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Valour
05-31-2010, 01:00 AM
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Imagine a residential single lane. parking on both sides of the lane. I approach as per the diagram. Buddy opposite approaches. He has two outs. Reverse and yield to his right. I can only reverse. No space for me to yield. I motion for him to yield. He refuses.

I shut down the engine, and settle in for a long night. Load up the iphone and chat with my buddies, and take photos and videos of the opponent.

They:

1)knock on my window and yell at me
2)call me a racial slur
3)get their families to come out from the nearby house to intimidate me
4)demand me to reverse without acknowledging that we are in a deadlock
5)his wife comes out and calls me a drug dealer
says i own the road cuz i drive a luxury car.
6)stalk outside in the rain
7)turn informer sumanumanuma goin'a play em, I likey boom boom down ( they call the poe poe)

I:

1)turn off my engine.
2)take photos of them and video
3)do the finger victory sign when they shoot photo at me
4)call my friends on iphone bluetooth and chat while charging the phone and playing iphone craps and dice.
5) 20 min in I offer a truce. roll the dice on iphone. 1 is low 6 is high. lowest number has to reverse out. They tell me to fuck off.

RS:

Opinions! What would you do?

I'll post results tomorrow evening!

vafanculo
05-31-2010, 01:07 AM
Just move the car and get along with your life.

But you dragged this out too far. Now you should have someone deliver food to you as backing out after all of that you gonna seem like a
dumbass and a pussy.
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Qmx323
05-31-2010, 01:15 AM
you need other ways of entertainment man

wasting your own/others time isnt fun

hk20000
05-31-2010, 01:16 AM
nice way to waste your own time as well as theirs, and I demand a refund of my tax money for reading this because the popo spent my tax money tending your retarded business.
:gtfo:

orange7
05-31-2010, 01:31 AM
are you still stuck there?

Valour
05-31-2010, 01:32 AM
So somebody comes up to your car, impolitely demands his way, calls you a racial slur and a drug dealer, and all you pussies response to that is "yes sir, you are right sir, let me get out of your way sir and shine your shoes too?" There was no courtesy or respect in his approach.

I'm glad you brought up the case of the police. I never called the police. But more on that later!

The principal of the matter is I have right of way and he has more outs to yield.

orange7
05-31-2010, 01:38 AM
oh.. and for what I would've done.


in the following order:

1) while you are still in your car, just politely point to the parking spot next to his car. If this works, go to step 3.

2) he refuses, so you should just back up and let him pass.

3) post this on RS

ajax
05-31-2010, 01:41 AM
Possible epic thread. Remain polite as possible.
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vafanculo
05-31-2010, 01:42 AM
Sorry but what you did didn't show any sort of bravado... You stayed in your car all locked up (even after the racial slur i presume?) Personlly I woulda just backed up and shook my head when he drove by me and that's that. There's a time for diplomacy and a time for action.. Diplomacy woulda been way to go.

Not to say you're wrong, but you coulda handled it better, that's all.
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orange7
05-31-2010, 01:43 AM
So somebody comes up to your car, impolitely demands his way, calls you a racial slur and a drug dealer, and all you pussies response to that is "yes sir, you are right sir, let me get out of your way sir and shine your shoes too?" There was no courtesy or respect in his approach.


well you should've just done the steps that I posted.

However since you reached this position, I would try the following things.

-assuming you did everything you said..
1) keep surfing through RS (ex. porn thread, etc. etc.)

2) call a friend to drive up behind you and block you from reversing

3) repeat until he reverses

HonestTea
05-31-2010, 01:43 AM
wow lol

Valour
05-31-2010, 01:45 AM
So you don't stand up for your rights? You let anybody bulldoze you over? What about people who cut in line? What about other little incivilities that ill mannered people throw at you? You just accept it and let them make a mockery of our way of life and our conventions?

It no doubt crossed my mind that I could have yielded, but he was impolite right off the bat. The argument is that he too could have and should have yielded.

Valour
05-31-2010, 01:46 AM
well you should've just done the steps that I posted.

However since you reached this position, I would try the following things.

-assuming you did everything you said..
1) keep surfing through RS (ex. porn thread, etc. etc.)

2) call a friend to drive up behind you and block you from reversing

3) repeat until he reverses

Haha my bro wanted to do that, but we both drive the Audi's, and we look too similar that it would have seemed staged!!

Valour
05-31-2010, 01:50 AM
Sorry but what you did didn't show any sort of bravado... You stayed in your car all locked up (even after the racial slur i presume?) Personlly I woulda just backed up and shook my head when he drove by me and that's that. There's a time for diplomacy and a time for action.. Diplomacy woulda been way to go.

Not to say you're wrong, but you coulda handled it better, that's all.
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I did everything by the book as much as possible. And staying in your car if you are safe is the best bet. However, I did walk out later to survey the scene. Also, I gave him a very good face saving option to roll the dice! Besides, I'm a big guy and he's a little guy, so no I wasn't afraid of him at all. As a matter of fact, leaving your car to confront would escalate the situation to potentially physical. I wasn't there to beat him up, I just wanted to teach him a lesson. If it costs me time to enlighten a brother, so be it!

orange7
05-31-2010, 01:54 AM
So you don't stand up for your rights? You let anybody bulldoze you over? What about people who cut in line? What about other little incivilities that ill mannered people throw at you? You just accept it and let them make a mockery of our way of life and our conventions?

It no doubt crossed my mind that I could have yielded, but he was impolite right off the bat. The argument is that he too could have and should have yielded.


there are certain situations that a man gotta stand up for himself.


at the beginning of this whole thing, this wasn't one of those situations.
however, now it is. So you better not pussy out. Seriously, you better not pussy out now that you've waited 20+ mins.


Don't bs to me that you've never cut anyone off in traffic before, or have never done any illegal driving activities (U-turn at an intersection during night). There are some laws that are so little (ex. J-walking), that it is just there because it is just there. IMO

a man doesn't whine over such little thing in the first place before any of the whole waiting began.
You bitching that you have the right of way, which you do, is like you bitching some teenage kids J-walking and you had to slow down for that.

orange7
05-31-2010, 01:55 AM
Haha my bro wanted to do that, but we both drive the Audi's, and we look too similar that it would have seemed staged!!

how would it be staged?

Just call him up and do it ASAP. Or call the closest friend.

Better if you get like 10+ cars behind you all honking at the guy.

mrclean604
05-31-2010, 01:55 AM
1) Post pics of wife

PiuYi
05-31-2010, 01:58 AM
oh.. and for what I would've done.


in the following order:

1) while you are still in your car, just politely point to the parking spot next to his car. If this works, go to step 3.

2) he refuses, so you should just back up and let him pass.

3) post this on RS

you forgot #4) get failed countless times

The argument is that he too could have and should have yielded.

that goes for you too

- kT
05-31-2010, 01:58 AM
i lol'd at this

like somebody already said, have some food delivered to your car, maybe get a friend or two to drive down with a beer or something

Valour
05-31-2010, 01:58 AM
1) Post pics of wife

689

orange7
05-31-2010, 01:59 AM
1) Post pics of wife

+1

sil3nt
05-31-2010, 02:02 AM
where's this happening anyways? maybe somebody here might go do those steps

vafanculo
05-31-2010, 02:02 AM
Unpost pix of wife


Also beer would be worst thing ever. Other guy calls cops and your car gets towed lol
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ajax
05-31-2010, 02:04 AM
Offer different means of figuring it out other than the dice.
Examples: foot race, flip a coin, arm wrestle, push up contest, who can throw a rock the furthest, tic tac toe, hangman.
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orange7
05-31-2010, 02:07 AM
Unpost pix of wife

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+1

Valour
05-31-2010, 02:08 AM
you forgot #4) get failed countless times



that goes for you too

Don't worry bro, I've been brought up well, do the door for old men and help grannies cross the road thing. I've also personally stopped two armed robberies at knifepoint by not being a pussy and letting a crackhead looking victim get stabbed to death. Even though others may have considered a crackhead a lesser life form.

Absolutely I could have yielded, and would have, IF HE DID NOT SWEAR ME OFF AND CALL ME A SLUR. That shook off his moral highground in the dispute. I retained it and settled in for a battle of attrition. I motioned for him to yield as I approached. Look at the diagram, I have nowhere else to go! He flipped me off then sic'd his wife on me to yell, then came out himself to continue the abuse.

Valour
05-31-2010, 02:08 AM
Offer different means of figuring it out other than the dice.
Examples: foot race, flip a coin, arm wrestle, push up contest, who can throw a rock the furthest, tic tac toe, hangman.
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At least i offered a truce.

AVS_Racing
05-31-2010, 02:09 AM
what the shit lol, depends where i am im obviously not going to do this near my house and what the opposed party is doing.

TOPEC
05-31-2010, 02:37 AM
1. u obviously had too much time on ur hands to waste
2. this could've easily been prevented if u just reverse back out and let him go first, but noooooo u had to be a tough guy and just sit there
3. ur not in a deadlock if u can reverse out
4. no u do not have the right of way, technically he is going straight while u r turning
5. ur the big guy and hes the small guy, what if the other guy was actually a drug dealer carrying a gun, or a big black guy? i bet u would fucking reverse the fuck out of there at light speed

FUCKING FAIL

Valour
05-31-2010, 02:48 AM
1. u obviously had too much time on ur hands to waste
2. this could've easily been prevented if u just reverse back out and let him go first, but noooooo u had to be a tough guy and just sit there
3. ur not in a deadlock if u can reverse out
4. no u do not have the right of way, technically he is going straight while u r turning
5. ur the big guy and hes the small guy, what if the other guy was actually a drug dealer carrying a gun, or a big black guy? i bet u would fucking reverse the fuck out of there at light speed

FUCKING FAIL

My turn was completed and I was on bearing straight ahead. Also, due to the position of the parked car I am unable to see his approach.

It's not that I was the bigger guy. It's that I'm the smarter guy. I know my rights and when you have the gift of intelligence, it is sometimes worthwhile to exercise your wit and put it to practice. Any monkey can whimper and scramble off, but a man stakes his ground and wins his contests!

If a big black guy or drug dealer wanted a fight, I'd give them one. In this situation I had weighed the costs and clearly figured that I win, even if it was a battle of attrition. Know your enemy know yourself, one hundred battles one hundred victories!

It may seem like peanuts to you, but you know what else is the size of a peanut? your anus. and when somebody wants to fuck u up your anus, I shall fight.

Unlike some who shall present and loudly proclaim "Have at it master!"

smk
05-31-2010, 04:52 AM
689

that's a man in woman clothing :lol

toyota86
05-31-2010, 05:43 AM
congrats to op. you didn't get beaten up, shot or your car vandalized.

But, I still have to fail you. Don't care if you are right or wrong. I just hate people causing traffic jams.

Another fail for op because you escalated and made the problem worse.

3rd fail for you because you thought it was a good idea to post this on revscene.

And finally, and additional fail for the op because after reading all the comments and having time to reflect, you still think you are right.

I hope I never meet you in person or on the road.

Valour
05-31-2010, 07:07 AM
Not only do i think I'm right. I AM right! I got vindicated later on by poe poe. So counter fail to you. Buddy, listen, have a sense of humour and just enjoy the lighter side of things. But i don't think i'll waste the precious fail button on you. Just let it be a lesson to urself!

gdoh
05-31-2010, 07:15 AM
wow you sat in your car your being a douche at least be man enough to get out and confront him anyone can sit in their car being all hardcore...get out of your car and talk to him or just move your car and get on with your life

Valour
05-31-2010, 07:19 AM
I did get out of my car to talk to him. i also offered a solution. he told me to fuck off. If I get in your face and tell you to fuck off, would u sit there and take it like a cunt? from your response sounds like you would...

Look haters gonna hate. Why don't u guys think of some more imaginitive responses? Have some fun with this scenario.

Ferra
05-31-2010, 07:31 AM
so what happened in the end? :D

and why is everyone bashing op? It takes 2 hands to clap.
he is obviously not in a rush to go anywhere... and i'd think pissing off rude people is better entertainment than sitting in front of a TV anyway.

gdoh
05-31-2010, 07:41 AM
if he got in my face and told me to fuck off no i wouldnt sit there and take it i would wait for him to move his car after he woke up

Valour
05-31-2010, 07:57 AM
exactly. The mitigating factor here is that HE escalated the dispute by swearing and slurring me and also by outright being rude and impudent right off the bat. If he approached calmly and explained competently why he couldn't yield to the large parking spot on his right, I would have graciously expedited a solution.

mugentsx
05-31-2010, 08:25 AM
the other person is your buddy/friend?

Noir
05-31-2010, 08:36 AM
I like this. It's good to see douchebags getting douched on by people who can douche them right back.

Valour
05-31-2010, 08:36 AM
the other person is your buddy/friend?

In the pic? No that dude is their relative from the house in background. They all came out and goaded them on, encouraging them to not back down.

I dunno, but i prefer not to shit in my own backyard. Rules of war, pick your battleground. I think the fact that my opponent knows my house/friends house is a vulnerability.

Greenstoner
05-31-2010, 08:37 AM
I had to give props to OP on his decision. Sometimes you just gotta step up for youself and dont back down.

If he can reverse like many suggested here, why not the other guy reserve and stop causing trouble ?

It's a 2 way things, since neither of them wants to back down then the show shall go on.

taylor192
05-31-2010, 08:51 AM
so what happened in the end? :D

and why is everyone bashing op? It takes 2 hands to clap.
he is obviously not in a rush to go anywhere... and i'd think pissing off rude people is better entertainment than sitting in front of a TV anyway.
x2

If I had the time to waste, this would be a funny way to waste it.

The usual polite thing to do in these encounters is the car that can yield into a parking spot does so the other car can pass. I haven't met anyone that hasn't done this, now I'm hoping I do so I can post a similar thread! :haha:

hotjoint
05-31-2010, 08:55 AM
:lol great use of your saturday

Valour
05-31-2010, 08:58 AM
:lol great use of your saturday

This was done on sunday. Saturday I had a topless poker tourney, followed by a stripper accompanied dinner at coast, and then followed by 16 strippers at a condo penthouse till 4am with duo girl on giril interactive audience show. and lots of booze, boobs and pubes. No pics allowed due to mama san request.

When I get home I'll post a body shot from one of their FB pages.

Greenstoner
05-31-2010, 09:01 AM
This was done on sunday. Saturday I had a topless poker tourney, followed by a stripper accompanied dinner at coast, and then followed by 16 strippers at a condo penthouse till 4am with duo girl on giril interactive audience show. and lots of booze, boobs and pubes. No pics allowed due to mama san request.

LOL, after such a fun night you still have energy for bullshit like this ? :haha:


did you get any?

Valour
05-31-2010, 09:10 AM
LOL, after such a fun night you still have energy for bullshit like this ? :haha:


did you get any?

I should start a new thread on this! haha i don't want to respond cuz my "moral" highground is my selling point in this dispute! lol

freakshow
05-31-2010, 09:36 AM
i had to double check the url, i thought i accidently clicked on Sun Tzu's Art of War homepage..

jpark
05-31-2010, 09:37 AM
this is rediculous

Valour
05-31-2010, 09:39 AM
i had to double check to url, i thought i accidently clicked on Sun Tzu's Art of War homepage..

It's a great 101 for strategy. Read Three Kingdoms after Sun Tzu and it's like case studies on how to apply the strategies. Both in warfare and in debates. Then practice all that shit by playing poker for a couple years and u'll be this crazy ass no back down fighting machine!

Hondaracer
05-31-2010, 09:46 AM
You're both morons.
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Valour
05-31-2010, 09:53 AM
You're both morons.
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sigh c'mon, elaborate some more! Where's ur hater spirit? Someone just bitch slapped you and called u a punk. So I guess u just kowtow and back away? What would you WANT to do in this scenario?

The macro world is just like this!

South Korea: Oh noes! U torpedoes my seamen!
North Kimmie Kim: WTF! U fail! It wasn't us! I kill u!
China: Maybe it wasn't Kimmy, I think... wait.. wut?
US: Yay for OP! EFFFF uuuuuu North Kimmy Kim! e-thug u and suck a bag of dicks!
Europe: We think North Kimmy did it, but hey China, u want some of my shit from classifieds? Cuz maybe they didn't...
Africa: Dear Mr. Kim, I am glad to find you at this critical Hour. The estemmed Minister Mr. Zunga Abinojo....

twitchyzero
05-31-2010, 10:05 AM
the road is not your's...good job holding it up like you own it.
neither of you had the right of the way...yes he should've show some courtesy of the road but you were the bigger douche by wasting people's time.

FI-Z33
05-31-2010, 10:14 AM
the wife looks like a man...

Greenstoner
05-31-2010, 10:22 AM
the wife looks like a man...

i thought that is a man in a picture ???

Valour
05-31-2010, 10:23 AM
oh btw, feel free to help me balance out the fails!

joquio
05-31-2010, 12:05 PM
So....I don't see how it's the OP's fault for not reversing when the other party could have done the same (they even had the option to yield by driving into the parking spot).

maxxxboost
05-31-2010, 12:18 PM
Though I don't agree with his method. I do understand. I can imagine the other party just cursing and screaming at the op. I wouldn't take that shit either. I dislike impolite people. And it seems like Asians are the worse since I deal with them the most.

Good for you. But at the same time. WTF. Lol.
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JayF
05-31-2010, 12:26 PM
where exactly did this happen?

how was the stalemate broken?

sam0m0
05-31-2010, 12:31 PM
wife looks like a man, please remove and replace with pics of 16 naked strippers. If you like sun tzu you might like 48 laws of power too and what's your occupation?

orange7
05-31-2010, 12:55 PM
please post up the rest of the story.

Valour
05-31-2010, 01:10 PM
Fortune favors the bold: ie don’t be a pussy and turn informer like a rat!

Police cruiser shows up 90 minutes later. Pulls up behind… me!
Flash light in my window. Hands drawn to their pistols “Sir, can we please see your hands!”
They ask for my id etc. and finally say to me “So, I guess u just didn’t feel like moving? U know we have more important things to take care of?”
“Yes officer, that’s why I didn’t call 911. I was quite content to settle this on my own time.”
“Yeah… I can see that…Did you have anything to drink?”
“Nope”
“Ok”

The other partner to the other driver:

“I can’t believe in this day and age you don’t know how to get along? Do you know how busy we are? This is NOT a police matter! Do you know how many people get shot and hurt in this city and we got to go take care of that stuff? Here you are wasting my time when someone’s house is burning down. You are an adult! Act like one!”

“But he came speeding down here really fast( lie ) and he wouldn’t back up!”
Wife: “He’s a drug dealer and he thinks he owns the road!” (not making this up!)
Cop “I don’t care! Get in your car and move out of the way!”
“But he can just reverse out of the way”
Cop: “SO CAN YOU!! JESUS EFFING CHRIST MOVE YOUR CAR NOW!! YOU’RE A GROWN ADULT!”

The cop then allows me to leave. At this time, the other guys family starts coming out of the house again to witness his defeat. They say that they can be a witness I was speeding. Cop keeps him behind to talk about the time wasting phone call. I slowly drive forward, vindicated, smiling with the V sign at the dude and his wife.

Small victories... tasty like salty peanuts. Peanuts, the proper diameter of your anus. Protect it well my friends!

Greenstoner
05-31-2010, 01:15 PM
^ lol, im surprised there is no other cars were passing within the 90 mins

PiuYi
05-31-2010, 01:31 PM
Small victories... tasty like salty peanuts. Peanuts, the proper diameter of your anus. Protect it well my friends!

I'm sigging that

NinjaAceYork
05-31-2010, 01:41 PM
Fortune favors the bold: ie don’t be a pussy and turn informer like a rat!

Police cruiser shows up 90 minutes later. Pulls up behind… me!
Flash light in my window. Hands drawn to their pistols “Sir, can we please see your hands!”
They ask for my id etc. and finally say to me “So, I guess u just didn’t feel like moving? U know we have more important things to take care of?”
“Yes officer, that’s why I didn’t call 911. I was quite content to settle this on my own time.”
“Yeah… I can see that…Did you have anything to drink?”
“Nope”
“Ok”

The other partner to the other driver:

“I can’t believe in this day and age you don’t know how to get along? Do you know how busy we are? This is NOT a police matter! Do you know how many people get shot and hurt in this city and we got to go take care of that stuff? Here you are wasting my time when someone’s house is burning down. You are an adult! Act like one!”

“But he came speeding down here really fast( lie ) and he wouldn’t back up!”
Wife: “He’s a drug dealer and he thinks he owns the road!” (not making this up!)
Cop “I don’t care! Get in your car and move out of the way!”
“But he can just reverse out of the way”
Cop: “SO CAN YOU!! JESUS EFFING CHRIST MOVE YOUR CAR NOW!! YOU’RE A GROWN ADULT!”

The cop then allows me to leave. At this time, the other guys family starts coming out of the house again to witness his defeat. They say that they can be a witness I was speeding. Cop keeps him behind to talk about the time wasting phone call. I slowly drive forward, vindicated, smiling with the V sign at the dude and his wife.

Small victories... tasty like salty peanuts. Peanuts, the proper diameter of your anus. Protect it well my friends!



I read the whole thread, I really don't see why people were hating on you, i guess them saying you wasted your time, they wasted theirs by hating on you. I would have done the exact same thing lol. I enjoyed this thread.. and Very Well Played Sir! and yes, haters gonna' hate!

Ducdesmo
05-31-2010, 01:53 PM
You get my thanks for an entertaining story.

v.Rossi
05-31-2010, 02:03 PM
having pride is one thing i understand for sure. good job, but if there were 5 hot bitchs in your room butt naked waiting for you to get home. you would have reversed... right?

nonetheless good story.

Gumby
05-31-2010, 02:03 PM
Were your adversaries Filipino?

Peturbo
05-31-2010, 02:05 PM
Fucking awesome.

Mugen EvOlutioN
05-31-2010, 02:12 PM
wat the fuck is this shit dude


seriously, move on and get get on with ur life

why would u wona waste ur life sitting there for 20 minutes, seems pretty childish and pointless IMO

nma
05-31-2010, 02:17 PM
videos?

Valour
05-31-2010, 02:26 PM
Were your adversaries Filipino?

Yeah, with a heated hatred for da chinese

Valour
05-31-2010, 02:27 PM
having pride is one thing i understand for sure. good job, but if there were 5 hot bitchs in your room butt naked waiting for you to get home. you would have reversed... right?

nonetheless good story.

Or I could text them to help me pass the time! My dear friend, once you press the girls magic button, they will come to you!

Valour
05-31-2010, 02:29 PM
wat the fuck is this shit dude


seriously, move on and get get on with ur life

why would u wona waste ur life sitting there for 20 minutes, seems pretty childish and pointless IMO

U don't think it's worth your time to defend your honor? If it just took a little bit of time to vote the Nazis out of power you would refrain because it would inconvenience you? The point of the thread is that someone shat all over you. They are bending over, aiming their One Eye and pressurizing their bowels. You wouldn't even try to deploy Falcon Punch? You'd just take the shit? Have some pride, son!

1exotic
05-31-2010, 02:33 PM
688


RS:

Opinions! What would you do?

I'll post results tomorrow evening!

Well considering you were the first one to get between the cars they should have backed up...

Now if they were first, and you just stopped. I would have smashed your drivers side window and broke your jaw.

InvisibleSoul
05-31-2010, 02:34 PM
Fortune favors the bold: ie don’t be a pussy and turn informer like a rat!

Police cruiser shows up 90 minutes later. Pulls up behind… me!
Flash light in my window. Hands drawn to their pistols “Sir, can we please see your hands!”
They ask for my id etc. and finally say to me “So, I guess u just didn’t feel like moving? U know we have more important things to take care of?”
“Yes officer, that’s why I didn’t call 911. I was quite content to settle this on my own time.”
“Yeah… I can see that…Did you have anything to drink?”
“Nope”
“Ok”

The other partner to the other driver:

“I can’t believe in this day and age you don’t know how to get along? Do you know how busy we are? This is NOT a police matter! Do you know how many people get shot and hurt in this city and we got to go take care of that stuff? Here you are wasting my time when someone’s house is burning down. You are an adult! Act like one!”

“But he came speeding down here really fast( lie ) and he wouldn’t back up!”
Wife: “He’s a drug dealer and he thinks he owns the road!” (not making this up!)
Cop “I don’t care! Get in your car and move out of the way!”
“But he can just reverse out of the way”
Cop: “SO CAN YOU!! JESUS EFFING CHRIST MOVE YOUR CAR NOW!! YOU’RE A GROWN ADULT!”

The cop then allows me to leave. At this time, the other guys family starts coming out of the house again to witness his defeat. They say that they can be a witness I was speeding. Cop keeps him behind to talk about the time wasting phone call. I slowly drive forward, vindicated, smiling with the V sign at the dude and his wife.

Small victories... tasty like salty peanuts. Peanuts, the proper diameter of your anus. Protect it well my friends!

Well, it worked out in your favour... but I think the outcome could have just as easily been that the cop made you back up instead. They probably just picked between the two of you randomly... not necessarily so much vindicating that you were right and he was wrong.

v.Rossi
05-31-2010, 02:45 PM
Or I could text them to help me pass the time! My dear friend, once you press the girls magic button, they will come to you!

sit and text girls to pass by 90 minutes or so? in doing so, they'll have more interest in you as you've pressed their magic button.

or,

reverse and rush home plow the 5 girls at once, having pressed their magic button. enjoying 5 sandwichs 90 minutes after.

Valour
05-31-2010, 02:48 PM
So probably amplifying this reaction from me was that I just returned from Shanghai World Expo. People there do not understand the concept of line up and Next in line. I was boxing out jumpers left and right sending them flying with my Shaq-ass. We're talking about airport line up, taxi, line up, ticket lineup. It don't mean shit. Buddy just pops up to the fron desk WHILE ANOTHER CUSTMER IS BEING SERVICED AND HANDS OVER MONEY DEMANDING SERVICE. I have no idea why the service people don't bounce them out to the back.

After I bounce them out of my way, he'll just go to another line and cut there. Well, I guess as long as he ain't jacking my spot. i can;t fight for everyone!

Valour
05-31-2010, 02:50 PM
sit and text girls to pass by 90 minutes or so? in doing so, they'll have more interest in you as you've pressed their magic button.

or,

reverse and rush home plow the 5 girls at once, having pressed their magic button. enjoying 5 sandwichs 90 minutes after.

EPIC. but thats what I meant, text them to summon them to my car. But u get the idea!

you!
05-31-2010, 09:04 PM
epic story needs more pics + vids

hchang
05-31-2010, 09:33 PM
http://www.revscene.net/forums/some-people-these-t616224.html

.....

Valour
05-31-2010, 09:35 PM
http://www.revscene.net/forums/some-people-these-t616224.html

.....

I think Gary Oak tried to copy my pikachu. Nice one! But my pic got plagiarized...maybe i should call 911...lolz

Driver
697

Valour
05-31-2010, 09:41 PM
He got lots of room:

698

Leparto
05-31-2010, 09:42 PM
oh i see what u did there
lulullul

Ch28
05-31-2010, 09:49 PM
That peanut quote is pure awesomeness.

I just had to sig it.

Valour
05-31-2010, 09:51 PM
Here's a cock shot:

699

People get mad if u take pics of their cock w/o permission

hchang
05-31-2010, 09:54 PM
What car do you drive?

Fafine
05-31-2010, 09:57 PM
david thompson?

joquio
05-31-2010, 10:15 PM
This thread is:

http://files.pierrenel.co.uk/full_of_win.jpg

sigged

SpuGen
05-31-2010, 10:48 PM
david thompson?

Looks like it.
The Caravan guy has TONS of room behind him.
OP has the side street T intersection right behind him.

AzNightmare
05-31-2010, 11:00 PM
http://www.revscene.net/forums/some-people-these-t616224.html

.....

I get it... You're Ash Ketchum...
makes sense, you both start the journey the same way, and
meet the same NPC's, battle the same trainers...

Mr.HappySilp
06-01-2010, 01:26 AM
You know what. A few streets down by my house is like yours. When cars park on both side of the road one car can go through. NOW THERE IS THIS ASSHOLES LIKE YOU FEEL THEY HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY NO MATTER WHAT. So he would just keep going straight no matter what and whould wait till the other party pack out and let him have his way.

You know what happen to one of the person that did this? He was doing it again. But this time this white dude got out of his car and beat the crap out of this road blocker. We all cheer for the white dude afterwards. Now this so call road blocker no longer does this.

And yes you are being a pussy sitting in your car doing nothing. If you are man enough you would have gotten out of your car but nope you acted like a pussy. Not to mention what if there are cars that wanted to use the road. Now they can't coz asshole like you thinks is funny to block the road. Grow the fuck up. This problem could easily be solve if you chose to be the bigger guy and back down.

Valour
06-01-2010, 01:53 AM
You know what. A few streets down by my house is like yours. When cars park on both side of the road one car can go through. NOW THERE IS THIS ASSHOLES LIKE YOU FEEL THEY HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY NO MATTER WHAT. So he would just keep going straight no matter what and whould wait till the other party pack out and let him have his way.

You know what happen to one of the person that did this? He was doing it again. But this time this white dude got out of his car and beat the crap out of this road blocker. We all cheer for the white dude afterwards. Now this so call road blocker no longer does this.

And yes you are being a pussy sitting in your car doing nothing. If you are man enough you would have gotten out of your car but nope you acted like a pussy. Not to mention what if there are cars that wanted to use the road. Now they can't coz asshole like you thinks is funny to block the road. Grow the fuck up. This problem could easily be solve if you chose to be the bigger guy and back down.

Maybe if you actually read the post, you will know that I actually left the car to survey the scene AND talk to the other driver about a diplomatic solution AND a humorous face saving one.

Also, I know it may be safe for you behind that keyboard to threaten me with a beating, but come see me face to face and perhaps you will change your tone.

The point of this exercise is to see how the situation was resolved in a battle of attrition. It's a big word. Take your time with it.

Valour
06-01-2010, 02:00 AM
701

Anyways, I know the lay of the land, there are plenty of detours to get by.

Oooh look at the map! Huang's beef and Lim Kee are good places for eats!

StylinRed
06-01-2010, 02:04 AM
wow... wtf..... sounds like your one of those guys that just snapped from taking shit all day...

he probably should have yielded since he had room.... but he probably felt the exact same way as you defending his "honour"

wtf would defend their so called honour over right-of-way?? when we watch movies/hear stories of the hero/samurai that sees a lil pissant annoying him he considers "yeah i could show this guy wtfs boss... but you know what im just gonna let it go" (this is where we find respect for the hero) its not until the hero gets pushed again that he decides to show him who's boss... (that's the part of the movie that we all find cool)

sounds like you're insecure and feel the need to take every mm (yeah millimeter) that you can...

Not to mention your arguing with a senior citizen by the looks of it.... who fucking cares??? most of them are senile... give him his inch he's old, crazy, and doesn't have much longer

in short... be the bigger man... (i can see how it was really amusing but it just seems pathetic, considering the senior involved; i have a cousin exactly like you it gets annoying @ times)

Valour
06-01-2010, 02:07 AM
It wasn't the right of way that pissed me off, it was the cussing, slurring and impudent behaviour.

It's easy for you to sit there and call me what you want behind a keyboard. But as this scenario indicates, when you come up to my face, call me out to my face, then what happens? Think about it. You basically just called me a pussy right here, or some insecure small dick whatever. It's ok, ur safely at home. This was a face to face confrontation. It wasn't what the commodity was about ie right of way. It's about not backing down to this person's rudeness.

Oh and just in case you guys don;t get the point. In debates and discussion, holding a moral highground is a bonus. During my ordeal with buddy, I never swore nor called him names. He came out swinging with that stuff. I would appreciate if your opinions would reflect some thought. It's easy to call some one out online. Make sure your opinions have some argumentative qualities instead of just calling me a small dick man. Any chump can dish out three word insults. That's why we have fight club. I posted this for it's discussion value. Besides, even small dicks have semen. And semen makes babies. Penis mission accomplished!

StylinRed
06-01-2010, 02:21 AM
rofl re-reading my comment... i wasn't insinuating you had a small dick... but i could see how it could have been interpreted as that


i would have likely given you the thumbs up in this entire scenario if it wasn't for the fact that your opponent was a senior... with that mere fact it totally wipes away any merit? to the situation (for me nehow)

Valour
06-01-2010, 02:23 AM
Senior? I dunno, he looked maybe 50 years or so. But 50 years or not, U call me a chink to my face you rouse the devil!

Valour
06-01-2010, 02:29 AM
Two cars approach. I motion to yield. All stop. Wife comes out of car to me "You chinese think you own the road!"

I motion again to yield to the right.

Buddy comes out and taps keys on my windshield "You stupid chinese! get back there now!"

So all this takes place within a minute of the initial approach. So all you haters saying with all that you'd be glad to let him have his way?

Noir
06-01-2010, 02:32 AM
Senior? I dunno, he looked maybe 50 years or so. But 50 years or not, U call me a chink to my face you rouse the devil!

I don't know why people are so quick to dismiss that.

I should fail all people here claiming that they would take the moral-high-road; when I highly doubt they can remain their integrity intact when one is publically verbally abused with racial & character slanders.

I doubt these holier-than-thou characters can maintain their politenes and courtesy when they can barely contain themselves in this thread alone.

Hypocrites :haha:



Also, claiming you were a drug dealer based on your car was :lol.

StylinRed
06-01-2010, 02:41 AM
I doubt these holier-than-thou characters can maintain their politenes and courtesy when they can barely contain themselves in this thread alone.

Hypocrites :haha:


the whole point of this thread is to criticize the op (who wants to read a boring critique?)

:P

BMW135i
06-01-2010, 02:48 AM
LOL@the family making a big scene for such a little thing. (calling everyone out)

Gumby
06-01-2010, 08:34 AM
Put yourself in Valour's shoes. If you found yourself in this situation and someone insulted you to your face, and then you reversed your car and let the guy go through, how would you feel after? Like you had just been shit on, right?

One of the worst feelings I have ever experienced is being yelled at despite being in the right and not speaking up about it.

Think about that.

v.Rossi
06-01-2010, 11:20 AM
I would have solve the problem Ari Gold style.

Move bitch! What is this? No no no! I don't have time for this.

What is this? A family reunion now?
MOVE PEOPLE, I have places to be and clients to deal with. THANK YOU! That was 2 minutes of my life I will never get back.

Lloyd!

Qmx323
06-01-2010, 11:22 AM
lol if i had a bush guard i'd just threaten to ram through

JDMontego
06-01-2010, 12:34 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/09/seinfeld-theparkingspace.jpg

Reminded me of this seinfeld episode... well done sir.

vafanculo
06-01-2010, 02:49 PM
Two cars approach. I motion to yield. All stop. Wife comes out of car to me "You chinese think you own the road!"

I motion again to yield to the right.

Buddy comes out and taps keys on my windshield "You stupid chinese! get back there now!"

So all this takes place within a minute of the initial approach. So all you haters saying with all that you'd be glad to let him have his way?

now that you wrote it this way I am more inclined to back you up and agree with you. When I first read your original post I got the notion that you were doing it more for shits and giggles and that maybe a bit of time passed before they used the racist term.

Also you said you pointed at them to yield? Maybe they thought you were disrespectful/rude In your pointing manners?
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freakshow
06-01-2010, 03:57 PM
It's all about perspective. You keep talking about how it's so important for you to choose your battleground and defend your honour. Well, which battles you choose also says a lot about you.

For instance, you mentioned that you weighed the pros and cons of the battle, and decided that since, if it came to it, you could win the physical battle, it would be ok to engage. To me, this says that your honour is worth defending, but only if you are sure you can win, otherwise, it's just honour, you would let it slide.

The other thing that can be noted about the battle you chose to fight is regarding where you are in life. Someone who is clearly not on the same 'moral highground' as you decides to call you out. You take so much offense to this, that you feel the need to stop what you're doing and where you're going to defend yourself, or your peanuts, or your anus, or whatever.

Now let's pretend that instead, that it's not you, it's Bill Gates, and it's not racist guy, it's a bum off the street. If a bum stopped Bill Gates, called him a worthless yank who has failed in life, and who can't raise a family, and also noted that his mother is a whore, what do you think would happen?
Well, according to you, the bum just pissed all over Bill Gate's 'honour', surely he should defend himself! Well, if you would allow me to assume for a second, I would guess that Bill Gates would care less about what the bum has to say, and walk away. He has more important things to do, and more importantly, the opinion of the bum doesn't matter one lick.
The battles you choose say a lot about your life.

I guess instead of responding to this thread, I really should have just bought a ticket to board the failboat, since that's what'll probably happen once all the RSers wanna get your back. Good thing it doesn't bother me ;)

Mr.HappySilp
06-01-2010, 04:20 PM
Put yourself in Valour's shoes. If you found yourself in this situation and someone insulted you to your face, and then you reversed your car and let the guy go through, how would you feel after? Like you had just been shit on, right?

One of the worst feelings I have ever experienced is being yelled at despite being in the right and not speaking up about it.

Think about that.

It would never happen if the OP just reverse and let the other dude go. But no the OP thinks he must be right even though he is wasting his time to do this. Goes to show how mature the OP is.

A lot of small things like this happen everyday. It really depends if you want to blow it up or just take a step back and let it slide.

kkttsang
06-01-2010, 04:22 PM
if there were more people in this world like the OP and the other party, there would be peace on earth...

Valour
06-01-2010, 06:13 PM
So therein lies the key to this discussion. Conflict. Your position on this topic is the ground you staked. My live action incident is an analogy of this very discussion here. If I call you a faggot now and demand you reverse your position. Now what? According to your argument, you would turn tail and let me have my way. Ok faggot, reverse your position and say that I am right. Your move...

(i'm not really calling you a faggot. this is merely to dramatize the point of my discussion)

Valour
06-01-2010, 06:18 PM
It's all about perspective. You keep talking about how it's so important for you to choose your battleground and defend your honour. Well, which battles you choose also says a lot about you.

For instance, you mentioned that you weighed the pros and cons of the battle, and decided that since, if it came to it, you could win the physical battle, it would be ok to engage. To me, this says that your honour is worth defending, but only if you are sure you can win, otherwise, it's just honour, you would let it slide.

The other thing that can be noted about the battle you chose to fight is regarding where you are in life. Someone who is clearly not on the same 'moral highground' as you decides to call you out. You take so much offense to this, that you feel the need to stop what you're doing and where you're going to defend yourself, or your peanuts, or your anus, or whatever.

Now let's pretend that instead, that it's not you, it's Bill Gates, and it's not racist guy, it's a bum off the street. If a bum stopped Bill Gates, called him a worthless yank who has failed in life, and who can't raise a family, and also noted that his mother is a whore, what do you think would happen?
Well, according to you, the bum just pissed all over Bill Gate's 'honour', surely he should defend himself! Well, if you would allow me to assume for a second, I would guess that Bill Gates would care less about what the bum has to say, and walk away. He has more important things to do, and more importantly, the opinion of the bum doesn't matter one lick.
The battles you choose say a lot about your life.

I guess instead of responding to this thread, I really should have just bought a ticket to board the failboat, since that's what'll probably happen once all the RSers wanna get your back. Good thing it doesn't bother me ;)

I like your analysis and your points. now look at my facts. I was already in the turn, parked cars to my side. buddy appears from a wide turn to my left. I am now stuck in this position. Yeah, I;m an alpha, that's why I motioned for him to yield which also makes sense given the terrain. The escalation happened quickly in the next minute. The wife and driver calling me out. That helped me to solidify my position.

U r assuming that i was gonna force my way through no matter what. U r incorrect. i am a reasonable person. I enjoy discussion. we could have talked it out and if he made some good points why i should yield, i may have. But he did not even present that option with his actions.

Ur bum analogy is nice. except that the bum here is cornering Bill Gates in a tight alley, not a wide sidewalk. This unique situation takes terrain largely into consideration. Look at the corner of my turn. With the car parked there how can I see the other driver approaching?

kkttsang
06-01-2010, 06:42 PM
So therein lies the key to this discussion. Conflict. Your position on this topic is the ground you staked. My live action incident is an analogy of this very discussion here. If I call you a faggot now and demand you reverse your position. Now what? According to your argument, you would turn tail and let me have my way. Ok faggot, reverse your position and say that I am right. Your move...

(i'm not really calling you a faggot. this is merely to dramatize the point of my discussion)

your right...you win in this situation and in life. people shouldn't be arguing with you, we all should be congratulating you on your big win over the middle age man and his family. well done and Congrats!

eurochevy
06-01-2010, 06:45 PM
simple answer your a retard if u sat for that long and wasted your own time over something totally worthless

Valour
06-01-2010, 06:48 PM
your right...you win in this situation and in life. people shouldn't be arguing with you, we all should be congratulating you on your big win over the middle age man and his family. well done and Congrats!

Thank you for your gracious words. I'm but a squirrel looking for a nut.

Valour
06-01-2010, 06:54 PM
simple answer your a retard if u sat for that long and wasted your own time over something totally worthless

What is it that was valueless in your opinion?

hk20000
06-01-2010, 06:58 PM
Well if you didn't call the cops then I don't need my tax refund from you.

Why would a family's leader (I'm assuming mum and pops in the pic) behave in such an erratic behavior in this day and age...

eurochevy
06-01-2010, 07:04 PM
What is it that was valueless in your opinion?

the fact that you couldn't be the bigger man and just reverse a few feet to let the jackass through

kkttsang
06-01-2010, 07:09 PM
Well if you didn't call the cops then I don't need my tax refund from you.

Why would a family's leader (I'm assuming mum and pops in the pic) behave in such an erratic behavior in this day and age...

Well they may have grew up in a different country where you have to be erratic because that's how most people behaved back in the day... but u can also ask the flip side of that question:

why would a well educated guy (I'm assuming the OP is educated and civilized) behave in such a stubborn behavior in this day and age...

CP.AR
06-01-2010, 07:49 PM
OP a Klingon? all this talk about honour.

Eff-1
06-01-2010, 09:11 PM
Look haters gonna hate.

http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/047/991/original/tumblr_l1k6ihT5JR1qbu8auo1_500.png?1272611958

turb0triX
06-01-2010, 09:33 PM
bit ot but
http://i49.tinypic.com/5byy5k.jpg
lol

CP.AR
06-01-2010, 10:22 PM
lol the americans are such dumb shits... thinking more is better

Gumby
06-02-2010, 08:19 AM
^
I've seen that transcript, but not sure if it's real. :)

Berzerker
06-02-2010, 09:16 AM
I've read this since page one but have yet to comment.

You all seem to hate on him for taking a stand for what he believes, and is justified in believing, that he was right.

Yes the OP "could" have reversed out and let the person pass BUT once someone goes beyond your personal boundaries sometimes you just have to take a moral stand for your own self worth.

Bullies sometimes need to be stood up to and in this case the other diver was clearly the bully and used strong arm tactics to attempt to get their way. Your all blaming the OP but the other diver could have JUST AS EASILY made this situation go away without it ever becoming a situation.

I applaud the OP for his action's and his humor in the whole situation.

I heart RS.

Berz out.

freakshow
06-02-2010, 09:44 AM
I like your analysis and...
...
...can I see the other driver approaching?

I'm not at all saying that you're completely wrong or unjustified in this scenario. I wasn't even going to respond at all to the thread but I just wanted to point out that IF someone had decided not to 'defend their honour' by backing out, like many of the posters here have suggested, it would have no bearing on whether or not they were less of man or that they were ok with nut rape, or something.

And for the record, if it was a tight alley, I still think Bill Gates would have backed out and went another route. :p

Noir
06-02-2010, 10:29 AM
It's not just the racial slanders and other verbal abuse, but it's also a matter of technicality and principle.


The OP was first in on the narrow spot (narrowed by 2 parked cars on the curb). Anybody who's local to Vancouver residential zones should understand the practice when a street is narrowed to a single lane: The vehicle first or closer to the opening gets first pass, the further one yields.

Just because other's are a jackass doesn't mean they're entitled to a free pass on stepping on other people's toes. Would you guys allow me to cut in front of you in a bank, the que for a cashier, or in a walk-in medical clinic waiting room? You guys are the better man the me no? I'll keep that in mind if ever I do come across some of you.

shenmecar
06-02-2010, 11:01 AM
Thank you OP for a good read on this Wednesday morning.