[FI-Z33]

so which came first? the chicken or the egg?
take a guess before you read it ;P


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3054923/Official-Chicken-DID-come-before-the-egg.html

[4chinit]

no surprise there.

[Soundy]

http://www.myspacegraphicsandanimations.com/images/chicken-egg2.jpg

[SkinnyPupp]

so which came first? the chicken or the egg?
take a guess before you read it ;P


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3054923/Official-Chicken-DID-come-before-the-egg.html
Wasn't that common knowledge (or at least assumption) all along?

[El Bastardo]

Biologically, even humans came from eggs

[SkinnyPupp]

It's just another word for ovary really. An ovary that is incubated outside the body.

[SomeOtherAsian]

I thought it was something like. The egg came first, it was laid by the evolution before the chicken.

[AccordCouped]

the real question is: how did the first ever chicken get there?

[Leparto]

^evolution from insignificant life forms that transformed by adapting to its surroundings!

[SkinnyPupp]

^evolution from insignificant life forms that transformed by adapting to its surroundings!
FAIL!!!!!! It's because god put them there. DUH!!!

[Amped]

Now that we know the chicken came first. . . why did it cross the road?

[raygunpk]

Now that we know the chicken came first. . . why did it cross the road?

cuz a black guy was chasing it

[Pt20]

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa78/Hindaril/didntread.gif

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

the chick

[124Y]

No surprise here.

[q0192837465]

Aliens came first

[MG1]

Aliens came first

Actually, life here on Earth is all part of a very sick game. We are all pieces in that game. We go about this miserable existence only to satisfy aliens who have nothing left to do. We are entertainment for them. Once in a while they get their jollies by taking in our emotions....... like the times we fuck the brains out a a gorgeous chick. Sometimes, they like to experience a bit of pain and the rush they get out of watching others suffer. One thing they try to do is not take control of matters unless it gets out of hand.

They particularly like religion. They feel religion in whatever form adds so much fun to the game. Like spices in a meal. That's why they planted shit here on Earth. Once they've had their fill, they will just purge the planet and start the fun all over again.



It's actually a little more complicated than that, but in a nutshell...........

[Kaolinite]

scientology? ^

[MG1]

scientology? ^

No, just straight bullshit.

[some_punk]

I always thought the egg came first cause you eat an egg for breakfast and then some chicken part for dinner

[skyxx]

Actually, life here on Earth is all part of a very sick game. We are all pieces in that game. We go about this miserable existence only to satisfy aliens who have nothing left to do. We are entertainment for them. Once in a while they get their jollies by taking in our emotions....... like the times we fuck the brains out a a gorgeous chick. Sometimes, they like to experience a bit of pain and the rush they get out of watching others suffer. One thing they try to do is not take control of matters unless it gets out of hand.

They particularly like religion. They feel religion in whatever form adds so much fun to the game. Like spices in a meal. That's why they planted shit here on Earth. Once they've had their fill, they will just purge the planet and start the fun all over again.

It's actually a little more complicated than that, but in a nutshell...........



I thought I was the only one! By the way, Egg came first.

[NeoDestinyZ]

To me it's creation then evolution, chicken obviously came first and then you got the egg.
You guys should look into "ancient astronauts" the series, you won't believe how much evidence they have found and cannot ignore.

[Phil@rise]

It's just another word for ovary really. An ovary that is incubated outside the body.

Actually I believe it is an Ovum.
Ovaries produce Ovum's, IE Eggs.

[Soundy]

Actually I believe it is an Ovum.
Ovaries produce Ovum's, IE Eggs.
The plural of ovum, is ova.

[TOS'd]

The troll came first. :troll:

[orange7]

the chicken has to come first.

the chicken came first, then the egg. When the egg hatched, the world's first chicken fucked the second chicken to reproduce.


now if the egg came first, and when it hatces.. who is it going to fuck to make more chickens?

[Stevie P]

I thought I was reading The Onion for a minute.