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6 Scientific Reasons People Drive Like Assholes
no_clue
04-07-2010, 04:39 PM
http://www.cracked.com/article_18493_6-scientific-reasons-people-drive-like-assholes.html
haha some funny stuff especially #1
not sure if it's realistic though
orange7
04-07-2010, 06:42 PM
whenever I need to take a shit really badly, i tend to drive a little faster
!e.lo_
04-07-2010, 07:33 PM
well who the hell wants to shit in their pants... in their car?
Number one lol.
no, that would cause you to just act terribly and make corny ass one-liners.
JSALES
04-08-2010, 12:18 AM
lol
illicitstylz
04-08-2010, 12:28 AM
didnt even get a chuckle out of this even though i do drive aggressively at times
1exotic
04-08-2010, 01:40 AM
FAST AND THE FURIOUS FTFW!!!!!!
I drive like an asshole when slow drivers cause me too rage... especially when they are driving in the left lane slooww.
Qmx323
04-08-2010, 02:33 AM
You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your zerglings... Mouse Clickin' not double hotkeyin' like you should. You're lucky that marine rush didn't blow the lair! You almost had me?
Leopold Stotch
04-08-2010, 02:34 AM
whenever I need to take a shit really badly, i tend to drive a little faster
that's what i normally voice out to my passengers when someone drives too quickly or cuts me off.
hk20000
04-08-2010, 02:28 PM
well who the hell wants to shit in their pants... in their car?
Someone dig up that totally classic and epic RS thread about someone's friend shitting in his Civic SiR's DRIVER'S SEAT:haha::haha::haha::haha:
sonick
04-08-2010, 02:50 PM
#4 is a legit economic/psychologic theory.
Kim Jong Un
04-08-2010, 03:11 PM
You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your zerglings... Mouse Clickin' not double hotkeyin' like you should. You're lucky that marine rush didn't blow the lair! You almost had me?
ask any troll, any real troll! it's not about your mouse, it's about your keyboard. :haha:
spoon.ek9
04-08-2010, 09:51 PM
oh cmon, how could they not mention Initial D?
it's the #1 reason why kids drift to their music, crash and then freak out about what their parents are going to do to them when they find out.
that and MT :lol
hk20000
04-08-2010, 11:24 PM
oh cmon, how could they not mention Initial D?
it's the #1 reason why kids drift to their music, crash and then freak out about what their parents are going to do to them when they find out.
that and MT :lol
yes hence reason #6: video games.:thumbsup:
XtC-604
04-09-2010, 01:40 AM
yes hence reason #6: video games.:thumbsup:
i drift to my music, but i don't crash :D Theres always an appropriate place and time for everything. The real morons are the people that can't distinguish when and where.
hk20000
04-09-2010, 02:47 PM
hahaha nice.
Jun, "Does it cross your mind that every time you drive the Black Bird you might never come back alive?"
Shima, "Yes, yes indeed every time I drive this I'd imagine I might never come back home alive."
Jun, with a snicker, "You will never die driving, it's only idiots who get into their cars and THINK that they will never die that gets killed."
JiggaZed
04-09-2010, 03:25 PM
I actually drive like an asshole because I'm watching Fast and the Furious while I'm driving
SuperSlowSS
04-09-2010, 07:08 PM
#4 is where it is at.
put a knife pointed at the driver's chest instead of airbags. Watch the accident rates drop. Ok maybe a few fetal ones...but that will be overshadowed by the insurance saving we will have. haha :p
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