[asian_XL]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2010/3/10/47%20That%20is%20One%20Slappy%20Face.jpg

[Big.Xero]

"who the fuck is this, pagin me at 5:46 in the mo'nin, crack a dawn n'"

[Greenstoner]

^ biggie smalls.. LOL

[tool001]

hello? can i speak to jenny craig

[Drow]

excuse pizza hut? 4 large pizza pwez

[ShanghaiKid]

I CAN SMELLS... THE FRIED CHIKKENZ!

[Tegra_Devil]

IZ ALLERGIC TO DEEZ NUTS, IZ CALL DA AMPULAMPS!

[mrclean604]

bring ambulampse

[mc.]

Herro, Jeffield here. What do you mean my car doesn't belong.....

[Qmx323]

bitch you betta deliva my pizza within 30 minutes or ima eat my phone

[!Tigger]

"bitch wheres ma foods?"

[shenmecar]

Harro? Harro?

[Culture_Vulture]

more like, "Harro, Peter Chao here"

[greendb7]

MA, MEATLOAF

[TOS'd]

"does it have turbo?"

[Vancouver240sx]

"Maury?"

[tool001]

i have friends, who have friends, who are well connected...

[underscore]

"so what're you wearing?"

[SMDBICH]

"Yeah hold up, i gotta shut this bitch first"

[carisear]

"hello? hold on, i'm on RS posting a thread called 'Caption this'."

[RevYouUp]

dammmmmmmmmmmmm....dat asss

[nack]

"hey mum, don't forget to bring the 10 big macs and the 10 whoppers....etc"

[typ.]

"Stop Trolling!"

[Gt-R R34]

"my name is Bradford Chow, and I need help"

[rsx]

Telus: The Future is Fat

[hypediss]

"herro tasty wok, actually solly tasty wok closed i haz eats it" ^____^

[babas]

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now"

[Ronin]

I RAFF I RUSE?

[RFlush]

"Hello, my name is [AOW]Diggy/Jun Kitami/04abprsx/Shun Izaki"

[Shun Izaki]

"Hello, my name is [AOW]Diggy/Jun Kitami/04abprsx/Shun Izaki"

Hi, my name's Rflush, and i'm onnneeee butthurt dude, i can't believe you got all my nick's right.

[RRxtar]

[Biggie] Yo!
[P. Dad] Yo Big wake up wake up baby
[Biggie] Mmm, yo...
[P. Dad] Yo Big wake yo' ass up c'mon
[Biggie] I'm up! I'm up. *mumbling* I'm up I'm up
[P. Dad] Big, wake up!
[Biggie] I'm up baby, what the fuck, man? What's up?
[P. Dad] C'mon now it's a quarter to six we got the 7:30 flight
[Biggie] Mmm, *mumbling* yeah
[P. Dad] Yo Big Big, Big
[Biggie] Yeah I hear you dogg, I hear you, alright, 7:30
[P. Dad] Yo take down this information
[Biggie] Ain't no pen
[P. Dad] Tell your girl then to remember it or somethin
[Biggie] Aight honey, yeah write this down
[P. Dad] Aight, ummm, flight five-oh-four
[Biggie] Five-oh-four
[P. Dad] Leaving Kennedy
[Biggie] mumbling Kennedy
[P. Dad] On the L-A-X
[Biggie] Oh! Cali??
[P. Dad] No doubt baby, you know we gotta get this paper
[Biggie] Ahh, no doubt, aight
[P. Dad] You aight?
[Biggie] I'm up, I'm up
[P. Dad] Yo Big
[Biggie] I'm UP man
[P. Dad] Flight five-oh-four
[Biggie] Alright 7:30 I'ma meet you at the airport
[P. Dad] California
[Biggie] Yeh

[!Tigger]

New Picture!
http://i44.tinypic.com/whd5xu.jpg

[Strzelec]

"I could only fit that much of him into my mouth"
Posted via RS Mobile (http://www.revscene.net/forums/announcement.php?a=228)

[mrclean604]

"blowjobs"

[mc.]

I embezzeled all that money because I am this big.

[underscore]

"Your honour, the witness is being horribly biased. Also, his penis is only this big."

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

jigga what? you messed up my take out order? i said fu young fried rice motherfucker.

[Amped]

"I'd give up bjs for this much cheese"

[!LittleDragon]

Holy assface

[EX-R]

hey look! im picking his nose!

[raygunpk]

hey, it's uh, tiger....