[Ronin]

A friend of mine recently brought this up after seeing it on a podcast that I also saw last year I think...

For the rest of your life...you can only have one or the other. Would you rather have cheese? Or blowjobs.

That means you can't have anything that contains cheese like no pizza, no nachos, or anything else with cheese.

...or if you choose cheese, then no one can ever put your penis in their mouth...or vagina if you happen to be a girl. No oral sex for you...but you get cheese.

Which would you choose?

[Vansterdam]

http://mindmist.com/blog/images/1203_kenny_very_cheesed.jpg

ill take bj FTW, unless your talking about cheesing. cause thats a whole new topic :lol

[SkinnyPupp]

There may be some foods that I would give up BJ's for, but cheese is not one of them.

[Meowjin]

How can I live life without feta, mizithra, sharp cheddar, any type of blue, smoked gouda, metsovone, brier, cottage cheese, cheese curds, havarti, kefolotiri, haloum(i) and so many more. god that's alot to ask for.

[murd0c]

Cheese all the way

[fishing666]

did u just say no penis in vagina?
im cutting the cheese away

[lowside67]

How can I live life without feta, mizithra, sharp cheddar, any type of blue, smoked gouda, metsovone, brier, cottage cheese, cheese curds, havarti, kefolotiri, haloum(i) and so many more. god that's alot to ask for.
It's an easier decision for you - you're not getting any blowjobs anyways. ;)

[124Y]

BLOWJOBS yo. Even though I love cheese, I'll just go for cuisines that don't use cheese...such as sushi!

[Mr.Jay]

less cheese more bj

[Qmx323]

Kraft BJ Spread for me

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

BJ all the way man, forget about cheese

[2 n r]

shake my head at those who picked cheese
are u kidding me LOL
ill take "under head dick cheese" in a broads mouth over eating cottage any day

but if u made me choose btwn beef.....

[Presto]

Cheese FTMFW.
No more BJs? No problem. There's still 2 other holes left.

[Shun Izaki]

i dunno, lactose intolerance creates a dilemma for me :P

[jeff_alexander]

You can totally weed out the virgins in the thread with that question.
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[Mugen EvOlutioN]

werd

[Liquid_o2]

This was a no brainer for me. If I can still stick it in her, I'll go with the cheese.

I can't believe there are that many people that picked a BJ over cheese.

You really think you could survive with no pizza, cheese platters, grilled cheese, mac & cheese, etc. for the rest of your life?

[124Y]

This was a no brainer for me. If I can still stick it in her, I'll go with the cheese.

I can't believe there are that many people that picked a BJ over cheese.

You really think you could survive with no pizza, cheese platters, grilled cheese, mac & cheese, etc. for the rest of your life?

Aww fuck you you're making me hungry. Good thing we live in an ideal world, where cheese and BJs are available to us.

[Presto]

How the hell is she going to make you a sandwich, if there's no fucking cheese?!

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

This was a no brainer for me. If I can still stick it in her, I'll go with the cheese.

I can't believe there are that many people that picked a BJ over cheese.

You really think you could survive with no pizza, cheese platters, grilled cheese, mac & cheese, etc. for the rest of your life?

u live off blowjobs yo


;)

[q0192837465]

lol, i dun even like cheese. Tough decision for me

[mc-si]

FUKC CHEESE!

[LsquareD]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k29/nevarez23/FamilyGuyChesterCheetah.gif

It ain't e-zaaay bein cheezay.

.. But BJ ftw.

[VK79]

Hardly even eat cheese stuff after collage so easy choice for me.....

[J____]

lol fuk cheese, I'd even consider giving up Pho and rice. BJs ftw

[murd0c]

Exactly that's the way I look at it, its not like your giving up sex. Cheese is just way to good and don't get me wrong a g/f gives wicked bj's but cheese is way to good

This was a no brainer for me. If I can still stick it in her, I'll go with the cheese.

I can't believe there are that many people that picked a BJ over cheese.

You really think you could survive with no pizza, cheese platters, grilled cheese, mac & cheese, etc. for the rest of your life?
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[wouwou]

the WORST blowjob is better than the best cheese.

[wouwou]

How the hell is she going to make you a sandwich, if there's no fucking cheese?!

pan fried eggs?

[raygunpk]

better question is beer or bj?

i'd pick beer

[Grandmaster TSE]

you can still fuck her and stuff, i'll pick the cheese
i'll be eating my macaroni and cheese while she jerks me off

[DanHibiki]

I HATE THESE LOSE-LOSE QUESTIONS!!

[Hondaracer]

Cheese for sure

what, like 1/4 of girls actually know how to give one? cheese is at least reliable.

[trip]

what if she chooses blowjobs and goes to suck your dick and she finds underhead dickcheese lol

eww

[ToyotaPowah]

Cheese. Definitely cheese.

[w00tgasm]

LMFAO.

I've been asking my circles of friends this question for almost a year now.

[jdmhaze]

I guess some people just have a tough time getting their dick wet in some vagina.

[hotjoint]

This is a toughy :lol
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[hal0g0dv2]

bj penn

[fliptuner]

I bet most of the people that picked BJ are under 30.

[Culture_Vulture]

No brainer for me. Blowjobs without a doubt.

Because I have a mild case of lactose intolerance :lol

[2damaxmr2]

both at the same time. Because i am that cool

[snowball]

the WORST blowjob is better than the best cheese.

proof that you're a virgin

bad BJs will make you bleed!

[wouwou]

proof that you're a virgin

bad BJs will make you bleed!

depending on how good your private is, you konw?

[Underdawg]

Its a big loss, but I guess I just have live off rice, noodle and Chinese food?

[Kim Jong Un]

Fuck no man, I love pizzas too much! Pizza without cheese is like corona without lime
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[JSALES]

bj

[Inaii]

Cheese for sure. Not like I get it anyway :lol

[ShadowBun]

no penis in vagina is just a no no

[Ch28]

Anybody that picks cheese over a bj clearly needs to find a girl that knows how to give a good one.

[Berzerker]

Vagina's are there for a reason. I would totally take the Cheese.

Berz out.

[Teh Doucher]

lol no shit. cheese all the way, i can live with out it, its in/on so many things i eat.

also, dont worry, once you're married you'll forget about bj's anyways.

[Vansterdam]

preety sure i can replace everything that has to do with cheese with a bJ ;)

[Ronin]

preety sure i can replace everything that has to do with cheese with a bJ ;)

...remind us never to have pizza with you.

[Vansterdam]

so this one time me and ulic had pizza and. . . . .


LOL no homo it was halarious though

[Ronin]

so this one time me and ulic had pizza and. . . . .

LOL no homo it was halarious though

Uh...

preety sure i can replace everything that has to do with cheese with a bJ ;)

So...

so this one time me and ulic had a BJ and. . . . .

LOL no homo it was halarious though

[Tegra_Devil]

cheese is where its at!

[Strzelec]

If its decent blowjobs, then definitely BJ. If its the same quality that my ex gave me, i'll take the cheese..

[!e.lo_]

this was from diggnation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR-aVyhcfQ4#t=29m46s

btw, i say cheese, there's just too much to enjoy with cheese.
plus im not gettin bj's now so whatever haha

[inkcognito]

i'd have to say cheese.
there';s always the pussy

[Hondaracer]

Anybody that picks cheese over a bj clearly needs to find a girl that knows how to give a good one.

Or maybe you need to get enough to realize the mediocrity of them

I could Jack off to better results than most BJ's but cheese, I can't make my own cheese
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[Meowjin]

Obviously I'm going to say cheese. Greeks are the #1 consumers in the world.

[Ch28]

I could Jack off to better results than most BJ's but cheese, I can't make my own cheese
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[Presto]

Unless you are lactose-intolerant, or restricted by religion, or have a vendetta, you should be voting for cheese. Cheese is in so many foods. It comes in many flavors, and tastes good on it's own. There isn't a day that goes by where I don't have cheese in some form, and I don't think I could go through a lifetime without Kraft Dinner or pizza. I'd miss them, but as awesome as BJs are, there are still plenty of other ways to have an orgasm.

[maxxxboost]

IMO

Cheese.....
Because when you get married, there is only one type of BJ. and that's Wife BJ.
*unless you're a cheater or plan to be single for the rest of your life*

[vitaminG]

At the end of the day im still gonna get an orgasm bj or not, its not like i ever get a BJ and then dont have sex. if your sex life is wholly dependent BJs then not gettin cheese would probably be the least of your problems.

On the other hand not being able to eat cheese would have a negative impact over my entire life. I eat cheese every fuckin day, so many good foods have cheese.

[murd0c]

think of it this way

Cheese doesn't bitch
Cheese doesn't bleed
Cheese can't say no
Cheese doesn't want to talk after the BJ

Just those four points should make everyone choose cheese!!

[rageguy]

A friend of mine recently brought this up after seeing it on a podcast that I also saw last year I think...


DIGGNATION!

[Hehe]

Cheese for sure... I can live without BJ as long as other type of sex are still permitted. But living without Cheese... imagine all the food I will be missing...

No more pizza, no pasta, no cheesecake (duh), no burger (come on, a big juicy burger with no cheese?)... etc...

Just too much to give up. For those who picked BJ, unless you are lactose intolerant, think for a sec all the good stuff you will be missing...

[genesis195]

cheese.. not like i get action anyways...fml

[boss604]

cheese yo !

[OTG-ZR2]

http://www.cheeseandburger.com/

that is all

[cressydrift]

think of it this way

Cheese doesn't bitch
Cheese doesn't bleed
Cheese can't say no
Cheese doesn't want to talk after the BJ

Just those four points should make everyone choose cheese!!

Never got head from cheese before.

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

:haha::haha:

[raygunpk]

Never got head from cheese before.

feels good man

[Presto]

Never got head from cheese before.

There is head cheese, though.... but it ain't cheese!