[ate.ge]

hai im a noob. my first thread.
so which position do you use?

1. THE SUSPENSiON

It is one of the most common techniques and it can be a good exercise. As you can see, it is to stay with your butt in the air.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l01szwVkKz1qzb4to.gif

2. THE FROG

This is only for real experts. You should make sure that you don’t have anything inside your back pockets.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l01ta1MQPT1qzb4to.gif

3. THE MUMMY

Mummify with a toilet paper, sit and relax.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l01tccq6zj1qzb4to.gif

i use the suspension.. :haha:
hopefully i wont give the wrong first impressions LOL..

[Manic!]

3 for me.

[Volvo-brickster]

i do the AC Slater on the toilet

fuck ya

[Slifer]

2. THE FROG

[hchang]

The Mummy.

There's always too much stuff in my pockets to do the Frog.

[murd0c]

more like a #3 but playing cell phone games (what a way to waste 10mins at work)

[Zerius]

Suspension is too hard unless you occupy the handicap stall, then you have handle bars that help

[fishing666]

i sit and lean as much as suspension

only girls do the frog

[EDawg]

the mummy

[alex.w *//]

YouTube- Britney Spears - 3

[!LittleDragon]

"In the year 3000, Conan O'Brien will realize that nobody else faces the tank when they make number 2"

[RRxtar]

Suspension is too hard unless you occupy the handicap stall, then you have handle bars that help
you hang onto the handles in a public shitter? and not only that, but the handy tard stall at that?

[BorLorBao]

In China I had to do The Frog since the toilets were actually really the ground squat ones. I actually had a hard time getting the matter into the hole when I squatted.

I usually prefer to use the toilet at home so I hold out till I get home. When I get home I do #3 without the toilet paper all around.

[Gumby]

I'm #3.

Slightly off topic - my 2-year old son often craps (in his diaper) while standing.

Think about it - while you're standing, your butt cheeks are somewhat clenched! I have no idea how this is possible. It's no wonder his face turns all red when he's pushing.

[ivanz]

None of the above...upper decker FTW!

[wahyinghung]

One or three depending on the need of the situation

[wahyinghung]

double post sorry

[TomBox_N]

I'm #3.

Slightly off topic - my 2-year old son often craps (in his diaper) while standing.

Think about it - while you're standing, your butt cheeks are somewhat clenched! I have no idea how this is possible. It's no wonder his face turns all red when he's pushing.

their sphincters r not fully developed yet. That's why kids pee on bed. Not that they want to, but they r just physically incapable to hold it in. Same with other hole
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[tonyvu]

The Mummy for me

[BinsentoW]

suspension. I used to mummify it, the do suspension, in case i touch the seat, but I have perfected it, so I dont need to mummify first.
I do however put toilet paper in the water, so it doesn't splash up.

[Audi-Quattro]

Used to do #2, now I use #1

[StealthFighter]

i do the rapelling technique....yes i carry a full harness and rope.

http://i.ehow.com/images/a04/8h/3q/rappel-down-mountain-200X200.jpg

[BLUETIGER]

this really limits your options..

http://i43.tinypic.com/2hi4b9h.jpg

[AVS_Racing]

3

[Leopold Stotch]

i just wipe the seat down and sit down

be a man and just fucking sit on the toilet seat

[metal]

^ditto

[SkinnyPupp]

i just wipe the seat down and sit down

be a man and just fucking sit on the toilet seat
This is true if you are in a relatively clean city. But try that where there are a lot of mainlanders doing the "frog" and you will be taking something home with you in your pants.

[JSALES]

SUSPENSION

[Vansterdam]

more like a #3 but playing cell phone games (what a way to waste 10mins at work)

:werd:

i dont put tp around the seat though thats too much time :lol

just sit there with my pants down and my ipod touch in hand for a good 10-15 mins break :)

that 26-games-in-one app for the iphone/touch does wonders

[bloodmack]

I do the Upper decker!!

[RS_Pat]

Suspension for me in public toilets, just have to watch the splash when the poop hits the water!

[Greenstoner]

Suspension babe
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[nipples]

Shit in the sink that has the wire mesh filter.
Or, just pop open the tank and shit in there.
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[Purely]

Mummy

[ate.ge]

you dont have to hold on to the bars for suspension...
you can mummify your hand place it on the seat LOL...

[kookoobird88]

yea i do the mummy at work, i get paid like 3 bucks to take a shit so im down

[SkinnyPupp]

This reminds me of another thread, where most of RSers were a bunch of pussies when it comes to using toilets and urinals.

[FI-Z33]

I'm #3.

Slightly off topic - my 2-year old son often craps (in his diaper) while standing.

Think about it - while you're standing, your butt cheeks are somewhat clenched! I have no idea how this is possible. It's no wonder his face turns all red when he's pushing.

haha thats kinda cute

[underscore]

This reminds me of another thread, where most of RSers were a bunch of pussies when it comes to using toilets and urinals.

I remember that one too. Only if it is supremely nasty would I bother with the suspension if it's gonna be quick or tossing some tp on the seat if you're gonna be a while. I know some places have those premade paper things you toss on the seat.

[sleazyho]

If I see piss and other unidentified substances on the toilet seat then I mummify that shit, if it looks relatively clean then I just do a quick wipe and sit down.

[Amuse]

I thought only mainlanders do the frog?

[FI-Z33]

^little kids do the frog too :P

[MaximalLazy]

^little kids do the frog too :P

How do you know?

[FI-Z33]

because i had to take my niece to the washroom once, and yea ==
i did it as a kid too LOL..how else do i pee in the public when i'm so small
mommy carries me and makes me do the frog haha
not tall enough to sit on the toilet, and scared i might fall in it

[SpuGen]

I hold it till I get home.
Or until I get to a nice restaurant / hotel.

Take a shit before you go out, and you won't have this problem.

[drunkrussian]

I mummy. Dayuuuum #1 looks hardcore. I'd fall into the toilet. Props to whoever pulls that off

[drunkrussian]

I hold it till I get home.
Or until I get to a nice restaurant / hotel.

Take a shit before you go out, and you won't have this problem.

people who stay at nice restaurants/hotels can afford high priced hookers that give them anal warts

lol just fucking around

[CP.AR]

mostly number 3 while training my pokemon

[KuSouL]

i use suspension + mummy
no part of me touches the toilet except my two hands holding my weight up (hands on top a cushion of toilet paper of course)

[SpuGen]

people who stay at nice restaurants/hotels can afford high priced hookers that give them anal warts

lol just fucking around

Lol.
When I used to work at Chop, I made it a mission to wreck the washroom in the morning before my shift started/ restaurant opened.

Those were good times. I never got caught.

[tegz]

i just wipe the seat down and sit down

be a man and just fucking sit on the toilet seat

that's how u fucking get herpes idiot. dont be a tough guy when you dont even get the facts straight.

[drunkrussian]

that's how u fucking get herpes idiot. dont be a tough guy when you dont even get the facts straight.

here are your facts
http://www.ehow.com/facts_5003861_what-stds-can-toilet-seat.html

[Qmx323]

that's how u fucking get herpes idiot. dont be a tough guy when you dont even get the facts straight.

;)

[woob]

that's how u fucking get herpes idiot. dont be a tough guy when you dont even get the facts straight.

I thanked you cuz you made me lol for realz.

[shenmecar]

here are your facts
http://www.ehow.com/facts_5003861_what-stds-can-toilet-seat.html

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