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10-04-2010, 11:11 PM
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#1 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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| Coming soon to a spa near you: the spermine facial.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/...rticle1741511/ Quote:
The Treatment
A potent organic compound initially detected in human sperm, spermine is said to rebuild the fat and moisture balance of the skin.
Norwegian firm Bioforskning (no joke, that’s the company name) offers a synthetic version derived from the tail of the tiny swimmers, going to new lengths to deliver baby-faced skin.
| I'm sure there are, shall we say, cheaper alternatives...
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10-04-2010, 11:15 PM
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#2 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Wrong forum.
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10-04-2010, 11:21 PM
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#3 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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*awaits joke comments*
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10-04-2010, 11:32 PM
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#4 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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10-04-2010, 11:39 PM
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#5 | | Banned (ABWS)
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I gave your mom a cheaper alternative last night.
Yeah, I said it.
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10-04-2010, 11:41 PM
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#6 | | Banned (ABWS)
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^Yeah, he said it.
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10-05-2010, 12:19 AM
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#7 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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This is a scam, just ask my girlfriend.
Her skin doesnt look any better, and if anything it's made her hair a real mess.
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10-05-2010, 12:36 AM
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#8 | | :: Sells McLarens, Not tofu :okay: ::
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^ should continue experimenting for the sake of science and RS. 
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10-05-2010, 12:52 AM
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#9 | | Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
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Originally Posted by jasonturbo  This is a scam, just ask my girlfriend.
Her skin doesnt look any better, and if anything it's made her hair a real mess. | pics of gf or it never happened
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10-05-2010, 02:21 AM
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#10 | | Banned (ABWS)
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| Quote: synthetic version derived from the tail of the tiny swimmers
I'm sure there are, shall we say, cheaper alternatives...
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10-05-2010, 06:09 AM
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#11 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Its true. My right hand is so much more silkier and smoother than my left. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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10-05-2010, 06:24 AM
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#12 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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Originally Posted by vafanculo Its true. My right hand is so much more silkier and smoother than my left. Posted via RS Mobile |
you're a catcher?  | |
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10-05-2010, 06:41 AM
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#13 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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^LOL Posted via RS Mobile | |
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10-05-2010, 06:58 AM
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#14 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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ahahah
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10-05-2010, 09:02 AM
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#15 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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10-05-2010, 09:21 AM
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#16 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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hahahha fail..
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10-05-2010, 09:27 AM
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#17 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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if the treatment is applied orally it may also decrease the tartar build up on your teeth.
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10-05-2010, 09:31 AM
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#18 | | F**K YOUR HEAD
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I wonder how they came to that conclusion...
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10-05-2010, 09:33 AM
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#19 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by jasonturbo This is a scam, just ask my girlfriend.
Her skin doesnt look any better, and if anything it's made her hair a real mess. | there must be a problem with yours. I am willing to test mine out on her for the sake of science  | |
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10-05-2010, 11:43 AM
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#20 | | Prince of the Apes
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Originally Posted by ilvtofu I wonder how they came to that conclusion... | i see what you did there  | |
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10-05-2010, 02:56 PM
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#21 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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Originally Posted by StylinRed you're a catcher? | made me lol in class Posted via RS Mobile | |
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10-05-2010, 02:58 PM
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#22 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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-10 points for using "Coming" instead of "Cumming" in thread title. Easy pun opportunity avoided.
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