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07-22-2010, 11:44 AM
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#1 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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http://store.nzsw.com/merchant2/merc..._Code=8BA6156E
Buhahaha
"Big Dick's Halfway Inn"
their slogan is "Let big dicks satisfy you"
How the hell did they get away with that?
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07-22-2010, 11:44 AM
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#2 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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07-22-2010, 11:57 AM
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#3 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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07-22-2010, 12:37 PM
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#4 | | Salad makes me squirt ranch dressing. Only half of that is an analogy.
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What were you searching to get you that result?
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07-22-2010, 12:40 PM
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#5 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Originally Posted by [jsx] sky  What were you searching to get you that result? | I'd like to know this as well  | |
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07-22-2010, 01:27 PM
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#6 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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i love how the cartoon person has a dick nose
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07-22-2010, 01:28 PM
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#7 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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haha thats hilarious
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07-22-2010, 01:37 PM
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#8 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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point and laugh at all the guys who go there!
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07-22-2010, 02:17 PM
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#9 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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lol.. funny
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07-22-2010, 03:01 PM
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07-22-2010, 03:02 PM
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#11 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by [jsx] sky What were you searching to get you that result? | Someone posted the sign for the business on another forum I'm on.
I had to search to find out if it was real... lol
No way that business would go through in BC. I doubt they would even approve of the name when trying to make a business license. If they did someone would complain and you'd have to change the name. Quote:
Big Dick's Halfway Inn
Kick back. Have a little fun. Laugh and scratch. Grab a burger. And while you're at it, go shoot the minnow.
You see, a portly truck driver named Richard "Dick" Nelson was one of the original owners. He was a big guy, those who know him say. Located at the 47-Mile Marker of the Osage arm of the Lake, the business is more or less halfway between the Truman Dam near Warsaw and the Bagnell Dam at Lake Ozark.
So without belaboring the point, here you have it: Big Dick's Halfway Inn. Our fame is worldwide. On any given day, one may see a T-shirt with a clever innuendo in Canada, on a Florida beach, Mexico or the Bahamas. The Big Dick's sign was placed on the internet and we have received calls from all over the world asking "is this place for real"? Many order items when they call. So we have now made these items available right here on our website.
Cup Tree Lane
Getting here to Big Dick's Halfway Inn is half the fun. In fact it's an adventure with a bit of nostalgia. Along the way a fence is decorated with hundreds of old tennis shoes, some of which even match. No one really knows of their origin but the collection continues to grow. Make a shoe contribution when you come out to visit Big Dick's Halfway Inn.
And just when you think you've taken the wrong turn there's the Cup Tree after which the lane leading to us is named. It isn't like your native oak or elm or hickory tree. It is a stump of a tree decorated with dozens and dozens of coffee and tea cups. Word is the cups were rescued from a dump managed by owners of a nearby home before the State shut it (the dump) down.
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