[Drow]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lHO3G1ls7gk/Sk5DbdHTWVI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/6wndBDFCqMI/s320/Amwand.gif

So on my way to school today i was listening to the kid carson show and they talked about this new product called the AMwand which uses some sort of fusion technology or whatever and promotes self-healing on the cells of any living organism.

It is about the size of a pen and made from a mixture of granulated minerals and then created by a technology known as AMized Fusion. This is a proprietary technology that resonates at 'Zero Point Energy'. So what is so special about that you ask? I mean, you probably never heard of it right?

So let me put the answer in terms that even I can understand. The cells in our body have a memory and it is much better than the memory I have at remembering things. Zero Point Energy reminds these cells where they came from. They used to be healthy and pain free. So reminding them of that fact promotes self healing in our body which then gets rid of any pain that we have.

You might have a pain (most of us have more than one) that is very recent or you might have been suffering with it for years and years. It doesn't matter. Ordinary people are so happy when their pain goes away after using the Amega AMwand. It is an extraordinary feeling to no longer have that pain and this is happening to people everyday.

http://ezinearticles.com/?What-is-the-Amega-AMwand-and-Can-it-Really-Get-Rid-of-Just-About-Any-Kind-of-Pain?&id=3787927

basically you rub it in a circular motion around the area ( or really close to it ) of your body which suffers from some sort of pain, and after ...3~18 circles the pain goes away. works for pains such as arthritis, back pain, bruises etc.

i heard they cost around $100 on the radio but on article they said it was $300. also, some woman who called the station sounded so enthusiastic and supportive about this product i thought she was nuts.

imo i think this shit is crap cuz when other products such as shamwow are advertised to perform such miracles... they usually fail. i'll have to feel it to believe it. also shudve called it the stick of jesus.

other shit it does :

1.Discharges blockages in your body allowing universal life force energy to have a clear path to flow.

2. Removes the distortions in your Bio energetic Field.

3. Reminds the cells where they originated and promotes the body’s own self healing.

4. Energizes your food and drink which will in turn increase the potency of the minerals and vitamins within them.

5. Use it on your pets and foliage to supplement any energy deficiencies that they may have.

6. Balances and energizes any imbalances that your body may be experiencing

7. Helps to remove aches, pains and discomforts from accidents, arthritus, bruises, nasal passage blockage, tinnitus, tendinitis and virtually any other pain you may be experiencing.

8. Energizes your surroundings within your own dwelling as well as those around you.

http://www.amegaglobalreview.com/amega-amwand-the-benefits-and-uses

[Alatar]

Sorry, I couldn't get through all the bullshit to actually find anything that actually works.

I do have this wonderful unused bottle of snake oil, if you're interested though. I'll even give it to you at a discounted price. Group buys welcome.

[TOS'd]

Shamwows do peform miracles! :cry:
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[Strzelec]

I wonder how many people actually fall for this shit

[hal0g0dv2]

I wonder how many people actually fall for this shit

haha yeah
what a joke

[ToyotaPowah]

Thank God! Finally something to help me with my distorted Bio energetic field.

...

[Qmx323]

Yeah mines been acting up on me, my Biotic powers were leaking all over

[!e.lo_]

yea i was listening to it on kid carson this morning too.
um cells have memory? i dont know.. but cells die and new ones are created.
either way, i think its all a hoax for suckers.
mostly, our older gen, grand parents, immigrant parents, you guys know.

[Underdawg]

LOL its the Kid Carson Show... Do you expect anything intelligent to come out of there?

They just hit a new low for WASTING TIME TALKING ABOUT THE PRODUCT. Scammers.

[MR_BIGGS]

I had to fail you for saying you were listening to the Kid Carson show.

[rsx]

Fox rocks.

[!e.lo_]

kid carson show isnt the best thing on the air, but vancouver radio just sucks nowadays.
you can say "fox" "virgin" whatever, but music tastes varies among people.
i personally listen to as little radio as possible.

[shenmecar]

It "reminds" your cells of the past?

What if you're waving this wand on a part of your body that's perfectly fine now but had a gruesome accident a year ago. So would the wound come back?

This shit is for people who still believes in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.

[Graeme S]

Whoever these guys are, they're GOOD. They've got at least 5 pages of google keyworded up. Damned impressive.

[AVS_Racing]

too bad billy mays isnt here to sell this or it will sell like hot cakes

[raygunpk]

dude you guys are dumb this totally works. i got my arm cut off the other day, rubbed it in a circular motion, and instant regen.

then i got an instant bj but pushed her off and went to get cheese instead.

[teaoh]

I heard about this too on the radio this morning. some stupid bitch called in and said how it healed her bruise 1/3 gone after 3 minutes of waving this wand. Plus Nerai or however you spell her name talked about how great this was. Very annoying. Reminds me why I usually listen to team 1040 or 103.5 every morning

[essel]

this also enlarges your penis when you rub on it

[The_AK]

this also enlarges your penis when you rub on it

but if you wave it around your cock in a circular motion then it cures herpes and world hunger

[SkinnyPupp]

Buzz Bishop > Kid Carson

OP gets a fail for thinking that there is even a remote possibility that this isn't complete and utter bullshit.

[Vansterdam]

:lol is this just like that q-ray bracelet bullshit

[Greenstoner]

dude you guys are dumb this totally works. i got my arm cut off the other day, rubbed it in a circular motion, and instant regen.

then i got an instant bj but pushed her off and went to get cheese instead.

you are trying too hard on every threads bro

[freakshow]

it looks like they're selling a pen.. but without the ink..

[Drow]

Buzz Bishop > Kid Carson

OP gets a fail for thinking that there is even a remote possibility that this isn't complete and utter bullshit.

i dont believe it works, i thought it was bullshit the instant i heard it on the radio, but i was hoping someone here on revscene would chime in and go " STFU IT WORKS "

:(

[StealthFighter]

:lol is this just like that q-ray bracelet bullshit

Yeah sounds like it. Q-ray's company got sued for fraud. had to pay out 22.5 million.


maybe we should have a group buy. then we can sue amega when the time comes?

[TeamZeroPoint]

Hey Everyone,

I came across this forum searching online and I thought I'd join to post on this thread. I came across Amega Global a few weeks ago and definitely was in the same boat as most of you, couldn't believe that this is even possible. So I went to a few local demos fully intent on refuting the product. I didn't believe for a second this stuff actually worked.

However after seeing my dad's shoulder able to be mobile in ways it couldn't, tasting the effects in had on food and wine, and experiencing the strength and balance increases myself...I left a little puzzled and shocked to say the least.

I was able to get my hands on an Amega wand so I could start to do my own testing with difficult subjects. My great grandmother who is 99 broke her foot and it was at the point where it was 3 times the size, wasn't healing and had sores and discoloration all over it..no medication would help.

We used the wand for about 20 minutes and noticed a difference with the coloration returning. Another 20 minutes and the rashiness was disappearing and the swelling was going down. We ended up leaving the wand with her and her son continued helping her. The next day her foot was down to half the size it was prior to being exposed to the zero point energy. She was floored to say the least... a 99 year old should not heal like that. Cool thing is the healing continued days afterward without having the wand..its started a self-healing process. I have other similar stories.

Anyway I say all that just to recommend that you get out to a demo if you truly are interested to see if it works or not. Some are intent on remaining a skeptic without making the effort to experience something first-hand...I understand that. But taking the time to post on this forum tells me that you guys are somewhat interested in putting in the effort to back-up your statements. Who knows, you might just find yourselves retracting your statements.

I personally did a complete flip and went from a skeptic to an Associate. I've put together a short tour at

I am hosting a weekly demo at my house in Surrey if you are interested in coming out. You can email me at for a schedule.

Jordan

[BaoXu]

^ can someone China-style censor this douchebag?

[Underdawg]

So if this thing is that magical, why didnt the inventor received a Nobel Prize yet?

Why wasnt this mentioned on any medicine journals or scientific news?

Where is the US patent register for this thing?

That also mean we dont need anymore rehabilitation clinics or even hospitals?

[Graeme S]

Hey Jordan, you do know that zero point energy is the concept that there is still energy in a vacuum where nothing exists and there is no heat, right? And that anything which occupies a volume (by definition) contains both energy (heat) and mass.

This "zero point" shit you're selling makes just as much sense as the "zero point modules" used in Stargate Atlantis. Go die in a fire before trying to scam and rip off poor helpless people who might get suckered in.

For those of you without a scientific background, imagine 'zero point energy' as the difference between a zero written on a page (a definitive record of nothing) and a blank page (a null state of energy; complete nonexistence)
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[Mugen EvOlutioN]

bullllshattt

[TeamZeroPoint]

I'm not saying that I am a scientist or understand science at this level, but I can't deny what I've seen and experienced. It trumps any intellectual argument. The "elite" scientists that have so graced us with their great minds once thought the world was flat and that cellular phones and microwaves would be impossible... I have learned to keep an open mind, but yet be careful and discerning at the same time.

All I know is that there is definitely something coming out of the end of that wand that is causing drastic change, even on the taste of food. We have done blind tests where waiters don't even know that we did anything to wine and had them try two samples. Everytime they were shocked and said "What did you do to that wine?". I will continue to do more tests but the more I see the more I know that this energy is not just affecting people, but all matter.

Jordan

[illicitstylz]

This must be 4chan /b/ global trolling effort.
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[ziggyx]

[quote=TeamZeroPoint;6880141]I'm not saying that I am a scientist or understand science at this level, but I can't deny what I've seen and experienced. It trumps any intellectual argument. The "elite" scientists that have so graced us with their great minds once thought the world was flat and that cellular phones and microwaves would be impossible... I have learned to keep an open mind, but yet be careful and discerning at the same time.

All I know is that there is definitely something coming out of the end of that wand that is causing drastic change, even on the taste of food. We have done blind tests where waiters don't even know that we did anything to wine and had them try two samples. Everytime they were shocked and said "What did you do to that wine?". I will continue to do more tests but the more I see the more I know that this energy is not just affecting people, but all matter.

Jordan


lol if I we're you I would just stop. You're not going to convince anyone here.

[Drow]

jesus if this shit actually worked it would be on the news headlines or talked about everywhere