[MG1]

I was at Superstore this morning and almost got run over by one of those motorized wheelchairs. This stupid lady was going full speed as I was just turning the corner. She stopped inches from my knee. I just stood there in awe, deciding whether I should drop kick her or not. She goes, "I'll just move around you, then." Seconds later, her husband zips by. We're talking fast. People can't run that fast, let alone walk that fast. It's bad enough kids running around loose in stores. There are elderly people shopping at SS - there's no way they would survive being hit by one of these huge wheelchairs.

Who do these morons think they are? I've also come across some really rude ones too. They feel they have the god given right to bowl anyone over.

Hey, just thought of this. Make a video game called "Motorized Wheelchairs from Hell." You try to make it from one end of the supermarket to the other avoiding fucked up wheelchair operators. Supercharged models and all. LOL. You get bonus points for causing crashes with your ninja moves.

[1exotic]

I just stood there in awe, deciding whether I should drop kick her or not.

I would pay money to see that.

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/2788/theyseemerollin.png

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/850/474609.png

http://varjukylg.pri.ee/pilt/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/633502081079603594-they-see-me-rollin.jpg

[Kim Jong Un]

I have always wondered how fun it would be drifting one of those.

[iambuRnz]

Some people lose common sense as they grow old.

On another note, does superstore have one of those motorized shopping cart? i would hop on to one of those and get even if i were you.

[trancehead]

Some of them (a very small percentage) do believe they are driving God's golden chariot and get an undisputed right for people to move out of THEIR way. And with this belief it also comes that people have eyes behind their backs.

Give your head a shake its a courtesy.

A fight almost broke out near Robson a couple years ago when a dude almost got smoked by one of these wheelchair bandits

[1exotic]

I have always wondered how fun it would be drifting one of those.

a wheelchair with manual transmission :rofl:

5spd with clutch

lowered on tein springs, tanabe 2.5" exhaust.

[AndM]

how about an Act clutch, Brian crower stroker kit, precision gt42r turbo, full race twin scroll manifold.

Drag racing scooter FTW! LOL:D

OH and don`t forget VTAAKK

[Leopold Stotch]

I have always wondered how fun it would be drifting one of those.

iuno man those rear wheels are so much bigger than the front, spells nothing but understeer

i'll go with a full out drag monster though.

[PiuYi]

A fight almost broke out near Robson a couple years ago when a dude almost got smoked by one of these wheelchair bandits

i don't think i'd be able to hit a disabled person.... just doesn't seem fair no matter how asshole they are

[spoon.ek9]

i recall a similar situation downtown where a couple of people had just finished crossing the street (they were literally on the corner) and some bitch on a motorized wheelchair completely cut them off to cross the street. everyone who saw was quite shocked at how fast she was going and how rude it was to do that.

[underscore]

There's a Russian built model that tops out at 60km/h

[CorneringArtist]

This chair lets you go offroad...and it's a production model.
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/11/Tank%20Chair.jpg

[MG1]

i don't think i'd be able to hit a disabled person.... just doesn't seem fair no matter how asshole they are

The bitch today was humongous. She reminded me of Big Bertha. I bet she could have gotten out of that wheelchair easily and whomp me. Husband looked more manageable. She probably has skinny Asians for breakfast. LOL.

I can imagine this woman at the Army and Navy shoe sale. She'd like totally take out a hundred women on a single charge.

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

I would pay money to see that.

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/2788/theyseemerollin.png

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/850/474609.png

http://varjukylg.pri.ee/pilt/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/633502081079603594-they-see-me-rollin.jpg
:rofl::rofl::rofl: thats actually really funny


nah when people grow older they just get more cranky

[MG1]

Wheelchair jousting?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-rlIKucep5Y/Sp7alyDxj_I/AAAAAAAAAAc/xa3hZYrQmmQ/s320/0808-0806-1217-1554.jpg

I can totally get into this.

[SkinnyPupp]

Just walk behind them, and tilt their wheelchair back, and gently lay them on their back.

People in wheelchairs have a huge chip on their shoulders, that's why they feel entitled to go faster than anyone would normally walk (or even run) in stores

[orange7]

+1

all wheelchairs should have the option of a manual with a clutch.

Those triptronic wheelchairs just ain't right for ppl who are disabled.

[Soundy]

Carry a pair of wire cutters when going to SS. This shit happens again... apologize, let them pass... then reach down and snip their control harness.

[MG1]

Just walk behind them, and tilt their wheelchair back, and gently lay them on their back.

Some of them have wheelie bars. Tipping Big Bertha would have taken three people, LOL.

Carry a pair of wire cutters when going to SS. This shit happens again... apologize, let them pass... then reach down and snip their control harness.

Bwahahahaha..................... I'm gonna do it. Gonna carry side cutters with me from now on. Better yet, rig a remote controller that'll override the hand controller. Way better than RC cars.

BTW, Bertha was about my age - early 50's, perhaps younger.

[murd0c]

thats when you go and get a broom and toss it through the spokes LOL

[CorneringArtist]

Better yet, rig a remote controller that'll override the hand controller. Way better than RC cars.


Something like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjPsaYMk83Y

[124Y]

After the fireworks on Wednesday, my girlfriend and I were among the crowd exiting English Bay. Just After we got off the beach and onto the road, in front of Milestones, we stopped briefly at the intersection corner, as people in front of us were walking in a perpendicular direction. Out of nowhere, this fucking old hag on a motorized wheelchair went full speed and ran into my girlfriend and I. It was no accident, as the motherfucker was straight hatin' and said things like: "That's what happens when you don't fucking move!"
I was pissed off and just before she got away in the crowd, I landed a fly kick on her back.

[!e.lo_]

yea fuck, i was in a line up and this older guy in one was just giving me attitude because he was behind me, and i was apparently in his way and i didn't see him. uh yea i so have eyes on the back of my head.

like god damn it, you know what? you're gon be a dick in the store, I'm gon take your damn handicapped parking spot. not like you're getting tired riding that scooter from the other side of the lot anyways.

[tonyvu]

haha i remember this one time, where i me and a couple buddies were walking to our cars, then outta nowhere 2 old guys on these motorized wheelchairs were racing down the street right past us.
:haha:

[SkinnyPupp]

yea fuck, i was in a line up and this older guy in one was just giving me attitude because he was behind me, and i was apparently in his way and i didn't see him. uh yea i so have eyes on the back of my head.

like god damn it, you know what? you're gon be a dick in the store, I'm gon take your damn handicapped parking spot. not like you're getting tired riding that scooter from the other side of the lot anyways.
That reminds me of the time I pulled into a handicap parking spot to turn my car around, and some fucking cripple came up and told me if he sees me parking there he is going to gut me.

Fuck handicap people.

[The_AK]

fuck some handicap people, i thought we were supposed to treat everyone as equals! What I don't understand is women in motorized wheelchairs going to a shoe sale. Like how much walking are you going to be doing in that power chair?

[Hondasport19]

I've found where i live, they are dangerous to drivers cause in certain areas in town, they cruise close to the side of the road, but almost in the driving lane rather than on the sidewalk. Its a matter of time before one of them gets clipped by a vehicle who isnt paying attention.

[Soundy]

haha i remember this one time, where i me and a couple buddies were walking to our cars, then outta nowhere 2 old guys on these motorized wheelchairs were racing down the street right past us.
:haha:

Did they have Evo wings and underglows? Were they rollin' VIP??

That's it... HELLA FLUSH WHEELCHAIRS!

[The_AK]

Did they have Evo wings and underglows? Were they rollin' VIP??

That's it... HELLA FLUSH WHEELCHAIRS!

Lol did they do burnouts just before racing to get their tires ready?
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[Berzerker]

That reminds me of the time I pulled into a handicap parking spot to turn my car around, and some fucking cripple came up and told me if he sees me parking there he is going to gut me.

Fuck handicap people.


Holy fuck same thing here. I stopped to turn around and some guy with 2 canes yells at me that's it's a handicap spot and I can't park there. I politely told him I was just turning around and he freaked out and went on a tirade on how its illegal to be in the spot and how I thought I was better than him... I said I am better cuz I'm not handicapped.
He got even more pissed off and hit my door with his cane. Now there is a crowd gathering watching.... I got out of my car and he throws his dual canes on the ground and gets in a fighting stance! (this was very shortly after that big thing in the news about some handicapped getting his ass kicked several years ago for the same thing) I said 'If I kick your ass all I did was beat up a cripple what pride is that for me?" He said bring it on and now people are starting to tell him to calm down cuz they saw I was trying to be reasonable. He picked up his cane and tried to hit me with it and I dodged it then just.... pushed him over haha. Told him he's the reason handicap people get a bad name and no respect and got in my car and drove away.


Another thing... When did being a fat slob piece of shit qualify for being handicapped? Why because your so fat you can't walk around anymore do YOU get a handicap parking pass! Lose weight and you won't need it anymore you fat fucks! Save the spots for people with REAL disabilities rather than just being wastes of skin.

Berz out.

[Kim Jong Un]

haha i remember this one time, where i me and a couple buddies were walking to our cars, then outta nowhere 2 old guys on these motorized wheelchairs were racing down the street right past us.
:haha:

Motherfucking street racers, somebody could end up in a wheelchair you know. :lol

[Soundy]

Motherfucking street racers, somebody could end up in a wheelchair you know. :lol

:IDL:

[Soundy]

Told him he's the reason handicap people get a bad name and no respect...
QFT. It's like with anything else - ricers, bikers, metalheads, UFC fans, drunks... most just want to go about their merry ways, do their thing, get along with everyone else... it's the few assholes with plank-sized chips on their shoulders that make them all look bad.

[Porschedog]

yeah i agree.. some of them do have really bad attitudes

[1exotic]

Holy fuck same thing here. I stopped to turn around and some guy with 2 canes yells at me that's it's a handicap spot and I can't park there. I politely told him I was just turning around and he freaked out and went on a tirade on how its illegal to be in the spot and how I thought I was better than him... I said I am better cuz I'm not handicapped.
He got even more pissed off and hit my door with his cane. Now there is a crowd gathering watching.... I got out of my car and he throws his dual canes on the ground and gets in a fighting stance! (this was very shortly after that big thing in the news about some handicapped getting his ass kicked several years ago for the same thing) I said 'If I kick your ass all I did was beat up a cripple what pride is that for me?" He said bring it on and now people are starting to tell him to calm down cuz they saw I was trying to be reasonable. He picked up his cane and tried to hit me with it and I dodged it then just.... pushed him over haha. Told him he's the reason handicap people get a bad name and no respect and got in my car and drove away.


Another thing... When did being a fat slob piece of shit qualify for being handicapped? Why because your so fat you can't walk around anymore do YOU get a handicap parking pass! Lose weight and you won't need it anymore you fat fucks! Save the spots for people with REAL disabilities rather than just being wastes of skin.

Berz out.

best. post. ever.


EDIT:

running 225 tires on a 10" width rim, needed fenders rolled and pulled.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9734/deluxepediatricwheelcha.jpg

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1874/fat20wheelchair.jpg

was bored so just mad it, not ment to offend anyone, just for fun.

[nack]

watched something about obesity in class, and for all the americans they showed, about 99% of them are in a wheelchair....


YOU GET HIT BY ONE OF THOSE ELEPHANTS YOUR DONE

[DiiCii]

1exotic:
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1874/fat20wheelchair.jpg


LOOL, next mod, big brake kit!:rofl:

[jpark]

Holy fuck same thing here. I stopped to turn around and some guy with 2 canes yells at me that's it's a handicap spot and I can't park there. I politely told him I was just turning around and he freaked out and went on a tirade on how its illegal to be in the spot and how I thought I was better than him... I said I am better cuz I'm not handicapped.
He got even more pissed off and hit my door with his cane. Now there is a crowd gathering watching.... I got out of my car and he throws his dual canes on the ground and gets in a fighting stance! (this was very shortly after that big thing in the news about some handicapped getting his ass kicked several years ago for the same thing) I said 'If I kick your ass all I did was beat up a cripple what pride is that for me?" He said bring it on and now people are starting to tell him to calm down cuz they saw I was trying to be reasonable. He picked up his cane and tried to hit me with it and I dodged it then just.... pushed him over haha. Told him he's the reason handicap people get a bad name and no respect and got in my car and drove away.


Another thing... When did being a fat slob piece of shit qualify for being handicapped? Why because your so fat you can't walk around anymore do YOU get a handicap parking pass! Lose weight and you won't need it anymore you fat fucks! Save the spots for people with REAL disabilities rather than just being wastes of skin.

Berz out.

amen to that

[AzNightmare]

LOL damn...
I've never seen those motorized handicap people going faster than maybe fast walking speed.

Maybe it's in your area.

[dachinesedude]

they never gave me trouble, but theres this one guy who always rides on the street going the OPPOSITE direction of traffic in richmond, making everyone dodge him, i think he wants to die

[Ronin]

Holy fuck same thing here. I stopped to turn around and some guy with 2 canes yells at me that's it's a handicap spot and I can't park there. I politely told him I was just turning around and he freaked out and went on a tirade on how its illegal to be in the spot and how I thought I was better than him... I said I am better cuz I'm not handicapped.
He got even more pissed off and hit my door with his cane. Now there is a crowd gathering watching.... I got out of my car and he throws his dual canes on the ground and gets in a fighting stance! (this was very shortly after that big thing in the news about some handicapped getting his ass kicked several years ago for the same thing) I said 'If I kick your ass all I did was beat up a cripple what pride is that for me?" He said bring it on and now people are starting to tell him to calm down cuz they saw I was trying to be reasonable. He picked up his cane and tried to hit me with it and I dodged it then just.... pushed him over haha. Told him he's the reason handicap people get a bad name and no respect and got in my car and drove away.


Another thing... When did being a fat slob piece of shit qualify for being handicapped? Why because your so fat you can't walk around anymore do YOU get a handicap parking pass! Lose weight and you won't need it anymore you fat fucks! Save the spots for people with REAL disabilities rather than just being wastes of skin.

Berz out.

So true. I got no problem with handicapped people just like I have no problem with just about every stereotypically annoying people on the planet. But the handicapped people that are dicks and have a sense of entitlement just because they think I should treat them better just because they're disabled.

[Kim Jong Un]

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1874/fat20wheelchair.jpg

Not low enough, slam that shit. :D

[supers7n]

Motherfucking street racers, somebody could end up in a wheelchair you know. :lol

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[GLOW]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lg5ZKWfPOU&feature=related

amazing what a stick in front of a wheel can do :)

[rawr]

lol, wheelchairs are like tanks or bulldozers. GET OUTTA THE WAY BIOTCH or imma mow you down!

[wobuffet]

well said berzerker!
most of these morons on wheelchairs aren't even fucking handicapped, they're just fucking obese it makes me sick!