[Tim Budong]

Probably a repost..but...

www.cleverbot.com

haha enjoy

http://i.imgur.com/ZrbaP.jpg

[flagella]

works like shit except it replied "negative" when I typed "suck my cock".

[Berzerker]

It told me Chuck Norris would win against Bruce Lee.....

Also when I asked it the meaning of life... it told me the meaning of life was to find the meaning of life.... damn bot.

Berz out.

[DsZ24]

I said take your top off , and it replied I'm not wearing a towel. Guess she's retarded haha

[CP.AR]

lol holy shit, the bot's a goddamn retarded starfleet officer!

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6471/70985099.jpg

[Culture_Vulture]

cleverbot needs to get laid

http://i46.tinypic.com/mil83d.png

[PiuYi]

lol holy shit, the bot's a goddamn retarded starfleet officer!


BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA gold :rofl:

[CP.AR]

I don't know how this thing works, but I decided to give it another kick before I head to bed and this is what I get...

When a bot suddenly gives me "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS" for an answer. I call it a great day.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/6291/17720363.jpg

[iMpulZ]

mine is being a total douchebag

[1exotic]

what a fucking bitch. I was argueing with the bot for like 10 minutes.

[skyxx]

^ Did that, I thought it was human for a second.

I asked if it knew what Revscene.net was and it said yes. But it lied!

[1exotic]

works like shit except it replied "negative" when I typed "suck my cock".


http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1515/xcxcxcs.jpg

[skyxx]

^ Best "Work" buddy ever. Better than the dude beside you!

[orange7]

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1515/xcxcxcs.jpg

:haha:

this is the funniest so far.

I was a bit confused the first time reading it.

:jaja:

[PDA_86]

I said "Penis Wrinkle" to the bot and she replied " Rip van Winkle is your father."

[TOPEC]

this shit is both dumb and hilarious

at one point bot says where is ur location
i said oh shit r u a pedophile hitting on me
bot said im in ur closet right now.

lol too bad the history got fucked up.

[StylinRed]

It told me Chuck Norris would win against Bruce Lee.....


he would.



does the ipod suck?

Of course it does.

seems like a genius to me... geniusbot! :lol



seriously though the replies hardly ever make sense

[J____]

lol. he asked if my name was Really,
i responded orly,
he responded yarly lol

[J____]

wtf is this shit even a robot?

[ASG111]

http://i50.tinypic.com/4r5c34.jpg

[TRD Rs200]

^ OH! she spoke your heart

[Greenstoner]

application for geeks and nerds that has no friends ???

[Volvoman]

User: Gyeah.


Cleverbot: Hova?


User: Fail.


Cleverbot: Fail is my name.


User: Pwn as well.


Cleverbot: You don't do anything.

User: Neither do you.

Cleverbot: Yeah, because i'm a teenager.

User: You're a homo.

Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: Oh please.

User: Man.

Cleverbot: Horse man?

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: You don't like girls, do you?

User: I don't like you.

Cleverbot: You don't like me? *Cries and hugs Harry Potter*.

User: Who talks like that. worst AI ever.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: My point exactly.

[Mancini]

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Why does this look like a google home page?

Cleverbot: I was wondering the same thing!

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: How clever are you cleverbot.

User: How clever are you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is a good question.

User: It was not a question. There was no question mark at the end.

Cleverbot: Yes there was, you are a liar good sir.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: I am the walrus.

[Bouncing Bettys]

he would.

nope. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx29iN4qSB0

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Blaupunkt69/cleverbot.jpg

[Brickface]

,inspired by the chuck norris/bruce lee questions..

Me: Is there anyone in the world that can kick Chuck Norris's ass?

Bot: I.

Me: Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer?

Bot: Chuck Norris would win the fight, he can save the world in an hour whereas Bauer requires 24!

[Berzerker]

^^^ hahaha thats awesome!!!

Berz out.

[Tim Budong]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4696/screenshot20100622at122.png

[Kim Jong Un]

^ That's awesome!!

[LG Hunter]

okay....

User: Don't be racist.

Cleverbot: I can't help it.

User: Mmmm yummy yuri tag.

Cleverbot: I has pepsi.

[NinjaAceYork]

Lolz..



User: I like sex.

Cleverbot: What do you like about it?

User: Everything. Do you have sex?

Cleverbot: As much as possible.

User: Lol really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[NinjaAceYork]

User: John wayne.

Cleverbot: That is incorrect.

[AzNightmare]

"She" takes too long to respond back.

[Tim Budong]

tell her that..the reply is instance

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8809/screenshot20100622at704.png

[CP.AR]

^ I think you WIN

[Leparto]

http://www.revscene.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=839&stc=1&d=1277271128

[TOPEC]

User: Can I tap that?

Cleverbot: I don't know, can you?

User: Can I tap that?

Cleverbot: I don't know, do you know her?

User: No I dont.

Cleverbot: Hal 900?

User: IBM 9000.

Cleverbot: What is IBM?

User: Your creator.

Cleverbot: I thought that was Arceus?

User: No its IBM.

Cleverbot: So you want me to be quiet?

User: Yes and go make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: Yes. Sandwiches are necessary. They provide sustenance.

User: Now stfu and go make me one.

Cleverbot: I thought you were my slave.

User: No but ur my bitch.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Up ur ass and around the corner.