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Chinese Military Shovel
Greenstoner
05-07-2010, 05:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o&feature=player_embedded#!
some of those function are pretty impressive.. hahahaha :haha: LOL @ the bottle opener
Kim Jong Un
05-07-2010, 05:20 PM
Pretty useful if you have one of these on a camping trip.
Rich Sandor
05-07-2010, 05:34 PM
Do they sell these on the home shopping network??
Vansterdam
05-07-2010, 05:39 PM
thats fucken nuts man
where can i get one locally
wobuffet
05-07-2010, 06:40 PM
i want one!!!!
Qmx323
05-07-2010, 06:44 PM
duuuuuuuude
i so want one right now
asian_XL
05-07-2010, 06:47 PM
it's missing the most important feature
http://www.cuhkacs.org/~little4/pic/090326/m.jpg
jstn86
05-07-2010, 06:51 PM
why use guns to fight?
just have one of these bad boys and you are done.
you can kill, cut, hammer, climb, block, shield, pry, chop, dig, pick, open, tighten, paddle etc...
wobuffet
05-07-2010, 07:09 PM
????group buy ????
looks like a pretty good replica if not the real deal!
even comes with carrying bag/pouch!!!
http://cgi.ebay.ca/Military-Style-Camp-Survival-Folding-Shovel-Pouch-/310166312020?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item48375a5454
XtC-604
05-07-2010, 07:27 PM
this is the better question...What does it not do O.O
ecchiecchi
05-07-2010, 07:28 PM
lol the Oar part was stretching it. But lol.
I wanted to shoot myself after listening to that background music...
:lol would be pretty useful for camping.
hal0g0dv2
05-07-2010, 10:04 PM
why use guns to fight?
just have one of these bad boys and you are done.
you can kill, cut, hammer, climb, block, shield, pry, chop, dig, pick, open, tighten, paddle etc...
dont bring a knife to a gun fight
bcrdukes
05-07-2010, 10:25 PM
Wow, that ham was not very appetizing. :lol
danned
05-07-2010, 10:28 PM
cool shovel
!Tigger
05-07-2010, 10:41 PM
what would happen if the shovel cut the boat? would the shovel be able to save you by becoming a surfboard? lol
AVS_Racing
05-07-2010, 11:42 PM
i wonder how durable it is lol. wouldnt want the head of fly off when chopping a tree or using poisonous paint to chop food.
Jackygor
05-08-2010, 12:11 AM
The shield and grappling is the best part
CP.AR
05-08-2010, 12:58 AM
wow. All I can say is wow.
But notice how everything is integrated into the joint... which means switching between functions is going to put major strain on the joint. I wonder how well put together these things are?
jaguar604
05-08-2010, 01:26 AM
Shit like this wins wars.
Where do I buy one?
slammer111
05-08-2010, 02:24 AM
^ Exactly. How durable is the metal? You do not want a joint failure while rappelling. :lol
The wire cutter function is crazy useful, especially when building traps and snares. That's the one major thing that Swiss Army knives are missing. The saw also looks superior to that of a SAK.
Just get one of these shovels and a Swiss Army knife and you're set for any outdoor expedition. :D
AzNightmare
05-08-2010, 06:54 AM
LOL at the one where the guy's using it as a shield inside his car to block some random
attacker with a stick.
hk20000
05-08-2010, 08:16 AM
hahahah we need to use the slapchop guy to repackage the advertising campaign on this
elwell
05-08-2010, 09:19 AM
holy so convenient, save so much space if we went camping
RCubed
05-08-2010, 09:28 AM
i LOLed at the oar
Boostaholic
05-08-2010, 09:35 AM
haha the ebay replica is only 15 bucks with shipping. someone get it and see how well it works. Being that cheap, it's probably a Chinese knock off a Chinese product.
!Aznboi128
05-08-2010, 09:55 AM
this "shovel" has some good uses ....
SpartanAir
05-08-2010, 10:30 AM
LOL at the one where the guy's using it as a shield inside his car to block some random
attacker with a stick.
+1 that was hilarious...
And those guys digging at the beginning were fuckin goin all out on that dirt...that's some speed and determination...
Still not sure what the difference is between shoveling and digging...looked the same.
maxxxboost
05-08-2010, 10:11 PM
+1 Shield. you never know when it may come in handy. hahahah
Shead
05-08-2010, 10:59 PM
i bet the durability is shit.
JSALES
05-09-2010, 12:30 AM
useful
Ronin
05-09-2010, 12:56 AM
i wonder how durable it is lol. wouldnt want the head of fly off when chopping a tree or using poisonous paint to chop food.
Made in China...how durable do you think it is?
Some of these haven't been thought through very well. I mean, in order to use the clipper function you have to squeeze down on the shovel. One hand on the handle and one on the...OH RIGHT...the razor sharp blade that someone just used to chop potatoes like fucking Yan Can Cook.
However, with nothing more than a few tweeks, that's one heck of a shovel.
Vansterdam
05-09-2010, 02:07 AM
wok with yan.. man i miss that dude
sleazyho
05-09-2010, 02:16 AM
Shit looks insane.. now we need some Italians to build this shit and it'll be perfect
Gnomes
05-09-2010, 08:54 AM
Jackie Chan can turn a toothpick into ALL of those said functions. All depends on the user.
FerrariEnzo
05-09-2010, 12:11 PM
so its a GIANT swiss army knife?
LiquidTurbo
05-09-2010, 02:50 PM
so its a GIANT swiss army knife?
Uh... a Swiss Army knife can't be used as a paddle, yo.
Sgt_Koopa
05-09-2010, 03:17 PM
I'm sure the quality is good. They export the shitty stuff. Plus, it's for the military so it has to be good.
jbsali
05-09-2010, 06:32 PM
neat shovel. i wants :)
Gumby
05-10-2010, 10:07 AM
Thought this was a thread about some Chinese military, shoveling dirt or something!
lol reminds me of deadliest warrior
twitchyzero
05-10-2010, 10:17 AM
can opener and wire cutting is definately handy
but shield and oar...haha there goes chinese people boasting again!
love the propaganda music in the back too
Spectre_Cdn
05-10-2010, 10:53 AM
wok with yan.. man i miss that dude
If Yan can cook, so can YOU!
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