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q0192837465
07-19-2010, 02:41 PM
JUST like the characters in her favourite TV show, posh Christina Saunders knows good sex. And so she should, after seducing 1,000 MEN.

The university-educated brunette longed to be as confident in bed as Sex And The City maneater Samantha.

So she set herself a 10-year challenge - to get a thousand notches on her bedpost.

She said: "Sam went from one man to the next and was proud of it. I wanted to be confident like her. I got hooked on the buzz of one-night-stands."
She slept with at least one stranger a week, travelled the world hunting for men to bed, and took part in threesomes.

But now Christina, 30, admits: "All I want is a man to love me - not one who just wants me for sex."

Attractive Christina grew up in a five-bedroom house in Hertfordshire where she enjoyed riding her pony and visiting Ascot races and Henley regatta every year. Her parents, who she describes as "very middle class", had no idea of her secret life. She sighed: "They would be devastated if they knew what I was up to."

Christina decided to copy Sam, played by Kim Cattrall, 53, during a bout of flu at university in Bristol.

Until then she hadn't been that interested in men, saying her first sexual encounter - with a friend while she was at secondary school - was "a disaster".

But when she fell ill in 2000, aged 20, a pal gave her the first series of Sex And The City to watch. Christina said: "The thought of four women gloating about sleeping their way around New York hadn't appealed to me but I had nothing better to do so I watched it.

"Samantha was sexy, confident and proud. She had a male attitude of sleeping around and it fascinated me."

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00132/satc_01_1807_132962a.jpg

Soon Christina was on the prowl in Sam-style slinky dresses. Her first conquest was in the Students' Union. She said: "I targeted a lad called Mike because he was a charmer. We had a drink and then I said I was tired and going to bed - and asked if he wanted to join me. I was terrified but he took control and it was brilliant. I was hooked."

By the time she left uni with a 2:2 degree in English and sociology in 2003 she'd slept with nearly 300 men. "I didn't feel dirty, just empowered," said Christina. "I was addicted." A year later she moved to Clapham, South-West London, and started working for a PR firm. She'd pick up men in bars and go on 18-30 holidays to up her tally - once sleeping with 15 men in a week in Ibiza.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00132/satc_03_1807_132961a.jpg

Christina found she too enjoyed a Cosmopolitan - not the cocktail loved by the SATC girls, just men from around the world. She met Russian Sasha, in his 50s, in Puerto Banus, Spain, in 2005 and had sex on his boat. She said: "It was mad and frantic. He shouted instructions - in Russian."

Girls weren't off bounds either - Christina had a lesbian fling after meeting Katia at a swingers' club in East London in 2007. "She led me into one of the private booths and started to strip me. It was the most seductive thing and the best orgasm I have ever had."

Christina would keep a tally of her men in a notebook by her bed, rating each out of ten.

Chris, from uni, wanted a threesome but didn't get it. "The sex was average", she said. 5/10

She met student Stan at a party... and they soon left. "He was putty in my hands but I can't remember the sex." 1/10

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00132/satc_04_1807_132965a.jpg

David was much better. They met in a club in Ibiza. "We were desperate to have sex so we did it in the toilets." 9/10

Then there was Mike in Ayia Napa. "I used him for sex and it was amazing. He still texts me now." 8/10

Ben, from Brighton, wasn't her type so she downed Tequila before kissing him. But the sex was "surprisingly good". 7/10

Nick in Spain wasn't exactly an el of a lover - he liked cuddles more than sex. 3/10

And Christina was convinced Sergio, 12 years her junior, was a virgin when they romped in a New York hotel. "The sex was terrible." 4/10

If she couldn't remember their names she'd just describe their performance. Like the unknown from a London night out. "I was so drunk I didn't care what his name was." 2/10

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00132/satc_02_1807_132964a.jpg

Last month she bedded her Mr 1,000th at a friend's party. "He was gorgeous, blond and fantastic in bed."

Now the challenge is over Christina does have regrets. "Good friends stuck by me but others accused me of being a slut. I took things too far. Now all I want to do is settle down. I just hope I haven't put men off."



Sauce (http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/881539/Sex-and-the-City-fan-beds-1000-men.html)

Thought u guys might be interested. Any of u is one of the 1,000? I feel sorry for Mr. 1,001

lowside67
07-19-2010, 02:45 PM
I bet she's pretty friggin good by now...

choda
07-19-2010, 02:49 PM
I bet I can hear an echo in her vagina by now...

Ronin
07-19-2010, 02:53 PM
If this was a dude, we'd all be bowing down before his real ultimate power but...since it's a chick...

And she's probably a breeding ground for STDs that haven't even been discovered yet.

MR_BIGGS
07-19-2010, 02:59 PM
If this was a dude, we'd all be bowing down before his real ultimate power but...since it's a chick...

And she's probably a breeding ground for STDs that haven't even been discovered yet.

:rofl:

I like how in the story she say's "all I want is a man to love me - not one who just wants me for sex."

Good luck with that..

lowside67
07-19-2010, 03:17 PM
I bet I can hear an echo in her vagina by now...
The first thing I thought was "fuck I bet she's loose by now" but then I actually thought about it for a second... whether she has sex with 1000 men or 1 man 1000 times, it's the same amount of vag-destruction and realistically a girl in a committed relationship for 2 or 3 years would easily have sex 1000 times, and they arent totally useless afterwards so it's probably a moot point.

Gumby
07-19-2010, 03:28 PM
The first thing I thought was "fuck I bet she's loose by now" but then I actually thought about it for a second... whether she has sex with 1000 men or 1 man 1000 times, it's the same amount of vag-destruction and realistically a girl in a committed relationship for 2 or 3 years would easily have sex 1000 times, and they arent totally useless afterwards so it's probably a moot point.
Wow, I didn't have sex 1000 times in 3 years... not even close!

Wait a sec - it's because I'm married and have a 2 year old. :(

raygunpk
07-19-2010, 03:32 PM
Question: You're dating this girl for about a year, everything is going smooth and you fall in love with her. She's clean, vagina doesn't echo, and you think you found the one.

Then she reveals she has slept with 1000 guys...what do you do?
Or what would your "limit" of past partners be before you decide it's too much?

q0192837465
07-19-2010, 03:46 PM
Question: You're dating this girl for about a year, everything is going smooth and you fall in love with her. She's clean, vagina doesn't echo, and you think you found the one.

Then she reveals she has slept with 1000 guys...what do you do?
Or what would your "limit" of past partners be before you decide it's too much?

There's no question that 1,000 is WAY too many. But to me, 10 +/- a few is acceptable. Anything more is gg.

Wongtouski
07-19-2010, 03:49 PM
If this was a dude, we'd all be bowing down before his real ultimate power but...since it's a chick...

And she's probably a breeding ground for STDs that haven't even been discovered yet.

Lol I instantly thought of her as the monkey in the movie Outbreak. We gotta snatch her up and find a cure for aids in her vagina.

mpr
07-19-2010, 03:50 PM
She must of had gonorrhea a couple of times. grrooossssss.....

lowside67
07-19-2010, 03:53 PM
Wow, I didn't have sex 1000 times in 3 years... not even close!

Wait a sec - it's because I'm married and have a 2 year old. :(
Haha okay so lets say on a high average, 2-3 years, otherwise 5 years, but regardless it's not many more times having sex than any other 25 year old person with a reasonable sexual appetite would have had. Just food for thought, that's a lot of sex... :D

hotong
07-19-2010, 03:55 PM
w0w

Marco911
07-19-2010, 03:58 PM
Haha okay so lets say on a high average, 2-3 years, otherwise 5 years, but regardless it's not many more times having sex than any other 25 year old person with a reasonable sexual appetite would have had. Just food for thought, that's a lot of sex... :D

There's a big difference between boning the same chick 1000 times over a period of time or having multiple sex partners. Look up the "Coolidge Effect."
;)

lowside67
07-19-2010, 04:07 PM
There's a big difference between boning the same chick 1000 times over a period of time or having multiple sex partners. Look up the "Coolidge Effect."
;)
1) You're alive, welcome back?

2) Not familiar with the coolidge effect but after googling it, it doesnt seem to be that applicable to my point which pertains to the strictly physical effects of boning 1000 guys versus boning a few guys 1000 times.

-Mark

124Y
07-19-2010, 04:14 PM
Banging her will be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

murd0c
07-19-2010, 04:22 PM
Banging her will be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

:thumbsup:

OhSoGood
07-19-2010, 04:24 PM
She must be a good fuck by now LOL.
But 1000+ dicks in her!! :S
ONE THOUSAND! thats a fucken a lot of dicks in one spot

raygunpk
07-19-2010, 04:26 PM
She must be a good fuck by now LOL.
But 1000+ dicks in her!! :S
ONE THOUSAND! thats a fucken a lot of dicks in one spot

not as much as your mouth


:troll:

lowside67
07-19-2010, 04:30 PM
Banging her will be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Fail.

My whole point is fucking her is EXACTLY THE SAME as any normal 25 year old girl who has been sexually active since a normal age.

Vansterdam
07-19-2010, 04:48 PM
"I didn't feel dirty, just empowered,"

LOL

Culverin
07-19-2010, 04:55 PM
Fail.

My whole point is fucking her is EXACTLY THE SAME as any normal 25 year old girl who has been sexually active since a normal age.

I think the opposing point is that she's a bit too active.
Her Activity > 25yo - NormalAge


Lol I instantly thought of her as the monkey in the movie Outbreak. We gotta snatch her up and find a cure for aids in her vagina.
Omg. patient zero. We can cure them before they spread!


If this was a dude, we'd all be bowing down before his real ultimate power but...since it's a chick...
Yeah, but guys don't get hallway like.
Leather seats vs tires, both used for 10 years.
One gets worse, the other gets much worse.
It's not sexist or racist if it's true.

Great68
07-19-2010, 05:00 PM
1000 men in 10 years...

So rounding up, that's a new guy every 4 days.

I wouldn't fucking touch her.

rice cooker
07-19-2010, 05:21 PM
holy shit shes fugs

The_AK
07-19-2010, 05:21 PM
http://www.simplifydiy.com/app/view/images/plumb&heat/cesspool-450.jpg

Its the sludge you want to watch out for

XxFcukxX
07-19-2010, 05:27 PM
shes taking sloppy seconds to a whole nother level

The_AK
07-19-2010, 05:48 PM
shes taking sloppy seconds to a whole nother level

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SiXekh57Sg&feature=related

whole 'notha level?

Mugen EvOlutioN
07-19-2010, 06:29 PM
what a load of shit

sluts needs love too ya know, hoes needs image too.



man fucking :bullshit::bullshit::bullshit:

Culverin
07-19-2010, 06:49 PM
what a load of shit

sluts needs love too ya know, hoes needs image too.


She gots her lovin'
and she had an image, now she gone and ruined it.

Bonjour43MA
07-19-2010, 07:02 PM
Sex and the City is the worst show ever made.

Presto
07-19-2010, 07:41 PM
Thank God for this reputable news outlet that keeps us informed of this noteworthy stuff.

Ch28
07-19-2010, 07:45 PM
She must be a good fuck by now LOL.
But 1000+ dicks in her!! :S
ONE THOUSAND! thats a fucken a lot of dicks in one spot

not as much as your mouth


:troll:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WRYzUWY23r8/SGedqxubkAI/AAAAAAAAAEg/O32O8qoypoQ/s400/Game+Set+Match.jpg

JSALES
07-19-2010, 08:00 PM
wow haha

Matsuda
07-19-2010, 08:46 PM
I bet I can hear an echo in her vagina by now...

I've parked my Mazda 3 in there

dinamix
07-19-2010, 08:53 PM
this is nothing new guys. this has been happening for centuries. check it.

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/search/ers/?query=w4m

CP.AR
07-19-2010, 08:55 PM
NICK - 3/10

WHAT THE FUCK

2damaxmr2
07-19-2010, 09:01 PM
That is fucking greasy. Even my dog wouldn't touch her with his 10foot pole.

bigG
07-19-2010, 09:12 PM
:(
:Puke:

asahai69
07-19-2010, 10:04 PM
what a dumb slut. if being a whore wasnt bad enough. she had to go public with it. the guy that marries that piece of work has to be a complete fuckin retard.

i feel bad for her future kids. thats if she can even have em cuz they probably will fall out at about the 4 month mark.


but ill make it clear. id still get dome from the broad.

Qmx323
07-19-2010, 10:19 PM
this fuckin chick

fuckin guys

shenmecar
07-19-2010, 11:23 PM
Good for her. Her parents must be proud.

you!
07-19-2010, 11:52 PM
>9000!

StealthFighter
07-20-2010, 12:39 AM
this is nothing new guys. this has been happening for centuries. check it.

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/search/ers/?query=w4m

the difference is that they got paid, while all this ho got was the feeling of "empowerment"...

6insomnia9
07-20-2010, 12:56 AM
Wow ... AHAHAHAHAHA.

SpartanAir
07-20-2010, 05:25 AM
Reminds me of a relevant quote:

Why is it that men can sleep around and are highly regarded, but if women do the same they're sluts?

Well put it this way: If you have a key that opens a whole bunch of locks, you have a master key, and that's pretty awesome. But if you have a lock that's opened by many different keys...well, you have a pretty shitty lock.

hotjoint
07-20-2010, 07:01 AM
record holder :lol

Greenstoner
07-20-2010, 07:02 AM
1000 men in 10 years...

So rounding up, that's a new guy every 4 days.

I wouldn't fucking touch her.

lol.... u gotta minus few days in a month..

that works out to be a new guy almost every week(not that bad in her case i guess ?? ), thats if she doesnt do anything during her period .. lol

Mugen EvOlutioN
07-20-2010, 07:38 AM
what a dumb slut. if being a whore wasnt bad enough. she had to go public with it. the guy that marries that piece of work has to be a complete fuckin retard.

i feel bad for her future kids. thats if she can even have em cuz they probably will fall out at about the 4 month mark.


but ill make it clear. id still get dome from the broad.

werd


i wonder wat kind of disease she has rit now

Vale46Rossi
07-20-2010, 08:35 AM
Fail.

My whole point is fucking her is EXACTLY THE SAME as any normal 25 year old girl who has been sexually active since a normal age.

well not really, that 1 or 2 guys could be only 1 or 2 chances of STD

RATHER

this is now 1000 chances to catch STD

Holy shit, i am pretty sure she caught some duuurty ones!




THIS IS WIN!



Reminds me of a relevant quote:

Why is it that men can sleep around and are highly regarded, but if women do the same they're sluts?

Well put it this way: If you have a key that opens a whole bunch of locks, you have a master key, and that's pretty awesome. But if you have a lock that's opened by many different keys...well, you have a pretty shitty lock.

Farfetched
07-20-2010, 10:11 AM
werd


i wonder wat kind of disease she has rit now

maybe all of them

Mugen EvOlutioN
07-20-2010, 10:15 AM
she got a combo deal than

The_AK
07-20-2010, 11:08 AM
being anywhere between number 1 and 10 must have been good, anything after 20 is gg

!Yaminashi
07-20-2010, 11:15 AM
I like how in the story she say's "all I want is a man to love me - not one who just wants me for sex."

Good luck with that..

LOL no kidding eh? Should've thought of that before you sucked off half the city:p

Greenstoner
07-20-2010, 11:18 AM
well not really, that 1 or 2 guys could be only 1 or 2 chances of STD

RATHER

this is now 1000 chances to catch STD

Holy shit, i am pretty sure she caught some duuurty ones!




THIS IS WIN!


the guy she had sex with are more likely to have one night stand too..

so the chances of her getting STD are 1000 to the power of 1000 thats make the number being 1000000000000000000000000000000 (not the exact zero but u get the point)

raygunpk
07-20-2010, 11:20 AM
would definitely not drink from this red sea

Mugen EvOlutioN
07-20-2010, 11:43 AM
^
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rof l::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rof l::rofl::rofl::rofl:



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahhahaha

maybe it doesnt taste like rusted metal


i thought u said u are nasty
:drool:thumbsup:;)

raygunpk
07-20-2010, 12:25 PM
there's nasty, then there's BLOOD STAINED WITH A THOUSAND COCKS

Mugen EvOlutioN
07-20-2010, 01:00 PM
:neckbeard: :neckbeard: lol u crack me up

Gumby
07-20-2010, 01:05 PM
would definitely not drink from this red sea
Somebody get this guy a custom title! :D

"Drinks from red seas"

MR_BIGGS
07-20-2010, 01:09 PM
raygunpk should have a thread titled

"shit raygunpk says" :rofl:

mas604
07-20-2010, 02:01 PM
This is just dirty, but now that she has clientele she should start her own brothel business.

The7even
07-21-2010, 12:20 AM
if she was clean, I'd probably get her to do 3 somes and gangbangs all the time with me and my friends. fuck the shit out of her everyday.

penner2k
07-21-2010, 12:47 AM
You know what... I actually respect her more that she at least admits she likes it instead of your typical slut who says things like

"I never do this"
and
"I've only been with a couple of guys"

When you know for a fact that she has gotten around. I bet there are enough girls that if they actually averaged how many guys they slept with per year from age 18 to 21 and then multiplied it by 10 would be at least over 300. Sure 300 isnt 1000 but its really not great either.

J____
07-21-2010, 07:22 AM
shieeet.... wat would you do if your SO told you one day she has sex with 1000 men before lol.

Greenstoner
07-21-2010, 07:24 AM
shieeet.... wat would you do if your SO told you one day she has sex with 1000 men before lol.

i will instant relate that she is a spartan

Death2Theft
07-21-2010, 08:03 AM
Imagine this being your mom.

quasi
07-21-2010, 09:02 AM
LOL, Tucker Max writes a book about a bunch of the girls he slept with and it becomes a best seller he becomes a hero. This girl tells her story and she's a hoe bag to the masses. :)

Mugen EvOlutioN
07-21-2010, 09:10 AM
Imagine this being your mom.

OH SNAP!

woob
07-21-2010, 09:17 AM
http://www.tvguide.com/news/gene-simmons-jewels-40024.aspx

Gene Simmons (vocals and bass for rock band KISS) has apparently bed 4800+ women (3 last questions)

Vale46Rossi
07-21-2010, 09:43 AM
the guy she had sex with are more likely to have one night stand too..

so the chances of her getting STD are 1000 to the power of 1000 thats make the number being 1000000000000000000000000000000 (not the exact zero but u get the point)


Then it comes down to the point to where... the 2 or 3 guys will still have a better chance to have had LESS SEX to a point where the 1000 guys there.

hahaha.

The guy's are fucked.