[jeff_alexander]

If you had to get rid of a body, how would you do it?

I'll most likely do what this guy does.

http://4chanarchive.org/images/202399150/1267428262866.jpg

[boatcaptain]

make soup out of the bone!! : )

[StylinRed]

feed most of it to pigs and bury the rest deep within the ground of my vast property and eventually sell off the property to corporations like Costco or for housing development so that once facilities get built the police won't dare threaten corporations by tearing up what is now their property

[raygunpk]

liquefy and carry in backpack

[SumAznGuy]

Don't forget BBQ pork buns or hamburgers.

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

feed it to the wolves

[murd0c]

I'm big into 4x4ing and the back country and honestly I know thousands of places to take a body that would never be found.

Basically I would take the body deep in the bush, dig a 6' deep grave and toss it in. On top of that I would get a number bags of lime that I would pour all over the body so it dissolves the body and bone. Now I would cover it back up and put a bunch of leaf's to try to show the ground has not been disturbed as much.

After that burn all the clothes you were wearing including shoes. I would then get my truck vacuumed and may even sell it or I would of used a beater I could take to the junk yard after so there would be no trace.

For a alibi I would buy a movie ticket to a movie I have already seen so if someone has any questions I would be able to say I was watching that movie :D


Taking hits 50k LOL

[eddoe]

I would say that it's a friend who wanted his body donated to science.

[Hondaracer]

That "anonymous" guy is an idiot, taking extra time to do any of those things would just heat you the fuck out

if I had to i'd cut the body up, stuff it in a garbage can, load the rest of the can with ready mix concrete, put garbage can on a boat, go out into the ocean, toss can over, voilà
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[liu13]

burn the thing into ashes, then take a hammer and smash all teeth

[asahai69]

Just like this

YouTube- Snatch - Brick Top warns about Pig Farmers

[Phil@rise]

His methods are painfully slow inefficient and not fun.
Tarps chainsaws and fire in that order are the most fun quick and offer easiest cleanup just use lots of accelerant and dispose of the head through a manual meat grinder i's far more satisfying then pulling and smashing teeth.
The chainsaw and tarps must also be burnt. Consider that an incurred cost of business. The saw doesn't need to melt down or anything just get hot enough to destroy any DNA left through its internals. It should also be disposed of somewhere far from the scene.
When your done let me know and I'll delete this post. You don't want it to like premeditation or anything.

[ziggyx]

I would call Mr. Wolf from pulp fiction. Knows what he's doing and on top of that, he drives a nsx ;)

YouTube- Winston Wolf - I Solve Problems

[rsx]

Call Dex?

[JordanLee]

Anons guide to disposal is like EXACTLY the same to how Tony disposes bodies on The Sopranos.

[murd0c]

His methods are painfully slow inefficient and not fun.
Tarps chainsaws and fire in that order are the most fun quick and offer easiest cleanup just use lots of accelerant and dispose of the head through a manual meat grinder i's far more satisfying then pulling and smashing teeth.
The chainsaw and tarps must also be burnt. Consider that an incurred cost of business. The saw doesn't need to melt down or anything just get hot enough to destroy any DNA left through its internals. It should also be disposed of somewhere far from the scene.
When your done let me know and I'll delete this post. You don't want it to like premeditation or anything.

Just make sure the chainsaw has the chain on it eh :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:


So me and Phil were having a fire with a bunch of buddys. My one buddy has the chainsaw with no chain on it and starts it up. So he turn's around and points the saw inches away from his chest and pulls the handle. You should of seen Phil run it honestly was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Just that reaction like he was going to die.


:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

[mc.]

Call Dex?

+1 Dexter probably has 100 + kills.

[Phil@rise]

he shoved it into my gut at full throttle not just inches from my chest


APRIL FOOLS!

Not so funny

[BeefCake4000]

Read a book called "The Ice Man" by Philip Carlo. I am sure it's going to give you a lot of great ideas.

[tegz]

Just watch Dexter, he does it daily.

[murd0c]

Murder the person with a icicle so no weapon can ever be found.

[distanc3]

open the next Sandwich Nazi

[dinamix]

best way to hide a body is to bury it at a cemetery and putting with someone else in a coffin.

[//RacingSpirit>>]

best way to hide a body is to bury it at a cemetery and putting with someone else in a coffin.

That's gotta be the dumbest idea. Without heavy machinery, it'll take way too long to move all the dirt to reach the container the coffin is placed in. And even if you are able to reach the container in a reasonable amount of time with multiple diggers, the lid is HEAVY. Lastly, do you not have any respect for the dead?

[Brianrietta]

Lastly, do you not have any respect for the dead?

People who have to get rid of a body probably don't, no.

[Hondaracer]

That's gotta be the dumbest idea. Without heavy machinery, it'll take way too long to move all the dirt to reach the container the coffin is placed in. And even if you are able to reach the container in a reasonable amount of time with multiple diggers, the lid is HEAVY. Lastly, do you not have any respect for the dead?

lol respect for the dead when your trying to hide a dead body?

also it wouldnt take 5 minutes with a small excavator to get to a coffin, wrap a chain around the coffin, lift it up, put body in, coffin down and backfill could be done in under 15 miunutes with somone who knew what they were doing

[hk20000]

15 minutes is a lot when you consider the time you drive a digger into a cemetery and drive it back out. Those things don't drive very fast so I'm guessing you have a 18 wheeler waiting outside.

No doesn't sound tight at all.

[noventa]

Just blender the body and flush the foo down ze toilet!

[moomooCow]

Slap chop?

[you!]

i would just eat it
nom nom nom

[AutozamAZ-3]

That "anonymous" guy is an idiot, taking extra time to do any of those things would just heat you the fuck out

if I had to i'd cut the body up, stuff it in a garbage can, load the rest of the can with ready mix concrete, put garbage can on a boat, go out into the ocean, toss can over, voilà
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Will it still smell through the concrete?
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[keifun]

throw the body into a tub of NaOH..and let it dissolve away.

[jaguar604]

How about don't kill anybody.

[TheKingdom2000]

Call Dex?

There is a flaw with dexters killings though.. he dumps the bodies in the ocean in just a plastic bag? Remember in one of the episodes when they found the dumping site... shit hit the fan. the bodies didnt have enough time to decompose... which is bad...

I think cremation would be the safest option? but, who has a giant furnace to cremate someone?

[TheKingdom2000]

throw the body into a tub of NaOH..and let it dissolve away.

i'm pretty sure you would need like 15M-20M NaOH for that to work...

[butter_sashimi]

Anonymous sure is cautious...Not everyone has access to a boat, chemicals or tools like a big chainsaw which will essentially make a whole lot of noise when you use it. If someone borrowed/rented my boat hauling an unusual container encrusted with concrete, it may stick in my memory and no one would want that chance happening. You want to be quiet and discrete to the human senses and to memory.

Does NaOH give off any odors during reactions? >_>

[RabidRat]

I would call Mr. Wolf from pulp fiction. Knows what he's doing and on top of that, he drives a nsx ;)

YouTube- Winston Wolf - I Solve Problems (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANPsHKpti48)

fuck YES!

[slammer111]

There are tons of ways to get rid of a body. Chop it up and chuck out a piece the size of a ham each week. Ppl throw food out all the time. You'd have to chop up the hands and feet though, as they're easily identifiable as human remains.

The hardest part is the skull to be honest. That one you'd have to smash into little pieces to make sure it's not recognizable.

Another way to do it is either bury it somewhere extremely remote in the wilderness (ie far far away from GVRD), or torch the body until it's charcoal, then just pulverize and scatter into the ocean or a forest.

Man, can't believe u guys got me thinking about this at 3am. :lol

[Manic!]

Just weigh it down and throw it in the ocean.

[slammer111]

^ That doesn't work. As the body decomposes, the limbs will separate. Then the parts not attached to the cement or whatnot float to the surface and wash ashore.

I have no idea how I know this.

[The Situation]

Why would you need to get rid of a body? In Vancouver, you can kill someone in broad day light, and NO ONE (especially the cops) could find you.

[Vansterdam]

DEX FTW

[threezero]

There is a flaw with dexters killings though.. he dumps the bodies in the ocean in just a plastic bag? Remember in one of the episodes when they found the dumping site... shit hit the fan. the bodies didnt have enough time to decompose... which is bad...

I think cremation would be the safest option? but, who has a giant furnace to cremate someone?

i don't think Dex's method is flaw. Disposing a body is always the hardest part to a perfect murder and when you are a serial killer with 100 kills under your belt there is not many different unique safe dump site that you can use to store all those body, Dex was using the predug cemetery method before and finally settle on the ocean . Having access to large amount of chemical to speed up decomposition process would seen fishy for a blood analyst and is hard to store and not be notice by his family members not to mention would trigger a shitload of question if one of his cop buddy finds out.

if his case i think the ocean is perfect, it is easily accessible by his boat, while the ocean doesn't actively speed up decomposition all the little creatures in the ocean helps to strip any evidence that might have been left on the body.


and as Dex have prove it is ok for the body to be found, the most important thing is to not leave any evidence to be trace back to the perpetrator.

[hal0g0dv2]

Murder the person with a icicle so no weapon can ever be found.

hahah the ice gun

[StealthFighter]

Basically I would take the body deep in the bush, dig a 6' deep grave and toss it in. On top of that I would get a number bags of lime that I would pour all over the body so it dissolves the body and bone. Now I would cover it back up and put a bunch of leaf's to try to show the ground has not been disturbed as much.


F.Y.I. it's lye that breaks down a body, not lime. lime will actually preserve a body pretty well. lye you can't buy anywhere, but lime you can.

My forensics prof told us about a guy who thought it was lime and when they found the body it was in perfect condition.

[Gumby]

F.Y.I. it's lye that breaks down a body, not lime. lime will actually preserve a body pretty well. lye you can't buy anywhere, but lime you can.

My forensics prof told us about a guy who thought it was lime and when they found the body it was in perfect condition.
Maybe your forensics prof was talking about murdoc. :p

[CP.AR]

turn the body into a mummy and dump it in Egypt somewhere

[MDMA]

Don't forget to smash the teeth guys
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[AzNightmare]

I think what's more important is not getting rid of the body. That's tough. It's more easier to not leave any evidence behind. A bit harder, but easier than disposing a body.

[Manic!]

^ That doesn't work. As the body decomposes, the limbs will separate. Then the parts not attached to the cement or whatnot float to the surface and wash ashore.

I have no idea how I know this.

So the parts will not be recognizable.

[Cman333]

YouTube- Snoop Dogg Serial Killer

[Hondaracer]

Will it still smell through the concrete?
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Doubtfull as concrete has a very high PH like lime

not that it would matter if it was at the bottom of the ocean
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