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05-22-2010, 06:06 PM
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#1 | First to fail !SG evar! Now i have yellow fever...
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| Florida DMV To Citizen: EAT ASS
When Ashley Lineberger renewed her license she was surprised to find the replacement listed her street address as "EAT ASS." After informing the Florida DMV she doesn't live on "EAT ASS" they tried to charge her for a new one.
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05-22-2010, 06:54 PM
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#2 | ESKETIT
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i wouldent want to change that  preety epic
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05-22-2010, 09:42 PM
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I was expecting her new license plate to say EAT ASS, haha
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05-23-2010, 12:19 AM
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yeah the only reason she would want it changed is because nobody will think that ID is real when it says EAT ASS on it... ya hur?
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05-23-2010, 12:22 AM
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Or maybe she just doesn't eat ass.
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05-23-2010, 02:29 AM
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she doesn't want her dirty laundry (eww) aired
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05-23-2010, 08:55 PM
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#7 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Geez, might as well post up her social security number too while we're at it!
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05-24-2010, 12:17 PM
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#8 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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probably a prank some guy did at the licensing department.
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05-24-2010, 12:35 PM
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Judging from the picture of half her face, I'd like to eat her ass. Posted via RS Mobile |
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05-24-2010, 04:07 PM
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#10 | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by vafanculo Judging from the picture of half her face, I'd like to eat her ass. Posted via RS Mobile | You're not too picky are you?
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05-24-2010, 06:19 PM
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#11 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by vafanculo Judging from the picture of half her face, I'd like to eat her ass. Posted via RS Mobile | thats like a quarter of her face. =_=
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05-24-2010, 06:25 PM
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One of my female friends drivers license says M instead of F. It's pretty funny, and she's gorgeous so it's pretty obvious. Oh well, easy mistake I suppose
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05-24-2010, 06:29 PM
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#13 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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lol
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05-24-2010, 06:32 PM
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#14 | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Originally Posted by jtanner_ One of my female friends drivers license says M instead of F. It's pretty funny, and she's gorgeous so it's pretty obvious. Oh well, easy mistake I suppose | are you 100% positive? maybe *s*he'll give you a suprise one night when you try to sleep with her
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05-24-2010, 07:41 PM
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The full picture of her. Do you still want to eat her ass?
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05-24-2010, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by jtanner_ One of my female friends drivers license says M instead of F. It's pretty funny, and she's gorgeous so it's pretty obvious. Oh well, easy mistake I suppose |
"M" and "F" is an easy one to accidentally type wrong I guess, but "Eat Ass" as an address?
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