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Meowjin
05-19-2010, 03:19 AM
And she was asking for money, claiming that her car ran out of fuel. I didn't have my blinds open but my lights were on. This wouldn't be the first time that someone has claimed their car ran out of fuel and knocked on our door asking for money.

I think they are testing to see if anyone is home when we leave the lights on.

Has anyone else had this happen to them?

mr sinister
05-19-2010, 03:31 AM
I had a similar encounter during midnight one day except the guy was claiming to be my neighbor and he was asking for money for diapers for his baby but he said he had no money or credit cards because he lost his wallet earlier in the day. I was thinking the same thing as you, that they were just checking to see if someone was in my house because some of my lights were on too.

dinamix
05-19-2010, 04:09 AM
2am? i'd be fucking pissed off if someone did that to me.

Tell them to fuck themselves or go flag a car or taxi down.

wtf richmond is going down to the shits..

asian_XL
05-19-2010, 04:09 AM
did she offer you anything in return?
:cool:

FerrariEnzo
05-19-2010, 04:45 AM
did she offer you anything in return?
:cool:

haha... but i was hoping he say, yea i called this place and then 5mins later (the title goes here)

GabAlmighty
05-19-2010, 07:59 AM
Shoulda opened the door with a chainsaw in hand, covered in blood. And in a polite voice ask her how she managed to run out of gas.

Gumby
05-19-2010, 08:15 AM
I had a similar encounter during midnight one day except the guy was claiming to be my neighbor and he was asking for money for diapers for his baby but he said he had no money or credit cards because he lost his wallet earlier in the day. I was thinking the same thing as you, that they were just checking to see if someone was in my house because some of my lights were on too.
Wow some of these people are so creative with their stories... and brazen!

GLOW
05-19-2010, 08:35 AM
Shoulda opened the door with a chainsaw in hand, covered in blood. And in a polite voice ask her how she managed to run out of gas.


do that but instead, come out from the back door and sneak up on her. then she'll know how it feels to have someone unexpected coming up to her to start a conversation.

Mugen EvOlutioN
05-19-2010, 08:36 AM
wtf did u punch her in the mouth?

AzNightmare
05-19-2010, 09:13 AM
wow, you bothered opening the door?

Unless I'm expecting someone, I never open the door.
(But they'll usually call me over ringing bell or knocking the door)

I hate being disturbed by people trying to sell me something
and I'm paranoid of having home invasion. Unnecessary risk.

The worst incident though was when I was about 12 and home alone.
Some guy was knocking on my door and wouldn't go away. Tried the front,
then the back door, then the front again. Rang the bell like over 20 times.
I just continued to pretend no one was home. Then my phone rings.
I pick up my phone, and the guy on the other end is like "hey! open the door"

:fuuuuu:

Turned out to be my dad's friend, and my dad was late coming home to open the
door for his friend.

LiquidTurbo
05-19-2010, 09:19 AM
call cops

shenmecar
05-19-2010, 09:22 AM
happened to me too but at like 10pm one time. This guy claimed to be my neighbour and his family went out of town for a funeral. He couldnt go into the house because he doesnt have keys or anything. Needed some money for calling the family supposedly.....

AVS_Racing
05-19-2010, 09:31 AM
i would probably do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HwNo6SWv78

MDMA
05-19-2010, 10:46 AM
That is pretty fucked up, I wud definately have a baton or a knife handy if I were to open the door in op's scenario
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InvisibleSoul
05-19-2010, 10:49 AM
Lying scumbags... it's one thing to panhandle, but it's a whole different situation when you make up a BS story to solicit money from people... then it becomes a scam.

Last week, I was walking to lunch near the Tinseltown area, and some woman walks up to my coworker and I and goes "Excuse me" and I took one look at her, and turned around to walk away, and she's like "Don't walk away, I'm not homeless or anything like that. I'm from White Rock, and my car ran out of gas..." and after listening to that much, we started walking away... and she has the audacity to start swearing at us.

Even better is... yesterday, since it was raining, I walked to the underground parking lot with the same coworker and two others, and while we were there, someone approaches us and goes "Excuse me, don't walk away, I'm not homeless or anything..." and I'm like... wait, I think I've heard this before... I didn't recognize her right away, but my coworker did, and he goes "You talked to us the other day, and you swore at us" and she looks at us and has a "Duhhhh" look on her face, and then goes "Well, um, I don't recognize you", but then turns away from us two and directs her attention to the other two and continues the story with them! LoL... like you're going to get any money from them after we just told them you gave us the same spiel a few days ago and swore at us when we didn't give you any money...

Stupid crackwhore.

1exotic
05-19-2010, 10:56 AM
Did you tell her to fuck off?

you should of made up that she's being recorded on camera right now, and if you see her around again your going to call the cops on her.

OTG-ZR2
05-19-2010, 11:03 AM
something similar happend to me on time,

I was home middle of the day, middle of the week. I hear this knocking at my door, not the door bell, and at the back door. Every time Jehovah witness' or college pro painter's come to the front door and rings the door bell. So I to go answer the back door thinking its someone I know, but am not expecting, turns out it some weird lookin guy i have never met before, then Im like wtf do you want and hes like, is this ?????? I was like uhhh no, that a few streets over. Worst part is that there is a street sign in front of my house. So I walked him to his car and watched him leave. Just gave me a weird feeling...

jtanner_
05-19-2010, 11:08 AM
^ That's fucked up... especially since he came around your house and to your back door...

NeoDestinyZ
05-19-2010, 11:14 AM
In return you should of have her giving you a morning Blow Job.

vafanculo
05-19-2010, 11:17 AM
Reminds me of the time when years back infront of the seabus terminal on the DT side an okay looking couple (white guy/Asian girl) stopped me and asked me for bus money to catch the seabus home to north van. I was young and obliviuos to drug problems, etc at the time, but I had no money so I kinda felt bad for not helping out.

Few years later I see these two again in the exact same spot. Except this time you could tell crack and other drugs got the best of them. They were super thin, dirty and had scabs. I kinda joked to myself though that I coulda stopped their problems had I just given them some money to go back to north van years earlier instead of them having to search for bus change on the street the last 3 or 4 years.
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ShadowBun
05-19-2010, 11:21 AM
so many people do this nowadays to check if anyone is home.

i swear next time ill just pretend no one is at home and when they come in
in 'self defense' wack the stupidity out of them

cool moe D
05-19-2010, 11:25 AM
"ok, I'll help you out but first you have you have to help me." ~Unzip pants~

raygunpk
05-19-2010, 11:26 AM
shoulda pulled your cock out. she'll either walk away or you get a bj. win win

WIN WIN

flagella
05-19-2010, 11:36 AM
lol wtf? Are they asians? white? black?

mr sinister
05-19-2010, 12:13 PM
lol wtf? Are they asians? white? black?

The guy that came to the door was white and claimed he was my neighbor which I found weird because 95% of the people on my block are brown.. my only guess would be he's somebody's tenant, but his story probably was not true.

Meowjin
05-19-2010, 12:19 PM
I'm not to sure what she was I was lying in bed playing ff3 when she knocks and my dad watches greek tv till 3 am and answered the door. I'll have to ask him when he gets home.

v.Rossi
05-19-2010, 12:25 PM
shit, i watched the strangers the other day. if someone knocked on my door at 2am, well fuck off, don't do that.

achiam
05-19-2010, 01:26 PM
YOU SHOULD HAVE DRAGGED HER INTO YOUR HOME. GANGBANG BABY!!!!

threezero
05-19-2010, 01:43 PM
actually b&e usually happens during the daytime/afternoon, if you see strange ppl knocking on your door during the daytime be aware. seems unlikely that a thief is trying to test if your house is empty at night (where 98% of the people are home sleeping) and with lights on. I wouldn't completely trust her but would at least help her call the cops. Seems logical that if someone wants to break into your house at night they would just sneak in knowing that you would be asleep and try to make it out with the goods before any1 realize or come in with guns blazing.

hk20000
05-19-2010, 01:46 PM
yeah the girl that's ringing on your door is just a decoy if you go out a gang of burly men will mug you.

Mr.HappySilp
05-19-2010, 02:26 PM
LOL I would have just told them I will call the cops to help them. That would scare them away for good.

KO7
05-19-2010, 03:19 PM
In cases like the OP's, I wish I was a cop. Then I'd identify myself as a cop with my badge and gun and be like "okay I'm going to check if your car is really out of gas, if not, I'm going to arrest you". Then see how fast she shits her pants.

GabAlmighty
05-19-2010, 03:29 PM
In cases like the OP's, I wish I was a cop. Then I'd identify myself as a cop with my badge and gun and be like "okay I'm going to check if your car is really out of gas, if not, I'm going to arrest you". Then see how fast she shits her pants.

What are you going to arrest her for....

threezero
05-19-2010, 03:34 PM
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Psykopathik
05-19-2010, 04:03 PM
how about not opening the fucking door?

you!
05-19-2010, 04:25 PM
op shoulda whacked off and bust the door open just in time to jizz on her face

Mancini
05-19-2010, 05:06 PM
One morning when I was pulling out of a coffee shop parking lot on the way to work I almost hit a girl. While I was still stunned she hastily came to my window and asked for money to get to North Van.

As I was pulling away I realized that she had actually jumped in front of my car to make me feel guilty before soliciting for money. It worked. Once.

elwell
05-19-2010, 07:41 PM
^lol to bad for you

FerrariEnzo
05-19-2010, 07:49 PM
wtf did u punch her in the mouth?

is that why the girl in your avatar looks the way she does now?

tiger_handheld
05-19-2010, 08:24 PM
next time u get a crackwhore asking for cash - tell em u got $5 n ull give to them if they piss on the road right now.

if they do , throw a penny at them and walk away.


one of my buddies did this near gastown n it was hella funny. crackwhore started to undo her pants ... n squat .. he threw a loonie onto the middle of teh street n walked away .. crackwhore ran nude to pick up the loonie.

hchang
05-19-2010, 08:27 PM
next time u get a crackwhore asking for cash - tell em u got $5 n ull give to them if they piss on the road right now.

if they do , throw a penny at them and walk away.


one of my buddies did this near gastown n it was hella funny. crackwhore started to undo her pants ... n squat .. he threw a loonie onto the middle of teh street n walked away .. crackwhore ran nude to pick up the loonie.

Your buddy really needs to get laid if he wanted to see a crackwhore naked...

BaoXu
05-19-2010, 08:51 PM
"I don't know who the fuck you are and its 3AM in morning!"

*slams door*

hchang
05-19-2010, 08:52 PM
"I don't know who the fuck you are and its 3AM in morning!"

*slams door*

It was 2 in the morning.

Have you taken those ESL lessons yet?

CRS
05-19-2010, 09:23 PM
next time u get a crackwhore asking for cash - tell em u got $5 n ull give to them if they piss on the road right now.

if they do , throw a penny at them and walk away.


one of my buddies did this near gastown n it was hella funny. crackwhore started to undo her pants ... n squat .. he threw a loonie onto the middle of teh street n walked away .. crackwhore ran nude to pick up the loonie.

Your buddy is an asshole. There is absolutely no need for that kind behaviour. If he didn't want to give her any money, he should have just said so. Instead, he becomes a complete douche and degrades someone who is clearly in an unfortunate situation.

kookoobird88
05-19-2010, 09:33 PM
My buddy had some lady come to the door and she asked if she could use the washroom...he let her in. So shes in the washroom and basically had diarrhea or ate some nasty beans. She stunk up his whole bathroom and the whole bottom floor for that matter.

murd0c
05-19-2010, 09:43 PM
My buddy had some lady come to the door and she asked if she could use the washroom...he let her in. So shes in the washroom and basically had diarrhea or ate some nasty beans. She stunk up his whole bathroom and the whole bottom floor for that matter.

that sounds like a heroin addict to me. I used to go around doing work on the pumps at gas stations and when I worked on some chevrons around Hastings I had retailers tell me about how when people go in the washroom to shoot up there bodys relaxs and lets everything go:\

G
05-19-2010, 09:49 PM
Man, this reminds me of one time that scared the shit out of me.

My family and I were all asleep with the lights out etc, and at 5:30AM, pitch black out of no where some guy starts knocking on our door as hard as he can and screaming and scratching the door, woke us all up and scared the shit out of us. We slowly went down to check out who the fuck it was, but couldn't see, the guy continues to pound the shit out of our front door, till he stops, runs around our house, jumps over our 6 foot fence, to our back glass sliding door, and does the same thing...

We peeked through and saw this drunk, and kind of drugged up white guy who's scratching, knocking, and drooling everywhere...called the cops and waited 45 minutes till they showed up and the guy already left. Turns out that he tried to use his own keys to open our door thinking it was his own... but fuck.. Had to clean out my pants that morning.

jpark
05-19-2010, 09:52 PM
Man, this reminds me of one time that scared the shit out of me.

My family and I were all asleep with the lights out etc, and at 5:30AM, pitch black out of no where some guy starts knocking on our door as hard as he can and screaming and scratching the door, woke us all up and scared the shit out of us. We slowly went down to check out who the fuck it was, but couldn't see, the guy continues to pound the shit out of our front door, till he stops, runs around our house, jumps over our 6 foot fence, to our back glass sliding door, and does the same thing...

We peeked through and saw this drunk, and kind of drugged up white guy who's scratching, knocking, and drooling everywhere...called the cops and waited 45 minutes till they showed up and the guy already left. Turns out that he tried to use his own keys to open our door thinking it was his own... but fuck.. Had to clean out my pants that morning.

i know for a fact that that would scare the shit out of me, 5 30am holy fuck, and it took cops 45mins! wtf?!?

El Bastardo
05-19-2010, 09:56 PM
When I was 18 I moved out of my parent's place and I moved to the cheapest place I could find. It was fine until the landlord started letting just anyone rent in the building. After a while I would have people knocking on my door in the middle of the night and trying my door.

One night I left the door unlocked and waited. When someone was trying the door I turned off the TV and stood in the hallway in the darkness waiting for them to come in.

When they opened the door I saw who they were (a guy I knew from around the building) and when he saw me just standing there quietly like a freak he slammed the door and ran down the hall.


It never happened again.




A creep's worst fear is someone who is far creepier than they are.




(For anyone who knows Courtenay it was the Mex apartments by Superstore)

SpartanAir
05-20-2010, 10:17 AM
Woodman, go tell Dr. Wily to SUCK IT.

twitchyzero
05-20-2010, 10:41 AM
actually b&e usually happens during the daytime/afternoon, if you see strange ppl knocking on your door during the daytime be aware. seems unlikely that a thief is trying to test if your house is empty at night (where 98% of the people are home sleeping) and with lights on. I wouldn't completely trust her but would at least help her call the cops. Seems logical that if someone wants to break into your house at night they would just sneak in knowing that you would be asleep and try to make it out with the goods before any1 realize or come in with guns blazing.
exactly my thought
though maybe the crack addict was just so messed up and decided to try it anyways (probably desparate for her next hit)

Ronin
05-20-2010, 03:50 PM
The moral of the story, kids: Never help anyone

Hondaracer
05-20-2010, 04:31 PM
The moral of the story, kids: Never help anyone

pretty much.. now a days helping people out is like 50/50 beneficial detrimental, and the people receiving help are usually ungrateful anyways

prime example, me and some friends were in Metrotown in the shoppers drug mart when all of a sudden these 2 fat black chicks are screaming their heads off that one of them put down their iphone and now somone stole it and they are demanding to see the manager etc. screaming pretty much at the top of their lungs [turns out somone just picked it up and left it at the front because it was just sitting in an isle]

about 15 minutes later were out front friends having a smoke when the same 2 chicks walk out, the one clearly holding a white iphone, a buddy of mine says "hey, pretty lucky u got it back eh?"

woman: heh, yea cause fuck if i had found an iphone there's no way i'd turn it in

i wanted to spit on the dumb bitch

CRAZY VATO
05-20-2010, 07:27 PM
A few years back i had a crazy knock on my door at 3 am go look its a asian hooker naked with just panties on. Seems that the jon kicked her out of the car naked so she was running house to house and i was the lucky one to open it. I let her in my house cause she first said she had a fight with er bf and he kicked her out so i kinda felt bad, i called the cops and thats when the truth came out.

Kim Jong Un
05-20-2010, 07:35 PM
A few years back i had a crazy knock on my door at 3 am go look its a asian hooker naked with just panties on. Seems that the jon kicked her out of the car naked so she was running house to house and i was the lucky one to open it. I let her in my house cause she first said she had a fight with er bf and he kicked her out so i kinda felt bad, i called the cops and thats when the truth came out.

LOL WUT?

shenmecar
05-20-2010, 07:36 PM
A few years back i had a crazy knock on my door at 3 am go look its a asian hooker naked with just panties on. Seems that the jon kicked her out of the car naked so she was running house to house and i was the lucky one to open it. I let her in my house cause she first said she had a fight with er bf and he kicked her out so i kinda felt bad, i called the cops and thats when the truth came out.

O.O!!??

2damaxmr2
05-20-2010, 07:41 PM
cocks shotgun

Fafine
05-20-2010, 08:36 PM
A few years back i had a crazy knock on my door at 3 am go look its a asian hooker naked with just panties on. Seems that the jon kicked her out of the car naked so she was running house to house and i was the lucky one to open it. I let her in my house cause she first said she had a fight with er bf and he kicked her out so i kinda felt bad, i called the cops and thats when the truth came out.


so essay did you put your meat in her taco?

you!
05-20-2010, 09:05 PM
A few years back i had a crazy knock on my door at 3 am go look its a asian hooker naked with just panties on. Seems that the jon kicked her out of the car naked so she was running house to house and i was the lucky one to open it. I let her in my house cause she first said she had a fight with er bf and he kicked her out so i kinda felt bad, i called the cops and thats when the truth came out.

pics or it didnt happen

CRS
05-20-2010, 09:47 PM
A few years back i had a crazy knock on my door at 3 am go look its a asian hooker naked with just panties on. Seems that the jon kicked her out of the car naked so she was running house to house and i was the lucky one to open it. I let her in my house cause she first said she had a fight with er bf and he kicked her out so i kinda felt bad, i called the cops and thats when the truth came out.

Was she atleast good looking?

CRAZY VATO
05-20-2010, 09:56 PM
Ahhhhhh naw she had bleached blonde hair and really small tits. True story it was the weirdest shit ever.

vafanculo
05-20-2010, 11:09 PM
Did you atleast ask for prices? If you didn't go the cop way you could have fed her a bit, given her something warm to wear and negotiated a good price for a blow job or full service.
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elwell
05-21-2010, 04:58 PM
LOL^ what a horny guy