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05-04-2010, 08:52 PM
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#1 | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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| German Postman marries his dying Cat http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp...M7aRsVP7Af2YqQ http://news.nationalpost.com/2010/05...g-cat-cecilia/ Quote:
German postman 'marries' fat cat
(AFP) – 1 day ago
BERLIN — A German postman has married his obese and asthmatic cat Cecilia, saying he wanted to tie the knot before his elderly furry friend dies, the Bild tabloid reported on Monday.
"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed," said the single Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, from Possendorf near Dresden in eastern Germany.
"Our hearts beat as one -- it's unique!"
Because marrying an animal is illegal, Mitzscherlich paid 300 euros (400 dollars) to a television actress to play officiator in the ceremony, while the groom's twin brother Erik served as witness.
The happy couple dressed up for the occasion, Mitzscherlich in a wedding suit and top hat and 15-year-old Cecilia, who loudly miaowed her way through the exchanging of vows, in a white dress.
| not the same cat but this is the type of cat |
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05-04-2010, 08:57 PM
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#2 | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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Man....cats?
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05-04-2010, 09:03 PM
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#3 | Banned (ABWS)
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man+pussy
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05-04-2010, 09:03 PM
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#4 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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pussy....man = love
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05-05-2010, 12:40 AM
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#5 | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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LOOOL
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05-05-2010, 12:43 AM
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#6 | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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wow.. imagine that cat gets prego.. haha what would the child/kitten look lilke?? NASTY!
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05-05-2010, 01:01 AM
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#7 | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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thats kinda fucked up
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05-05-2010, 06:00 AM
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#8 | ESKETIT
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man that guy must love his pussy.
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05-05-2010, 06:57 AM
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#9 | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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And I thot the Japanese were fucked up Posted via RS Mobile |
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05-05-2010, 07:06 AM
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#10 | HELP ME PLS!!!
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too many werid things happening in the world
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05-05-2010, 07:19 AM
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#11 | Banned (BBM)
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o....k....? like seriously wtf
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05-05-2010, 07:44 AM
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#12 | HELP ME PLS!!!
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05-05-2010, 09:13 AM
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#13 | Banned (ABWS)?
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Originally Posted by TomBox_N And I thot the Japanese were fucked up Posted via RS Mobile | Well, this vs marrying an anime character..?
Which one's more queer? |
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05-05-2010, 09:15 AM
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#14 | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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cat is probably thinking "wtf is going on?"
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05-05-2010, 10:15 AM
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#15 | Zombie Mod
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It would've been more shocking if he married the postman's mortal enemy: a dog.
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05-05-2010, 05:24 PM
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#16 | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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I sometimes think people do messed up things for attention.
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05-05-2010, 10:14 PM
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#17 | I don't get it
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^ IRL trolls?
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05-05-2010, 10:18 PM
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#18 | I'll be good I promise.
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He's trollin' LOL! Posted via RS Mobile |
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05-05-2010, 10:19 PM
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#19 | I wish I was where I was when I wished I was here
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What the fuck.
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