[LiquidTurbo]

Source:http://www.elistmania.com/still/25_ridiculous_inventions/showall/

1. Baby Toupee
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Baby_Toupee.jpg
Because it's never too early to make your child feel like Donald Trump.





2. Doggles
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Doggles.jpg
I think my dog will hate me if I make him wear these.





3. To Do Tattoo
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/To_Do_Tattoo.jpg
What's wrong with writing the list on a piece of paper?





4. Motorized Cone
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Motorized_Cone.jpg
Some people are just too lazy to rotate their cone when eating ice cream. Hence, the motorized cone. Genius, right?






5. Wine Glass Holder Necklace
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Wine_Glass_Holder_Necklace.jpg
How do you walk with this hanging from your neck without spilling your wine?






6. Inflatable Toast
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Inflatable_Toast.jpg
Some of us are so unfortunate that we don't have big lunch bags. In fact, there are some of us that have no lunch bags. Thankfully, we have inflatable toasts that we can just stuff in our back pockets.





7. Infant Hand Pillow
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Infant_Hand_Pillow.jpg
Okay, how freaky are those things?






8. Time Beam
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Time_Beam.jpg
Or you can use your watch. That's cool, too.





9. Paper Email
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/9_paper_email.jpg
Wow, there's even a BCC field!







10. Spaghetti Twirler
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Spaghetti_Twirler.jpg
Another wonderful product for the guy who can't rotate his own ice cream cone.







11. Plastic Wishbone
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Plastic_Wishbone.jpg
Why? I have absolutely no idea.






12. Tandem Toilet
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Tandem_Toilet.jpg
Will save your marriage and the environment. But like I said, no thank you.







13. Half Deck
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Half_Deck.jpg
I have always found card games boring. I feel that these will definitely make them more interesting.







14. DVD Rewinder
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/DVD_Rewinder.jpg
How I was able to live years watching DVDs without a rewinder is beyond me.






15. Pratone Grass Chair
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Pratone_Grass_Chair.jpg
You pay more than $14,000 for this. I think I'll just go and sit on my yard.



16. Finger Plate
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Finger_Plate.jpg
I wish they'd come up with a diamond-encrusted one to match my couture gown.







17. Global Warming Rug
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Global_Warming_Rug.jpg
Now that is just depressing. Especially because I'm sure the polar bear will be terrorized by my cat.






18. Lap Pillow
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Lap_Pillow.jpg
If girls can have the boyfriend pillow, lonely guys can buy this.






19. Dribble Glass
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Dribble_Glass.jpg
Because normal glasses are just so boring.





20. Wrist Phone Carrier
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Wrist_Phone_Carrier.jpg
Can you find anything more chic than that thing?








21. Immersion Scarf
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Immersion_Scarf.jpg
Because you will be so inconspicuous with this, no one will ever think of taking a peek at your phone's screen.







22. Boyfriend Arm Pillow
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Boyfriend_Arm_Pillow.jpg
credits: www.pollsb.com
I don't know about you but I would be creeped out with this on my bed.







23. Flatulence Deodorizer
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Flatulence_Deodorizer.jpg
Apparently, this is VERY useful.








24. Beer Bra
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Beer_Bra.jpg
This is in production. I will be okay with this if they come up with a refrigerated beer bra.






25. Pillow Wig
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Pillow_Wig.jpg
I think I'll choose coffee over this.

[Kaiten]

good stuff. a lot of messed up shit out there.

[vision87]

Theres no way the DVD rewinder can be an actual product. Who would be stupid enough to actually buy one

[hotjoint]

hahaha some of the shit is hilarious

[AzNightmare]

lol. tandem toilet :lol

[PinoyDrifta]

wtf ahahah those are some of the most dumbest things i have ever seen

[Presto]

Theres no way the DVD rewinder can be an actual product. Who would be stupid enough to actually buy one

The DVD Rewinder is a gag gift that they sell at Think Geek.

[twitchyzero]

To-Do List tattoo :thumbsup:

but the rotating fork would be useful..i've seen it on tv infomercials

[Derek_N84]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4VWQupgmlg

best invention ever.

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

some good stuff

[Mizter]

You can't even eat the motorized cone :cry:

[!Tigger]

the lap pillow... hahhahaha i bet you no one would say they own one if they had it.

[LiquidTurbo]

To-Do List tattoo :thumbsup:

but the rotating fork would be useful..i've seen it on tv infomercials

HAhahah are you THAT lazy? :D

[twitchyzero]

useful for seniors with arthritis :thumbsup:

[babykiller]

I'm sorry, what's wrong with the Beer Bra? Sucking on titties + drinking beer = awesome.

[TheKingdom2000]

15. Pratone Grass Chair

^ That is actually pretty cool

[Senna4ever]

15. Pratone Grass Chair

^ That is actually pretty cool

I'd buy one if I had $14,000 to spare.:)

[orange7]

15. Pratone Grass Chair

^ That is actually pretty cool

they should mass produce it so it would cost a lot less.

I'd buy it if it costs a few hundreds.

[shenmecar]

Wheres the solar-powered flashlights and black highlighters at?

[BaoXu]

c-lai caps.... are ridiculous

dunno what they are called. nor can i find a pic on the net.

[keifun]

^ u mean this?
http://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFiles/upimg4%5CFace-Sun-Visors_33484.jpg

[cococly]

14.

http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/DVD_Rewinder.jpg

:facepalm:

[FN-2199]

21. Immersion Scarf
http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/161/Medium/Immersion_Scarf.jpg
Because you will be so inconspicuous with this, no one will ever think of taking a peek at your phone's screen.



Hilariously stupid :haha:

[orange7]

at least no one has attempted to invent reusable condoms.

[OTG-ZR2]

Forgot one:

http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Chopstick-Fan-4699.jpg

Chop stick fan. Cool your food while you eat it.

[K3604]

Pillow Wig seems pretty useful.. If you don't have a problem with looking like a retard when you step outside of your house LOL:)

[Vansterdam]

. DVD Rewinder

EPIC.. lol

[slammer111]

SNL did a spoof commercial on the Tandem Toilet in I think the 90s. The tagline was something like "when even a bathroom break seems like an eternity" :lol

I have a Corona "beer bottle holder" necklace that I got off a random Mexican dood a while back. It looks cheesy, but the thing freaking works. :D Haven't seen another one since.. anyone else have one?

[babykiller]

I have a Corona "beer bottle holder" necklace that I got off a random Mexican dood a while back. It looks cheesy, but the thing freaking works. :D Haven't seen another one since.. anyone else have one?

Last time I was in Vegas I saw a bunch of people with ones that would hold those ridiculous yards of booze you could buy for five bucks and I thought, oh weird, everyone in America is fat for some reason...

[v.Rossi]

Theres no way the DVD rewinder can be an actual product. Who would be stupid enough to actually buy one

i bet i could sell one not to a white man or someone illiterate, but i'm sure i could sell one.

the plastic wishbone though, now that is one useless product.

[v.Rossi]

at least no one has attempted to invent reusable condoms.

didn't china recycle condoms? LOL

i guess that's reused, not reusuable, but that's not the point.

[you!]

lap pillow ftw