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10-11-2010, 11:54 AM
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When I walk into a Chinese restaurant and they give me a fork instead of chopsticks when I order takeout.
Fuck you Richmond.
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10-11-2010, 11:55 AM
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They always do that to me and when I look at them and ask for chopsticks they give me this weird look like there surprised I know how to use them.
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10-11-2010, 12:01 PM
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At number 9 they give me a fork when I sit down, a fork on the plate with my food and then ask me if i need a fork while I'm eating.
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you know they lick those forks before they give them to you too
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what bothers me is when i order fried rice at a chinese restaurant and it comes on a plate and all they do give me is chopsticks. how are chopsticks the best way to eat fried rice from a plate?
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10-11-2010, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by seakrait what bothers me is when i order fried rice at a chinese restaurant and it comes on a plate and all they do give me is chopsticks. how are chopsticks the best way to eat fried rice from a plate? | That is the best way. Level up your chopstick skillz.
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10-11-2010, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by seakrait what bothers me is when i order fried rice at a chinese restaurant and it comes on a plate and all they do give me is chopsticks. how are chopsticks the best way to eat fried rice from a plate? | mouth close to plate and shovel method works great  | |
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10-11-2010, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by murd0c mouth close to plate and shovel method works great | +1. That's how we rolllllll
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Originally Posted by murd0c mouth close to plate and shovel method works great | oh hells yea, fast and efficient haha
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10-11-2010, 01:06 PM
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Try to pretend to be Goku from Dragonball and eat like this.   | |
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Originally Posted by murd0c mouth close to plate and shovel method works great | thats just a natural technique
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rice on plate with chopsticks..that's not how we roll
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pet peeve: ppl that use the internet as their diary and post it all over facebook or start meaningless threads
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Originally Posted by MajinHurricane When I walk into a Chinese restaurant and they give me a fork instead of chopsticks when I order takeout.
Fuck you Richmond. | Sigged.
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10-11-2010, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Kamui712 pet peeve: ppl that use the internet as their diary and post it all over facebook or start meaningless threads | Us white folk are allowed to express our frustration of the racism we face when going out to eat. 
How do you think we feel when we go to a restaurant and heads turn and you know they are talking about a white person walking in | |
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Originally Posted by MajinHurricane When I walk into a Chinese restaurant and they give me a fork instead of chopsticks when I order takeout.
Fuck you Richmond. | If white people learned to use chopsticks in the first place, then you wouldn't have this problem now would we?
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i always have to ask for chopsticks when i order delivery and half the time they forget.
and for those in the know: is it true that how you hold your chopsticks reflects your status? the higher up near the ends of the chopsticks away from the food you are eating you position your hands the classier you are considered.
after seeing karate kid when i was young, i made sure i knew how to handle chop sticks - i've never caught a fly though
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Order in chinese
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Originally Posted by LiquidTurbo If white people learned to use chopsticks in the first place, then you wouldn't have this problem now would we? | It's not just you whities man, they do that to me too.
And yes, sometimes I DO order in canto, cause saying roast pork with rice just sounds retarded.
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10-11-2010, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Blaupunkt69 i always have to ask for chopsticks when i order delivery and half the time they forget.
and for those in the know: is it true that how you hold your chopsticks reflects your status? the higher up near the ends of the chopsticks away from the food you are eating you position your hands the classier you are considered.
after seeing karate kid when i was young, i made sure i knew how to handle chop sticks - i've never caught a fly though | basically part of table manners. alot of other countries have these "rules" and usually upper class would enforce it.
ie: using salad fork for only salad, how to hold it, elbows off table, etc.
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i fucking hate when i order chinese take out & they forget my chopstick, fork & spoon while when they turn around they don't realize it & when i spot it i ask for my shit, they would fucking charge me for it
i also hate it when these chinese places would ask would u like a duck leg cuz they would charge u extra for it
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as somebody who grew up using chopsticks, I actually prefer them giving me forks and spoons lol
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10-11-2010, 06:35 PM
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Jerry Seinfeld: I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people. They're hanging in there with the chopsticks,aren't they? You know they've seen the fork. They're staying with the sticks. I don't know how they missed it. Chinese farmer gets up, works in the field with a shovel all day. Shovel. Spoon. Come on. You're not plowing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues!
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