[punkwax]

Ever do something in front of friends and they look at you like, wtf?

Well, I did something recently and my buddy actually said, "What the fuck was that?"

Whenever I am spending cash from my wallet, I always spend the "ugliest" bills first. The most worn, torn etc.

I was playing poker with a bunch of friends and I threw in what I thought was the worst $20 in my wallet only to uncover a crisper, although ripped $20 behind it. I then threw that one in and pulled my original choice back out and put it in my wallet.

My buddy thinks I'm fucked. I dunno, maybe I am weird. I even get rid of duller change first.

So, what makes you weird?

[josh t-1]

sometimes when i get really happy or excited i twitch and scratch my head... i used to be embarrassed by it then i found out that one of my best friends does it too... it's nice to have a partner in being weird

[EDawg]

that's not weird at all

[raygunpk]

i'm weird in everything

[fliptuner]

I do the exact same thing when cashing in/out at house games. Also keep all the good bills towards the back of my wallet so the bad ones get spent first.

If I take a shit and I'm home alone, I turn the TV up and the bathroom fan off, so I can hear the TV.

My living room has a centre-line and it pisses me off that the ceiling fan doesn't line up.

All cars I park in front of the garage must be (almost) perfectly perpendicular to the house.

My clothes are hung in a particular order: blazers, long sleeve button up, short sleeve button up, dress pants, casual pant, jeans, cargos, track pants, jerseys...... darkest to lightest from left to right.

[StylinRed]

sometimes ill drift off with my thoughts and people think im staring them down or chicks think im some weirdo gawking at them like some psycho killer/rapist.. but i wasnt looking at them before the daydream (it'd be like an area with no1 or where the view is temporarily obstructed)

;)



edit: oh and about bills i thought everyone did that

[Gnomes]

My sense of humor - I laugh at stuff people normally wont find funny and morbid anti-jokes.

Exhibit A:
Q: What did the deaf, mute, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.

Of course, if it's real life, it's not funny.

[ntan]

I organize my jeans by alphabetical order,

e.g.
William Rasts, TR's, Tavernitis, R&R, seven's, etc.

I used to also organize the jeans within a brand by wash via alphabetical order, but that got too troublesome

[BaoXu]

i participate in this forum

[orange7]

whenever i'm at home, I just wear a wife beater with shorts.

*edited

[fliptuner]

whenever i'm at home, I just wear a wife beater with shots.

tequila shots?

[greendb7]

I ONLY wear white T shirts and most of them are LRG

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3115/img00057201004071925.jpg

[NimbeeTT]

People think im weird for brushing my teeth in the shower.. I dont think it's weird at all, if anything convenient!

I dont breathe through my mouth in the bathroom other than my own, because it feels like im eating all the smelly odors..

I have a habit of keeping the stubs from movie tickets. I remember once a cashier lady made fun of me when i was checking out and I suddenly remembered and told me bf about a ticket stub that I lost, then she was like "So you keep your tickets to keep track of what movies you've seen?". Which is NOT the reason why I do it.
Grr.

[BorLorBao]

I dont breathe through my mouth in the bathroom other than my own, because it feels like im eating all the smelly odors..

I have a habit of keeping the stubs from movie tickets. I remember once a cashier lady made fun of me when i was checking out and I suddenly remembered and told me bf about a ticket stub that I lost, then she was like "So you keep your tickets to keep track of what movies you've seen?". Which is NOT the reason why I do it.
Grr.

eh I do that too and the ugly money thing. A lot of the things listed here I do as well.
Every bill I get from ATM or from cashier or anyone I have to check that every single bill is legit.

I have to eat my cereal in seperate bowls. I have the milk in a frosted mug and the cereal in a bowl.

Ya I do a lot of strange things where people raise an eyebrow at me.
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[ShadowBun]

People think im weird for brushing my teeth in the shower.. I dont think it's weird at all, if anything convenient!


i do that too.
so convenient :thumbsup:

[hchang]

I ALWAYS try to park my car in a covered area, even if it means me walking a lot further.

I always replay events from the day in the head over and over and over again.

I never let my car go more than two weeks without a wash

I keep all tags from my clothes

I'm a paper recycling freak, it pisses me off inside when I see somebody throw paper into the garbage can

People always raise an eyebrow and give me a "WTF" look when I do any of those above.

[The_AK]

-sometimes when driving home i take the long way home or the "scenic" route opposed to the boring route.
-when i'm on the john at home, i'll take my pants off completely (feels good man)

[xxxrsxxx]

i do that too.
so convenient :thumbsup:

Serious question: What about pissing in the shower? That's also convenient too!

[JSALES]

i do that too sometimes, use the shittiest bills or change first.

but all in all, some of my friends think i'm the craziest amongst all of them haha

[slammer111]

I'm "insanely" cheap. I don't buy electronics, but "inherit" off a bunch of friends who are more than happy to give me their "junk" as it frees up space for them. I think I spent $300 on electronics in the last 5 years. To give you an idea how far behind my family is, this year (2010) we finally got our first LCD monitors, SATA drives, HDMI cables, widescreen TV (32" LCD) and Pentium (the new one after P4) PC, which is the fastest in the house. I am still using a 2001 digital camera with a 256MB CF card (this bad boy turns heads when I'm on vacation :lol) Everything except the HDMI cables was "donated", of course. :D This year I finally paid for my 1st cell phone ($50); every other phone I've ever had came free with the contract. This phone will last me at least 3 years. :D

I'm also supercheap on food. My last bday dinner was at Denny's. Half my meals outside consist of Costco pizzas, takeout/ayce sushi, pho, $0.15 wings, or cheap pasta. I limit my dinners to "under $9", unless I was dragged out to an event by someone else.

I eat my meals in sections. For example, I'll clean out the salad, then clean out the pasta, then clean out the veggies, then drink all the pop. For Chinese food, I'll eat all the stuff, then eat all the rice, then drink all the tea.

I also NEVER waste food. That includes eating all the salsa or ketchup on the plate, or wiping up the sauce with a piece of bread I left until the every end, then eating the crumbs, usually by sucking them off the plate. Mother always taught me never to waste food, and it stuck. Sometimes when I'm done, the plate will look like it had just been washed.

Interestingly enough, my sister is even cheaper than I am in the not-wasting-food and electronics departments.

I only wash my car maybe 2x a year, and usually it's because of an upcoming car meet. I don't really care if my wheels are solid black from all the brake dust or if the sides are brown with dirt instead of blue.

I have perfect pitch, and can pick out wrong notes in any song. I can also play back a song on the piano, in the same key, after listening to it a couple of times (the 2nd time is if the song is too long to memorize in one shot). Guess this one is more of a "talent" item as opposed to a "wtf" item, though people who don't know me well do go WTF when i do it. :D

[Qmx323]

I tend to want to do one thing, then do a completely different thing, while doing the first thing.

I walk to the fridge to get my friends beers and I end up on revscene.

[Leopold Stotch]

i think out of my friends

i'm the weirdest

not the most fucked up

but definitely the weirdest.

[skyxx]

I masturbate in the morning.....no not because I think it's weird but because it feels good. Yeah whatever....

[m4k4v4li]

im usually naked a lot

[AutozamAZ-3]

I'm "insanely" cheap. I don't buy electronics, but "inherit" off a bunch of friends who are more than happy to give me their "junk" as it frees up space for them. I think I spent $300 on electronics in the last 5 years. To give you an idea how far behind my family is, this year (2010) we finally got our first LCD monitors, SATA drives, HDMI cables, widescreen TV (32" LCD) and Pentium (the new one after P4) PC, which is the fastest in the house. I am still using a 2001 digital camera with a 256MB CF card (this bad boy turns heads when I'm on vacation :lol) Everything except the HDMI cables was "donated", of course. :D This year I finally paid for my 1st cell phone ($50); every other phone I've ever had came free with the contract. This phone will last me at least 3 years. :D

I'm also supercheap on food. My last bday dinner was at Denny's. Half my meals outside consist of Costco pizzas, takeout/ayce sushi, pho, $0.15 wings, or cheap pasta. I limit my dinners to "under $9", unless I was dragged out to an event by someone else.

I eat my meals in sections. For example, I'll clean out the salad, then clean out the pasta, then clean out the veggies, then drink all the pop. For Chinese food, I'll eat all the stuff, then eat all the rice, then drink all the tea.

I also NEVER waste food. That includes eating all the salsa or ketchup on the plate, or wiping up the sauce with a piece of bread I left until the every end, then eating the crumbs, usually by sucking them off the plate. Mother always taught me never to waste food, and it stuck. Sometimes when I'm done, the plate will look like it had just been washed.

Interestingly enough, my sister is even cheaper than I am in the not-wasting-food and electronics departments.

I only wash my car maybe 2x a year, and usually it's because of an upcoming car meet. I don't really care if my wheels are solid black from all the brake dust or if the sides are brown with dirt instead of blue.

I have perfect pitch, and can pick out wrong notes in any song. I can also play back a song on the piano, in the same key, after listening to it a couple of times (the 2nd time is if the song is too long to memorize in one shot). Guess this one is more of a "talent" item as opposed to a "wtf" item, though people who don't know me well do go WTF when i do it. :D

Wow halarious post. Your not that behind. I know guys that still don't have a cellphone.

I don't use facebook or any social networking site. Not because I have no friends but because I choose not to. Does this make me weird?
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[StylinRed]

I also NEVER waste food. That includes eating all the salsa or ketchup on the plate, or wiping up the sauce with a piece of bread I left until the every end, then eating the crumbs, usually by sucking them off the plate. Mother always taught me never to waste food, and it stuck. Sometimes when I'm done, the plate will look like it had just been washed.


im like that too

but i never considered it weird ;)

[Culture_Vulture]

I organize my jeans by alphabetical order,

e.g.
William Rasts, TR's, Tavernitis, R&R, seven's, etc.

I used to also organize the jeans within a brand by wash via alphabetical order, but that got too troublesome
That isn't in alphabetical order. Nor in reverse alphabetical order.

[Culture_Vulture]

I'm one of the only ones amongst everybody I know who actually bothers with proper spelling and punctuation when I type.

[slammer111]

Wow halarious post. Your not that behind. I know guys that still don't have a cellphone.

I don't use facebook or any social networking site. Not because I have no friends but because I choose not to. Does this make me weird?
Posted via RS Mobile (http://www.revscene.net/forums/announcement.php?a=228)One of my sisters has a cell (pay as you go). The other sister and my mother both don't. I'm the "big spender" in the family, even though it's not saying much. :lol

My mother did not get her own PC (she shared mine) until about 2 months ago when someone "donated" one to us. :)

Nothing wrong with not having FB. I have several friends that don't, though they definitely don't have as many random events as I do. :D Random is fun.

What else is there.. I didn't own any jeans between 1995 and 2008. Why? They were too scratchy. I only found out in 2008 that non-bargain jeans are made of a softer fabric. I now own 2 pairs, even though they've only been worn 2x each in the last 2 years.

Even though I have been speaking Cantonese my entire life, I knew virtually 0 slang (having nothing but white/whitewashed friends really didn't help here, and parents don't teach you jack) until I got my first non-whitewashed friend in 2008. This has resulted in MANY people thinking I'm seriously messed up. Examples of me saying the wrong thing by accident:

- Telling my friend's gf that I like to order hookers for breakfast with my parents on the weekends. (boiling = *calling hookers*)
- Explaining to parents as a Cadet how their kids can masturbate when they join the Air Force (hitting plane = *masturbate*)
- Asking my mom's friend which subway station I should disembark to visit her daughter when she told me her daughter was in heaven. :cry: This one was CRAZY awkward when another family friend immediately pulled me aside and told me what I had said. I thought "heaven" was a district of HK. We were right about to go for dinner together too!
- Telling that same family friend that I really liked wearing a green hat, which I wore throughout my trip. (wear green hat = *have unfaithful wife/gf*)
- Telling my friends I wanted to watch the the soldiers pop erections in Beijing. (raise flag = *pop a boner*)

I'm sure there are many more instances, but I'm sure most people simply got scared off without telling me. :lol

[Vansterdam]

when im baked i tend to zone out and stare at something and my mind starts to zone

and my buddys all look at me like.. dude wtf are you staring at lol

[Culture_Vulture]

whoever doesn't do that when they get baked has obviously never been high enough.

[Grandmaster TSE]

everything i do is pretty weird, but thats just me

[shenmecar]

I use the dirty/worn bills first too. That doesn't make you weird.

I used to collect bus tickets. (until i got my driver's license and a car)

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[hirevtuner]

288

here's my collection of movie tix stubs collected since 2002

[sonick]

My sense of humor - I laugh at stuff people normally wont find funny and morbid anti-jokes.

Exhibit A:
Q: What did the deaf, mute, and blind kid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.

Of course, if it's real life, it's not funny.

LOL

[1990TSI]

I just had a Hannah Montana birthday party.

I turned 26.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs486.ash1/26598_10150141043455023_830780022_11518695_1691137 _n.jpg

[Rich Sandor]

Having a few small weird habits doesn't really make you weird.

Having A LOT of weird habits, especially ones that make you stand out in crowds... you probably ARE weird.

Oddly, there are quite a few 'weird' habits in this thread that I also partake in... maybe they aren't actually weird, if enough of us do them...!

:)

[skyxx]

I just had a Hannah Montana birthday party.

I turned 26.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs486.ash1/26598_10150141043455023_830780022_11518695_1691137 _n.jpg

That's not weird. You're just a pedophile....err I mean Pedobear's buddy. ;)

[InvisibleSoul]

I spray saliva when I yawn, and I sneeze when I eat mints.

[toyota86]

i go to stupid lengths to rattle delete all the annoying little noises that come from cars i drive or even just sit in.

[Noir]

People think im weird for brushing my teeth in the shower.. I dont think it's weird at all, if anything convenient!

+1. Me too.

BTW, for those who organize their clothes, that's not being wierd. You're just organized.

As for me, my biggest thing is my hockey superstition: During warm ups, I stay away from pucks that have marking or logos on them. I only warm up using an all black puck.

[punkwax]

^ I actually look for logo'd ones :p don't go out of my way, but if theres 2 pucks and one has a logo, I use it.

[unit]

i talk to myself when im cooking as if im a host on the foodnetwork

[dlu]

i peel my banana in what people think is the opposite end.. i peel it at the opposite side of the knot

i sleep completely naked regardless of season and only wear clothes (boxers) if im camping or sleeping at a frds house

[jeff_alexander]

I am emotionally detached from other people's pain and sufferring.
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[fliptuner]

i peel my banana in what people think is the opposite end.. i peel it at the opposite side of the knot

i sleep completely naked regardless of season and only wear clothes (boxers) if im camping or sleeping at a frds house

I peel all oranges in the shape of a dick, even when it's not appropriate.

Only my GF can touch my feet with her feet.

[BorLorBao]

When I hold my partners hand, my hand has to be behind and his infront.

When I am sleeping with my partner some part of my body has to be touching him.

[1990TSI]

When I hold my partners hand, my hand has to be behind and his infront.

When I am sleeping with my partner some part of my body has to be touching him.


You know how I know you're gay?


No girls on the internet

[ntan]

That isn't in alphabetical order. Nor in reverse alphabetical order.

It actually is. Seven's are labeled 7's on the jeans thus I place them in the back.

[Vansterdam]

288

here's my collection of movie tix stubs collected since 2002

i use to do that to then got lazy lol

[raygunpk]

i like to stack things, its a weird fetish
anything that looks stackable i will attempt to stack until it falls

[cunninglinguist]

I take off my seat belt when I'm coming home in my car as soon as I turn into the sidestreets from the main road.

I take off my shirt when I take a dump like George Costanza. I thought I was the only one.

[Phil@rise]

When at home my english is just as broken as my fob g/f and at work I just talk too damn fast and laugh to loud (or so I've been told).
I take off my shirt to when I take a dump but only at home.

[CorneringArtist]

- When I'm about to drive somewhere, I never unlock my passenger doors for anyone until I get in the car.

- I used to have a tendency to take things apart to see what was inside, especially as a kid. That became the ability to figure out how to fix things people have given up upon.

- I believe a baby that cries while I'm on the bus or Skytrain will lead to bad things later on in the day.

[SpuGen]

I only shit in my own toilet. Unless I really have to. Then I head for the closest nice hotel or restaurant. or a friends house.
I wipe the seat before sitting down.

I always take a shit before taking a shower. I always shower before I leave the house. Even if I'm clean and took a shower the night before.
I constantly wash my hands.
- If I touch something unfamiliar (bus, someone's hand, someone's steering wheel)
- Before and after using any computer
- Before fapping / after fapping
- washroom. obviously.

I nag people about using soap when they wash thier hands. Like when you go to the washroom, and your buddy is in there too (like at a club/ restaurant). I hate dirty people.
I wash my hands, and leave the tap on until I grab a paper towel to dry my hands. Then shut it off. I always wait for someone else to open the washroom door. I just washed my hands. I'm not touching that dirty ass handle. Or I grab a paper towel to open it if nobody comes.

I never let people have thier socks on and on my bed.
If someone sleeps on my bed, I wash the sheets after they leave. Otherwise I will not sleep on it.

I'm a "clean" person, but my house is messy as fuck. It's not dirty, just messy.

[CP.AR]

I only shit in my own toilet. Unless I really have to. Then I head for the closest nice hotel or restaurant. or a friends house.
I wipe the seat before sitting down.

I always take a shit before taking a shower. I always shower before I leave the house. Even if I'm clean and took a shower the night before.
I constantly wash my hands.
- If I touch something unfamiliar (bus, someone's hand, someone's steering wheel)
- Before and after using any computer
- Before fapping / after fapping
- washroom. obviously.

I nag people about using soap when they wash thier hands. Like when you go to the washroom, and your buddy is in there too (like at a club/ restaurant). I hate dirty people.
I wash my hands, and leave the tap on until I grab a paper towel to dry my hands. Then shut it off. I always wait for someone else to open the washroom door. I just washed my hands. I'm not touching that dirty ass handle. Or I grab a paper towel to open it if nobody comes.

I never let people have thier socks on and on my bed.
If someone sleeps on my bed, I wash the sheets after they leave. Otherwise I will not sleep on it.

I'm a "clean" person, but my house is messy as fuck. It's not dirty, just messy.

thanks for describing me too. it's pretty much spot on what i do as well.

to add:

neighbor thought I had psychological problems (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder to be exact) because I washed my car every week in the summer each time doing a small detail job, even if it was raining the next day.

I keep all my electronics in as clean condition as possible, I have a polishing cloth wherever I go. My PSP is always shiny, my phone is always shiny, but my DSi with it's stupid matte colour dosen't shine.

I have some really screwed up memory where I can't remember something that happened yesterday, or even an hour ago. But i can draw that memory a month from now in perfect detail.

[InvisibleSoul]

neighbor thought I had psychological problems (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder to be exact)
And do you?

I think that's way beyond the norms of just being "clean".

[The_AK]

- When I'm about to drive somewhere, I never unlock my passenger doors for anyone until I get in the car.

- I used to have a tendency to take things apart to see what was inside, especially as a kid. That became the ability to figure out how to fix things people have given up upon.

- I believe a baby that cries while I'm on the bus or Skytrain will lead to bad things later on in the day.

same here, always wanted to know what was going on

also,
dont like to blow my nose in public (around strangers or family or gf) because it just seems like poor manners to me

[Culture_Vulture]

i talk to myself when im cooking as if im a host on the foodnetwork
I hope you're serious about this
'cause I do it too! :gayfight:

[skyxx]

When I go on RS I need to browse the NWS forum right away.....

[Cereal Killer]

For anyone feeling bad about being "weird," let me quote a friend of mine: "it's weird to be normal, it's normal to be weird." :thumbsup:

Some weird things about me:
1) I like to arrange things so that they are parallel or perpendicular to each other (my idea of the "perfect" look)
2) I hate it when my things get rearranged ("perfect" look is ruined)
3) I like to start doing things at the hour or at the half (easier to keep track of time)
4) I take my pants off completely for #2 (more freedom :p)
5) I adjust my watches 'til the seconds of the digital display are in-sync with the second hand
6) If I find a song I like on Youtube, I'll keep looping it (sometimes for an hour or more)

[asahai69]

if i have a burger and fries, i have to eat the fries before eating the burger. i wont even touch it before i have my fill of fries...

[fliptuner]

Same here w/ the fries - it's like the appetizer. lol

[gilly]

When I set the alarm to go to work, I like to set multiple alarms.
For example, if i have to wake up at 7, I will set an alarm at 5am, 6am, 6:30am, 6:45am, 6:50 and 7:00am the night before.

I hate the feeling of waking up and have to get out of bed immediately. I like the feeling of knowing I still have some time left to sleep.

[Benchwarmer]

i'm sweating about my first post.

[arajan]

I can't eat chicken with skin , any skin + food . I hate fat on meat , I try to take it off asap , even if it's a small piece.

I like symmetry , anything that is not symmetric can piss me off .

I tend to check things 1427245208592 times , like " did I log off ? "

I like even numbers , odd numbers work only if they can be divided by 5 ie if I search something like flickr.com , I only look at even and /5 pages

checking out chicks , I don't think its any weird but somehow people around me give me that " are u sick ? are u maniac ? " look , I feel like " what ? look at dat ass " when this happens

i like clean things , its just retarded , I mean I detail cars on weekends and when boss says " do a final check over " ( supposed to take 10 minutes ) it can take 4 damn hours haha , I redo a lot of things because they're not up to my standards . Same with cleaning my place , camera ...everything

idk , I have a lot of weird habits , just can't remember em all now .

[8thcivic]

-I always place my car keys parrallel on my desk so if its not parrallel that means someone took it for a drive or touched it.

-I try to avoid or drive slow on non smooth streets to prevent rock chips like the one on king edward from fraser to knight....

-I try to park away from cars as far as possible

-I always rinse my hair in the morning to fix my bed hair.

-I cant take a piss in a urinal if someone is next to me or behind me. it feels awkward.. so most of the time i go into a stall to piss if theres alot of people in the washroom.

-When ever i see alot of blood, i get light headed

[MWR34]

when I take a shit, I feel more free by removing one leg out of my pants, but not both like others have took their pants off.

At night I put my highbeams on when I pull into my neighborhood heading home ( when there is no cars on the road ) cause I would hate to hit an animal or WHY so close to home.

If there is nothing on TV I like to watch, I just leave it on Channel 2. The noise sounds familiar, and I just surf online with Channel 2 in the background.

When I go online, I have a ritual of websites and emails I must check, otherwise I feel mis-informed on certain things.(dont worry RS your one of them)

[MelonBoy]

I make random weird noises while i play games as a taunting... but occasionally i do it when i dont play games..

My call sign during COD or Bad Company

Kaakaaa kaakaaa kakaaa (like a crow)
seeal seeeeeal seeeeeaal ( pokemon = seal )
Magiiiiicarp carp carp magi carp carp (pokemon = magicarp)
Dooooo Gonggggg doooo gonggg gongggg ( pokemon = doo gong)


Sooo, if you ever hear these noises on COD... you know its me lol haha (that and your about to get rolledddddd


Also im the dirtiest clean person my friends know apparently..
Usually have clothing, dishs, cans, and crap all over my room.. but there all arranged in some sort of grouped pattern scattered across my room..

[BlacknJean]

i fap near the women's washroom

[Teh Doucher]

I have some really screwed up memory where I can't remember something that happened yesterday, or even an hour ago. But i can draw that memory a month from now in perfect detail.

same here, i seriously thought i was the only one, or it was just all the weed that did the damage..

-i also dont eat a burger till i at least get half way through my fries
-i wash my hands 3 times after fapping(weird habit from early teens lol)
-im very messy, but i remember where i put everything and if anything gets moved i flip out
-i always have to shit or pee before my shower in the morning

im sure theres a shit load more, just cant remember everything right now

[FN-2199]

+1. Me too.

BTW, for those who organize their clothes, that's not being wierd. You're just organized.

As for me, my biggest thing is my hockey superstition: During warm ups, I stay away from pucks that have marking or logos on them. I only warm up using an all black puck.

Lol, speaking of weird hockey supserstitions... As a goalie, everytime I hop on and off the ice, I never touch the blue line unless it's in-game. :p

[Qmx323]

I am emotionally detached from other people's pain and sufferring.
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ah yes.

also I am paranoid I think I may be distancing myself to certain people, but those that are close to me I stay close.

fucked up eh

[SkinnyPupp]

I enjoy the smell of my own farts

[StylinRed]

I only shit in my own toilet. Unless I really have to. Then I head for the closest nice hotel or restaurant. or a friends house.
I wipe the seat before sitting down.

me 2 cept i wont do it anywhere but home or a family members place

when I take a shit, I feel more free by removing one leg out of my pants, but not both like others have took their pants off.


same

[Mancini]

Awesome thread! Everyone has an inner weirdo. Those that "don't" are just repressed.

I'm one of the only ones amongst everybody I know who actually bothers with proper spelling and punctuation when I type.

Me too. Even if I'm just leaving a note for myself on the computer that I'll delete later.

i go to stupid lengths to rattle delete all the annoying little noises that come from cars i drive or even just sit in.

There's many times I could have used your help.

i sleep completely naked regardless of season and only wear clothes (boxers) if im camping or sleeping at a frds house

To sleep otherwise is weird.

I like how people are getting more "open" as the thread develops.

[hotjoint]

When I take a dump at home. I'm completely naked. I can take a shit anywhere because I love to shit
I like to keep everything I own organized to remember where I keep it and get rattled when people move it
I say whatevers on my mind even if its totally uncalled for and inapropriate
In my closest, I arrange my clothes from nicest to shittiest

[asahai69]

^x2. when im at home i take a dump completely naked. i cant shit anywhere other than home. only if it was a complete emergency and there was no way to make it home, then ill shit in other peoples toilet. i remember a couple years back i had to take a dump at our family friends house. instead of going there. i drove 20 mins home. took a deuce. and drove the 20 mins back. lol

[jmvdesign]

This is more related to work in general, whenever I work on a Photoshop/Tiff file, I never ever flatten the images because for some weird reason I think I'll have the time in the future to edit or refine that work. I'll also have 7-8 versions of that same file too.

[sonick]

I take off my shirt to when I take a dump but only at home.

:haha: like George Costanza

[hal0g0dv2]

:haha: like George Costanza

haha great episode

[simsimi1004]

to add ontop of the so many washrooom stories

- in public i alway put toliet paper on the seat so my ass never touches the plastic.
also take pants off for 1 leg and bring it up the other leg so it never touches the ground.
- i always put my phone ontop of toliet paper on top of the toliet paper dispenser to prevent the fear of it falling anywhere in a public washroom.

- i always use the toliet to take a piss in fear that using a stall will cause piss to bounce off and onto my clothes.

- when im in a public washroom where only 1 person can use it at a time, once i start pissing, i start to take steps back to see how far i can shoot my piss.

i wash my socks, underwear, and towel seperately.

i love to wear hoods

whenever i go on a computer, i always have a tab for revscene, a new composition page for email, and google news.

80% of my shirts are black

on rainy/snowy/dusty areas, i always make my friends sit in the car and tap their shoes out side before they get in.

if my friend decides to smoke before getting in my car, i open their window for a good 3 minutes and lock it so they cant close it lol.

[unit]

I hope you're serious about this
'cause I do it too! :gayfight:

im dead serious!

"andd... we'll just put a little sear on that steak. you just wanna put it on high heat and give it a quick sear, but dont worry if its not cooked inside, because we'll finish it in the oven!"

LOL

For anyone feeling bad about being "weird," let me quote a friend of mine: "it's weird to be normal, it's normal to be weird." :thumbsup:

Some weird things about me:
1) I like to arrange things so that they are parallel or perpendicular to each other (my idea of the "perfect" look)
2) I hate it when my things get rearranged ("perfect" look is ruined)
3) I like to start doing things at the hour or at the half (easier to keep track of time)
4) I take my pants off completely for #2 (more freedom :p)
5) I adjust my watches 'til the seconds of the digital display are in-sync with the second hand
6) If I find a song I like on Youtube, I'll keep looping it (sometimes for an hour or more)

are you sure you arent autistic?

[JSALES]

i take off my shirt when i take a dump at home too haha

[skyxx]

im dead serious!

"andd... we'll just put a little sear on that steak. you just wanna put it on high heat and give it a quick sear, but dont worry if its not cooked inside, because we'll finish it in the oven!"

LOL



are you sure you arent autistic?

You just want to be on TV don't you! You want to be famous.

[vafanculo]

I do a fucked up thing before each meal. Been doing it for atleast 15 years...

I have to chew the first 3 spoonfuls in a specific order on my teeth going from left to right, then from right to left, and the final one is I go left to right, then right to left. After that, it's open season on my food.

And when using a urinal, if there is a cig butt or peice of gum in there, I pretend I'm at war and have to fully submerge it.
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[Yuffa]

i use to do that to then got lazy lol

I used to do that until the box I have to hold them doesn't fit anymore...

- I can't work unless everything around my work area is clean/organized. I sometimes spend hours cleaning up my work area before I feel it's good enough to start.
- I enjoy organizing other people's stuff. My room is messy as hell but I can spend a whole hour organizing and cleaning up the entire souvenir shop when I was on the ferry.
- I collect clothing tags and VIP club cards or points cards
- I enjoy traveling. I'll get super hyped up about 8hrs bus ride; 12hs train ride; 18hrs flights in confined spaces.
- I like being in a confined space. My dream house is a 600sq ft studio.
- My favorite color/style/clothing change ever month. Same with my hair salon/dentist/nail place/spa. I never really go to the same place more than twice.
- I like to find 10 reasons why NOT to buy something before actually buying it
- I'm obsessed with coffee mugs and glasses and water bottles and anything that can hold liquid. I have 3 coffee mugs in the office alone.

[EmOne]

in the morning, when i get the morning wood, i DO NOT piss into the toilet. Because its very hard to aim and fucking piss sprays everywhere other than the toilet.

I piss into my bathtub and then i spray it down the drain with my shower head.



i also piss in the tub if im about to take a shower.

[unit]

^heres a lifehack.

if you have morning wood, wash your hands in warm water.

[Grandmaster TSE]

my computer icons have to be in specific clusters on my desktop

[sonick]

^heres a lifehack.

if you have morning wood, wash your hands in warm water.

More fun to just rub one out.

[SpuGen]

Another one for being completely naked when taking a shit at home.

And I hate people who don't put thier chopsticks parrallel with the top of thier bowl or plate.
I HATE people who just jam it in the food.
I think it's just a manners thing though. But fuck.

I also refuse to put on a shirt at home.
If people come over I might put on a shirt, or a hoodie but not zip it, or zip it halfway
I have really awkward dinners at home when my moms friends come over lol. Assuming I'm at home.

[IfUCare]

I really hate people hugging/touching me except my immediate family. I've actually pushed off girls giving me a hug when i don't want them to.

When i'm spending, i either penny pinch or go all out there's no in between.

[raygunpk]

Another one for being completely naked when taking a shit at home.

And I hate people who don't put thier chopsticks parrallel with the top of thier bowl or plate.
I HATE people who just jam it in the food.
I think it's just a manners thing though. But fuck.

I also refuse to put on a shirt at home.
If people come over I might put on a shirt, or a hoodie but not zip it, or zip it halfway
I have really awkward dinners at home when my moms friends come over lol. Assuming I'm at home.

you speak of manners, but you don't wear clothes when guests are over. thumbs up

[spoon.ek9]

a large majority of my friends have no idea why i spend so much time/money on cars.

[vafanculo]

One thing my buddies comment is when we have a blaze session at my place. Il always sneak away for 30 min or so and make the place spotless. Dishes,garbage, dining room, prepare lunch for tomo, etc. Then il sit down and continue blazing like nothings happened.
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[Tegra_Devil]

im unnaturally comfortably being naked..

[The Situation]

I AM A WANNABE BALLER. Even though I drive a Honda Fit, I like to go to a vancouver car forum and post pictures of other people's exotics and claim them as mine. When someone calls me out, I like to make up an excuse of being in China.

[Stevie P]

I take everything out of my pockets when I sit down.
I can only gel my hair after I come out of the shower.
I only eat pizza after it's been refrigerated.

[MWR34]

are you sure you arent autistic?

More like the Rainman

[cunninglinguist]

When I shower, I only put soap on my face, pits, and crotch. Everything else is rinse only.

[CP.AR]

And do you?

I think that's way beyond the norms of just being "clean".

It's just a pasttime, and if I have something to do, I'd do it first. It's not like it makes me uneasy in any way

[fliptuner]

And I hate people who don't put thier chopsticks parrallel with the top of thier bowl or plate.
I HATE people who just jam it in the food.
I think it's just a manners thing though. But fuck.


I used to put my chopsticks on top of the bowl or on the plate the bowl was on, until a friend told me it was rude to NOT put them inside the bowl. A bunch of friends and their older family members have since told me the same thing.

Same reason I hold my chopsticks pretty high - just trying to fit in with the tradition....

[JSALES]

when out in public and someone around me sounds really sick and they sneeze/cough i sometimes hold my breathe so i don't inhale the germs haha

[simsimi1004]

When I shower, I only put soap on my face, pits, and crotch. Everything else is rinse only.

do u mean like never or u still soap/wash/loofah ur whole body once in a while. ur feets, behind ears?

if its never, im sorry but i find that extremely dirty.

[hotjoint]

I cant shit anywhere other than home. only if it was a complete emergency and there was no way to make it home, then ill shit in other peoples toilet. i remember a couple years back i had to take a dump at our family friends house. instead of going there. i drove 20 mins home. took a deuce. and drove the 20 mins back. lol

:lol I dunno why so many people have problems taking shits at places other then their home. I have a friend exactly like you. Instead of taking a shit at my house, he went home then came back 30 mins later, I was like WTF :haha: I can take a shit anywhere. When you gotta go you gotta go

[sonick]

I don't like the sight of other peoples' bare feet.

[SkinnyPupp]

:lol I dunno why so many people have problems taking shits at places other then their home. I have a friend exactly like you. Instead of taking a shit at my house, he went home then came back 30 mins later, I was like WTF :haha: I can take a shit anywhere. When you gotta go you gotta go
Exactly! Grow a pair of nuts you fucking pussies!

[InvisibleSoul]

:lol I dunno why so many people have problems taking shits at places other then their home. I have a friend exactly like you. Instead of taking a shit at my house, he went home then came back 30 mins later, I was like WTF :haha: I can take a shit anywhere. When you gotta go you gotta go
I guess a lot of people nowadays are germaphobic.

[sonick]

I guess a lot of people nowadays are germaphobic.

I love shitting at work.

[Not really racist!]

:lol I dunno why so many people have problems taking shits at places other then their home. I have a friend exactly like you. Instead of taking a shit at my house, he went home then came back 30 mins later, I was like WTF :haha: I can take a shit anywhere. When you gotta go you gotta go

what the fuck? LOL

[Sgt_Koopa]

I drink strawberry milk cold and chocolate milk warm only. When I walk, I try to avoid stepping on the cracks on the side walk. When I take a leak at home, I never do it standing up (no chance of splashing/splattering,etc). I have flushable wet wipes at work for the washroom. When I wash my hands, I always leave water in my left hand, so that I can wash my right hand off after turning the faucet off.

[Jer3]

I love shitting at work.

me too. i love getting paid for taking my time while shitting.

[InvisibleSoul]

I love shitting at work.
I wouldn't go as far as to say I LOVE taking a crap at work, but I certainly have no qualms about doing so. :p

[asahai69]

:lol I dunno why so many people have problems taking shits at places other then their home. I have a friend exactly like you. Instead of taking a shit at my house, he went home then came back 30 mins later, I was like WTF :haha: I can take a shit anywhere. When you gotta go you gotta go

i like the comfort of my own throne at home. i need to sit down for like 20 mins and enjoy the experience. i can get alot of messaging done within that time

plus whey protien and taking a shit isnt exactly nicest smelling thing in the world. lol

[Drow]

i take fast craps. when i say fast, i mean 3-5 minutes on average. i have some frds who take like 10-20 minutes for a crap, wtf do u guys do in there?

i know some people read magazines and all that crap inside the crapper, but wouldnt it be nicer to read it somewhere else? maybe over a cup of coffee?

heres my guide on how to take fast craps :

1. walk into washroom
2. take off pants
3. crap
4. wipe
5. put on pants
6. book it

???? HOW LONG CAN THAT BE

[hirevtuner]

but when you take fast craps you have to go when the "moment" is there
still have to wait until it wants to come out

like people go to church every sunday, i have to take a crap every morning religiously

[1exotic]

???? HOW LONG CAN THAT BE

1 minute.

dump and go.

[Ikkaku]

^ for a good 7 years I was like that but then somehow recently I haven't had the urge in the mornings

Today I was talking to a girl in lecture and she has 2 pens out for writing our papers, I asked to borrow one and shes like... ok and immediately goes and looks for another pen. Apparently she has this habit of switching pens half way through.

[asahai69]

ya a fast crap is totally possible. but usually the time in the shitter is the only time in the day i have to relax and take it easy and be by myself. other than that its work and the go go go mentality. no time for breaks

[The_AK]

ya a fast crap is totally possible. but usually the time in the shitter is the only time in the day i have to relax and take it easy and be by myself. other than that its work and the go go go mentality. no time for breaks

Only recently I realized that the personal crapper can be very peaceful and a time to meditate. I'm usually playing "Action Hero" or "The Game Of Life" on my iPod though.

[1exotic]

ya a fast crap is totally possible. but usually the time in the shitter is the only time in the day i have to relax and take it easy and be by myself. other than that its work and the go go go mentality. no time for breaks

yeah, can't relax on revscene also, it's a gang war between members vs trolls.

[InvisibleSoul]

i take fast craps. when i say fast, i mean 3-5 minutes on average. i have some frds who take like 10-20 minutes for a crap, wtf do u guys do in there?
3-5 minutes is already long for my liking... I like to be in and out in under two minutes.

but when you take fast craps you have to go when the "moment" is there
still have to wait until it wants to come out

like people go to church every sunday, i have to take a crap every morning religiously
I don't get that... I would only go when I need to go.

[Dentz]

-I'm pretty superstitious about some things, but I try to keep that under-wraps. I've been known to have a black cat cross in-front of my car, which resulted in me taking a "new" route to my destination.

-I think I put to much faith in fate for some other things, usually results in shitty results, haha

I'm having a mental block right now, but I've definitely got more to add.

[PavelGTR]

ya a fast crap is totally possible. but usually the time in the shitter is the only time in the day i have to relax and take it easy and be by myself. other than that its work and the go go go mentality. no time for breaks

Speaking of crap. Am I the only one who listens to his ipod while on the shitter?

[Kamui712]

-->I don't like people coming over to my place, not because it's messy but because it's my own private place. Same goes for my car, but I'm a little more flexible... people can't touch my stereo though.

-->When I come home, the first thing I do is change into sweats and t-shirt.

-->Some of my deepest thoughts/ideas happen when I'm in the washroom taking a dump/brushing my teeth.

Speaking of crap. Am I the only one who listens to his ipod while on the shitter?

I watch movies on my cell phone.. lol

[Kamui712]

.

[smk]

If I take a shit and I'm home alone, I turn the TV up and the bathroom fan off, so I can hear the TV.

I would probably faint in my own shit smell

[Ronin]

I suffer from a case of excessive awesomeness.

[sonick]

If I am at home on Saturday or Sunday morning, I like to shit while reading the newspaper and drinking a coffee.

[AzNightmare]

I always turn into the inside lane, even if I know it's a lane with parked cars,
just to signal and merge out the moment I turn into it.

I always use my signals when I'm changing lanes, even when no cars are
near me at the middle of the the night.

[sas]

I have a different song that I must listen to for my squat, deadlift and bench press. Mostly Russian hymns and metal, but they must be consistent for that training cycle up to competition.