he get access to booze & cig in the first place? How did he learn the light the cig up? | i bet you he pick it up watching the guest smoke and picking up their ciggarrete butt.
than it is reinforce when more asshole guest come and see the ape sucking on cigarrette butt, thinking its fucking cute and gave him more.
same deal with the booze
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02-27-2010, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by threezero i bet you he pick it up watching the guest smoke and picking up their ciggarrete butt.
than it is reinforce when more asshole guest come and see the ape sucking on cigarrette butt, thinking its fucking cute and gave him more.
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