[raygunpk]

http://gizmodo.com/5496451/sexting-tiger-threatened-to-slap-spank-bite-and-fuck-till-mercy

Tiger:Sent: 03:42 PM 09/08/2009:
Hurry so i come in that ass

LOL

[JSALES]

haha

[Razor Ramon HG]

And he's back in the headlines, LOL

[3seriesBeeM]

HAHAHA "have you ever had a golden shower done to you" LOL

[tegz]

GOLDEN SHOWER/.... LOL!

[skillznrice]

aww i was hoping to see her side of text too!
but just tiger's text are all golden

[Greenstoner]

didnt read everything and i wouldnt blame Tiger for his fantasy.. lol coz those are my fantasy as well

[shenmecar]

LOL

[MaximalLazy]

the alien wizard has cast his mighty spell again!

[TypeRNammer]

YouTube- Tiger Woods South Park parody - FULL

LOL

[bcedhk]

No turkey unless it's a club sandwich

bahahaha

[illicitstylz]

I'm sure she's a nice girl.....
Nahhhhhhhhht
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[nack]

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA

[ra1nn]

LOL HAHAHA

[ajax]

Take notes people.

[hchang]

"Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own"
"Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise"

And this is coming from a guy who plays golf... LOL.

[ak6]

Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

LOL These are hilarious

[FI-Z33]

while i was reading that ,i was trying to imagine his face when he was saying that..
LOL

[asahai69]

tiger woods is awesome

[v.Rossi]

my fucking idol, tiger woods. add charlie harper along that list too.

Tiger:Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009:
I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before i go:)

even got that lil smily going on.

YouTube- Bitches love smiley faces

[Onassis]

YouTube- Tiger Woods South Park parody - FULL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUCZ7P0xdFU)

LOL

http://www.xepisodes.com/southpark/episodes/1401/Sexual-Healing.html

Full episode

[hal0g0dv2]

Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

are these real

[v.Rossi]

^ of course, if i was rich as fuck i would be texting the same thing.

[LsquareD]

HAHAHAHAAH

[flagella]

man this guy's dirtier than I thought

[Alpine50]

LOL tigers crazy man never thought that kinda guy would be saying all this HAHAHA
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[The Situation]

Tiger Woods is the first billionaire athlete -- this guy deserves that many girlfriends.

[LiquidTurbo]

I feel like I need to bring this back into this thread..

YouTube- Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix

[LiquidTurbo]

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
I want to be deep inside you
Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around
Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:
For years. And punish you for not seeing me more
Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth

:facepalm:

So what's this going to do with his comeback? Apparently there are HUNDREDS of texts and she saved them all. Supposedly more coming in the following days. LOL.

[124Y]

LOLLLLL What a horny nigga!

[SkinnyPupp]

I love how everyone assumes that this isn't complete bullshit

[Vansterdam]

bullshit or not

TIGERS a G

YouTube- Tiger Woods South Park parody - FULL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUCZ7P0xdFU)

LOL
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

[Gumby]

The ONLY thing Tiger did wrong, was get married.

[Unagi]

Those are hilarious!

[MR_BIGGS]

Ludacris pretending to be Tiger Woods...lol

YouTube- Ludacris Sexting - Battle Of The Sexes (with Lyrics)

[bengy]

They are text message to a porn star... what would you expect???

[Ch28]

^ of course, if i was rich as fuck i would be texting the same thing.

:werd:

If I was the richest athlete in the world and practically a worldwide known celebrity then I'd be milking it for all its worth.

[flagella]

http://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?act=module&module=gallery&cmd=viewimage&img=699632

http://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?act=module&module=gallery&cmd=viewimage&img=685518

http://funnypictures.comedy.com/files/2009/12/Picture-93.png

http://www.powerpointfiles.com/perthasian/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/tiger-woods-funnynike-t-shirt-just-do-her-just-do-it-.jpg

http://milkdog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/tiger-woods-condom2.png

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/12/10/633960022395989500-tigerwoods.jpg

http://casualtyofdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tigertiger1.jpg

[The7even]

You know, at some point, do you idiots ever stop to think " I might just be a douche for laughing at this"

First of all, all of you asshats have at some point in your life sent a dirty text to your gf.

Secondly, how are his fantasies funny and yours are A-okay?

All i saw was an invasion of another persons privacy.
Before you were born, your daddy was shoving his dick down your mothers throat too (same goes for my momma).
He had fantasies and so did your mom.
Why is this fucking funny?

When you morons are alone and beating your small little dicks off, arent you fantasizing about doing similiar, if not the exact same things to the girl of your fantasy?

I'm just asking because most of you piss me the fuck off with you "haha's and your 'LOL's' as if his fucking dirty fantasies are nasty and yours are fucking innocent and nice.

And if you've never text or said a dirty thing like this to any girl in your life, ever, I understand why you're laughing. It's because you've never experianced sex and are too immature to fucking comprehend whats being said.

I laugh at you all for laughing at him. I dont think what he did was cool, but who fucking cares, let him be. You people need something to occupy your lives with, something other than laughing at other peoples mistakes , adventures and whatever fucking else it might be.

[MarkyMark]

Someone needs to chill out lol

When you are as big as tiger is you are held to higher standards, and the fact that he fucked up this bad and it's blowing up in his face is his own fault. It sucks for him but he chose to get married, and he chose to trust a ho and look where it got him. He gets a lot of perks being tiger woods, but one of the downsides is if you fuck up it's going to be everywhere, and he knew that before he did all this
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[flagella]

You know, at some point, do you idiots ever stop to think " I might just be a douche for laughing at this"

First of all, all of you asshats have at some point in your life sent a dirty text to your gf.

Secondly, how are his fantasies funny and yours are A-okay?

All i saw was an invasion of another persons privacy.
Before you were born, your daddy was shoving his dick down your mothers throat too (same goes for my momma).
He had fantasies and so did your mom.
Why is this fucking funny?

When you morons are alone and beating your small little dicks off, arent you fantasizing about doing similiar, if not the exact same things to the girl of your fantasy?

I'm just asking because most of you piss me the fuck off with you "haha's and your 'LOL's' as if his fucking dirty fantasies are nasty and yours are fucking innocent and nice.

And if you've never text or said a dirty thing like this to any girl in your life, ever, I understand why you're laughing. It's because you've never experianced sex and are too immature to fucking comprehend whats being said.

I laugh at you all for laughing at him. I dont think what he did was cool, but who fucking cares, let him be. You people need something to occupy your lives with, something other than laughing at other peoples mistakes , adventures and whatever fucking else it might be.

http://i665.photobucket.com/albums/vv11/lulyoumad1/u-mad1.jpg

[typ.]

^ LOL. Nice pic.

[The7even]

http://i665.photobucket.com/albums/vv11/lulyoumad1/u-mad1.jpg

Really?
Is this what RS has become?

[twitchyzero]

how are his fantasies funny and yours are A-okay?


cause he's a celeb and it's funny to see their private life exposed when 'committed' to a wife. I'm sure most celebs out there have girls throwing themselves at them but tiger sucks at keeping it on the down-low, that's what's funny.

[Ronin]

Tiger should've just pulled a Letterman. He went silent for too f'n long. Should've just been like "Yeah, I put my penis in a whole bunch of ladies." and it would've blown over by now. He would still be playing...and he would've lost a whole bunch of sponsors.

[hotjoint]

Tiger is a G
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[shawn79]

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowr ofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::h5:

[Aetios]

His biggest mistake was getting married.

[akalic]

You know, at some point, do you idiots ever stop to think " I might just be a douche for laughing at this"

First of all, all of you asshats have at some point in your life sent a dirty text to your gf.

Secondly, how are his fantasies funny and yours are A-okay?

All i saw was an invasion of another persons privacy.
Before you were born, your daddy was shoving his dick down your mothers throat too (same goes for my momma).
He had fantasies and so did your mom.
Why is this fucking funny?

When you morons are alone and beating your small little dicks off, arent you fantasizing about doing similiar, if not the exact same things to the girl of your fantasy?

I'm just asking because most of you piss me the fuck off with you "haha's and your 'LOL's' as if his fucking dirty fantasies are nasty and yours are fucking innocent and nice.

And if you've never text or said a dirty thing like this to any girl in your life, ever, I understand why you're laughing. It's because you've never experianced sex and are too immature to fucking comprehend whats being said.

I laugh at you all for laughing at him. I dont think what he did was cool, but who fucking cares, let him be. You people need something to occupy your lives with, something other than laughing at other peoples mistakes , adventures and whatever fucking else it might be.
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4486/1168834-calm_down_bro_super.jpg

[Farfetched]

Really?
Is this what RS has become?

Are you surprised?

[raygunpk]

You know, at some point, do you idiots ever stop to think " I might just be a douche for laughing at this"

First of all, all of you asshats have at some point in your life sent a dirty text to your gf.

Secondly, how are his fantasies funny and yours are A-okay?

All i saw was an invasion of another persons privacy.
Before you were born, your daddy was shoving his dick down your mothers throat too (same goes for my momma).
He had fantasies and so did your mom.
Why is this fucking funny?

When you morons are alone and beating your small little dicks off, arent you fantasizing about doing similiar, if not the exact same things to the girl of your fantasy?

I'm just asking because most of you piss me the fuck off with you "haha's and your 'LOL's' as if his fucking dirty fantasies are nasty and yours are fucking innocent and nice.

And if you've never text or said a dirty thing like this to any girl in your life, ever, I understand why you're laughing. It's because you've never experianced sex and are too immature to fucking comprehend whats being said.

I laugh at you all for laughing at him. I dont think what he did was cool, but who fucking cares, let him be. You people need something to occupy your lives with, something other than laughing at other peoples mistakes , adventures and whatever fucking else it might be.

hey tiger, didn't know you were a member of revscene, cools

[Vale46Rossi]

You know, at some point, do you idiots ever stop to think " I might just be a douche for laughing at this"

First of all, all of you asshats have at some point in your life sent a dirty text to your gf.

Secondly, how are his fantasies funny and yours are A-okay?

All i saw was an invasion of another persons privacy.
Before you were born, your daddy was shoving his dick down your mothers throat too (same goes for my momma).
He had fantasies and so did your mom.
Why is this fucking funny?

When you morons are alone and beating your small little dicks off, arent you fantasizing about doing similiar, if not the exact same things to the girl of your fantasy?

I'm just asking because most of you piss me the fuck off with you "haha's and your 'LOL's' as if his fucking dirty fantasies are nasty and yours are fucking innocent and nice.

And if you've never text or said a dirty thing like this to any girl in your life, ever, I understand why you're laughing. It's because you've never experianced sex and are too immature to fucking comprehend whats being said.

I laugh at you all for laughing at him. I dont think what he did was cool, but who fucking cares, let him be. You people need something to occupy your lives with, something other than laughing at other peoples mistakes , adventures and whatever fucking else it might be.


So you fucked up too eh?

[Presto]

You know, at some point, do you idiots ever stop to think " I might just be a douche for laughing at this"

I laugh because people are fucking morons. They do it to themselves. Texts, emails, videos, etc... once they're online they are there, forever. With all these reminders of leaked texts, emails, videos, pictures happening weekly, you'd think they'd think before pushing the "send" button, but they don't. So, I just shake my head and laugh until the next time it happens... and it will.

[v.Rossi]

What's to laugh about? Hes making what? 100 mill a year plus and fucking all these girls. I envy him. His only mistake as stated above was getting married.

If he wanted he could be driving reventons and bugattis, dirty texting your lil' sister. I know I would.
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[Pocakj]

............All i saw was an invasion of another persons privacy.
Before you were born, your daddy was shoving his dick down your mothers throat too (same goes for my momma).
He had fantasies and so did your mom.
Why is this fucking funny?

When you morons are alone and beating your small little dicks off, arent you fantasizing about doing similiar, if not the exact same things to the girl of your fantasy?.............



That was uncalled for ... : (

[mikemhg]

I think it's just funny because it's not a big deal at all. It's just cause Tiger has such a clean image, and these texts are pretty hilarious to have released out there.

Heck, if some texts I've sent to girls could be posted, I'd expect folks to have a laugh.

It's if people were saying the texts were horrible or how dare he type shit, than The7even you would have a point to say What the fuck?

[Strzelec]

Not really sure why anybody really cares.
The golden shower part totally made me rofl though

[LiquidTurbo]

You know, at some point, do you idiots ever stop to think " I might just be a douche for laughing at this"

First of all, all of you asshats have at some point in your life sent a dirty text to your gf.

Secondly, how are his fantasies funny and yours are A-okay?

All i saw was an invasion of another persons privacy.
Before you were born, your daddy was shoving his dick down your mothers throat too (same goes for my momma).
He had fantasies and so did your mom.
Why is this fucking funny?

When you morons are alone and beating your small little dicks off, arent you fantasizing about doing similiar, if not the exact same things to the girl of your fantasy?

I'm just asking because most of you piss me the fuck off with you "haha's and your 'LOL's' as if his fucking dirty fantasies are nasty and yours are fucking innocent and nice.

And if you've never text or said a dirty thing like this to any girl in your life, ever, I understand why you're laughing. It's because you've never experianced sex and are too immature to fucking comprehend whats being said.

I laugh at you all for laughing at him. I dont think what he did was cool, but who fucking cares, let him be. You people need something to occupy your lives with, something other than laughing at other peoples mistakes , adventures and whatever fucking else it might be.

You really can't compare most people to Tiger. Most people don't mess up their careers and marriages by going on sexual cheating rampages with random hoebags. If you do, its natural you would get ridiculed.

Your argument might have some water if those texts were to his wife, but the situation is entirely different.

[The7even]

You really can't compare most people to Tiger. Most people don't mess up their careers and marriages by going on sexual cheating rampages with random hoebags. If you do, its natural you would get ridiculed.

Your argument might have some water if those texts were to his wife, but the situation is entirely different.

To Liquid Turbo, Presto and a few others.. I know they fucked up.. I'm not saying it's okay .. I'm just saddened that this is news worthy.. and that people will laugh at him. I think he fucked up, but I wouldn't go into his business. And it's the fact that people laugh at what he wrote.. as if hes not supposed to have a sex life because hes a celeb. Yeah, they fuck.