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05-20-2010, 08:53 PM
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#1 | | I STILL don't get it
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05-20-2010, 08:56 PM
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#2 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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and it begins...
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05-20-2010, 09:03 PM
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#3 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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FUCK YES! 
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05-20-2010, 09:03 PM
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#4 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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this is gonna bring about more disaster than anyone can imagine,
I can almost guarantee it
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05-20-2010, 09:21 PM
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#5 | | Banned (ABWS)
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or maybe it can be used in medical science one day.
i dunno.. we'll have to wait and see if we are still alive after 2012.
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05-20-2010, 09:22 PM
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#6 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Nightwalker FUCK YES! |
woah calm down there.
this synthetic life form still can't jack off, so this is nothing to be happy about.
give it some more time then we'll see how worthy this news is
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05-20-2010, 09:23 PM
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#7 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Some women could use mastitis...
On a serious note, could this be used some day to create bacteria etc that can possibly eat away at something like cancers? Or maybe could they eventually make cells and be used for something similar to stem cells?
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05-20-2010, 09:47 PM
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#8 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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^ yes
i heard about this today
definately a breakthrough in the academia
man and i thought the human genome project was impressive
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05-20-2010, 09:53 PM
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#9 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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and so goes the Star Trek episodes where every single damn entity in space is a lifeform.
quick guys, draft up the Prime Directive!
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05-20-2010, 10:57 PM
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#10 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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whoa man
someday they can just fuckin' make people then u can just order a wife
LOL
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05-20-2010, 11:14 PM
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#11 | | -Stare-
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^ i thought you can order a wife right now too (in some places)
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05-20-2010, 11:25 PM
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#12 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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the adaptions with this breakthrough are endless...exciting find!
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05-20-2010, 11:44 PM
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#13 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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This is definitely a break-through. However, we won't know if this will benefit or harm humanity in the long run. Even though this synthetic lifeform is made to benefit humanity, it may end up causing more harm than intended (like DDT).
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05-21-2010, 12:49 AM
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#14 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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Originally Posted by orange7 ^
or maybe it can be used in medical science one day.
i dunno.. we'll have to wait and see if we are still alive after 2012. | The potential for this to be used in medical science is beyond huge.
But before proper sanctions and international regulations are placed upon knowledge of this type of advancement, it spells nothing but trouble.
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05-21-2010, 12:49 AM
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#15 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by orange7 woah calm down there.
this synthetic life form still can't jack off, so this is nothing to be happy about.
give it some more time then we'll see how worthy this news is | why would synthetic life forms jacking off make you happy?  | |
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05-21-2010, 12:49 AM
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#16 | | Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
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is it just me or does everyone else hate reading long ass articles?
i prefer a pic of whatever the OP is getting to or a video that's a few minutes long that gets straight to the point. or cole's notes version.
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05-21-2010, 01:55 AM
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#17 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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wow, this is such a break through, really wonder how positive this would be
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05-21-2010, 02:15 AM
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#18 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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This could be the big break through of century (last one I'll give it to Einstein's Relativity theories)
Imagine in years we can create life form for very specific tasks. The possibilities are endless.
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05-21-2010, 02:22 AM
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ya.. we may even be able to recreate extinct animals.
That would be crazy!
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05-21-2010, 03:10 AM
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#20 | | Banned (ABWS)
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^i would recreate ur mom and ass to mouth her every night
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05-21-2010, 04:09 AM
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#21 | | Banned (ABWS)
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lol.. nt but you are not going to be my only fail.
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05-21-2010, 07:37 AM
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#22 | | Banned (BBM)
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hmmmmm Synthetic.......................pussy anyone?
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05-21-2010, 09:55 AM
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#23 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by wobuffet is it just me or does everyone else hate reading long ass articles?
i prefer a pic of whatever the OP is getting to or a video that's a few minutes long that gets straight to the point. or cole's notes version. | You call that long?
That's the problem with kids nowadays - they want everything delivered to them, NOW.
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05-21-2010, 12:04 PM
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#24 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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If we can do it, it's possible that some alien many millions of years ago did the exact same thing & planted a couple of these on Earth and see what happens. Our existence could just be an experiment.
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05-21-2010, 12:06 PM
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#25 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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1 step closer to....resident evil.... 
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