[sunny_j]

In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

Reports indicate that the man, who has only been identified as a chef, apparently was a victim of a horrible prank. The chef, after a heavy night of drinking, passed out with some of his friends. Those friends thought that it would be funny to put the eel inside of the victim. The medical examiner determined that the cause of death was that the eel, which was fifty centimeters long, devoured the man’s bowels. No word yet on charges against the friends for their role in the death


http://dailycaller.com/2010/04/30/man-dies-after-having-eel-inserting-in-rectum-during-a-prank-gone-awry/#ixzz0mbfhMhv8

this is fucked

[The_AK]

Jesus! What a shitty way to die

[Greenstoner]

awful

[asian_XL]

too much japanese porn

[m!chael]

Man and I thought passing out drunk around white people was dangerous...

[Big.Xero]

I hope his buddies got arrested at the least.

[TOPEC]

they should learn from the japs on how to do it properly

[emmvee]

fucking retards. They probably scard for life now
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[Gumby]

The eel probably has spines on its back that would've shredded his rectum on its way out anyway!

[tonyvu]

what the fuck, why would you have an idea to shove anything up anyones ass

[ShadowBun]

that sucks ass.

[ToyotaPowah]

Wow... that IS fucked :p

[Vansterdam]

pwned

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

what the fuck, why would you have an idea to shove anything up anyones ass

when you watch too much jap porn, it really influences ur mind to do things thats usually overboard for normal ppl.

[JSALES]

fucked

[SkinnyPupp]

Some prime news sources right there.

[ak6]

now that's just fucked. what a bunch of nice friends... >_>

[murd0c]

Man and I thought passing out drunk around white people was dangerous...

it is now :)

[you!]

Man and I thought passing out drunk around white people was dangerous...

+1 wtf

[Durrann]

i m not gonna get drunk with ne 1 from now on lol

[Razor Ramon HG]

What "friends". RIP.

[hotong]

dumbasses

[n1smo]

whatta bunch a fag friends

[LiquidTurbo]

Sounds fake.

[SkinnyPupp]

Sounds fake.

you would question such a reliable source as THE INTERNET???
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[HonestTea]

Wow WTF

[AzNightmare]

damn... I thought sticking a condom in someone's pants and kicking his ass was as bad as these pranks go...

[hotjoint]

wow, his friends must feel like shit

[akalic]

wow, his friends must feel like shit

so must the eel :haha:

[!Aznboi128]

^ that's awful, but sad way to die

[LiquidTurbo]

Ok, this probably confirmed real, from
http://www.chinanews.com.cn/sh/news/2010/04-28/2250979.shtml

Using google translate:

"Got into the body through the rectum eel bites man life insurance lost"

[shenmecar]

crap.

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

so must the eel :haha:

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

[gabbergabber]

"Shocking" ;) LOL Imagine if there is a god and you got to explain how you die.. afff.. ahha

[sonick]

Man, imagine being eaten alive FROM INSIDE YOUR BUTTHOLE.

[Big.Xero]

ask Richard Gere about being eaten from inside your own butthole. I heard he says it feels good.