[jeff_alexander]

If you could write a letter to yourself in the past, what would you say?

It could be yourself from any time period about anything.

Here is mine:

"Dear self aged 8,

Do feed the next door dog chocolate, that fucker is going to bite you"

[MikeyStyle]

lol

[Qmx323]

"Dear XXXX,

Please work hard in school."

[andrei]

Dear self age 16,

Don't drive without a licence

[SpuGen]

Dear self Aged 14.
Do not join a site called Revscene. The next 7 years of your life has better things to do.
If you find yourself reading this post, self, you fucked up. GG.

[misteranswer]

02 04 24 25 47 48

[skyxx]

^ LOL!

[pawdregry4g]

^^ hahaaah

"Dear self age 10,
don't buy that computer"

[miss_crayon]

02 04 24 25 47 48

I didn't get this at first (and maybe I still don't) but is this in morse? code? If so, smart!!

[rsx]

I didn't get this at first (and maybe I still don't) but is this in morse? code? If so, smart!!

lottery numbers?:rolleyes:

[pawdregry4g]

I didn't get this at first (and maybe I still don't) but is this in morse? code? If so, smart!!

Could be, but more likely some strange code to a pot of gold *hint hint* :thumbsup:

[YK86]

I didn't get this at first (and maybe I still don't) but is this in morse? code? If so, smart!!

I think it's more the winning numbers for Lotto 649 or something.

EDIT ^Beat me to it lol

[TOS'd]

Dear self age 9,

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT look into mom and dad's room to see if they are asleep yet, ever. For what has been seen cannot be unseen.

[FN-2199]

Dear self age 5,

That isn't chocolate.

[flagella]

Dear self age 9,

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT look into mom and dad's room to see if they are asleep yet, ever. For what has been seen cannot be unseen.

Rofl dude, my life would be fucking ruined if that ever happened to me. Sorry for you man.

[skyxx]

Dear self age 9,

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT look into mom and dad's room to see if they are asleep yet, ever. For what has been seen cannot be unseen.

And that's why you're on RevScene now! DEAL WITH IT!

[Grandmaster TSE]

dear self age 10
fuck that shit and go find another girl, like that cute one over there that likes you, she turns out hot!!!

[Senna4ever]

Dear younger self,

- Spend more time with your grandparents!
- When an attractive co-worker seemingly wants to bed you, do not hesitate, you fucking asshole!

[HonestTea]

Dear self age 14 - 18

Try harder in school, you fucking slacker! Move on to the next girl and bang the other girls! As many as you can!!

[hk20000]

Dear self at age 16,

don't buy that AE86.

[Shead]

Dear elementary school self. if the teacher puts u on the spot infront of the whole class, you tell that old witch she gonna die old alone with that tone of voice, and i dont have to take shit from no one in this crappy school. you will learn in the future u can learn everything from the internet and that your teacher is actually a moron.

[Shun Izaki]

dear self aged 14,

don't be fat

kthxbai

[The Situation]

dear self age of 2 years ago,

please do not buy any lehman brothers or citi stock. spend on hookers and blow instead.

[Ducdesmo]

Buy shares in google, microsoft and apple.

[lowside67]

Dear self 10 years ago,

Trademark "VANOC". Defend your trademark vigorously.

-Mark

[Vansterdam]

^ i was thinking of buying shares in GOOGLE and condoms/male enhancements :lol

[tacobell]

Dear self childhood,

don't grow up, these will be the best years of your life

[Ch28]

Dear younger self,

Spend all of your money and mom and dad's money to buy as many shares in Microsoft, Google and Apple as you can. Sit back until 2010 because we'll be insanely rich by then. In the meantime make sure you trademark Twitter, Myspace and Facebook.

[murd0c]

Dear younger self,

Fuck as many females as possible while young and still in shape!!!

P.S sue from famous players is the one so stop when you meet her.
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[twitchyzero]

dear self aged 14,

don't be fat

kthxbai

quoted for the lulz

note to self high-school aged twitchyzero:

fuck the curriculum! only grade 12 counts so enjoy your time 100% throughout most of your high school years.

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

dear self aged 17 : party 3 x harder when you had the chance

[q0192837465]

Dear me,

Party hard. You will have all the money in the world since I will give u the winning lottery ticket for the next 10 years. Go to school only when u have nothing else to do.

[MarkyMark]

Dear me age 3, the first time you ride your tricycle down the stairs it's fun, the second time you get hurt
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[Ikkaku]

Dear me in grade 6

stop fucking being shy and talk to people. Oh, and get out of french immersion because it's not glorious like they make it seem, and you won't remember shit anyways.

[simsimi1004]

dear 12.
spill mcdonalds coffe and sue them for not having a HOT warning label.
always carry condoms
(youtube src code)

[Inaii]

Dear self, age 16.

Don't go to the party! You're going to get grounded for 2 months and you'll lose a great friendship.

Also, self age 18,
don't stay the extra 2 days camping on the grad trip. It turns out just being you and N/J. Awkward... OH! or at least if you decide to stay, remember to get extra batteries so your cd player doesn't die halfway through the night and you're stuck listening to them @_@

[akalic]

adbdcccacb TFTFTTFFTF

[SMDBICH]

Dear self gr 8,

dont slip on that fucken banana

[Inaii]

^mario kart moment? lol

[Preemo]

Dear Mr.Moron Age 14,

That idiot who told you masturbation causes blindness was a total fucking lie. All those months of missed fwaps can now be avoided.

Enjoy.

[nack]

Dear self, grade 8

stay away from so and so, she will stalk you for 6 months

idiot

[liu13]

^ porn was crap back then though

dear 8 year old, pick up a basketball and get to work fatty

[SMDBICH]

^mario kart moment? lol

Sure you can say that... more like a 2 for 1 tho, slipped on that banana, stepped back up and slip onto it again...... embarrassing much, my friend stood their and laugh at me =[

[tripleE]

^mario kart moment? lol

he was running to class and slipped on a banana peel twice
iin white pants :haha::haha::haha:

[hk20000]

^ never seen that happen before but wow.

Dear myself in Gr6

don't go to the boys' only highschool. you will be virgin for life.

[FI-Z33]

Dear self at 16-17,

I'm so proud of you for staying strong and never giving up. You deserve what you have now.

[ziggyx]

dear self in dad's ball sack,

out of the millions you are up against, you are the one that's going to fucking win.

[Senna4ever]

Buy shares in google, microsoft and apple.

...and Nintendo!

[SMDBICH]

Note to self: on your 12th bday, remember to grab that kid balls and pull as hard as you can or he will, i repeat, he will fuck you up

[LUUUUUUUU]

Dear self,

it's a tarp!

[Stevie P]

Don't throw that rotten onion, no matter how funny you think it will be.

[tripleE]

dear self 15
pick them better

[TRD Rs200]

Dear self in grade10

NEVER LET THAT BITCH GO! RMB TO TAP THAT SHIT

[Chuck Norris]

Long list:

Appreciate your mother and father. They won't be around for as long as you think and they sacrificed so much for you and when they're gone you will regret it.

Take school seriously, in the long run, it will be the single biggest change in your life. Become a doctor or surgeon, it's what you will want when you're older and will have nothing to do with the money.

Do not make making money such a priority, it will not make you happy.

Stay with the girls you feel like dumping, and dump the ones you feel like spending forever with. When you're older, you know that you had it the wrong way round.

If you're going to get married, marry Karen Wong.

Travel abroad for school.

Take a walk when you get mad, it's not worth the damage to fight every battle.

[AutozamAZ-3]

Dear me in grade 6

stop fucking being shy and talk to people. Oh, and get out of french immersion because it's not glorious like they make it seem, and you won't remember shit anyways.

Man story of my life.
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[Benz_05TSX]

Dear age 12,

should've fucked your first gf when you had the chance, she becomes a slut later on anyways, you might as well be the can opener.

[InvisibleSoul]

In the meantime make sure you trademark Twitter, Myspace and Facebook.
That doesn't make sense.

Those things are successful not because of what they are named.

If you had already trademarked Twitter, MySpace and Facebook, those three services would be named something completely different...

Meaning it wouldn't have made a difference if you had trademarked Twitter, MySpace and Facebook 10 years ago. You wouldn't have made a dime from it.

What would make more sense is if you told yourself to DESIGN the Twitter, MySpace and Facebook services...

[!Nhan]

dear me aged 14. don't go to paris. you will come back +15 lbs and never be able to lose it.

dear me aged 17. try fucking hard in gr 12 and go to school sooner than later.

dear me aged 22. treat her well cuz she is one of a kind

dear me aged 23. learn how to use your money wisely.

[miss_crayon]

dear miss_ c a couple days ago,

Learn not to post when you are unsure of things or else you'll get a gazillion fails.

[124Y]

Dear self @ 17... man up and admit you like that girl! She had a crush on you for the longest time!!

[you!]

dear younger self,

JUST DO IT.

[Drow]

dear 1 year ago self,

everything will be better.

[typ.]

Dear elementary life,

.. uhm..

[hchang]

Dear Younger Self...

Buy a fuckload of real estate and land.

[Gridlock]

Gridlock, age 21

Don't date people you meet at Subway. Like, ever.

[rien]

Dear younger jensing,

DROP that class and don't write those damn provincials.
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[Xzecution'R]

Dear younger self

keep doing what you're doing math, ,socials, bio go ahead and skip them classes. keep going to P.E. and Mechanics. take mechanics seriously like you are now and while those retards are spraying eachother with WD-40 keep working on that motor. your hard work will pay off.

[hongy]

Dear younger self

When you were presented with the chance to go to school outside of vancouver, you should've taken it.

Never date a fob chick let a lone 3 of them.

[Ilagon]

Dear self aged 4,

Don't steal those crayons from Zellers. Your dad will find out and you will get your ass belted!!

[Shun Izaki]

Dear me a couple hours ago

remember, if you're going to reset the instance 5 times, you won't be able to go to any others... FML

[DanHibiki]

Wow I think this all the time as I had a life-changing experience for the worse.

Dear age 23,

Take your injuries more seriously.

[achiam]

-ditched deadbeat friends earlier
-gone to a private school
-applied to other universities outside of BC
-travelled way more, earlier

[Dan_Guy]

Dear Me

Don't change a thing.

[murd0c]

I'm suprised no one has said this yet but I would right my self a letter about all of my friends and family that have passed so hopefully they can avoid the early deaths.
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[palepilsenpin0y]

dear me @ 17: why the hell did you break up with her?

[underdawgIV]

Dear Me in high school. Fuck playing on the school team, just go study a bit harder so you can go to MIT instead.

[DC5-S]

lol I actually got a email from myself 5 years ago about a month ago asking me if I got my career job now, etc etc.. funny thing is I dont remember at all ever writing it..

[Girl]

Dear Girl (5 years ago),

Do not invite your childhood friend to the beach this summer no matter how heart broken she is. If she does come, do not let her drink, but if all else fails and you find yourself lying on the sand and feel as if your innards have exploded, DO NOT tell your other friends you're okay, get them to call that ambulance. Who the fuck cares if people watch you being taken away on a stretcher. You'll thank me later. Good Luck.


Sincerely,

Girl (5 years later)

[SkippyLang]

Dear gr8-11 self,

skip class, get more jobs, and party harder because your grades only matter in gr12 and beyond.

[ajax]

Dear younger me,

1) Fuck soccer and join basketball and football before high school.
2) Don't go to school dances drunk.
3) If girls in elementary school ask who you like, it means they like you.
4) Stay away from the girl who almost ruined your future relationship.
5) Forget about physics and any other science. Take more business courses instead.
6) Buy Google shares when they have their IPO. Sell them in mid 2004. Market will crash in late 2008 so short sell.

Sincerely,
Future you

[ae101]

dear self in 13yrs, telling your teachers that everyone is born to wait for death was a bad idea cuz later there gonna think your gonna kill yourself & dads gonna really kill u afterward

[liu13]

learn how to play poker asap, save as much as possible for the 2008 crash, dump it into gold and baidu

[urrh]

dear 7 y.o. me, don't start punting rocks on the playground, you almost blinded a girl! idiot.

dear 13 y.o. me, keep that ugly mustache shaved and party hard.

and finally, to 2007 me; watch out for 2008. get back on the horse asap.

[The_AK]

dear me age 17,
get a god damn haircut

[spoon.ek9]

dear self age 14-20

do NOT listen to your mother. she is a lying, manipulative, self-serving, maniacal bitch. she has brainwashed you all your life.

dear self age 7

choose to live with your father after the divorce.

[q0192837465]

dear self age 14-20

do NOT listen to your mother. she is a lying, manipulative, self-serving, maniacal bitch. she has brainwashed you all your life.

dear self age 7

choose to live with your father after the divorce.

ouch

[spoon.ek9]

meh, it's ok. all turned out well in my life :D

[quasi]

Dear 17 year old me, that OX of a kid did not steal your wallet you left it in another pair of pants. Punching him in the face in the middle of class and calling him a thief was a bad idea.

Trust me, appolagizing once you realize it was at home the whole time will be fucking embarrsing.

[jpark]

dear 15 year old me, cut your fuken mushroom hair cut you're not cool

[Jgresch]

Dear 17 year old me.
That riced out honda is NOT cool. don't buy it.

Dear 18 year old me.
It does look nice, but it is a hyundai! run away and buy a honda

[Tegra_Devil]

Dear Younger Tegra_Devil,

The condom will break during a hot and heavy sex session on April.23rd/2010.
go anal or titty fuck instead.
































.....j/k

[optiblue]

649 winning numbers ftw :)

[greyfixation]

Instead of the past, I'd write to myself from a few days in advance.

Dear self from this Friday,

Please write back to this self with numbers to the LottoMax.

Appreciate it,
This self

[Tegra_Devil]

^^^i may be confused...but wouldnt that still be writing to your past...since technically you are still doing the writing?

[The_AK]

Instead of the past, I'd write to myself from a few days in advance.

Dear self from this Friday,

Please write back to this self with numbers to the LottoMax.

Appreciate it,
This self

i bid you good luck sir

[MG1]

Holy shit there's so much to write to myself about. Not everything turned out bad, but crap, a lot of bad decisions on my part. No one should be allowed to make that many bad decisions in a life time. Ha ha.

[CanadaGoose]

Buuump

Thought I'd bring this one back up since New Years is just around the corner now

[Wongtouski]

Dear Highschool self,

Stop being a fucking nerd and go out with every chick that you like/likes you, get some valuable experience and stop listening to your mom about studying (that much).

[tonyzoomzoom]

Buy Bre-X while it's still a penny stock.

[yellowpower]

Dear yesterday self, don't waste your time reading this whole thread and then posting a comment.

[Matlock]

Letter to myself: B
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[Not really racist!]

Just fucking ask, don't be a pussy!

[Shun Izaki]

Dear DIGGY of yesteryear.

Remember, if you waste 10 years or so on RS... it'll all be worth it... keep on keepin' on

oh, and spam more on EZBoard + the spam thread when we had it...

[dlo]

Dear DIGGY of yesteryear.

Remember, if you waste 10 years or so on RS... it'll all be worth it... keep on keepin' on

oh, and spam more on EZBoard + the spam thread when we had it...

diggy aka byrck? lol

[jonwon]

Dear younger Bradford,

2006 Porsche Carrera 4S doesn't have turbo.

Sincerely,
Bradford Chow

[mb_]

Dear younger me,

You should have hit that

[Shun Izaki]

diggy aka byrck? lol

hey now, i had DIGGY before bryck... how you know that goof? :D he's a good brah XD

pm me if you don't want it out in the open :P

[BNR32_Coupe]

dear me aged 14. don't go to paris. you will come back +15 lbs and never be able to lose it.

dear me aged 17. try fucking hard in gr 12 and go to school sooner than later.

dear me aged 22. treat her well cuz she is one of a kind

dear me aged 23. learn how to use your money wisely.

i like how money problems come after you get a one of a kind girl!

[!Yaminashi]

Dont spend so much money on phones cause in the end you're just gonna end up on a blackberry anyway..

[insomniac]

Dear me (5 years ago)
You should went to Magee or Churchill instead of pw.
You Should start to trying in gr10.
You Should save up.
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[J____]

Dear me,
Why did you say no before she got famous..
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[Orion]

dear the me from yesterday,

stay close to a washroom at 3:30... exploding diarrhea

[bloodmack]

Eh, I like my life now and if i was to correct the errors I've made in the past I wouldn't of learned from them. Except this one time with this white chick.. :P

[BoostedEFHatch]

Buy milk noob!

[StylinRed]

a Conviction and a Case Dismissal or Not Guilty Indictment are the same thing under the eyes of corporations