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   |  |       |  04-11-2010, 09:41 PM | #1 |   | Banned By Establishment 
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			Fvck guys, i'm up 12 G's since march 29 at the casino.  Made $12,000 in 11-13 days- cashed in w/ 1500.    
I've spent 3 G's of it and lost 9000 of it back on friday.    
Lost 7-8 straight baccarat bets in a row, $1000 per bet before winning one-- i should've probably played $500.  I was betting on BANKER everytime but PLAYER won like 15 straight hands. unbelievable!!!   
fvck, i didn't know how the hell to play baccarat at first just relied on instincts but somehow i managed to win 12,000.  and because i didn't know how to play bacc, maybe that's how i lost 7-8 straight bets playing 1000 a hand.    
i recently read up on baccarat, the game is all about streaks. lol  
So, instead of betting on banker everytime hoping to finally get a win, i should've bet on player when it got on a HOT streak!!! shiet   
all 11/2 weeks of werk gone in 14 minutes.  if it had gone the other way, i would've now had 20,000 cash.. haha   |   |   |   |     | This post FAILED by: |  1exotic, Dentz , ds226 , Eatman , Fi2e , HonestTea , LiquidTurbo , monkeywrench , murd0c , nsmb , RCubed , Shead , StealthFighter , terkan , TRD Rs200 , TypeRNammer , underscore |      |  04-11-2010, 09:48 PM | #2 |   | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy 
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			yeah i always tend to loose everything on player streaks just because i have such a good feeling it will end so i keep upin the bet till its all gone lol
		 |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 09:50 PM | #3 |   | Banned (ABWS) 
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	   |  |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 09:50 PM | #4 |   | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? 
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			boohoo,if it makes you feel any better I'll treat you to a $1.39 cheeseburger
 |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 09:51 PM | #5 |   | I STILL don't get it 
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			Your not really up 12Gs when you lose 9000 of it a couple days later. 
Also i think your a dumbass   
fvck man!
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			Wow your a bigger loser than me. 
Grats Posted via RS Mobile |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 09:52 PM | #7 |   | RS Operative (G) 
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			In b4 lockPosted via RS Mobile |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 09:55 PM | #8 |   | My homepage has been set to RS 
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			I never knew these threads would actually become a trend.Posted via RS Mobile |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 10:08 PM | #9 |   | I came, I saw, I conquered. 
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			Damn 1K per hand..such a baller
		 |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 10:09 PM | #10 |   | MiX iT Up! 
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			when is that rs wiki up? 
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 |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 10:20 PM | #11 |   | Need to Seek Professional Help 
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	   |   How to win at Baccarat by Blinky  DON'T PLAY.Quote:   | 
					Originally Posted by mr85  fvck, i didn't know how the hell to play baccarat at first just relied on instincts but somehow i managed to win 12,000.  and because i didn't know how to play bacc, maybe that's how i lost 7-8 straight bets playing 1000 a hand.
 
 i recently read up on baccarat, the game is all about streaks. lol
 |  |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 10:23 PM | #12 |   | Revscene.net has a homepage?! 
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			should play flip a coin instead, at least the odds would be exactly 50/50
		 |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 11:08 PM | #13 |   | Rs has made me the woman i am today! 
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			umm.. it's 50/50 no matter what.. well unless it hits dragon 7...
 i don't care what you or anyone else says.  probability is law.
 |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 11:11 PM | #14 |   | Rs has made me the woman i am today! 
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					Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture  boohoo,if it makes you feel any better I'll treat you to a $1.39 cheeseburger
 |  Hey, I'm just curious, do you know the girl in your avatar or did you just find that pic online?  
I'm just asking because I went to highschool with her and it's nice to see other people supporting her work =)
		 |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 11:13 PM | #15 |   | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? 
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					Originally Posted by mx703  Hey, I'm just curious, do you know the girl in your avatar or did you just find that pic online?
 I'm just asking because I went to highschool with her and it's nice to see other people supporting her work =)
 |  And I'm just curious if you can hook up some connections. Spring harvest is coming and I'd like to be the first in line to plow her.
		 |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 11:22 PM | #16 |   | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?" 
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			So what did OP learn from posting in here?
		 
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					Originally Posted by toyota86  the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though. |  |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 11:42 PM | #17 |   | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum 
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			No matter what game you play, strategy you use, or streaks you will have, you will always lose in the long run. Be glad you had some smarts to enjoy $3,000 of it. 
 Lol trust me takes a long time before you see the pointlessness of constant gambling. Been there done that. Posted via RS Mobile |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 11:46 PM | #18 |   | HELP ME PLS!!! 
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			Lol, at least u got the excitement.. And I hope you grab few free cokes in the casino as well 
And couple of free meal (since u betting 1k per hand, I expect u to be in the high limit) Posted via RS Mobile |   |   |   |      |  04-11-2010, 11:49 PM | #19 |   | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday 
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			go to boss and impregnate a LG
		 |   |   |   |      |  04-12-2010, 12:14 AM | #20 |   | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe 
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			why are you still here?
		 |   |   |   |      |  04-12-2010, 01:41 AM | #21 |   | Rs has made me the woman i am today! 
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					Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture  And I'm just curious if you can hook up some connections. Spring harvest is coming and I'd like to be the first in line to plow her. |  ...probably not
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			better luck next time
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